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H Jupw. ‘um it Wm ’“- we» F‘ or jghF‘YGW have {59pr rcady “3,3 325pr Iggy-.391»: Mme, ’13 “Now pass me the neutral dope. mummu. Md'mtau; the mixing machine. But give me the sterilized wa?” first Pastor Gould maintained his un- ruffled equillibrium several long min- utes last Sunday week morning, af‘ ter the hour fory opening had arrived ,When he arose to beg in he quietly remarked that “When the hour for opening came there were just ten persons in the house of God.” Sev era! persons counted ten before they spoke and some one counted six pins drop on the floor. We had a somewhat similar exper~ ience once, and this is the way we dealt with it. Leaning a little on the pulpit we said: “Brethren, you are the kindeét people we ’ ever served; you have cheerfully done everything I asked. Generally you have anticipated my wishes (every word of it true), but I have just one more request which I wish kindly to make. You are in the habit of com- ing into church a little late. I wish when the last bell begins to toll you would all promptly leave your homes, the postoflice, hotel or horse sheds and by the time the bell stops at the end of five minutes let us all be in our places in this house of God, so the organ voluntary can begin at once, the anthem be sung and the services begin and go on in an or- derly,_ devout manner." That was all. and though we served that peo- ple nearly five years after that, We, never had occasion to allude to that matter again. Our little speech was delivered exactly 29 years ago this month. and that congregation? -» in a country town in which the church had a membership of 215, and often 150 were present at the Lord's supper has been the model in these respects all these years. and were we to ap- pear in that old pulpit next Sunday morning that congregation would all lw Give me a spoon of oleo. man. And the sodium alkali For i'm going to bake a pie. manuua. 1' m going to bangLple For John will be hungry and tired. ma, And his tisaues w ill (in (impose ' So give me a gramme of phosphate And the carlxm and ceiiuiusr. Now give me a chunk uf casein. Inn. To shorten (he thermic fat; And hand me the oxygen bumu. mu. And look at the thermostat: And if the electric (wen's cold And the oleomargarinc. And the phosphate too, for. now I think. The m'w typcwrlter‘s quit. And John will need more phosphate {0041 To help his brain a bit. in their placesrbnvtiuw: they are REBUKINO THE RIGHTEOUS. . SCIENTIFIC COOKING. ‘ The man who sent to Greenland ‘ for his garden seeds this year was ‘ fortunate, for thOse of no other cli- * mate could endure our cold weather. ’ Think of the thermometer down to . zero the first day of June. Never- "theless we have had lettuce from i our own garden and potatoes even ; four inches above ground three ‘ weeks after setting out. Judge Dooley makes the boys toe the mark in‘the court room. Some of them aeSUIned undue familiarity the other day in court, and he brought them up suddenly with the assurance that a fine would be imâ€" posed for contempt of court. Next Monday the Military Acad- “2" 1,1 Bi 2 gale Corps will start for their little trip of 820 miles to W ash- ington, D. C We trust President McKinley will welcome Major Dav idson and his cadets in a suitable manner and that Congressman Foss will provide a post office or 00115111» ship for every one of them. Thomas Duffy was arrested for disorderly conduct on a warrant issued by J udge Hibbard. He took a change to Judge Dooley, had a jury of 12 men who fined him $100, recommending a suspension of the fine if “Tom’s" conduct was satis- factory for one year. The, defend» ant paid the costs. Elsewhere we have spoken of the admirable train service now fur- nished by the Northwestern. But there is something besides trains about a railroad and its work. Not the least of the blessings of the Park are the local railway officials. John Dnfl'y is a model station agent and his brothers associated with him are a fine lot. We thank the railway managers for giving us such officials. The Keystone League of C. E. has arranged for a young people’s rally for June 15th. Several of the Chicago organizations will come up to enjoy the evening. The North Northfield society also joins. built in that. way. Perhaps you wonder, reader, why them are pre- cious and tender memories in our heart of that people: and of all the 1woples whom we have served, none have quite as strong a grip on our heart as those of Grafton, Vt., 12 miles from the railroad. Single copies of the NEWS at their office on Central avenue, 3 cents. .For mp rage loans on real esfiate £§iutfi1“u.1v?’Efskitie,Jr%C Try Peerless Bicycle Oil. Guar- anteed not to gum. Large bottles 10 cents at Purdy’s. THE HIGHLAND PARK NEWS. OF LOCAL INTEREST. George Elvey says after two years of work as city marshal he will stay at home and get acquainted with his family, make his garden, do a lot of visiting that has got behind and go fishiug‘and let his successor chase the bikes off the walks. For the benefit of those who saw their own wood, as does the chief justice of the city police court,_ we will say xio man in- this city éan beat the ex- marshal 111 filing a saw. Mr. E. Ar. Finucane, who has spent several seasons in the Park; and last summer was one of the trio who composed the famed “Bachelors Clix ”I'm the Chambers COfLugfi,’afia who has his old quarters this season at Ravinook, is an employe of the Bank of Montreal in the Woman’s Temple. He was somewhat surprised Wednesday to receive word from headquarters in Montreal that he was to proceed at once to Toronto and open a new branch of which he is to have the charge. He is a very competent young man, and this is a wellearned promotion. He has many friends in the Park, as he is one of the kind who win friends. He has our best wishes for his continued success. A number of high school boys went to the start of the road race at Wheeling. Several saw the finish In the city. All our people remember the en- thusiasm with which Miss Jane Ad- dams captured her audience when she spoke to us in mid-Winter of her work in the Hull House Settlement. The larger enthusiasm for her as a model young woman, and a most practical philanthropist, was seen the other day when 40 leading 3'9: men of Chicago, called on Mayor Harrison asking for her appoint- ment on the school board, a work for which she is preeminently fitted. Why not be satisfied? Do you want to be satisfied ? coo. N0. 255 CENTRAL AVENUE. The most modern faces of type, the best ink and paper, and skilled help enable us to turn out the best Commercial Work on the North Shore. Rates always reasonable. 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