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No Mother-in-Law Trouble Here!. After a 13razilian Induian of the Mlfatto Grosso tribes marries hee it neyer aiwdta speak ta lis Custom ,demlanidst h a t 1i e brings -homne a gift for her hn eDver lie gùoes hunting or fisbing. He lays tis atlier feet, but pleie mustni't thank hlm irct cnly througl lier daughtei< Ard he says ta tlie wif e: "Teil your mother it is a pleasre" - lmo avaiT addressirng her pèrson- ally. This rUle was pparently laid doavn by atiblchef -tireT of hearing compilints about mo- thens-in-law ,from his warriors. He decided ta stop famiy squAb- bles' Once and .foi, aIlby fnoid- dinig ail talk between them So smys Andrea BayarT, lie Ony yung waman with a fwýýeive-man f'ilm iunit exploriiag the jungle, in becr book, "Brazil- ian Eden." Miss Byrdxas toiT of can- nibal tibIes hihit waS stîll imipossible' ta approacl. When they cp lre cmre flan ione ictim th-ey k1illeiT orlIy Ilhe onie tley inren,,ded eatung first. The thers te aaye from the witdown wýitJl a blow on1 the siefrom inanirnwo club. Tley wee hen ket r a but IÉandgvn food and wa l Until needed for fIe pot. Par a girlof nineteen Mis Bayard lhad som-e st.iringad n tutres ini i ld rý emot ungle Country. Sercrsthem ivýiJ- ly.__ _ _ _ Service Hep Cu Poison Dah A mny chsiocrn are being ac- cideuntLal, ly osne ntheir own homies fthn eerenyrond tecckp oi so t service",nay be set up in Brîtinsliotly,. TIc ias munrri-g increase in ci-d peisoning is due to ithe fact that hundredA cf new prepar-ations aie being ued today- cleaning fluliTsdeÈtergents and. "do-if- yo)i.sseif" nmaterials. lu ddtin an-y kinds of tab- lets are ieft jing around whéi children are terrpted ta pict, up ýnd sw allow. Under tIc)roposed- ervC, frigbtened mother coulýid dial POI ,for acivice if ner du sv ilwe omtigwhudh mi-glit be dTan- gero us. France already lias sucliea ser- vice. Not a day, passes a itlout cares 0f emergency coulscong Ïýn from al parts of Europe for heip in- iclentifying obscure poi- -*ons or foi ranidotes, if flieY exist. So alfa thepoison sýpcCialist1 at flie Prencfi Medical Centre 0an the RPue cde Faubourg ini Paris bave not been caught ouf, despite thie factsthat soufeimes up t aa liundred calis are re-,ceived daily. In somre cases flic type of pal- *can is tno owntc thE caier. shec man, jiltýd 1by bis girl, sAoe som-e f orm cf1 poison which be- gars o i-odethe roýf of is mnouthil ,what poiso ,ýn i was a1_1 he called un the centre for adviýe. "Whîile 1Jwait on thc teleptLone, Monieur leDoteryou go ta the paien2t and take.-a smaLl' piece of Ib1otinlÏ paper, roil it intoi the f ormn of a m--atchistick and rub the point ovcr the p- tiený-t's tongue and corne back and telil me what you se," said thec, expe--rt in Paris. The dloctor was bacýk in a m.o- menit. "ThLe bloDtting paper- lias turniedyeowong, he said. "'Ah." sa;- li? beexpert, "now ý,we k-now w-,hat lhe has taken!" TheL expert dictateýd an anti- dote and toiT the local doctar tû h-urry b,-ecauise the po)ison would starit acting on thie nervous sys- tmin a few m1inutes. Theý pa- tetrecovered. One cf the rnost cuiriou)s of re- cent caPs s received bDy radio fromf a French cargo esel A, seama had cauglit somne fisb' -while the slip. was ot anchor off a port in Madagascar. Pif-e aye out at sea tLhe cook preparedc somYe optem Somne men were Tl1e poison e-xpert was toiT thatj the fishL blewv up like a bal- ion whvJen tkufrom the water, 'Your m-en haqve eaten a rare fish w-hich is highily poisonouis," Theshi's astr tok cdown the instrujctions and mieicines qderiiaiiinstered. After six ousthe mien negan to recover, Sbould plane Seats Face Backwards ? A f airly substantial intramural f,,iglbt developing in the aircraft industry is the value of back- ward-facing seats in planes. There is some evidence f0 sup- ,port the, theory that placing the seats opposite to the direcion of f liglit could save lives. In the Boston plane cxash that ki-lled 62 people, about 20 of the vie- tlms died f rom hiead injuries caursed by impact with the food trays which are stared in zip- pered okets in front of the passengers. At thre point of im- pact, these vietims bit the Plastic trays liard witli their foreheads. MUany of tliem had legs broken by crashing 'against, the seat in front. The evidence accumutlated afteýr the crash suggests thàt the majority of these inijuries miglit not hrave occurred if th-, passen- gers had been facing the rear. The assumrption is that the weiglit of the~ body would have been o.uLchi more easily absor'bed by t:he back of the seat. The argument over whrether this is or isn't ani urgent 101. tb.at needs to be done nrow ce-- tres around the airlines. Scimei mîlitary transport comimands are reported adopting the practice, but the airlines may be sliying waTheir argument is: Rt would not 1be popular -with our pa5sseng ers. Quite Dapper Judging from thle dapper at- tire, of the eowboys and lawmen lu. television adaptations of the Old West we assumne there must hajve been many brantîchies o« Brook% Brothers, Nieman Mareus and Saks Fifth Avenue in those old piouieer towns of Deadwood Gulch, Laramle, and Dodge City. ISSUE 34 - 1961 ïin and ber father tied to rby, ity pool. Her te 2, d oea nd catch up On a0 HIOT FOOT - This youngster found that New York streets get hot ini the summer sun. They just aren't conducive to running ~barefoot. Thus, he hotfooted if over to a fountain ini Wash- ing Square to find relief. Russia lias just succeeded in seniding ber second man Iînto1 orbit. Weil, that's tao big a sub- jeet for this columnist to tackl$. We'll stick to homelier topics. Last wveek Dee was in Toronto for a few days on business. She' was here foi' a little whule Tues- day evening. 0f course she had plenty to say about their f irst iiontli!s holiday at the cottageý - plus bier continuaiL run of vis- itors. Durinig the conversation Pocket It.! Turui a pair of towels inito a m veosgift for hostess or bride via esy ,nw cohet. Practical, pretty - crocheted swan pocket lais -washcloütb. Pattern' 995: directions swan 74-inches in string, edÏinga; simalier in No. 30 cottoni. Se-niT THIRTY-FIV%7E CENTS (stam-ps cannot be accepited, use postal note for. safety) for tihls pattern fa Laurca Wheeler, Box 1, 123 Eigteenitl St., -New Toronita, Ont. Needlecraft Dept., Address. Print plainly PATTERN NUM- BER, yu NAMWE and AD- DRESS. SenT now for aur excit.ing, new 1961 Nieedlecr-aft Caf alog. Over 125 designs f0 crochet, knit, scw, ,mbriTr, qufît, wcave fs- ions, hamefurnishings, toys, giff s, bazaar hbit.s. Plus PREE-instruc- flans for six smart veil caýps. Hurry8 ';cnd 25f cnowl ýýle saiT - "DiT you hear albout Dave knocking hmefouf?"ý "Heavens, no - what liappen- ,Xed" ~"Wil, Dave and Jerry had gone amnong the trees and rocks e litItie beyond thE cottage, fak- ig an aid blanket with them ta make a tent. Af ter awhile Jerry camie back - alone. 1 asked lmr wliat lie was doîng home ail by7 limself and wheire was Dave,." "Davey's dead"lie answcr.red. "Don't talk sa siiy - run off and play." "But Muiiny, Daveyý is dead - really 3Teacl!" Then Dee realized four-year- aId Jerry w3,as quite seriaus. Affer that she didn't waste any time before running off to where tbhey baT been playing. Shie found Dv on bis feet butlo' ing somrewbat bew,ýildercd as le saýiT "_4Mummy, I thinkuI en ta sleep," What liappened wsthis: To make a tent Dave had weiibtd down each corner of the biankt an ta a rock with anather rock - and flen crawled uncder the canopy, One rock slipped and bopped hlmi on the head. Ob- viously it knocked hlm out. That wavs when Jerry cameý home qnd saiT Davey was TeaT!. What a scare children can give you at, times. It's a wonder so many grow up ta be aduits. Or that parents survive tne siaocks, On the other lianT saune people are sa fussy it's a marvel ho-w fliey can bear to go on living. Tîey shouid have saune kind of unsulation. Here us a sample. 1 was talking fo a young m-arried wmomn about swimming. . She fali e site found iti udli asier ewimmiing iii the lake than in a swirnming pool. "Yes," I agreed, 1"and if is easter still swimiming in the sea. The buoyancy of the waves just carrnes you alon.g."ý "I suppose so - but then affer swîmming ini sait water you have. ta wash yaurseif off." "You wiat?"e I excînimed. -Wash yaurself off," . . you know, on accounit af thie sait watEr. 11f isn,'t good for the By fIat tîmne I was almost speechless.. 1 couldin'f believe she w,%as serious. Imagine any- One, after making a Chance in a public pool - lowever well looked aifter - hinking for ane minute that more risk is lnvolv- ed wh'Ëen swýimming in tlie sea. The sca, with its vastness and depth; its minerais, and nature's own system of puificaion. Wliy wouid it be neces.sary "ta wash youirszelf off"? Where in ftie name of w,ýonder do people get such fa.ntastie Ideas? And speaking about ideas ev-- ery-one seemrs ta be f alklng about ESP fliese Tays - extra- se.nsory- perception. That is, kna'!wing fhings by intuition, receiving telephatie informnation from fliose y-Du love, or being forewarned In, dreamns of imnpendiAg disasmter, 3- suppose everyone, moore- or lesm, lias a sort of sixth sense. 1 know 1 have had aone -major experienceý ;and any niumbter of minor ones. 1 often knowv what peopile area gaing ta sýay alIenT of time or, whcn readin;,,,a Look, wlat the; answer iwilil ie ta any given question. Last Tlisday, for instance, while shopping 1 booked around for somrething for Suinday -nîglit suppeý,r as 1 expected Bob and Joy would be liera as usua.l, and 1 like ta hbave a hot neal for thema at niglit. But on Tiursday 1 thought -- "Oh, l'Il just have something colT. AFTER ALI, THEY MAY NOT COME". That was really an odd tiought be- cause they have been. comning., every other Suniday without fail, winter and sumnmer, spring an-d f ail. Any-way 1 Tecided on colT ham and green salad. So what happened? Sunday marning we got a telephone cal froin Joy ... friends haiT invited themn out ta lunch, would it bc il rîglt if fbey camie to sce us on Monday instead! (Civie Holiday). You will agriee it Àwasn't a maitter of earth-shakîpg imiportance buit yet it is little instances lilse fIat, happening quite frequently, that1 strike mie as being somiewliat uncanny. 1 exocect there are dozen1s of nmy readers who have hadi sim-ilar experiences. AndT the major experienice I referred ta . . . 1 kniew exactly' whnmy mother died although,11 we were three thousand mriles apart. I felt sick and didnt lknow whiy - until the cable f romi Eng-land camne ncxt da.1 How People Speak In Old Kentucky The people of the Cumiberlands are largely of English and Scotch- Irish biood. Woodi'ow Wilson stat- ed that in these mountains couid be found the orig-inal stuff of whi.ch Am-erica was mnade. Ceci! J. Sharp, the British folk-song authority, writes that, although miany of thesepeople are unedu- cateçi, they "passess that elemen- tai wisdomi, abuindanit knowIedge an.d ïiln t u i1 t i v e uinderstanding whidh only those who live in con- stant touch with natuire, and face ta face with reality , seem te be able to acquire,." Their speech is flavored with miany of the words which Shakes- peare used, and wîth thiose found in the King James translation of the Bible. Some of these expres- sions mayv also bc, heard in "hli- biýlly" spots of western Kentuceky, wher-e the eariiest settlers baT the same Anglo-Saxon heritage and were isoilated on thie far rg ged sîde of the Green, the Cumn- berland, and the Tenniessee, or neanr the Obecy River. Here certain of the older folk «aliow"% that such-and-such is so. They sa 'y someithing is "riglit smariit" tbis or that. They greet youi with an invitation ta cam-e in and "set a speil" or "take ille nighit." They are feeling "peart" or "riglit tol'aýble," or "fair ta middin'," unless they have thle "muabes".They are"aerd or "beh-oldent," as the case may be. They "fetch--an-carry," an-d they "op one another. SalaiT is ',sallet," just as it was in oldena times, anid a .bag is a "poke." "CIlumb"ý is the past tense of clumb and "et" is used for'at, as it often is in England an-d Can- adai. There is a certain charm about these archaîc expressions, a no- JIPPY-CUT blouses. Pini paf- terni ta fabric.-presto! Cut ouf conapiete blouse instatutly. Top off -ll yýour skirts, shorts,sak. Pirtted Pattern 4784: Misses' Sizes 12, 14, 16, 18, 20. Size le top style l1'y4vyards 35-oi; mi4.- Tie 11/ yards; iawer 1½ yrds Jif.fy-cut in one piece. SenT FIFTY CENTS (stamnps canno)t be acceptedl, use postal note for safety) for fils Pattern. Pleaýse print piainly S IZ E, NAME. ADDRESS, STYLE, NUMBER. SenT order f0 ANNE ADAM3,, Box 1, 123 Eîgliteentbi St., Newe Toronto, Ont. The biggest fashion show o! Suiuer, 1961 - pages, pa.ge, pages of patterns in aur -new Colar Catalog. Hurry, senT 35i- JUST DEIN0 MESW.F - Richly en!dowed with physical chai" actrat Kim Novc*k has odded an aura of mystery arnd hobý *wn Idoas to put lier personoality across in top filmi rotes. Kimi *ven designa bher own clothes for some films ta "help me 2b.* Me." Mer newesl film is "The Notorious Lanidlady" opposiUte Jaook Lenmon. talgsc an-d atavistic raceme ry perhaps, w iuites us with .our forebears 3and makes, us fceel a dloser kinship to them, as weH as to these, our neilghbors who areý proud to be addressedi, w aged, with theanet courtesyv title of "Aunit" and "Unicle" - a, titie of accorded dignity and re - spect due their gray heads and mature philosophiy. -rom "01'Od Kentucky Cuty"by Clark MeMeekin. Modern Etiquette By Aime Asiley Q.l tproper for a MWn, dinling la a restaurant witb ikg .wUe, to rise whien anothier coupfle Stops at their table for a femr words? A. He must always rise we ai woman stops at his table. Look! 'Jiffir-Cut ~4784_ ZE