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Orono Weekly Times, Wednesday, April 9, 1986-7 Shots from the Orphans Night Jud Terwilliger and Clint Orono Orphans. Ferguson, both players for the Howard Quinney, Don Mercer of team members. Rocky Esposito and Junior West view art old picture ' in the background. ' Tim Cox, a fan of the Orphans defenseman for the club for three and Ralph Phillips, a former y ears - Elect 1986 Presbyterial UCW officers Euna Knlens, Hampton, read the report of the nominating committee after which an installation serviced was conducted by Marjorie Ferries in the absence of Rev. Ray Edwards, Edwards, Oshawa Presbytery Chairman. Chairman. President Mrs. Margaret-Ann Lamb, Port Perry, 1st Vice-Pres. Mrs. Jacquelin Guthrie, Whitby, 2nd Vice-Pres. Mrs. Betty Turcott, Bowmanville, 3rd Vice Pres, required, required, Recording Secretary Mrs. Diane Mckinzey, Po.rl Perry, Corresponding Corresponding Secretary Mrs. Phyllis May, Oshawa, Treasurer Mrs. Anne Tane, Whitby, Social Issues Mrs. Shelley Wright, Oshawa, World Outreach Mrs. Margaret Elliott, Pickering, Stewardship Mrs. Jean Le Grand, Oshawa, Programme Programme Mrs. Donna Johnston, Enniskillen, Enniskillen, Leadership Development Mrs. Pat Beach, Greenwood, Communications Communications and Youth Mrs. Anita Davis, Blackstock, Literature Mrs. •Audrey Martin, Bowmanville, Press and Archives Mrs. Bessie Vaneyk, Bowmanville. Supply and Service Mrs.'Dale Kalnay, Whitby. Nominations and Past President Mrs, Pat Beach, Greenwood. To Bay, of Quinte Conference UCW Executive Mrs. M.A. Lamb, Mrs. J. Guthrie, Mrs. Wendy Smith; to South Oshawa Community Development Project Mrs, Bob Ann Dickson, to Oshawa Presbytery Mrs. M.A. Lamb, Mrs. J. Guthrie, "The Best of George" and his beds (Continued from page 6) To change the subject, (or just bend it a little) while still thinking about beds. Have you ever tried a hnsnital bed in traction? That's always good for laughs. And you ladies will appreciate the bliss of ' relaxing in the recovery room after a happy event. (The bed was probably probably the least of your worries) I've never experienced that situation personally (natch) but I do have a vivid imagination. So finally, in conclusion, I attempt attempt to become extremely modern with my views of beds, and their rfarious usages. I Today we have fundamentally three choices: First, the aforementioned waterbed (sorry I kept you waiting all this time, Mary!!) But after all those years in the navy, the last thing I want is a waterbed. I don't need any reminders of "a life on the ocean wave." Secondly, we now have a remarkable contrivance called the "craftmatic bed". No doubt it suits, some people, but until I decide that 1 wish to sleep like a pretzel, I think I'll pass, on that contraption. And last, but by no means least we still have the good old flat bed, that has served us well for years, both for sleeping, and-well resting, anyway! ! . I have tried all the proceeding examples examples personally, (except the hospital beds) so many remaqks are authentic, although»perhaps a little exaggerated, there is really only one resting place I haven't tried - and that one we will all find out for ourselves - but that's another story. Happy Sleeping - or whatever, George