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10 - Orono Weekly Times Wednesday, October 5, 2005 Last word Continued from page 9 as his first non fishing exploit was to knock out the beaver dam behind camp. Even sitting quietly quietly outside he felt the need to swat the first dragon fly that settled on his knee. I was quick to point out the dragonfly's natural desire is to reduce the mosquito population. The next day the couple couple spent most of their time in the boat but when mealtime arrived so did they. He seemed to be the chief cook and bottle washer and as I found out later that was the deal when she agreed to come to the camp. Their first honeymoons honeymoons had been with other partners and in the last two years they had both been divorced and remarried to each other. As they told me their stories, I pointed out they may have saved eveiyone a lot of trouble if they had married after high school when they first dated. The next morning the honeymooners wanted to leave at daybreak without breakfast. Since I was the chauffeur and had to buy more paint in town, Î wasn't leaving until I had something to eat and it was close to store opening. While the hubby and I packed up the trailer his new partner partner made breakfast. I guess she figured it would speed up the process and was willing to let him off the hook. Once I had returned from dropping off the honeymooners and buying buying more paint the camp was now a solitary spot. As I settled back for three days of total solitude, solitude, nature began to close in. If. you stay quiet long enough the natural in-habitants start to move back closer to the cabin where they were before you arrived. On the last day I awoke at 5:30 a.m. and went fishing. It's like I'm the only person that has beén or ever will be here as the boat slips into the water and floats into the mist. Starting the motor would be unthinkable. The loon seems to be gliding in mid air somewhere somewhere in. the mist between the bow and the treetops. 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