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Parli aments With Odd Nickinames It seernsE. strange that during the present cetury not a single British par-liamePnti bas earned it- %elf a nicknamne, remnar1keO an M.P. the ather day. Yet, delvirg b-ïto the past he had been arnazed by the wide variety of nicknamnes npplîed to pre-1900 Parlia.ments. Onle of the rn1-ost famnous was Cromwel's Lo ng Parliamient which lasted fromn 1640 ta 1653, tco long in fact, that it also be- eane known as the Pensioner Parliamiert. The shortest Par1ýamnent in aur bistory ,v,ýsînickniamed The Use- Iess Parliamnent. It was intro- duced by Charleý,s I on June I8th, 1625, adj'ourneci ta Oxford On August lst and dissolved On-AuI- gust l2th. Ail lawyers were excluded frorin the Parliamnent of 1404 sa ft became lknowýn as The Parlia- ment of Dunces ai-id The Un- Iearnied Parliamnent. No such ruling against lawyer M.P.'s has ever been attempted since. A Parliainent with pronounced views about wamiefi in politics was knawun in 1367 as The Good Parliamnent. it compelled lovely Alice Ferrers, favourite of King Edwa,.rd III, ta leave the Court and take an oatil never ta retta to the Kings presence. TheM.t'.s took this drastie step because of the great political power she h~ attained, When Henry VI assembled a 4Parliament at Coventry in 1459 ;t quickly became knowrr as The Devil's Parliament. It earned great unpopularity by passing bils accusng the Dtske of York (afterwards Edward IV) and his supporters of high treasan and depriving theln of their civil rights. "'Justtin, said the conceited heavy-weight boxer, "thousands et people wili tune in te this ftght to-night." uYe's,» retorted his manager, "and the-y'11 know the resuit at Ieast tert seconds1before you dlo." OY-- Donaid G. i wonI hirn the grand ho sixth annucil 0W Aich. A record 250 One - ;hot Heroes 0f The bandsome, strapping mmi' valked almost jaunitily ta the mounid. His gait. was 10ase and e asy, and ihe casuallY scanned the packed and roarilig stands at Boston's hostile Fenway Park as îf eouwng the house.' Big Gene Beardeix igured to be, te.nse and tired; but lie actod with the nonchala.nc/e of a man bolnig, danidled la tbe lap 0 f des- tiay. 1 Onc e ek earlier lie batipiteli- edI the Cleveland ladiana to vie- let hl.mj mento League.. that coÉp lôsen wil lasses, Gioaf Ii big asI World pulled s stili s;pe eieven IY Sïble for crie of il and orme f adeouts Gion! i lyn D<t Brookllyp H-igbe a Gent- MRd rates f of foot, s Zsenger so ho c fIromn 'P Buto Gi» w fieWla n sixth gqI against 1 the iig an appe Gionft: back wit Sudden]ý gate, lie tho air.ý glove, F faflingc for ac vhich1 roar a0! 'gle-eyed But t]- fie Gi"ý real. Dr- boroics,h in 38 gý .previaus stick la wias St. I - jdvi tu)ra, CÉ leased fornia, Beazle bander o.tho)r ', Series quilckly paiga, = c Fiere tratllsg brlng yo *ItchIlng'i Gther it' cnly h healthy wounds, cers ans 4kin aff , seMr, l olki cru an.&ver MOO0jq be litair 03 Modol ýh 1899- at Green- e enterecd o, it was back ta Sacra- ïn the Pacific Coast By xid-seasoni, oven ln îparry, he %vas stilI a ,h four wins against fivo iddo neyer made It as ýearden, but in the 1947 Boeries the littie rman Splay about which they ak. Wthin a period of nanths, ho was respan- one af the funiest gags, ýe -nost historie catches of the most poignant la big 'bague baseba"IL iddo wEnt ta the Brookç- ýdgers la May, '1947. n rold pitchers Kirby rid Cal MeLish, catcher Howell and shortstop uch tt lhe Fit hburPi- $300,WO -- and the fiva... inch .Gionfriddo. -nast have been the mes- )Y thrown into the del ould carry th mue ttsbtirgh ta Brooklyni,» iger writer 1Uldded, a October 5,'1947, '"Lttle sent out ta play 1e(t the sixth lnning of the. ýme of the World Seriee Sthe Yankees' There oû out anc two on when ýty Joe DiMaggio r4!bed rent homne rnta left -idda starte.d sprinting th the crack of the bat. y, right at, the builpen whirled and leaped into The bal] landed in his nd Gionfriddo, almost over the fentce, held it dazzling orne-hand stali brought a tremendous applause fran' tbe gag- stands. It 'was the field- of the Series. îe fallawing April, "Lit- was released ta Mont-. Ispite his Warld Series ie had batteti a puny 175 ames for, Brooklynl the season. Nor could hoe Montreal. From there it Paul, Fort Worth, Drumr- le, Newport Neson lifoQrnaa, nnd finaiy e- y lowly Vasalia, Cali- n 1955. 'y, the handsome ighit jf the Cardinals, was an- 'ho racketed to Warld aine, und faded ïust as into oblivion., start of the W142 caRi- Johnny was a rookle, Carciînais movea io sthe vis- site against the Yankees, Young Johnny wasa 2l1-gam-e~ winner, ,ýwith a brigit future. It loaked ever, brighte2r as twice in thie Seris h amed a toug-h teamr which .i'nclded such st,,aats as 'Di-Maggio, Char-ley IKeller, Bill Dickey, Joe Gardon, Franikie Crosetti, Red Rolf e and Prliili Rizzuto. Beazicy beat Ernie Eanham in the secon igane . t3, and then %on a 4 ta 2 squcaker frorn Red flRuffing ta w ind up thie Sefies in the fi! th ganie. TÉien he marched off ta service for three years. Whnlie came back, Jahnny, had lost the touich. In 1946 he hjad a 7-5 manrk. Ari trouble follow-ed, andJ for three seasans he won a total af tw~o gaines against one dêfeat. The Braves ga-ve hi'm a briât shot, and then1 it wý,as the long road own -- St. P'etersberg, I1artfotd, Nashvilleý, Mïlwvaukee (when it stili waîs la 'teminars), Dallas, and, flnally, outright release by Oklahoma City' in 1952. Which brings ms to the case of Floyd Karl Giebell, the yauag mari who was a World' Series bero withaut ever apipearing in a World Seies 'gaine.. thd' lHow corne? Wel, i thd been for Gieell, te Detroit Tigers aight neveu have inade it into the classic l in 40.The Cleveland Indians had set the pace throughout the latter ~stages of that campiaïgn and, going i n- ta the final merry-go-round of the se'ason, they were out tt squelch ,a spirited challenge lby1 fletroit's "aine aid ne. j Bob Feller, at the height of hïs career, was Detroit's nemresis of the day. Apparently the Tigers didn't thînk mnuch a! their chance of beatng hum because theiIr pitching aarmnec was Gb- bel!, who was new from the In-~ ternationial League. But'Giebeil bested the mnighty Feller -- and the inspired De- troit Tigers went an to wia the. peanant. But jpaor Floyd had joined the Tigers tao .late ta lie eligible for 'le World Series. Stfl-1, he was the toast of 'Tigertown throuh out the Series a~nd throughotIt the winter, -nd big thigs w~ezrê plamned for-im In 1941. 1 Yet GiebeWl was a% one-shot. The fIclawîng season he was used Jr. 17 gaintes - and neyer wor. a s;ingle one. For hlm, too, It was the low road down ta Iiuffalo and Syracuse before fia%- ally beig. volurtari-ly retired at Dallas la in1950. Younrg Johnny Pérdres, th, hero o! Brooklyn's 'World Series, triumph last year; niay bave beell lucky. that he Was callèd intô gervIce befare this season started. Or, as la Beazley's case, there la a grim possibility that when he does retuia, lhe wil nèver be sh anie. 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