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ing 0o, ex-PresidUni john dams 'hai fthe time waýifailing rapidly à hlthà. As tdey n e e king on tOPsesci cf e day, .. friend camie in aniasked the ag,-d man hoficw ic, vit er feeling. Adanr sinild at the - r mmi, oid replied. Asa esatter of tatt. i inhabit a ea-,k, frai!, (decay< d telenment; lait e d b'y the wWds and broke On npcrt by thle stornîsz, anld from il YIe-ai lcarn. thie lardiord dues nni Econonilal "Ilap, if I save you a dollar woidyou give înt. fifty cents oul "ce1 fguess Sa sont" 1 .Saved it for you. YÏ0u tolu ràne you wasiio give mie a î1Ir f I passcd il]arithmi-etic, Tisai Should UIod Hilm î(~ eing :- qtarrel): "I sec e0ç' wlîy a womfiar ir olten clled a bid." lie(mrll; Ys eas tiey ar-e always <,n Ille lookout OT cranmbs." Se (q4ietly,): N ecus i tisùeoni os fthey pcup.e' Have It Changa&d An o-fficiai with a very anyn Inaner as akmig an inspection On tdis partîcsîar afternoon jarwhute pracce was being un- dirtaken by a number' of pilats ano fthe officiai askied qulestion amter question of one nian about l'sexpeience and sensation s WhIl flEng Uthra Vh ta'air, '~nutsuppaing our parachute faits to oenwhie n uare 7cOllilg tloen " he asked funally. What dyMu do theni" Tlî<.,ilot hhad imémore thanl ena Eh by tis time. "Take i back aNdcange ut"ci e repid THE SPORTING THING "Remnember now-tbis is a meeing of thse coin collecor's club! Just The Moane-,y "Whlat about the tirty slint-gs yacu o)we mel?" %Quie Pail u-h-i'sYomuu-bst- &y next Suday and Éi'mgaing ta kuing it ta yu whmy conrat- latios."> Yau just brinig fthe moey su l'il anauat myseli." FaIlre A land girl called on a farmer in response ta an -,dvertisemenrt for a ïshlephierd and acffered be(r 2crviceýs. ",No, no, my lsi, said the aId farner. "I advertised for a shep- ber&, net a shepherdess." "! know tat"replied the ýland girl; "ut surey there is no reason why tise work shold flot be nder- aken by a woman? «Well, a waman sOnce tuied ;t and made a mess a!f the ejob," pained thse farmer. "Wvho was she?" asked the&IrL. BoPp!"wa-s Ithesar refait. Too Much Affer innspecting the W11ole stock .f sifetases the custame,ýr shOùZ àswed. 'f want a eailygoûlorlanc oî a long holiday in the ounltry>," he raid. "x want îOtosee cae reai eOwiside in if. sSrr ir," replicd the assistatît *jeetly;4b-ùt l'nafrrcid We Îuven'ýt anc big Lenousgh for that, Easy For Theunz "Ddddyou have ta icarn ta weiite aid speak enc hnyou son 01, why?» 'Ob, I dux1noî TO me ft sens ffi e t :ng to dcfo som ThiýckAener-s. Durinig thýe past few u-dnhs for sauce , t.J'lCsue r suc- tion aof thie DomIiion Dpau-me of ArcIuebs eevdmn iniquiriesias ta theraie thlicken- iùýg pOweu- of weapatato anld rice forcou-nstu-ch anid mOst - eently whýeat sta-chi. After LcxpeIýmenting wivth thiese dIiffereut flouirs and star-ches, thley ha,-ve faund thflat rice and (lpotata lous'ndwea tarcIh have ap-x ùaeyte samre thick;- enngpoeras, outa- and twiýce asmuich as .a1 rpurpose flour, Eg g sare ,also tickeners and When -1thle suPply is plentiful they cal! be used in, plarceof starch o;ýr flour ticenu-. onv,,ersely wheni thiey are scarce -and cou sequt1ily hiigh pri ced thley nIa -y berelaed at least in part, ]bY othertiknes ma'uy be subsftiuted for Iegýg I~IId v-ice versat. Comparative Table for Thickeners (1 Cup of! Liquid) Cornstarch'----- ---IY2 tblsp.- W ie Flou r -------- p. Rice Flou1r ------ i blp. +2 tsp. Paiato Flouir---- 1 thlsp. 4 2 tsp. CHOCOLATE CREAM 2ounices unsweetened chocolate 3 cups milk 4tablespoonis cornstarch (% cup) or 8 tablespoons white flour (/ cup> or 4 ý, tablespoons of either wheat starch, rice or potato flour 'cup sugar 'teaspoon Salt i egg iteaspoon vanilla Add cA-calate ta fý2 cups of the milk anld heat in top) of double boier nti chcaltcis melted. Mix cornstarch, or whi'te flour or eithier oýflthe other thi*ckýeners with suigar and saIt and blendwith thie remaninghalfcupor mjilký.Ad s1owvly ta hot mixture in top aif douMeblhouler and stir cntnl until mixture thickens. Cook for 20O ta 3() minute,4, stirring occas;cinaly. AIdd wiell beaten egg yolk and (ïcOoo 3minutes. 1Remove from hatadd flavcuring9 and fald in the beaten egg wit.ChilI. Six e-vns LIEMON SNOW 4tablespoons cornstarch (Atp or 4 1,% tablespoons o!fih~ ha starch, rice or poao lu ý3cup sugar ptt lu z/ easpoon sait 2cups boiling water lem-on 2 egg whites VOltýÎE 0F TUE PREss Then and ~o Pa's Got 'Em Oni Gfrls wheuthey"wentit to si, The reasn y ou sec fewer scare- Onuce dreCýssed ike Mothecr Hub- crows in the fields tiiese days is bardbecause Pa's wearing the seau- Now they vea bldrwim-. crow's cohs.Wn s Star. They d (reFss more ]lîke her cup- bona1rd. -h rgnu.Harder Stli ______ Aronrt Those who saLy starlings are CrakerBarelCat the hardest birds ta catch can nev- er have tried theiir hiands an the "A New York grocer was finedl dove of peace-ToronIto star. $50 t1('1 n a a. :t \valk '_ on th'e countr,"-Netv's item. HoIimecs do chaïinge! When we were a lad, Cheerful Thought the crossroads grocer used to !et Everyýtig lbas it compensa- vhe cat sleep in the barre! af crack- tions. Yon can't buy scap chips, ers to keep thlertsont, but neither can you getnew shirt's -KicheerRecord, ta wash.-Edunonton journal. Just Don't Like Work Practice Makes Perfect Tramps, v;agabonds and hioboes The reason most people can are to bc given free psychiatric stand adversity better than theiy treatuiienit in Britain, in an attemlpt can good fortune is thatthyv ta restau-e them ta respectability. had considerably more practice in Frankly, a government whbich standing adversity. thinks a man is crazy, simplyv be- -ichnrRecord. ,cause he doesn)'t want ta wvork ___ sounds a little off thec beamn, ita us. History Repeats The Germans are a dangerous Mix cornistarch onr cithier wh;Ieat people, because they ive, dream starchi, rice or potato flour with and think in teu-ms af canquecst. Defeat does not change their suga an sat toroghl toethr. hinking-it only delays their plans. Gs'adually add boilinig water, stir- -W-Ïidsor Star. ring constantIy. 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