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H4enry Tosses A Reasl Party Auto m-agnate ilc.nr'y Ford Il tossed a li225,000 partyLte niarlk the debut of his youuzger daugh- ter-and ïname.sake of his ie 18-yeur-old Anne Ford. On the spaclous grocunds of the Ford estate lu Grosse Pointe ,Farmns, Midi., Paris designer Jacques Frank created a dazziing eighi- teenth-ceutury garden effect - comrplete witb danecepavillon, tWo suminerhouses, shiirinmering fountaiis,, and $20,000 werth of white, xed, and pink roses. Amaing, the incidentai expenses: $2 an heur te each of 30 higi- school gilund fifteeu Univer- sity of Detroit football players, mnost of xliom logged 100 hours twining thz 42,000 roses inte relised archer-ý and garlandeêd ,colurnns. Irunically, ram drovc all but Vhe hardiest of the 1,200J guests indoors. "Oh wî, host Ford p)iulosophlized, -yeu can't bave everyýtiing." At ens peint lu the evening,, Henry Il grabbed ai microphone and -- soundïng like any ordinary husband giv- ing way te a bold whimi-an- nounced: "MyI wife',s mad at mie." H1e idn't sýay why. Warning Against The Witnesses Some 70,000 Jehovah's wtes es, most cf themn toting ibes gathiered lu New York last meýnti fer meetings at Yankee Stadiunj and "field srie - rining doorbelîs and proselyting, In an article timred te meect this or- slaugit, the Jesut weekly' -Amier- !Ca wý,arnsd its Romani Catlioiic readers that sinýce the witnesses generally "know more about the Bible thýan m11s, Catlcs , it wlould b!e weil te advise uLn- prepared Catholieýs te avoid them, for tlieyv wiil accemplish littîs and mayý endanger their owu faithi." Appraised oif the waruing, the chief of thie witnessss, Nathan, H. Knorr of Brooklyn, had this reply: "If (Vie Catiolics) had the truth and . . . witnessed te iî, tbey wouid be able o couve-rt the worid lu twe or tirse yearýs," ,Mrs. Mary Schmidt, a witness- ndformer Catholic-frotn F4or-. itia, ieartily agreed. "Me kncew :ýhey haven't the truti," &h. selti. "The Bible shows us they're way- eese Pretty---crochet nmatch- V tes for living, dining rom.n Pinwhe1 evas-dramatic for, '1oiiies, place mats, TV ove, ~Uffet scarf. pattern 582: doillies ÏI8y30 and ilx1in lustr.ing; 13x24 âýld 9x13 luches lu No. 30. Seud THIRTY-FIVE CE--NTS8 'flamps cannot be accepted, useý 'stal note for sGafety) for Vil, *ittemu Vto Laura Wheeher, Box, 1, 123 Eigit[ecn St., NKew Toron- to, Ont. Print plaiujy PATTERN ~UMBER, your NAME and, AD- 9R ES S. JUST OFF THE PRESS! ýSenti ziwfor our exclting, new 16 ,Ncedlecraft Catahog. Over ilSg tdesign-s o crochet, knit, sww, um- broider, qulit , weive-f4a&licng, Iioetsrlshnstroya, gLtaî> b. anar isitsi, tvm, tXon. forr sfiKsnia t v. uap -urry, -%endti-U z-nowl PIN-UP GIRLS Wearing un, ditionai cloth Iraids, these Romnan pageant, P .&*k There( are ail kcinds of wonder- fui things on the market these days - electrical and otherwvise. A gadget to cook weiners, special) 1candIès to burn to k-eep bugs away, humidifiers and dt hu- mnidifiers; -push-button contrap- tions for this, that and the othýer. Plovidling you have the money- or credit - you can get thema with iess trouble than it takes to tell. But suppose you want something ordînary - just ail ordinàry, everyday articie-niow, that's a. dfferent story. You shop, and yeu shop anid you shop, onily te be met with a blank staiç and a shake of the head wherever you go, What yeu want mnay be seN ordinary that department stores and sucli like don't even both.-er to stock it. What arn I getting atT Just this. I wae badly ln need of a shoer-ap.Natürally 1 didnj't anticlpate any trouble inu getting- it, but, will yeu believe it, at a nearby shopping centre f went into Tamblyn's, Kresge's, Wool- wvorth's and qil the ladies' wvear I couItd find and not one Af them had an ordinary showex -cap. Swlm caps, yes, in ail kinids of fancy shapes and patterns. ail of tbemn too tight - and toe expen- sive for mny pur-pose. After 1 came home 1 was airing mv grie- vances te a neiglibour. Thie very rtext day She(,came ovel' iand brought me a shower-cap. "Where in the worid did yeu get it?" I asked. "At a Iîtile store lu the vilage,,' .he, answvered, It was just what I wanted -- geod qualitly plastic with eiastic round the edge and dV cest enly thîrtyý-nine cents. A few days ljaVer whilýe workc- Éing on a. weol afgharan) rnmaki- Ï1ng I broke myCrochet hook. Il wvas houe and had woru srnooth with aIl the werlk it had douie over -' I don't know how many years. I had aniother hook1 a steel oee, but it wouldu'ýt slide in and eut of the wool uea-riy seo weil. Thiat afteruoon 1 went inte twe, woOl shops and a variety store in search of another bonie crochet hook but ail they lhad were steel heeks. One storekeeper said- "Why don", yeu tryuetdo Mrs. Smith h1as ail kinds of things you prebably wouldn't, flnd auywvhere else,"e Se 1 weut "nex-,t door". Proper- ly SPeakiug î1V wasn'V a storea ail but an ordiuary bouse, thqe front ruoi fitted with sheivéýs afd a~ couple of counters and tii.ý owuer-st orekeeper a jLttie old lady, probabi- ini lier middle se- enties. "Boue crochet hook" she r le- peated, ïn auswe-r to my query. "'Oh yes.,. 1have lots of te. crochel t Ihooýks. Ang n-tsecole, hoeks I neticed seme bodksus - and I hadu't seen a bodkin for younger folk wh)o do't even, years. Maybe thlere are 1)le]týv of kuow wbat a bodkin is. Sometjime laVer 1 arn going te) pay a second visit Vo tIsa, littie Store. IV was 111e stepp)ing ýbaclk tc, the days of Cliarles .kn Pud hs "O01d Curiosity Sm p". A co leurful old world oasis in hs M-idst ef modern merciandise - -P shopping centre was iusI across tVie rend, witb .stores tee modern to Sel] sbowýýer-caps and ci ochet hlooks. The front door of thujs Lit- t'e siep even l'ad anl ovet ban- iug bel] that rang, when Vie door was operied. It le possible imauy readers of Vlils ceLuDmu my bave ju1t suci aý shop somewhere lun their cern- muuit *y. At any rate I seem teU run across wlier7ýee l go. Soilne- Vijmes tbe ewuer is an izlderl y pensioner, keeping store because it gives hlmn an intersst lu lite - he probably has a roem 9,at Vh back wbere hl'e and bis croules cau play cards lu betwsen CUIS- omers. If you like ýùJourfuI characters pay him o- r her a visit. You wili be richiy re- warded, Generally speaing it is niot onfly hs store that is inter- esting but the owuer a-, well. Engage hlm in conversation and ouwill usually fiudhils philoso- phy of life is hiable te put many of us Vo shamre. just a word albout VIe weatber. Hers it is almost tise end of .Tune ard our furnace hasn't stoppecl pumrpiug yet. This summi-er (?) wîll sureiy set soi-re kiud of a record. Ducking Stool For Naâgging Womien Wbenl a womau waus charged rce:ntlyý with being a "commiron scold," she prese-nted a problen, for court officiais ait Lancaster, Penusylvani. ýA spellinl a duck- ing sool s the normral punisi- mient for such offender, b 'ut ino eue couild remem-ber whe eu was LsVused. The magistrates wý,otders.d if a usw stool would have Vo lbe built until ths State Attorrcy-Goieeral ruPdtat ine o 'iPrison- mnent wouldi be a fairer waj eof dealilig wfilth thewo n if she was fouuld gui1t. Thse duiuihg stioi a ue frequenitiy luBrîtain cduiig, Cremweývll's, regmean imm-re- diaqtely aftcr the Plestoration. A cme scoid was net a womnanwlviionag-ed fher husýbaud, uer was she a malicieusgoip She was a person who constautly cemplained iabout 1tue Goverru- men t! The ufruaewmut icieý ducksd wsput iii a 1uckeý which bung frcm a tces he h village pond. Slie va wee jute the water, hauledrî up auid lowered again as often Vas wa, lier political viewsý. DRIVE CAREFUTLLV - rthe life yo)u save may be your ownj. BrÎgham Young's Wife Who FIew The Coop Nebody' v kfows iow many vives Brigham Young, the Mor- mon "Lien of the Lord," actu- ally look Vo bils bosom. What- e v er the number, Ann Eliza Webb - wbo authoe' Irving Wal- lace believes was Vhe 27th and iast - was ene toe many. Mloue eXo thea Prophet's numserous harT- emi, Anu Eliza sourecd on Ceies- tial Mfarriage (poiygamny), flew Ilis coop, aund sued for divorce. Out al lher extraordiuary story Wallacesfbas b)uilt a biographly, "The Twenty-Ssventh Wife," b.ascîuating emough te wipe orut thse memoury that bis last ceusi- dleration of sex on a large ae w7as the tawýdry best-selling ne n- vel, "TIse Cliapman Report." Aun Eliza-, child ef Mormon "Saýints" iu g1ood standing, trek- ked West lu hs exodus to Sait Lake attVhs age, of 2. Growîuig up under tie Proplhet's eye, she first cdetected a gleam lu in1V when she wTas 17. Young iodged bher as -,uest iu the Lion House - his popuilous seraglo - but did Pet snaýre lier into Celestial Marriage until she had we,-d and divor e-d a youing plasterer wbe mistreat- Cd lier. Aun Eliza laVer insisted rthat she thouglit Yiung a"lse fui old thing-" and malred lmy enly te save a brother whom lie tlireatsned te ruin. Wii ýe becamne wife No. 27, Auin EIjza, was 24; Vhs Propiet wTas (ii; Amn Eliza put up _ýwitb it for f our years. Eventualiy, she ac- quired ge-ntile (non1-Mormon) allies wlieu sie pened becr cot- tage te boarders. With tieir hielp, she f led the Propiet's lieud and board Vo lodgs inia genils hiotei. Hère, she Weillt tebeýd at niglit expcuting tu~ be murderied by Mlormion aveng-ers and aWeke eue moring ite fiud tVbat lier apestasy had miade lier a ca to-coas;t ceiebrity, Prescription for Hos pital Visitors- TO OUR VISITORS ii) ('Iliq VICIr)p' StumpDed the naLt ion , r akingin,,Ii rnoney Witt)her lc I-ture-s on life Ili Brig-hamiYo un g's lha rem.yn Shrilly a.nd tireleIssly, she na-~ ged Conglress te eutlaw po ly- gamy in Utahi and, in time, she helped inspire some g-enuinely stiff legfisiation, though a gooti many Fundamentalist Mormon? still practice plural marriag-e to~- day. Another irony attended Ansi Eliza's crusade: She marrieda philandaring Miciganlu e- man- who taught her to hiate monogamy as muchi as polyg-_amy. Whiat finai.ly becamne of her i3 one of the unsolved m.ysteries ,od the- American past. Modlern Etiquette gy Anne Ashldey Q.There's heen s ome argr*.- ment among- somte of my friends as to whose place il is tû speakz flrst wben meeting o» the street, thse mni or thse woman. WilI1 you please settie this for us? A. It was at one time fhe "ld"who always spoke f irst. But today, if thcy are good fredthere's nothing at al- wrong with the rman's speaking first. "1wcernmta Pa-rra't you aodme sek nyOieeT VISITS SHOULD BE ENJOYED - NOT ENDURIED for th* wtf9rq of pur patints pIa.obsrve Mumr e nd horet %*nse or* mixed intc Ontario Hospitail AssoItlo's"presoription," It'e iýntended to cure Vth* ehug~st.usnss ficthe aa minority of hospitdl visit0rs WSh> mokethiýng§ mis&rable for patients, hosplial per- eoniigon rý othor visitors. Based on an ideca originafing w1th e gr*Lpp f iospitails, in Fort 'Wayne, the opening meove hy thé CagnedîiDim rganizaflon ha. .n tedit.. trihute the four pote. h*vn, ebove, teolits 200 mme hospitýaIs Inn rtort. pr*ve* et B0tm keý*r por *ooh psril tht* p4relem on tii. fumybones C visitore Is scoesf4 « ompalgQn will1>1,puriiued Mï,4