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B - Oron. W~kt~ TIm.s~ W.dn.sday~ Msroh Z 1994 Fabio! You know Uic guy I amn talking about. He graces the cover of every novel that you happen to glance as you rush through thc bookstore to the "Books with Substance" section. The guy wiUi the exercise tape, the fragrance, the marketing hounds of beIl The guy who somehow managed to score a HUGE publishing contract, despite a lack of any noticeable literary talent, other than thc ability to string together a sentence froni monosyllabic words (not an easy féat). And wbat sbould we sec on thc cover of bis novels (l use thc terni loosely) -- why none other than Pabio himself, with flaxen haired damsel ini distress crusbed against bis oversized cbest, in wbat bas become the classic, cbeesy, written-in-an-hour-novel,, paper- back pose. The guy with heavens ideal of the steroid induced pectorals, over-sizcd craniuni, and Rapunzel locks. Is this guy getting WAAAAAY to mucb exposure? Yeah. In my humble opinion.... defmitely. CETO News had Fabio as thc topic of their Talkback Toronto phone-in polî on Friday. The question -.Is Fabio sexy?". 1 didn't stick around to sec the results. My stomach probably wouldn't bave been able to handle it. Remember the days whcn it took a real man like Rlictt Butler to make women swoon? Oh that cad! It was Bogie that made womcn beg, "Please Sam! Do play it again." Just a look, a clever retort, this is what used to set the men apart from Uic boys. Women would watch Jimmy Dean light up iliat cigarette. They wouldn't sniff and mutter "Lung Cancer" as thcy turned away. Tbey would revel in thc way bis eyes squintcd just so as lie struck that match and Uic flame would dance in bis eyes. Ah yeab. Men were men. And today they are..(sigli) Fabio. The sad part of this story is, I missed out on it ail. I wasn't even a twinkle in Uic eye when these mca graced Uic silver screen. It isn't that 1 would want to be thrust back in tume and land in the thirties. (I Uink it's the dresses istead of LePvi's order of Uic day tliat turns me off.) Aaaab, but what I wouldn't do to trade in the Fabio's of this world for a cad like Rliett Butler. Ruma for Armstrong's IGA Orono horse dominates in Snowshoe Pacing series by Bruce Murray When Min Nuke was acquired last fail in a multiple purvbase of Bill and Cbuck Armstrong, bie was looked upon as Uic player-to- bc-namfed-latcr in Uic deal, but since then the tbree year-old pacer bas developed mnto a name of bis own. The rapidly improving colt sports a perfect six record i 1994 and recently used Uic Snowshoe Pacing Series at Woodbie as bis own platform to sbowcasc bis talents. .After saiing through both legs of the Series, the son of Dexter Nukes didn't let down bis backers in Uic $27,200 final on February 18th. Witb Steve Candren in the sulky, Min Nuke left alertly froni post fivc, parking to the quarter i a blistering :26.4, before gaining thc lcad. He passed the baîf in :56.2 and then gamely turned back thrcats from Two Up, Kendal Missile and finally Beievin Steven. At Uic wire, Min Nuke had outdistanced Uic field by four lengths in a lifetime best 1:55. Camattack came froni off the pace to be second with Kendal Mi ssile tiird. The victory pusbed taented colt's season earnigs to $33,100 for W & C Armstrong Store of Orono, Ontario. "Hes been a real pleasant surprise for Uic Armstrongs," said Condren. "They're great, people and d eserve a nice borse. Con's (tramner Frank Conlin) donc a fantastic job with him.Wben 1 first started driving bixn be was greenand couldnt leave. Fin surprised how wcill e's progressed." Last fal Uic Armnstrongs went to buy trotter Dimmer Switch from fellow borseman Bill Wellwood but also ended up getting Min Nuke in the deal. Wbile Dimmer Switcb bas been sidelined and just Irccently resumed training, Min Nuke bas been a real find. Although their colt entered Uic Snowshoe Final as the one to beat, the Armstrongs werc still apprebensive. "We're in Uic grocery business and every tume we've had a favourite Uiat gets beat I have to bide in the store the next morning," laugbed Bill Armstrong. "People always comes in wondering what bappened." Ihe Armnstrong's good fortune continucd on February 19th when Mindale Pride, a four year-old Abercrombie gelding they co- own with Waples Stable, won bis third of the year in five starts. Mindale Pride was driven to Uic 1:55.3 victory by Steve Condren for traîner Randy Waples. Program for kids for March Break The Town of Clarington is operating a March Break Bonanza for kids in the age group from six years to thirteen years. Registration in the prograin must bc made by Friday, March 4th. The programi is in operation for the five days of the March break and include trips to the Skydome, Hockey Hall of Fame, Ontario Science Centre, Metro Zoo, Ontario Museum, the McLaughlin Planetorium and thc outdoor Kortright Centre. Also included in the list of events are bowling, swimming, roller skating, ice skating, crafts, movies and gaines. 1The day camp cous $15.00 a day or $60.00 for the five days. Trips cost $25.00 a day or $ 100.00 for the five days. Bootleggers fiee accident scene A rear-end collision on highway 401 resulted i the OPP seizing a large quantity of contraband liquor. The accident happened about 2 a.m. 4 km east of Cobourg ini the westbound lane. The occupants in the car that was carrying the liquor disappeared from the scene of the accident. PUBLIC NOMMCE WEIGHT RESTRICTIONS. MARCH 1, 1994 TO MAY 13, 1994 Weight Restriction Regulations will be in force.on ail roads under the jurisdiction of the Municipality of Clarington from March 1, 1994 to May 13, 1994. The period of weight restriction enforcement has been extended for two weeks due to anticipated conditions as a result of extremely cold temperatures during the winter season. Vehicle loads are restricted to FIVE (5) TONNES PER AXLE, in accordance with the provisions of the Highway Traffic Act R.S.O. 1990, cH8, s1 22. Walter Evans, P. Eng. Director of Public Works Municipality of Carington 40 Temperance Street Bowmanv.ille, Ontario LiC 3A6 Dates of Publication: Wednesday, Fobruary 23, 1994 Wednesday, March 2, 1994 P.O. 3980- Part 2 - What is Aromatherapy? Aromatherapy is the use of organic essences obtained from plants and made into essential oils. The knowledge of aromatics has developed gradually since 3500 BC. The Egyptians burned gums and resins such as Frankincense to clear tbe mind. The Romans used essential oils for massage. During the l7th centu ry the English made pomanders made of oranges and cloves to ward off the 'Black Death. The discipline behind the use of essential oils is that they affect your sense of smell, touch and even the way you think and feel. Natural essential oils used in aromatherapy can be used in many ways through: inhalation, massage, in bathwater, as a compress and some can be taken internally. The oils work by pcnetrat ing the skin (epidermis) to reacb the small blood vessels (capiflaries) located i the dermis which is the layer just below the skin. Once die oil has reached the capillaries it can then be carried by the blood throughout the body giving us their healing properties w hile at the same time Auctioneers holding competition The 8th'Annual Auctioncers Association of Ontario Convention and Competition is being hicld this year at the Holiday Inn i Oshawa. The event features a live auction, competition, seminars and a dance/banquet on Saturday. The dlance and banquet is beig hcld on Saturday. rcjuvenating the skin. Wben aromas are inhaled they affect our olfactory response, the message is sent directly to tic brain which in turn produces our bchaviour and emotions. Natural essential oiîs are antiscptic, anti-bacterial and anti- viral. They hclp to repair tissue, increase circulation, help witb urinary problems and help to break down mucous in the respiratory systeni thus causing expectoration. Usiiig essential oils are a natural way to help your body rid itsclf of unwantcd toxins by improving a sluggish bowel and aiding in indigestion. Aromatberapy is excellent for thc treatment of stress by providing deep relaxation. If stress controls our lives then depression and/or other mental disabilities set in wbicb in turn causes our bodies to become unbalanced. Our bodies were designcd to beal themselves. The body does its best healing when it is relaxcd! Source: Available upon request. Note: When in doubt about any medical condition always consult your Doctor. THE NATURAL NUl 5925 MAIN ST. 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