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ALGIERS. Dial Te In The to mei have .'iwersity 5. Sa pleasant bnsýtritif t f Eggemoggin Beach, atad it might be part of Pripet or Bass Harbor. Il. is scnmewhere in T,,aine."' "Do you know w haýt it's neaýr?" "t hink its iua PROSPCct, MfYstic, and TRi4ýn9eý i said. 1 was m di4orecd with a dOw3owitst. -Louj5s ulin- ber -cand the »aby' sitter said Mr. aidMrIs. poster wvere out for the evening aýnd ivould be home late. I can explaiîn how, this happeris, for 1IVarn a student of such things. The OPeratLor, not knowing one UNiversity from another, malkes a bozz and gets eonneeted with a- route specialist. She says, "Route, please, to HArvest-5." Then the other operator says, "BPoston, 125, plus 2-L, plus, etc." The "2-L" ineans two letters, which is whby they capîtalize twice on ail1 exchang"es. It is jUst as easy, therefore, to get a wrong niumbe-r in Denver as it is to get a right one in LOcust. 1 resent it very mouch whien the operator imiplies that I ought to know where thlese exchanges are. 1 think 511E ought to kinow, or that the .inn who made the things Up ought to be kzept on 24-heur duty so he can tellliher. support. True, telephone service has supporit. been mutch improved and the diy wîth rates are healthy and strong. But îarnd. hen I 1meet a mian on the train 'to cali andi we begin to talk, and w. ýt 124-35, find wê have corrmo-n interests, g rings and h.e says, "Here is my nuni- .y snatch ber, cali me Uýp When yOuj have ,en cents a hen hot, andIl'l send -you somn* became goose eggs," 1 can put his mnm- ber ina my pocke-t wîthout having up the any idea where he lives. timne, so When I have ;asetting leiI diai the diai the operator and ,ay, "RUst- Tiversity free 7-2345!" So she says, ien asks, "Where is that " I do not know, so I say 1 do not know. This and de - j sukes me queer to the operator, eiephone who la a rational pierson and as- hi*ng an u s that anybody naking a tkno1w."I t 124-3'5i. 1 nesîtati den't know" everyt one night 1 got con: a woman in camhri here isa ýt West, 1 said. said it who desinaio. "s tatin Maine?" I o'tkowv if it's in Maine or Costa Ricaý, to teil the truth Rlfstfree is a tclephonie comnpany plae, and hins hothing to do with me, gloose egs, lho't iens, or ra- tionality. "For' ailIj 1know ,,itfs in Tlnibucto1," . sa. "Whcre is TIrnbuctoo " she ay.-.b Johni Gould in The tisinScie-nce Monitor. Hot#)Ca n 1?2 IBY Antie Ashley Q. ow casa I remiove the col- ored le-ttiers froni empty flour A. Rub Pure lard thoïrough1y into the letters ai-d figures, soak in ]Llewarm wa ýter for a few days, then put in the bolier wt SOap flakes and boi. This treat-î ment will re-move ail the letter- ý 0. eow cain I soflf)tene;& Aie1Is? A. By putting thc-e eggS l vinegar for about twenty-four hours, longer if ncsay Q.HOW can I1drY a sweater properly after Waýsling? A. La-Y the sweater on. a ftat surface, turning fromj timne - wMl be soft when dry. Q. How casa I prevelat the ~rstiiig of mattress springs? A. Rub the sp rings occasion-. ally with a loth dipped i-to mnelteci paraffin, amd they 1wil neyer ruSt, Q. How can I make a rubber hot-water bottie last lonjger? A. It wilI las-t tw,,ice as long if the steam, is preýssed out be- fore inserting the Stopper, if il la never filled more than w, thirds, and neyer with bniling waýter, anId when not i use, the bag is hung wit?) opening dlown7- 4AN-This pretey trio is ail eut for Williaým for the. governorship of California. And Knowlands. tenter is Mrs. William F. Republican senator. Flanking her are th. .melyrl, ieft, and Estelle. 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T4. mitorizedl tower, maving on ifs ewn track, transports the. racket to the launching platform wher. if is lowered onto a spring- loaded lauhrchlng pad. As the motorized tower moves out of the way, the count down be-gins on t4e remote coritral pQýnel, and the seconds uick away . . 5-4-3-2-1 -FIREI Firing button 5t pressedi and tii. rocket blats off. The rockeî bas ea c!,fefy polyurethane foam nose con*,