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._..~.‘._o~d(-‘“'~ Alarge prize awaits the woman whose husband never told her how his mother used to cook and wgndgm -“*“w'Wflwtfimimummy “wait; Attorney Smoot has gone to one. of the numerous lakes of the northwest On a fishing tour to be back next week Monday. We would name the lake but we don’t want all his old neighbors wivringihim to send them a few fish. Something over 500 hungry wheell men got refreshment “{0} man and beast” in the Park hotels and res- tnumnts Sunday last. ' Nine millions of people in London this week attending the Diamond Jubilee. At least half a million Americans. paying homage to the grandest type of womanhood on the globe. ’Don't talk about the age of chivalry being past. An Englishman has written a book about America and here is some of the titles of his chapters: The Com- muter, Bryan andxhis Friends, Phil D. Armour, Mark Hanna, Interview” with McKinley, Quick Lunch out West, Ice Water Habit, Sleeping Car, Depravity of Senator Hill, etc. There has been quite a tame squirrel the last three years with headquarters in an old tree at Rav- inook. This week he has taken to coming into the poultry yard eating the oatmeal porridge with the chick ens. He knows the value of the Scotch diet for brains. We have not seéii C. C. Yoe's dog but we have heard his bark, and it is one of the most attractive and inâ€" spiring canine voices We have heard for a long time. He barks as though he had 901119 some, good lungs and u profound respect for the comfort and nerves of his owner's neighbors. Have you noticed that every one of the tram in tho Sampson ’urk» vay down Central avenue mast, is in 1111f and promises wall? Two or three at least, ought to die just for the fun of tho thing‘ but they (1011't. Of course the run] test will come- 21 \(1'11‘ or two later but that 1.1111 11111111» di 1 record. A good sensible woman. of whom there are several in the city, tolu- phoned us the nthur day to Send lwr the NEWS regularly. She fuuml slw could not keep in tho swim without it. and in that all important matter they must nut he! left in the «roar. Thom are still in fmv fumilivs \y-lu) arv finding tlu-msclws strnndml on thusnnds of tho social bench and don't seem to know what is tho mat- ter. Take the NEWS and all those pnrplexing problems will be settled. ()nly $1.00 a year. cash in advance. OF LOCAL INTEREST. THE HIGHLAND PARK NEWS. COO EVANS BROS, All Grades of Flour, Hay, Feed,’0ats, Bran; Corn Meal, Gluten Meal, Mlddlings, Straw; Fancy Groceries, Tea, Coffee, Fruits and Vegetables. TELEPHONE N0. 46. Dealers In St. Johns Avenue.