_ Mr. and Mrs. J. W. Chandler, Joel Chandler and Miss Margaret e of Chicago drove to Belvi-- : Sunday and spent the day with Mr. and Mrs. F. C. Miller. _ Wessley Froland drove to Apple-- ton, Wisconsin on Sunday to bring w: home with him for a visit. _ Mr. and Mrs. Lewis Rice of Chi-- eago spent the week end at the mdlr.md)lrs.R.D. Cook. _ Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Knigge and family and Miss Grace John-- zon of Chicago called on Mr. and g. Louis Knigge of Lake Zurich on Thursday. > -- #he eighth grade graduation ex-- 4 were held at the Communi-- ' Thursday evening, June , , m-a and Swan Schools <wree to hold their graduat-- p with the Mundelein The program for the even-- -- Mrs. E. V. Smith and daughters, Helen and Nina, of Rockford spent Thursday and Friday with relatives in Mundelein. from s mophel in Clhicego where a in . go where she has been for some time. Miss Edma Rouse left Thursday to visit relatives in De Pere, Wis. Miss Margaret Ketcham of Chica-- go spent the week end with her aunt, Mrs. J. W. Chandler. The annual school picnic of the Mundelein -- Grammar School was held in Osborn's Woods on Satur-- 25, June 16th. A large number of and a number of mothers] fif'dl riends met at the school house y morning and went in a body to the pienie grounds. The woods made an ideal place for a picni¢ and one which the children enjoyed every minute of the day. Several--baseball games were play-- ed, one of esgecml interest being between the girls of the upper grad-- a'md their mothers. The score will not bear mentioning. At noon a picnic lunch was --eaten under the :"ih'o childrqn]wér: m:}dehvery a s at of choco-- "nflkvhie:.was donated by the Rouse Bros. Dairy. The picnic mark-- ed the close of another school year, a year showing the largest atten-- dance on record for Mundelein. ' -- _ Ruth Chandler spent Sunday and Monday with her aunt, Mrs. F. J. Druba of Libertyville. A t Mrs. Wm. Volkman was a Chi-- 1 shopper on. Monday. rothy Pople entertained a num-- ber of friends on Wednesday after-- noon in honer of her birthday. The children. left directly after school for tbehpartyr and spen" t: miicahfigr- noon playing games, r w re-- freshments were served. . _ Mrs. John Newell spent the week end in Gary, Indi Anna and Joe mhy of Wauke-- gan spent Sunday and Monday morning at the J. C. Dorfler home. Mr. and Mrs. Ed Peterson and son of Chicago spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Volkman. '?lr. and Mrs. Clarence Knigge and the latter's brother, Richard Gerner of Chicago were Waukegan visitors Friday afternoon. * * -- Edward Zersen of North Chicago spent Sunday at the home of his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Herman Zer-- Mr. and Mrs. Hénry Kane and Miss Geneveive were among those who attended the Kane family re-- union held at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Charles Strong of Elgin on Sunday. Due to the inclement wea-- ther the at:\kerinz could not be heid in Wingz as had been previous-- lpl;nne?. About forty members of amily were present to enjoy the mual reunion. f Mr. and Mrs. George Ross and Aynsley spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Edward Skear of Evanston. -- _ The Ladies' Aid Societ&will be ?dstthehomeof Mrs. Myron R. ells on Friday afternoon of this week. Mrs. Edwin Roder will be as-- sistant hostess. _Mrs. Edwin Cook _ entertained friends from Lake Villa over the _ Mrs. Louis Hendee, Mrs. Charles Parker of Grayslake and Mrs. Will md Libertyville attended a at the home of their sis-- ter, Mrs. Langill, of Evanston on Miss Ruth Sorenson has return-- ed to her home in Fon du Lac where she will spend a week. Miss Soren-- son will spend the summer at School in Milwaukee. Mr. and Mrs. Robert Dawson re-- turned home Monday morning after -jgin a weeks' vacation at Eag-- le River, Wisconsin. Mr. and Mrs. Lester Horton of Waukegan were entertained at the home of the latter's parents, Mr. Robert Aynsley of Highland Park wisited relatives in Mundelein on Thursday. Mr. and Mrs. Albert Roder were m'at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Prouty of Grassy Lake on Sunday. : ed relatives in Chicago on Sunday. Mrs. Harry Craft and daughter, Jane, are spending a week with re-- latives in La Porte, Indiapa. Mr. and Mrs. Elmer Cross and :n. Buddy of Roudout were guests the home of Mr. and Mrs. Myron R. Woells on Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Frank Bauernsmith and son, Raymond, spent Sunday with the latter's mother, Mrs. Hib-- bard, of Druces Lake. _ Miss Abbie Carr left Saturday evening to drive to her home in Seales Mound, Ill. where she will md a week before leaving for aukee to attend _ Summer School. Miss Carr was accompanied to her home by her sister, Miss Ma-- thilde Carr, of Milwaukee. -- Mr. and Mrs. Rittler Sr. left Fri-- day to return to their home in Ra-- cine, after spending several days at the home of their son, Floyd Rittler. game in Chicago on Friday. _ Mr. and Mrs. John H. Rouse, Mr. and Mrs. Harry Rouse and Mr. and Mrs. Ralph Rouse attended the ball Mr. and Mrs. Henry Kane and Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Addington of Osage, lowa were entertained at the Erme of Mrs. Caroline of Dia-- mond Lake on Saturday evening. -- PAGE TWO Mr. and Mrs. Adoliph Meyer visit-- was an follows: i Belection ......."La Peric de #4" 4 «. Virginia Melendy Mrs. George Thatcher over the MUNDELEIN PHONE 5§43--J Flag Day .____._.... Beatrice Hogan The Flag Goes By ... Emily Warner Address-- ... Attorney Clarnece W. Diver, President of Board of Directors, Lake Forest College : Piano Duet ... "Dance of the Mrs. Raymond 'Gould was the teacher who guided this class of fifteen Mundelein graduates through the year and who aided them in reaching the goal of grad-- uation. * Mr. and Mrs: William Lemker, accompanied by Mrs. Marie Richter of Chicago, made an auto trip to Elmhurst last week where they vi-- sgited Mrs. Lemker's old home, the Mong homestead which was built in 1873 and which is now beinzs torn down to make room for a filling station. Mrs. Lemker visited with Mrs. Edwin Potter spent several days with her sister, Mrs. Charles Wilbur, of Waukegan, the fore part of the week. "Ancient Burial Customs" and "Game Animals of Africa" at 11 a. m. and 3 p. m: respectively will be the subjects of guide--lecture tours at Field Museum of Natural His-- tory Monday (June 18.) Subjects other days at the same hours are: Tuesday, "Historical Geology" and "Plant Life;" Wednesday, "Malay-- sia" and "Tropical Birds;" Thurs-- day, two general tours; and Friday, "Pacific Coast Indians" and "Fish and Reptiles." These tours of mu-- seum exhibits under the guidance of staff lecturers are free. Parties as-- semble inside the north entrance. . _ Mrs. Russell Rouse and daughter, Audrey, spent last Saturday and Sunday visiting relatives in Chica-- go. Mrs. Mattie Taylor is spending the week in Chicago with relatives. The gaduates this year are: Mundelein : Beatrice Hogan, Lloyd Huebsch, Floyd Jarrett, Eunice Jevne, Lllo'yd Kiene, Charles Mason, Elbert Ma-- son, Virginia -- Melendy, William Mott, Clarence Newell, Jean Raf, Paul Roder, Marie Vacek, Emily Warner, Anna Zersen. Ames School: Catherine Odett. § Swan School: + Pearl Grabbe, Thomas Vahnle, Ernest Meyer, Robert Wagner. ~ -- ENGLAND TAKES TO JAZZ QUEEN Mr. and Mrs. E. D. Smith and family and Mr. and Mrs. George Winter and family motored to Mil-- waukee, Sunday. -- What this country needs most are moths that will eat dandelions and old razor blades. nfarle Vacek : _: -- . -- :_--*:_ Patriotic Readings . Graduates ---- The American Creed _ _A Song-- For Flag Day -- an old schoolmate, Mrs. Lida Heide-- man, and enjoyed lunch with Mrs. Neimeier and Mrs. W. Meyers. 'The LONDON, June 15.--An American jJazz quéen is giving British royalty pointers on social success. Sophie Tucker, vaudeville head-- liner, who came over for a limited engagement at the Kit Kat club and Alhambra theatre, scored an -- in-- stantaneous hit with the blue bloods, and is now social lioness of the sea-- George Granchuk has returned to work at the Bowman Dairy follow-- ing his annual vacation and Arthur lgullenbeck is taking his two weeks ° # party also stopped --at 'iil@--fie;);; Gaur home in Tgmbu-l. Fifty--six children and twenty--six adults attended the Children's Day party given by the Royal Neighbors on Mrs. Margaret Thorn's lawn Sat-- urday afternoon. Prizes were given for various games and races and ice cream cones and cookies were serv-- We heard the other day of a Lib-- ertyville man who is so lazy that he even eats loaf sugar. Piano Selection _ Sextet from Lucia........_.........._.. Marie &:eck" Violin Selection . Liebesfreund Mr. and Mrs. Milo Johnson are attending summer school at the Uni-- versity of Illinois. Miss Nellie May Johnston and Mrs. C. D. Zimmerman have treturn-- ed from a trip to Platteville, Wis. nings, for they were followed by spe-- cial supper parties and entertain-- ments, given by Lord and Lady Pro-- tarlington, Mr. and Mrs. Richard Norton -- (cousins of the Prince _ of wales) and Lady Christine Hadting. At all the parties, the blonde come-- dienne is the king pin. But she isn't letting it go to her head. For Sophie Tucker prides herself on being a good trouper. And a gooa trouper knows that beneath titles and plummages are just persons--be they in a small, one--night stand in the sticks, or at a high--tone party in a crested home on the Thames. Miss Gladys Eakens has departed for East Lansing, Michigan, where she will ~enter sultnmer school at Michigan State College. It isn't press--agentry, either. For British royalty is among the most dignified of the world. And the list of those who have taken Sophie up would make any other quéen jealous. Among those who welcomed the actress or her return were: Prince George of England, Lord and Lady Mountbatten, the Earl of Lathorn, Lord and Lady Northesk, Lord and Lady Portarlington, Lord Naps All-- ington, the Grand Duchess Marie of Russia, General Marsengo, A. D. °C. to the King of Italy, Lady Lough-- borough, Lord High Molyneux. It sounds like a page from Burke's peer-- In return, Sophie entertained the Prince of Wales at Rodman Wana-- maker's home, and then the Crown Prince and Princess of Sweden at Benjamin Guiness' home a few days later. All of which were just begin-- Douglas Fleming, of Beloit, Wis., is spending the summer with his aunt and uncle, Mr. and Mrs. Cecil *% ue disturbed by the feud between|,. 80 far, however, there has not)jto a certain degree, a protection to the : "allies" and Hoover. m-'bee!»dlscovered any practical,. ecu-lsurrounding objects. om{vrvntlons directed _ at Hoover'nqmnctl method by which lamps of ' Grounding Prevents Striking. early this week had stung me,abeolutel{ uniform life may be pro--| The purpose of grounding an an-- Hoover leaders, some of-- whom(duced. The best they'can do is to l'zenna system is not to lead lightning earlier had talked privately of a|strike an average, and that is a\|to the ground, if it were to strike, "gratuitous insult." Curtis slight-- !vqry, very good best, and one which|but to prevent it from striking. ly veiled suggestion that the re--, no reasonable person will refuse to| The theory involved is readily un-- publicans would have to be on , accept. 3 ; s iderstood when it i: kno':n_lk that the defensive if Hoover were named| And so, instead of growing wrat.|lightning will seldom _ strike "a was forgotten in the search for| hy about the lapse o'fg an ogem;i::\t'z grounded object which is at zero p»-- unity. > bulb, meditate upon the constancy tential. rial i Curtis, from the farm bels, is | of the bulb which burn far, far long.| . AD ungrounded outdo?llit aetx';xa ic): admittedly a big bid to keep farm--|er than you have any right to ex-- dangerous, due to iIts al: tZ) dispose ers from quitting the ticket in view |pect them to. Then trot cheerfully|U4P * ecnarge and "'"bmfl For pfl- of their leaders' disappointment «at|to the closet in which all 'good!Of tt through the groun'. § defeats in the convention's platform.| housekeepers keep their reserve sup-'ample' l greats ;:lqud):: mmtpoff Former-- Representative "Poly "ply of bulbs and ~screw in a.newl'm'ely wer:ngzpa.ss}nlt I?Xat:ran!{ i't Tincher of Kansas, who .originallylone. confident that in all probabilitv'the . c C aer;a. 14 tcné' to nominated Curtis for president, preé--|the new bulb will more than makl*':eblfigbu: g;g;':;',',fd ;mtou'::t),uof positive dicted today that this gesture tO'up for the deficiencies of its Drede--| n..lns> _' rf «_ mnanatinnlo °--ahnaoront the west will bring good party re-- sults in November. "Talk that the farmers won't sup-- port the republican ticket in No-- vember is the 'bunk,'" Tincher said. "They have always got relief from the republican party, 'and --they know they will get it again." ; His observations may be regarded as typical of the tactics to be em-- ployed in owoing back disgruntled farm elements. The convention had left behind some battered "eelings, but, in gen-- eral, harmony prevailed after one of the --bitterest prenomination strug-- gles of recent years. of a vice president from the center of the farm belt means that the republicans are really deeply in-- terested in the farmers' plight. terday was regarded as the crown-- ing: move in bringing back to the party the harmony which had been disturbed by the feud -- between the "allies" and Hoover. -- Curtis' observations directed at _ Hoover The farmers are to be told tiiat Hoover has promised constructively to work out a relief program inso-- far as it lies within the party's power to do so. They will be re-- minded of ©Curtis' vote for their minded of ©Curtis' vote for their McNary Haugen Bill, though, by way of party regularity, he declined to vote to override President Cool-- idge's veto thereof. They will also be 'told that the party's : selection KANSAS CITY, Mo., June 15. The -- last. _ of the -- republican convention delegates were scatter-- ing to the four corners of the country today after nominating Herbert Hoover and Senator Charles Curtis of Kansas as presidential and vice presidential candidates. CURTIS CHOICE © FOR HARMONY EXPLAINING THE LIGHT THAT FAILED By Mrs. P. K. Nnning Every once in a while we all draw an electric light bulb which gets dis-- couraged and goes out long before we .think its period of usefulness should rightly terminate. . And we get good and mad about it, because we have come to feel that in this fickle world one thing we can de-- fend upon to behave conscientious-- y is electricity and the appliances and equipment with which it asso-- ciates. The way we resent the oc-- casional delinquency of Llight bulb certainly does give weight to the argument that isn't better to be con-- sidered a bad little devi{ and to be given a good mark every time one does something ritht than to be con-- sidered a good Tittle angel and given a bad mark every time one does soething ngt |-- You see, the standard lamps made by reliable companies are estimated to burn an average of 1,000 hours. This does not mean that every lamp will burn for 1,000 hours and then go out. It means that while some lamps will burn . for only a part of that time, others will burn. far long-- er--1,500 to 1,650 hours even--and that over a period of time the lamps which your purchase will average up to give you 1,000 hours of ser-- vice apiece. There is a very good reason why--this is so~-- . _ > Why 1000 Hours? * There seems to be a very definite relation between the n'hmber : of kours which a lamp will burn and You'll say he's right who tells you where Good cleaning's done at prices fair. TAILORING _ Suits$l\éa§e to htijelgsure Nomination of Senator Curtis ves-- Harry Pfannenstill, Prop. MUNDELEIN, ILL. All Kinds of Auto Repair Work Complete Battery Service Competent Mechanics Welding Day and Night Service Phone 317 JOHN CICHY THE STAR Kaiser Block Libertyville, Illinois PHONE 551 Free Pressing Garage THE LAKE COUNTY REGISTER, WEDNESDAY, JUNE--20, 1928. Virginia Dorfler and Ethe! Mey er wers» the guests of honor at a surprise: birthday party -- Saturiay afternoon. It was the twelic1 birth-- day anniversary of both giris. George Heinsohn spent the--week end: with relatives here. 2x#' Pearl_ Stepherd visited relative; at Crooked. Lake »Sunday." . _ afternoon. It was the tweiici birth--| From the foregoing paragraphs it day anniversary of both giris. is readily seen that the properiy Sflrs. Maiy Wilson, Mrs. @chbert|grounded antenna system offers no Rouse, Mrs _Emma Addingtory and |attraction to the lightning discharges Mrs. Henry Kane visited Friday af-- |put functions similarly to the light-- ternoon with Sarah Joice.: -- lning rod. Being grounded, it tends There will be an old, fasnioned'to detract charges of static electri-- dance si!\ en by a Waatovia Com--{city from surrounding objects. This mittee Friday evening. . |characteristic prevents the possibil-- Mrs, Einma Maccary of Oak Park |ity of striking. _ was the guest of Miss Sarah Joire , Properiy installed radio antennae this week end. :_--__-- _|should be connected to the . earth Mr. and Mrs. Bernari Dictz of|thnrough either an arrester or heavy McHonry, Mr. and Mrs. Phil Dieter single pole double--throw switch, in and duughicr of Brookfistd, Mr.: and |accordance with the 'specifications uf Mrs. Stuiman and _ daught»r of the underwriters. For 'the average Hollywood, Illinois, Mr. and -- Mrs. receiving aerial an arrester answers John Dietz, Jr., and Mr. and Mrs. the requirements. The switch 2r-- Raymond Krueger of Chicago were rangement is employed usually on entertained at Dietz's. Resthaven large antenna systems, such--as those Stables Saturddy' evening . IM for broadcast transmission. . , The 23,127,315 motorists in me|mmm'nm:§wfifi a;e United States during 1927 consumed { . l ) mounted preferably at the point & total of 10,596,000,000 gallons of where the lead--in of the gerial en-- gasoline on which they paid a gaso-- ters the house, and supported five 'lme ta xof $258,066,851, according inches from the . structure. The to revised figures of the American ground wire should.--lead to the earth lMotoyists' Association.. . The 1927 l in a .direct line. This also should 'gasollne consumption by the motor-lbe supported five inches from sur-- & * i ast was an'increase of 8.2 per cent {rounding objects. Mrs. Maiy Wilson, Mrs. 2chert Rouse, Mrs _Emma Addingtory and Mrs, Henry Kane vikited Friday af-- ternoon with Sarah Joice.: -- There will be an old, fashioned dance fig\'en by a Waazsovn 11 Com-- mittee Friday evening. to the closet in which all good housekeepers keep their reserve sup-- ply of bulbs and ~scerew in a. new one, confident that in all probability the new bulb will more than make up for the deficiencies of its prede-- cessors! * § bulb, meditate upon the constancy of the bulb which burn far, far long-- er than you have any right to ex-- pect them to. Then trot cheerfully which will last for abouty 9,000 years. It has been the problem of the engineers to discover a lamp which _ will _ give ° a ° satisfactory quantity of light for--the electricity burned and which will at the same time last a reasonable length of time, thus striking a balance be-- tween the cost of the current and the 'cost <of the lamp. After ex-- haustive tests they determined that the lamp which will burn about 1,000 hours is the most economical and practical for every--day use. the quantity of light it will emit for the amount of electricity which it consumes. At the lighting insti-- tute of a famous lamp manufacturer they will show you lamps which will give a tremendous amount of light for the current consumed _ but which will last. for only a matter of minutes. They will show you others which will give off "just a < tiny amount of light while consumingz the same amount of current but IV ANHOE sary precautions to guard against the possibility of a "direct hit." All aerials should be protected by either a lightning arrester or ground switch, approved by the board of un-- derwriters. § The lightning hazard has been over--emphasized by certain nervous listeners and is entirely a miscon-- ception. Protected properly, aerials are not the least bit dangerous but, An ungrounded outdoor aerial is dangerous, due to its ability to pick up a charge and inability to dispose of it through the ground. For ex-- ample, suppose a cloud charged pos-- itiyely were to pass in the vicinity of the ungrounded aerial. Naturally, it being ungrounded, it would tend to absorb a certain amount of positive charge. If a negatively charged cloud should pass in the vicinity of the positively charged aerial there would be a potential difference be-- éween the two and a natural attrac-- ion. 2 The grounded .aerial, however. would remain at zero potential re-- gardless of the polarity of the cloud passing in the vicinity and would of-- feri no attraction to the lightning bolt.: :.* . -- With the approach of, the so-- called '"static' months and the ten-- dency of the weather man to predict "rising temperature and local thun-- der showers,": owners . of-- radio . re-- ceiving sets employing outdoor an-- tenna systems should take the neces-- to a certain degree, a protection to surrounding objects. Grounding Prevents Striking. The purpose of grounding an an-- tenna system is not to lead lightning to the ground, if it were to strike, GROUND AERIAL FORPROTECTION ° Lightning arresters are connected permanently to the receiving instal-- lation and permit the--use of the' set whilée connected. The common type employed consists of two small elec-- trodes or rods separated a fractional part of an inch and @ontained in a vacuum chamber. .This 'per:zits the static chargé to jump the gap and lead to the ground without entering the receiving set, and at the same time does not directly ground the aerial and affect radio reception. wires built in .the framework or run around the molding of a house or apartment need not . be grounded with a lightning arrester or switch. Such antennae are usually so small that they will not pick up enough energy .to offer any lightning attrac-- tion.. In addition, they are in the vicinity of the electric light wiring or telephone circuit installed in the house, which are protected amply by arresting devices. 4 needle might be something to slay weasels with But you nfimow it seems I have this perfectly odd sort of relative who is supposed to be a sort of aunt or something, and "who is the kind of person who gives use-- ful 'Christmas presents | to small children. I mean she actually does. And she gave me an electric sewing machine for a wedding present! Can you bear it, my dear? But really I didn't mind at all because I sort of think it is quite cute to have some really domestic gifts because it shows that people think you are serious . and all and besides you get such a lot of perfect trash which is good for nothing but to send to a rummage sale if you happen to hear of one. And anyway, my dear, this was sort of a console model which looked like a table when it was closed up, 'and you can always use <a table. Well, Jafl said-- I would have to economize at this point and that I couldn't buy the curtains for the living room which were an absolutely necessity if I was to go on living in the place, and so I thought it would be quite a cute idea if I made the curtains. My dear, I'm simply rabid with rapture at this point no less, be-- cause I've just this instant finished making the most adorable curtains for the living room. I mean I actu-- ally have. And you know, my »--dear, that as far as I am concerned a By P. K.--B. : |---- ("_'i.th a genuflection to L. Mayer) Indoor antennae such as loops and New Thrift Model ? ANNOUNCING $ AMONG US BRIDES ' l s . (Slightly More on Time % Payments) § 12 Months to Pay _T. McGRATH -- Plumbing and Heating 134 South Milwaukee Ave. :. PHONE 260. . --4 1 enamVnint Anpint s Mistnatc ts # 5is LNE NCA SPRCR broke the news -- to him. So I|ica on it. I mean it seems that you bought the most fascinating mater--|can ruffle and tuck and hem and ial and brought it home and took| bind«and practically anything else the vase off the sewing machine,| you feel like. 1 mean you actually but if my life had hung in the bal--|can. And I can't wait to show ance I couldn't have done anything|these curtain effects to Jack be-- with it. So I called up the store| cause I know he will be so overcome where it came from and told.them| by their beauty that he will think flat out that as far as P was con--|he has married a genious %'-h- cerned their machine was the flop|take. I mean he actually of the century and they said they ;. e mm would send someone down .to show , The bathing suits of 1928 show no me how it worked. And pnetty! indication of ~becoming much of a soon this awfully efficient sort of|drain on the texile industry o Can your bear it, my dear" Jack almost broke an E string when 1 State Bank of Mundelein Local Farm Conditions Although in close touch with nation-- wide and #World--wide conditions, we have always applied ourselves whole-- heax:tedly to a study of local conditions. This Bank has worked with interest and wholehearted desire to make our-- selves of value to the farmer whose welfare and prosperity we strive con-- stantly to keep in mind. 'The New Type Double Tub is dent--proof, heat insulating and easier to keep clean. The inner tub is nickeled on the inside while the outer tub 's Duco finished in beautiful white. Holds eight double sheets; has no corners to catch dirt and the opening is full size for con-- venience in putting in and taking out clothes. Two Simple Controls operate the washing and wringing. Oiling is automatic from a central reservoir. Gear driven--no belt, and all moving parts are completely enclosed. Takes only 4 H. P. motor, so uses less cur-- rent. Fully guaranteed by us and by the factory. o A small deposit puts the Easy in your home. Free personal demonstration in your home, just call us up. MUNDELEIN, ILLINOIS person came and showed me how to do everything but play the harmon-- ica on it. I mean it seems that you can ruffle and tuck and hem and bind«and practically anything else you feel like. 1 mean you actually can. And I can't wait to show these curtain effects to Jack be-- cause I know he will be so overcome by their beauty that he will think he has married a genious m-ir take. I mean he actually WASHER --