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Wilnstlons Nephew Spins Fine Yarn It Lis no imean flca1t for a Vre to keep attentionr on hnrmsclf when the other leadlirg charaýcter in his book ' s Sir Winstîni huchl.But thlis trýick is per- forrned by Sir WVinston's npe John Spencer Churchill, 52. Ws aiutobiography, "A C h u r c h i I1, Canvas" is full of Uncle Win- .,ton, but also manages to beguil'e the reader with J.S.'s own c om- plete set of high si ,pirits and ec- ent ricit ies. The son of Uncle Winston's militairy brother, IMjor '"Jac:k" Churchill, the bald and bree2zy J.s. often stayed asý a child at Blenheimi, the gîg1antic Mai lbýr- ouhfamily palace, where UnclIe Winston was born. Here J.S. was pariclary mpe îLd'by a huge tuedlion, in thie great hall, hihgav'e vent to a roar uo the pulling of a caird attached tn rt avel. At I{arro)wJ.S. w'-s ehî-iely notaLble as an acrobat, ard it Oxford hie belonged to a dash- ing club which made a speialty of luýxuriouis railway joy rides, Hie eniven1ed his, early social l! e with a terrifying practical joka: Bis acrobatic skill allowed him to plunge suddenly over high balstrdes(haniging on, how- tev r, while thec air still ecfioed wi-th shrieks). In trailing bis f irst love through Euirope, hae develoýp- ord the use o! a faise mutstache- as a disguise, against ber cbap- rnand in a lateçr amour hie 'ciund similar value in a faîse beard. From hi is youtb, J.S. wîas usi- cal1 and artistic, and hae becamie eanmural pinfter with, confessed- ]y, no personal style but much faýcïiity in adapting ciassie an.d traditional manners. He has had four wives, al beauties ln their pbotographis, and each representý- ing a markedly different experi- Ince (one, for instance, left hlm for a French c.ount, and another %tirred rnany Feligious issues). H-e writes about tbem Il pua- gently and symnpathetically. It seemns somehow characteris- tie of J.S.'s whlole bizarre career that when hie lef t Spain dluring the Civil War, the boat bore evi- dence of the South American white-slave traffic, in the formi of a c-age for the girls. Further, when fie applied for the Britisb camouflage service durîng Worid War il, lte first three officers lie encouintered were ail deaf. Ulti- mately, hie made hirnself urnder- .tood, and engaged in brave and vivid frontlîne service during the faîl of France. He made two drawings o! the Dunkirk evacua- tion-"probably the oniy, authen- tic ones" by an artist wbo vwas on the scene. Uncle Winston was obviously proud of himn. J.S. states frankiy that the Churchill-ijn-chief bas always regarýded hlm and his old Playmnate, Uncle Winston's ,On Randolph, as "chuîld-rn." If J.S. deserves the termn, le is certainly- a mis chievous youngster who bas &dded color a-ndl high jinks to a famnily album. 4'Hair turns grey because of lack, of vitamins," says an avr tisemient. What about lack of NET GAIN - Na ncy Hunter tries hard tb get out of the mesh she has goI herseif int. She is ü mode! aI a Sports and Bout Show. Supersonic Speed -To Do What? The X15, the -United 'States' fantastie rocket plane, scwept out o! the sky at the unbelievaibie speed of 4,070 miles an houî- in aniother test of the researcli craft While thie rocket plane is an edge-of-spac( ehvale, il is sili a planie rather than a ýrocket so thatwil the speed isn't as fast as the missiles and space va- bidles it is certainly the fastest aircraft in the world. 1That type of speed would take you fromf Newr York to Washîng- ton latIree minutes or from New York to Los Angeles ln just over haîf-an-hour. It wasn't so -many years ago w,,har n an was reaching speedt o! 400 miles par hour in racing- type airpianes. Todiay the spaad îs 10 times as great. The engineers dlo not plan to push the speed of the X15 any further, but the next test is an altitude approach with a hoped for height o! 250,000 feet or rearly 50 miles high. Evantually, the designers believe the X15 may go as high as 100 miles or into the' edga of space and back. Ia bue test the left 'wiad-shieId- of the plane shattered as pilot Bob White was bringing the craf t la for a landing. At the time o! the shattering, theý plane was going about 1,500 m.p.h. -at about 70,000ý feet. In discussin1g the incident, White said «The sbatterinig wal proba-bly due to thermal-heat- expansion and contraction of tle wînmdshieid1 frame. Modification may lienecessary, The outside temperature was'probably 50 de- grees below zero Fahrenheit and INPLATI; 4 erb Hoakessen puffs out his cheeks bo what 15 ht.qPýJ b bLethlmits aýir frictiîon lentis thea ship's skîn tu 1,000 deg-rees or mr. You cannot compaýýre the test version o! lhe X!5, anexe- miental aireraft, with con-van- tionni jet planes, yet il doas ap- pear to be the forerunner o! vasb ni e wachievements in aviation transportation. At the moment tiare doesn't meein Io1ba any good re'ýason le ,,pend Ymore mo n ey to make planes fiy faster, but lie suc- Cessful operations o! The X15 will undoubted]Tly led to new zdvances in airtrnptai. Already you can fly f r om roast tot coast lan about five b-ours !1n a Commercial Jet irliner, but la the years abead sud luntyes wili De conidered sýlow and the speed cra-fts will le cro6s5ing lie country inlie now reservad for tle fastest miliLary aircrafb. ctayit is somnew'lat d«i!! i- vult ta r'omprebiend any firsI- r a tbca rea-soa for Commercial planes 10 fly faster t1an tiey do todlayý, cthdrng le waste fimie fromn airports to destina- lions. Howvever, mari bas beau in a hurry tliroughout civil ization anid thare is no reason 10 belîeve tînt le xill be cnetta slow dlowmn ic i f-,as hadf. Per- laps, instea'd ilie wil scek te ,surpasýs the speed o! lie X'5. We ;ara living lainan eawliere time is eaxceediagly valuýable t isý rated ia termns o! man hours of prQduction ormauaurn ca-ýpability or Just as th- e thing Il rýeilly dlosa't maïke rmtch diff'ýienacevwl-ethe-r you aedriy- ing ln au automobil e or atbempt- iug to build a house or read a book, there is a compelliig turge Io do il fast'er. Such aR hactic pace lias not caly creatad a lot o! wasta, but ib also seemns to hava warped cur Judgmeuî lin rany field'a The pressuire of speed,, of course, must be better reaaîd 10 m-eun's activities in ail seg- -mauts o! society. il is oanellîîng to have au ex.,perimnital plane flyiuig a' 4,000 m.p.b. or an elea- Ironie computer solving a mi- Ihematïil problem ia seconds compared tb6 days 5o! individual t-fforts, but 10 lbinik liat we must move l'aster aud do (every- thiug iquieker is a horrible mim.- Tiare la seman prelly good evi- -dence that mauy o! our nta health probiemis are complicaled by Ibis straunge sense o! rushiiug 10 gel uiaûvre or ta o ouothing. We muît be far better off.-to speud more lime la contempla- tion and less liime ia action. Il may be a suiper!luous cor)iol- lary 10 relate tic figlit of an caxt4r a ord i nary cexperinren- ltai plana o hoeianaties o! mran, but it ýc-nmsraýtier pertiinntas an example o! tbe timecs. 'Must wev ie evcrythiag bacause we are aile 10 acbýeve so inuci? We don'L tbiuk se. Certaiuly, tiare is a place for faster action and greatar speed in our modes o! transportation. But we should sonehow atempt ho, regulate wiat sh--ould be doue faist and wbatt can liecdoue mo- derately, Ratier binatryiag 10 keep paca with l fe X15, we woutd ie muci bettar off if wa cculd maka ballerP use o! our lime, an accompiisimeut ni u cbh ensier achieved by Itbougit 'than haste. -Santa Cruz (Cali!.) Sendual. They Like To Vote But Not To Puy! If tle Uuitedi Nations was a club with a bulletin board on whiicilie namnes o!f einuu dues payers were, posteil, rmost o! tie mertberswod lie posted now. Or, if the tlnited Nainhad tle once-standardý requiremeut RABY CHICKS TlIllE to order sprinig chicka, Bray haai fui range of varseties a va i 1a b 1 promiptly. 3week te ready-to-lay pulets lpompt shïipmexit Request priceUs~t Sea local] agent or write Bray i4,tch- ery, 120 John tAorth, Hamiltonl, Ont. 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