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6 roaWeekly lim-es, Wedneýsday, dune 26, 1996D Layton & Samantha Burke Celebrated their lst Annversary june 24, 1996 Rea CLASSIFIED Estate Auction Grist MiII Auction Centre SATURYDAY, JUNE 29TH 6:00 P.M. Selling a private estate fromn Oshawa and contents of a Hampton Home. 5 pc. Colonial Dinette; Oak Glass Side China Cabinet; Oak Sideboards; Sevcial Chests and Dressers; Beds; Drop Leaf Gate Leg Table: Chesterfield Sets; 27 in. Colour T.V.; VCR; Microwave; Kitchenware; Occational C hai rs; Entertainment Unit; Oak Library Table; Wardrobe; Single Sofa Bed; Trunk; King Size Bcd;-Stove;ï Scandalli Accor-dian (120 Bass); Etc.Etc., This is a full auction. Plan to Attend. Terms: Cash, chaque, VISA, WIC, INTERAC AUCTIONEER Frank G. Stapleton CAl (905) 786-2244, Fax: 876-3591 26. a eýa"aufatoitô Arthur Black Advertising may be dlescribedl as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get moneyfrom it. Stephen Leacock They're running out of things to seli us, folks. They've managed to con- vince us that we can't live without Stair Masters, avia- tor sunglasses, hot tubs, and 86-speed titanium -molded mountain bikes. They've sold us on the idea that we are somnehow 'Iack- ing' without our personal quota of GAP shirts, Birkenstock sandals, Egg MeMuffins and wristwatches that keep correct time even at 300 fathoms. We've been inundated with OUTSTANDING AUCTION SALE ANTIQUES, COLLECTABLES & HOUSEHOLD EFFECTS Thursday, June 27th, 6:30 pmn (viewing 5:00) MacGregor's Auction Hall 182 Wellington St., Bowmanville Take #2 Hwy. to Scugog St., & North, 1 km, follow auction signs. Auction features a quality selection of articles from a local Oshawa home plus manyexception inclusions, Pmne 2 pcs., 2 dr. stepback cupboard (8 panes per door, Waterloo County), 1/4 cut oak sideboards ornately carbed, teardrop glass doors), 1/4 cut oak round 48" table w/centre pedastle & hidden leg & claw ft. (both exceptional pcs.), Pine 2 pcs cupboard (modern) spinning wheel, tea wagon. tredle sewing machine, oak wall phone, washstands, dressers & chests of drawers, chairs &- rockers, blanket & storage boxes, quality glass & chain, Royal Doulton (Caroline), McCoy Cookie Jars, etc. Household collectables l0"radial are saw, Chain saws. lawnmowers, florescent'light,fixtures, misc hardware etc. This is truly a unique offering of articles from the past to present, plan on attending our lst evening auction TERMS: cash/cheque, Visa & M/C. Cal for ail your auction needs your location or ours (Next auction Sunday July 7(h ) MacGregor Auction Services Mike MacGregor 905-987-5402, 905-987-3664& mermaidg, pgeudoeiântg anti faisified artifacts -- ail to as Leacock would say -arrest human intelligence long enough to get money from it". Poor Barnum. His heyday was many long decades ago - long before the advcnt of designer water. Back then, folks got their dninking water the hard way. From a tap. Classified Advertising Works! But Why Take Our Word For It. Place One Today. the notion that we are unful- filied being ufliess we possess a state-of-theart laptop, a registered Rottweiler and biood-red p@rsche that'Ii do zero-to-180 faster than the click of our Cross SlimLine bail-point. What's ief t t.>flog? Weil... .hoW about water? Not just water of course ... cdesIgner »ater. 1 thoughV we'd reached some kind of consumer point of no retumn when I saw yup- pies walking down the street ciutching a plastic bottie of water. I rememïber saying to myseif -- you paid for that? Water? The stuff that cornes out of your tap for free? Siily me. The water mer- chants were away ahead of me. Even then, entrepreneurs were finaiizing plans to --1arn not making this up - lasso an Arctic ice- berg and tow it down to Califomnia, there to chip it off into plastic botties and mar- ket it as -heritage- designer water. Just iast month, Evian, one of the designer water giants, issued a breathiess press release announcing .one of the most sigsnificant packaging renovations ever seen in the beverage indus- try'. Evian is (you may want to sit down before you read this) redesigning its trademark water bottie. The new con- tainer wiii reflect the shape of the French Aips, whence cometh the sparkiy that Evian's been seiiing us al there years. The new bottie is also com- pactabi&- says the press release. Same amount of non-bio-degradabie plastic, but ittakes up less space. Meaning, 1 guess, that more of them wili fit into our garbage dumps. One giant step for mankind. Not siiiy enough for -you? Then try this one on: a mid- western American company is poised to put Water Joe on the market. Water Joe? Weil, it's water. ..with caffeine added. Coffee without the coffee. For foks who like their water with a little -kick. P.T. Barnum once observed "no one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the public." P.T. Barnum would know. He was one of the great huck- sters of history. As a circus- master-cum-carnival show- man Barnum displayed fake COMPLETE CAR & TRUCK REPAIRS DIESEL ENGINES- CUMMINS, DETROIT & CAT RADIO DISPATCHED TOW TRUCKS MOBILE MECHANICAL SERVICE TRUCK R.R. 1, ORONO, ONTARIO 4 MILES NORTH-IOF 401 LOB 1iMO ON HWY. 115 & 35 PHONE (905) 983-9151 JON STORY y4el , n) ilSCOTI STORY SRVICES 905-983-9579 L AND SC API1N G INSTALLATION-- G ROUNDS MAINTENANCE * * WATER PONDS *-DESIGN * CONSULTING SPECIALIZING IN PERENNIAL PLANT LANDSCAPES BALLS RADIO & T.V. REPAIR REPAIRS TO MOST MAKES STEREOS, COLOUR AND B&W T.V.s AND V.C.R.s P.O. Box 27 R.R. 2, Orono, Ont. (905) 983-5721 THE MUNICUPALITY 0F CLARINGTON 40 TEMPERANCE STREET BOWMANVILLE, ONTARIO LIC 3A6 1996 FINAL TAX raNOTICoE The FIRST INSTALMENT of the 1996 FINAL TAX NOTICE is due for REALTY AND BUSINESS TAX First Instaîment PAYABLE JUNE 28, 1996 If you have flot received your Final Tax Notice, please telephone the Municipal Tax Office at <905) 623-3379. 1996 Taxes are PAYABLE at the locations detailed on the front of the Tax Notice. Failure ta receive a Tax Notice does flot eliminate the responsibility for the payment ai taxes and penalty. ~ MUNICIPALITY 0F f L FI-,R.L. Swan ONTARIO Date of Publication: Wednesday, June 26, 1996 P.O. 5994 tPlease Reycle This Newspaper