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-Qr Orono Weekly Times, Wednesday, July 17, 1996 -9 ) O01Toole continued from page 6 ers, they grow the food you eat to stay alive. While on the subject of summer gardens, 1 noticed the article'in the Canadian Statesman on the Ecological Garden n Bowmanville. The article failed to mention that the largest contribution was made by the Ontario Minister of Heath, with a grant of a few thousand dollars.. 1 often wonder if' the people of Ontario are only getting the dark side of the news. We assisted the organizers in get- ting this grant and not one word was mentioned. I won- der who the reporter was? Summer is a wonderful time ta celebrate. This past Saturday, I attended two events. The 200th anniver- sary of Clarke township and the 5th anniversary of Branch 419, the Royal Canadian Legion, Port Perry. I amn always humbled to bec around veterans as these pe- ple have served their country and cotinue ta serve their communities. Every parade that 1 arn in or watch,- they are there ta serve. As their motta says, we will remember them. I amn planning ta close the constîtuency office for two weeks. The weeks of July 29th and August 5th, we will -be closed but we will. be respon ding toalal messages and wlll assist in any emer- gency. If you have any con- cerns before these dates, please cali 697-1501 or 1- 800-661-2433. I amn consid- ering nat writing a new article these weeks but ta be hon- est, I will stîli be readîng my mail and if there are impor- tant decisions, I feel it is My duty as your MPP, ta report them. Please keep in touch. Basic Black continued from page 7 into a monster mavie. What did we learu from Jaws? That sharks are malevolent, almost indestructible killers withi an insatiable appetite for human flesh. "An eating machine" in Richard Dreyfus' memorable words. Well, hardly. Ninety per- cent of the shark species in the sea wouldn't bite you if you lathered your foot in mayonnaise ai-d dangled it in front of their snouts. As for the other ten per- cent, well they might take a, champ out of you, but you might win next week's 649 and/or get hit on the head by a meteorite. The chances are about the same. Mind you, wheni they do get a fit of the munchies, many sharks aren't fussy. Biologists .dissecting the gut of one large Great White about 300 pounds of horse- meat, eight legs of mutton - and one car battery. Poor old sharks. They don't even get any respecet under the waves. A few years back there was a story from one of the American Marine Worldi aquariums about a group of doîphins that shared a tank with a 12 foot shark. They co-eýà,fpacd tll for many mr-th,,-i of the female doîphins was about to give birth. 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