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"Match & Win" at Ski Club great success for SAGA11 Last weekcnd, SAGA's fourth annual Match & Win Event at the Oshawa Ski Club was declared a huge success by ail who participatcd. Nearly 200 entrants skied the slopes over the two days, winning dozerîs of différent prizes by trying to match their own trne ini two successive runs. There were six different cateories for participants - Boys and Girls PeeWees, Juniors and Adults, with 18 different prizes given out each day. The weather contributed to Uic success with glorious sunishine both days, and on Saturday, Radio Station CHEX from Peterborough added to the- fun with lots of shenanigans out on the hiIl. Added to this, CHEX generously donated 18 "COKE" transistor radios as well as oUier prizes, and a pair of 150 cm skiis which were raffled off on Saturday. The winners for Saturday were -PeeWee Girls: 1) Christie Stevens; 2) Kayla Fontaine; 3) Julia Doran PeeWee Boys: 1) Tyler Turner; 2) Mark Wheeler; 3) Ryan Mitchell Junior Girls- 1) Laura Stapleton; 2) Jannah Watt; 3) Amanda Bourlcyé Junior Boys: 1) Brendan Mcen take note -- If you ever fmnd yourself wo ndering why you just find it absolutely impossible to undcrstand womcn, here is your answer. Women, with Uic plethora of junk media out theme have a bard enough tume coming to terms with themselves. I Uink that if most women undcrstood the whole female thing theniscîves, Uiey would gladly take Uic time te explaun it te you. SAlongUic chcckout lime, with the Srnartics, the Lifesavers, Chapstick, and Uic bevy of other impulse items, what do you sec... Racks and racks of womcn's mags. Each one of them daims that it is possible to drop a size by the weekend, make Uic man of yourdreauns fall head over heels in love with you, and become a successful business shark, in a short span of dîne, with very littie effort. Well, 1«ts face it! We al know that this is just a load of crap, and it would sceem te lcnd te Uic array of problems that women today have. Flip through any of these glossy, full colour pages, and you'Il quickly realize why s0 many wornen today have p roblenis realizing which way is Up. Vogue would enlighten us with an article updating us on the fact that thin is not in, when following is a six page spread of young bony waifs, wcarig impossibly smnall (and in gencral, rather ugly ani overIy eKpwlsb'c> Powell; 2) Dave Allin 3) Alan Lee Adult Women: 1) Robin Hadcock; 2) Patricia Dillon; 3) Louisa Vailiancourt Adult Men: 1) Ken Macpherson; 2) Rick Cote; 3) Fraser ULee Nikki Milne from Pickering was Uic lucky winner of Uic Elan Skiis. 1The winners for Sunday were - PeeWee Girls: 1) Celeste Partington; 2) Heather Maitland; 3) Neile Baboushkin PeeWee Boys: 1) Colin Maitland; 2) Kristof Balling; 3) Joshua Dipasquale Junior Girls: 1) Andrea Rutherford; 2) Wendy Clark;* 3) Andrea Donald Junior Boys: 1) Alan Lee; 2) Steve Beavis;, 3) Pave Aluin Senor Wonien:, 1) ýLouisa Vaillancourt; 1) Dice Burt; 3) Miriamn Beach Senior Men: 1) Normn Short; 2) Guy Hornett; 3) Fraser Lee Jim Fegan from Ajax was the winner on Sundgy of thc 50/50 Draw. Many tiWIks to Jini, who generously donllted his $37.00 win to SAGA. THANK YOU SAGA wishes to thank the many local merchants who donated prizes for the Sunday event, including: Apple Blossom Shop Mt. Kirby Ski Shop Anita Ballantine Stut's Pharmacy Clarke Connection Sandra Topper ReflcxologY Crystal Pages The Mighty Dollar, Bowmanville Jungle Cat World McDonalds, Ritson Rd., Oshawa Kent & Kellie McDonnel National Sports, N. Oshawa We would also like to thank ali Uic volunteers who gave their Urne over the two days to make this event such as success, Radio Station CHEX,,for their popular prizes and enthusiasrn for SAGA's efforts, and las 't but by no means least, Uic Oshawa Ski Club for their gencrous assistance, support, and use of their fadiity. And to Dick Rutherford, who was in Uic hospital worrying about us, we missed your presence, but everything wënt smoothly, thanks to your previous careful organization. clothes. 1Another magazine, would tell us Uiat monogamy is Uic current wave. Safety fuit is important, in fact, extrmeoly important, in these Urnes. The high risk of AIDS, and other sexually transmitted discases, not to mention pregnancy and Uic ongoing fear of ending up in a violent situation, lends itself te ibis age- old adage. Yet, Uic competing magazine bas a feature article explaining that Uic way to get your man is te wait until the FOURTH date. Rernember Uic third date la far too soon. By the fourth date, you bave established an unbreakable bond 'and have entcred into a sacred trust. (This, in television ternis I believe is referred to as Uic Drearn Sequence). Apparently if you falter on Uic third date, you'Il be tossed back out inte Uic ugl y world of dating once agaun. And heaven forbid that this should happen to you, there is bound te be a magazine that can tel you Uic best places te meet that certain someone. (P'h save a few bucks - the grocery store, s0 you can sec how lie cats- calories, you know; the crycleaner, se you can sec how well he dresses- only Armani will do; Uic mechanic, se you can bc sure he drives an acceptable car- don't settle for less than a Jag ... ) - 1 have a friend who devor.ely purchases Self magazine each month. For those who are women's magazine ignorant, tbis magazine is devoted to eating well and regular exercise, promoting a healthy'lifestyle. Consequently, Uiough she would neyer admit it, she bas an eating disorder. Its a mumbled-up, jumbled- up shook up world, and these magazines do little te help. The answers lie deep inside of us. Take the trne to listen to your mind, and your body, and you are likely to do better than you would with the help of these poor excuses for reading material. Public Utilities merge An agreement was signcd in mÙid March in which Uic Public Utilities of Cobourg and Coîborne have been merged. The head of the Coîborne utilities bas said that the merger is a big savungs for user of water and electricity in Coîborne. Natives would stop land transfers The Alderville First Nation intends te endeavour te step any transfer of lands from the Ganaraska Conservation Author- ity to cither Port Hope or Cobourg. The Authority is considering sellîng off park lands Uicy hold ini both Port Hope and Cobourg te Uic involved municipalities. 1The plan is te reduce land taxation that is now bcu >ng charged to the Authority. The transfer would reduce the total tax bill of $170,000 by $11,000. The Provincial government bas drastically reduced their assistance in providing funds for local land taxes. Not at al - happy with seniors plan A number of residents in Uic Canton area in Hope Township have expressed their dispicasure wiUi a proposed Canton Seniors' Village. Two Toronto developers have approached council over Uic plan which would require some 75 acres of land and would be a 300 unit rmûrement village. 4th Line Theatre holds annual The 4th Line Theatre group which bas operated theatre south of Millbrook in Uic outdoor held their first annual meeting recently. The theatre group bas had two successful years under its beïk-- and is preparing for the third year. .The annual budget bas grown froni $68,000 te Uic 1994 budget of- $340,000. The budget rçcognizes the success of the thàatre over Uic pat two years. The group will once again present The Moodie Trail, the story of two sisters, who lived in Uic Millbrook ar. As wed the set for this year will be that uf a circus when the theatre presents The Great Farini, a higb-wire performer of the distant pust from the Port Hope area. The past of Uhc high- wire walker wül 1e perforrned by a professional froni England.. Last year 10,000 attended Uic two shows over Uic course of Uic summer. Better Breathinm The Lung Association of Durham Region would like to introduce you to an exciting, new, free program, "The Better BreaUiing Support group". If you suffer from chronic lung problerns Uic Association can provide knowledge, skills and support necessary to manage the disease more cffectively. This ongoing proigrarn will be held in the afternoon twice monthly. Not only will Uic participants learn about managing Uieir lung problems but will be socializing with others with the same problems. Cal Uic Lung Association at 905-436-1046. Remember if you can't breathe nothing cisc matters. COMMUNITY LIAISON GROUP ~ SITING TASK FORCE Low-level Radioactive Waste Management GROUP DE LIAISON COMMUNAUTAIRE GROUP DE TRAVAIL Choix d'un site de gestion des déchets faiblement radioactifs The Clarington Community Liaison Group (CLG) business meetings are held-the first and third Monday of the month: Timne: 7:00 p.m. Location:. Clarington Community Liaison Group Resource Centre 37 King St. W., Village of Newcastle The Technical Working Group on the Remedial Action Plan Is scheduled to meet on Thursday, April 7th, place and time as above. The Joint Technical Worklng Group on Clean-up Criteria Clarlngton, Hope Township, Port Hope Is scheduled to meet on Wednesday, April 6th at: Location: Port Hope Community Liaison Group Office Walton and John Streets, Port Hope Time: 7:00 p.m. Toplc: To discuss working documents on Clean-iip Gritera for the Welcome, Port Granby and Pori or~' S t For further Information, please contact Dana Kerr ai ý;* r7 e'-