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and Gladys Dean, an ac--| .LAUGH! LAUGH! LAUCGH! , Dorothy Doiton. It has been said that "a laugh -- We are all anxious to see this play | adds a minute to your life." In that ind learn the connection of "Moth case, some of our perpetual crabs zhu"smmphy;- * Balls." The characters are Mary Cranig--a «successful play _ . The next meeting of Girls Dra-- matie club will be on April 21. This is the Senior Spree! 'The Junior Girls have charge of the eats and the mt t o on im * ¢ £ H"", rimes, best satisfaction. The Seniors were highest this time with 98%; Juniors second with 48% ; Freshmen third, with 61% and SBophomores fourth with 51%. Our record seems to be slumping. Comel ON! CLASSES! Do your 8rd B--Chan. Parker The first call has not been given yet due to inclement weather, but it is hoped that in the next week the boys flhafl.torm The follow-- ing men are eandidates so far as we can tell at the presenit, with out any degree of certainty. ..__C--Elmer Hendee, Arville Baker Tst P--Robert Speilman, F. Wrench What's happened Juniors? Last week you were six points ahead of the Seniors and now you are 14 Again--Thank you--Miss McNicol. No class banked 100% this week The Juniors banked 50% but with-- drew $5.00 so their score is 78%. tunity to thank Miss McNicol for her untiring efforts in making the CGym Meet such a success. We also want to thank the public for being interested in and backing this affair. We atre sure the girls enjoyed their part and hope it may continue to be . If you desireé to reduce just at-- up mischief that he is seldom seen tempt some of those exercises the| at first, but after looking down be-- g"vfindnfill. It may hind the chairs, he is finally dis-- looked easy to swing those In-- covered. =G\|huumdwlthoutlettinz Our Stout Elderly Lady always fly into space, but just try it has an engagement right after prac-- and see if you can miss your head. tice, and since she is playing such And the relay race, weren't you just a heavy part we have to let her off on tip--toe every minute they were about nine o'clock so Percy, and you z? The Sopnomores certainly | know who Percy is, can take her off 8 to be having a good time to give her a®chance to rest and get MCM Ball, then the danc--| home early. _ After the Sailor dance, the mem-- t:mc..«..&.emmimdmeir with an hour of social danc-- ing. We want to take this oppor-- gylnCaphinBall,thenthedanc- Did you ever see such cute lit-- tle girls in such picturesque cos-- tumes#* -- Ahoy! Here conmies the sailors! We'll all have to admit that sailors know how to dance. Three cheers for the Jackies. _ _Jo Eger and Durley make a de-- rw pair. Will it be worth 50 cents? Why it would be cheap at €wice the price. Get your tickets early --and mark your calendar for gither May 6th or Tth. ';Mlndnmdmm will tickle you with their ties. You'd always be sorry if you were to miss Charles Muschott as the monocled Lord Andrews. Of course Lawrence Foulke will give you many a chuckle as Uncle Horace, and girls, you're going to get the sur-- &d'mfimwhen you behold 4 r Small as the ardent lover. -- seats and all tickets should be ex-- changed for reserve seat tickets at @ither Drug Store on Monday morn-- ing May 3. You will be pleased to see some of the stage standbys like Elinor Corcoran, Josephine Eger, Celia Kranig and Lucynda Miller performing in their usual charming At last they are out, What? Why tickets for the Senior Play, of M Te Thishnig magese 'Thice wooks stages. weeks from Thursday night the big blue fllfltfihh'l'.fl.fl.wfllm&{ for first performance of "Adam and Eva." Oleounmvmbei there. Any Senior will be glad to sell you a ticket. mmhu" always, 50 cents for everybody. No extra chirge is made for reserve Senior Reporter___Josephine Eger Reporter...James Casey Reporter.Harriet Hudson Boys Athletic Editor Adelbert Morse Athletic Editor..Roma Corlett Literary Editor. BASEBALL PROSPECTS & T. H. 8. will endeavor to have Volume 2 LIBERTYVILL E TOWNSHIP HIGH SCHOOL OFFICIAL PAPER ARLS DRAMATIC CLUB HAVE YOU HEARD? for CGIRLS GYM MEET Manager ... Luther Small BANKING I'm Tickets .are out today (Friday). The poster committee expects to surprise everyone with a large number of clever posters. Mr. Hawk and his manual training boys are contriving the cottage used in the last act, as well as the chicken coop. Geone Hon-- dee and Luther Small are raising the chickens . one corner you will probably find Lived the Prophylactic Chiclet, ,the hero and the wife of another Danderine, fair Buick's daughter, Iman,whiletheothermanistobOShemlovedbyIuhntPocmm, | seen teaching one of the fair sex AOW Son of Sunkist Vietorola; x to act one's English lesson with the Heir apparent to the Mazda; |least possible harm to one's self. ; Of the tribe of Coca--cola. The heroine is always found some-'m:l:{, the Tanalac strolled the where near with the suitor that she : lovers, refuses, andthe accepted one is usu-- Through the shredded wheat they | ally off in a corner drawing pictures| wandered-- -- or playing cat and mouse with f4-- "Lovely little Wrigley Chiclet". ther. That is one thing in which Were the fairy words of Postum, father wins once in a while. _ _ '"No pyrene can quence the fire % _ #% # Schoo!wmbodhnhzdonflon- day, April 19, in order to allow the faculty to attend the Northern see-- tion of the State Teacher's meeting at Oak Park. watching the weather for a few signs of spring and a dry track. Thus far they have been tremenduosly handi-- capped by the cramped quarters in the gym. Mr. Crawford has a num-- ber of men working diligently even under these adverse conditions. Lucile Flagg, a former member of the Sophomore Class, visited school We're glad to see you! Mrs. W. J. Dawson, Miss Dawson's mother, spent the Easter week end hlhtmndvidhdxhoolon l "' 4# H' The Nautilus Staff is exception-- ally busy compiling material for the year book.-- The annual will go to the press next week. Subscription money has been collected this week and The Opera Cast and Chorus are rehearsing on Monday and Thurs-- day after school and also during one of teh regular class hours on Thurs-- day. The Opera, which this year is "The Marriage of Nannette," will be produced early in June. Mr. Walker chose Ruth Walrond and Glen Say-- ers for the leading parts. The rest of the cast will be picked later. checked in. It may be of interest to know that the girls used 200 yards of material for their gym meet costumes. Everett Neville, Edgar Harris and Oliver Barron, all of the class of '25, who were home from Illincis for Faster vacation, visited school on Monday. Unelefioneeisaobnsythhking up that he is seldom seen at first, but after looking down be-- hind the chairs, he is finally dis-- covered. Our Stout Elderly Lady always has an engagement right after prac-- tice, and since she is playing such a heavy part we have to let her off The maid, Corinthia, plays her part remarkably true to life by en-- deavoring to capture father, which by latest reports she seems to be accomplishing wonderfully. Anyone who desires to learn more about the delicate artistry of acting should come up some evening and look us over. f Don't fail to see "Adam and Eva" --The date?--May 6--1. § Sprinkled here and there, in de-- lightful informal style are the ac-- tors and actresses. However, they are now in normal garb, and chat condescendingly with each other. In which I am about to tell you are the worthy or unworthy -- members of the Senior Play Cast, who nightly gather to celebrate their unusual dramatic ability in the form of a little light practice. Seated somewhere between the pi-- ano and the back wall; on a stool which is usually occupied by dunces, (a prettily turned compliment) is Miss Dawson, the harassed director. Her usually calm brow is covered with dewey dampness, and her fists are jammed into her mouth to con-- ceal the groans of disgust. At about seven thirty any night in the week, you can see, gleaming across the football field, the lights offlnd_enroldum. Ahs!'&y:yogtoymalf,tlny must be having a party up there! I believe that I'll just step up and look in the door and see what's go-- mwhmmmoflhfief_ MISS INFORMED Gym is there any li there| _ Are you glad that we are not go-- and the party is on! o_ n..'s Balls." At this meeting, a date for the tryouts for new members will be decided on. The May meeting will be the last of the year and initiation of new members will take place at BILLBOARD { around High better start laughing to April 22--Dramatic Club Meeting. make up for lost time. May 6--7--"Adam and Eva." |_ You can never suceed in life, ac-- May 15----Junior Prom. ieomplishnyflflngththvitnlto May 20--Alumni Play. you, when you have a fit of the May 22--Conference Track and blues. It takes a laugh to put your-- Field Meet. ~self across. -- "Drops of Ink" will be issued next The track candidates are eagerly The characters of this little drama, BEHIND THE SCENES L. T. HI LOCALS tresses. fiowever, they | THE PEPPER BOX normal garb, and chat By the shores of Cuticura, gly with each other. In By the sparkling Pluto Water, you will probably find Lived the Prophylactic Chiclet, for werr m c man mmag 4 R. C. '26. days. blay anese national anthem was, Cali-- forn, Here I Come. .. .. The home g#irl who thought that Peter Pan was a new kitchen utensil. The patriot who thought the Jap-- The woman who comes to a make-- up exam with rouge and lipstick. The eccentric who thought that an artistic strain was something like a backache. # s 3+ £ Among My Lady Friends are: The hangsman's daughter--she m" th. m- S R A freshman was asked to write a theme with correct punctation. At the end of the theme e put all kinds of punctuation marks and said, "Sprinkle to suit taste." es ~The telephone operator--she has an awful line. Oh, "radists," please investigate, And drop me just a line. I'd like to know what generate ? And where did neutrogyne? Oh, doctors, please investigate, And drop me just a line. I'd like to know what comphorate? And where did anodyne? may not get it." Oh, chemists, please investigat And drop me just a line. I'd like to know what carbonate? And where did fjodine? Mr. Best: I believe you missed my class yesterday? : Tourist: I say old man is this the road to Pickle Center? | Old Inhabitant--Wal, yes it's the rudnllright,butmbmttm{ around if you want to get there. --HEE-- OH CHEMISTRY SHARKS ' CAaAN YOU ANSWER THESE? glasses: &- m' -oupito:"tbe menu?" 0, wiped C *-- Bud W.--"Take a dollar chance on an auto?" Glenn S.--"But I don't want one." Miss McNicol in Englisa--"How do you address a baronet?" Mason Harris: "Your lordship. Notice If you can't laugh at the jokes .of the age then laugh at the age of the jokes. y : | _ Yes, because I couldn't live a week without seeing Miss Brazelton. é |\ Glen Sayers ! to go Clothes do not make the man but suits have made many a lawyer. -- Teacher--Aren't you afraid you'll catch cold ? | Ralph Russell Junier--I had a nutsundae. Senior--I have one callif night. 6 up in my thought." Nor any Aspirin still the headache. Oh! My Prestolite desire Let us marry, little Djer--kiss." _ ! ~--Remember how few muscles it |takes to laugh and how many it Yes, because we will get out ear-- lier in June and I hate to stop my train of thot and run more risk of catching spring fever. Mr. Jesperson sophomore boys working steady. Yes, because I'd get the school house blues if we did. : Yes, because the weather is too rotten to enjoy it and its too cold laugh, one that 'will drive all the blues and bad feelings out of you. 'HAllllmndy---lct's go! %hfla. Ho, o, Hahahahahahahahah takes to laugh and Ao0w many it takes to frown? You should laugh at least once a day, a good hearty When you meet a grouchy person, try to cheer himwp, and make him laugh! No one can be crabby very :;fngwhenhehhnghinxhhhud, Many a battle is won by a laugh. "Lay in a supply of laughter, a bat-- tery of smiles, stuff the magazines with mirth," and go to it! "Er--your flagship." Kate E. Why, no, I didn't, not in "Your ladyship." "And an Admiral?" 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' Actual Construction of several fine Homes to be started soon. * f Office on the grounds in charge of Mr. John in a Copeland Manor Lot ------ They Go Up in Value Every Day cAbout the MNorth Shore Line Published by Chicago North Shore & Milwaukee Railroad Co. Week of April 12, 1926 Spend menEyd)l: day at Milwaukee! Lots to see and !Mllmkeebomthehxg est municipally--owned museum in the U. Visit the 40--acre zoo with its 720 animals, birds and reptiles. --___':ss. s .~ _ _ & on 6 qed o k required to operate a railroad, with 115 miles of double track, giving service of the North Shore Line standard? --fAive mflllondollmhnbeenpennmnr mnedindnhl#upeddcarhnm ated railroad. Twenty--two million has been spent since 1916 when the road came under its present management.