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Twice during the period of its operation the Underwood tariff act, to which the democrats now point as their ideal of a "competitive" tariff and which put nearly every staple product of the northern farm on the free list, cut the American payroll by more than $100,000,000 a week. The first instance came at the beginning of the World war, the second at the time Wood-- row Wilson retired from office. In both these periods five million men were unemployed, and Mr. Shaw demonstrates that the unemployment was due largely, if not entirely, to the low The average weekly payroll in the United States, excluding the remuneration of farmers, private merchants, officers of cor-- porations, professional and business men, Mr. Shaw computes atr $600,000,000 a week. LIFE IMPRISONMENT In a confession made to the Lake Forest police, David Ack-- erman, fake artist, admitted attacking a Chicago model and com-- mitting other crimes that smacked of a moronic nature. He said that he is an escaped convict from New York state, having been convicted for indecent acts, and that he got into trouble with the law in Detroit because of "Peeping Tom" activities.-- The crime for which Ackerman is being held in this county was revolting in nature. It was of--the type that would have led to a hemp stretching party in the days when the community as a whole enforced the law. We don't wonder that State' Attorney A. V. Smith has decided to demand life imprisonment goyum pepugjap oy; uodn pasodtut 0; asquz;uas se :mum A-muma'&m'.m;?m< "Any people with a payroll of $600,000,000 a week would be great, and any country foolish enough to vote itself into com-- petition with all the world in its own markets will gradually drop to the standard of the world.. athpfmflhmpmmmfltyfwmmn, "s THE TARIFF AND PAYROLLS Leslie M. Shaw, secretary of the treasury under President Roosevelt, does a distinct service in calling attention to the dol-- lars and cents of the republican tariff as it affects. the average man in the United States. JAIL DRUNKEN DRIVERS _ The drunken driver who drinks to excess is the terror of the road. Persons who drink to excess have no business near the wheel of a motor vehicle at their moments=of inebriacy. But should any driver even touch liquor while he or she is operat-- ing a motor vehicle? It is undoubtediy a fact that even a single intoxicating drink often upsets the balance and normal attitude of mind of many a person, and affects his operation of a motor car unfavorably. Liquor makes some persons confident. From other persons it takes away confidence and makes them doubtful and hesitant. Liquor never mixes well with the driving of a motor ve-- hicle. A motor car or truck is not improperly called a private locomotive. 'The driver has to undergo training to operate a muhiuthatwdghsatonormmandcanbemtdongata] rate of speed of sixty or more miles an hour. The locomotive engineer is required to be an abstainer. The driver of a car should .deny himself the use of liquor whether he rides alone or is responsible for the safety of others. Laws imposing penalties for-- drunken driving are not liquor laws. They have nothing to do with the institution of prohibi-- tion. Their enactment has been inspired by the hope of making the. highways safe, not by the present zeal to control the liquor traffic. And they are being rigidly enforced, not to inflict pun-- ishment upon those who break them, but to deter others from' mixing drinking and driving. ' This is a campaign of precedents. Al Smith established one when he went campaigning into the South. Others will be established on November 6 by southern states destined on that day to go republican for the first time. ¥ : * There can be no doubt that competition with the rest of the world is one of the fundamental democratic doctrines. The plat-- form of 1924 declared its policy to be "a tax on commodities entering the custom houses that will promote effective compe-- tition, protect against monopoly and produce a reasonable rev-- enue." The platftorm this year repeats this plank, and adds: "Actual difference between the cost of production at home and abroad, with adequate safeguard for the wages of the American laborer, must be the extreme measure of every tariff rate." Herbert Hoover's recent expedition below the: Mason and Dixon line swung at least two doubtful states over to the repub-- lican column and made several traditionally democratic states doubtful. § But the actual difference between the cost of production at home and abroad is not enough. Such a tariff, Mr. Shaw as-- serts, would --permit effective invasion of our markets by any number of foreign countries whose products, transported by water, could reach the seaboard at a lower cost than American products transported by rail. Moreover, a tariff of that nature would effectively stifle American competition in foreign markets except for products in which we have quantity production or The republican protective tariff multiplies our industries, in-- creases our payrolls and contributes to the prosperity of our farmers. It is only self interest to vote for Hoover and cofitinue prosperity. ; But this is a campaign of another color. The South, ever reluctant to confess relationship with Tammany and bone dry by conviction and tradition, is placing conviction and tradition before party this year. "My country before my party," is the new creed of the Southland. About a year ago Mayor "Jimmy" Walker of New York, in anticipation of the nomination of Governor Smith, made an ex-- cursion into the cotton states for the purpose of stuffing Tam-- many down the throat of a reluctant Solid South. Obviously, his tender mission failed of its purpose for the democratic nom-- inee now finds it essential to the success of his forlorn cam-- Not since the Civil war has a democratic presidential nom-- inee found it politically expedient to include the South in his speech--making itinerary. And few have been the defections from the Solid South because of this neglect. -- paign to invade the southern states with a week's accumula-- tion of his own peculiar brand of:bombast and buncombe. 'bw-mmml&ln&atflnmtdflau lllinois, under Act of March 3, 1879. Issued twice weekly. PAGE FOUR "' Eake cu.um' B!flid't npsquurrs FRANK H. JUST, Editor and Publisher AL HAS LOST THE SOUTH Succeeding the Waukegan Gasette Succecding the l ioh fire qepartment was called to the Frame home but o fire was found. On one of the two calls to the Frame home a harmless smudge to create smoke was found, he said. entertain at thei¥ ladies' night par-- % to be held in the club rooms on a lay , October 23. It is au ically reported that the affair will surpass all. previous ones. The entertainment fi?fi ittee is to be commended for the time and effort they have put in to make this affair a hugh success. Much credit is due to Ross Triggs for procurir:g this well--known> or-- chestra for that night. It is report-- ed that he has been in conference many times in the past month with e «orchestra managers and it was after much persuasion by Ross d considerable deliveration on the of the managers that they fin-- ly. consented to play for the club. _ It is a well known fact that Ross ly gets what he goes after and although he attributes his success to being a firm believer in the old adage "perserverance . conquers," his friends say it is that mning way he has about him. _ From information gathered it is 'also 'understood that it was neces-- cary to use a little flattery as it seems that monetary remuneration was not the principal concern of the players. There were indications of an ov-- erflow attendance at this affair and it had been deemed advisiable that those wishing to attend telephone their reservations to any mmber of the entertainment committee, conditions in Highwood denied that a so--called "lawless element" has populated Highwood since last De-- cember and attributed this report to disgruntled sympathizers of the men reports that Frame's home had been CLAIM THREAT REPORTS FALSE Shaking his head wearily, Mr. Hoskins finished his explanation and turned 'to ask those in his audience if there was anything else -- they wished to know. But there was no audience left to be so interrogated. The, Iadies had vanished into the ORCHESTRA SECURED FOR CLUB AFFAIR It seems that Mr. Hoskins has consented to play the part of a half-- demented hermit in the home--talent production of George M. Cohan's melange of mirth and mystery and melodrama, "Seven Keys to Bald-- pate," at the high school auditorium two weeks hence, and the 'part is so exacting that he is forced to spend all his spare hours in its rehearsal. His phillippic against womankind is just one of his numerous . weird speeches in the play, and that he already has it down pat is attested by the effectiveness with which he put it across on the streets. It was left to a group of local women to succeed where the-- town's entire police force had failed They corned Mr. Hoskins in front of the postoffice and demanded an explana-- tion of his woman--hating attitudte --an attitude that never before had been particularly noticeable on his part. And when the secret came out. They had the solution from the "mad man's" own lips. . but found the trail cluttered up with difficulties. 'Mr. Hoskins was not to be trapped. In and out of alley ways and dark corners he squirmed and dodged, until the marshal was all but ready to give up the chase and let nature take its course. Vpon hearing of the sad Ccase, Marshal Dennis Limberry started in pursuit of the apparently mad man, kins, macaroni manufacturer and one of the town's most ~respected citizens, was reported wans::ing about the streets and muttering such hate 'em!" "They're no good; they never were!" "I hope you're all sent to prison for life!' "I hope your burn to a crisp!" and "I hope you freeze to death!" Something of a furore in Liberty-- ville circles was created Wednesday of this week when Glenn G. Hos-- "Damm the women--I hate 'em, I Upon (Continued from ;DMAN CAUSES --_---- MUCH EXCITEMENT of We are offering for sale thirty such farms ranging in size from one hundred acres upward, at real farm prices. Every one of them is amon > ey maker and an unusually good investment. _ Let us tell you more about them. | go fifty miles or more from Libertyville. to get a clean, fertile, black--soil farm 'with exception-- ally good improvements. YOU DON'T HAVE TO of seven A.R. SCHNAEBELE of the sad ° THE LAKE COUNTY REGISTER, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER Libertyville, Illinois 1: E. J. 'Wriil:; Cashier-- of the above--named k, do _ solemnly swear that the above statement is true to the best of my krowledge and belief. * State of IIllinois, County of Lake, ss: 3. United States Government Securities owned 4. Other bonds, stocks, and securiti¢s ownéd... 6. Banking house, $57,000.00, Furniture § 8. -- Reserve with Federal Reserve Bank ... 9. : Cash and due from Danks ........<.«......._.._._..__.s«s« 10...._Outside checks and other cash items ............ 11. Redemption fund with U. S. Treasurer and due from. U. S. TreasUurer ...................... 21 15. 16. 17. 19. of the famous wine were sold at 50 to 60 francs per bottle--retail, and New York millionaires did not hesi-- tate to double the price to have it Charter No. 6670 wine. <It comes from a remarkable small area, twice blighted by-- dis-- ease and brought back to health only after the experts of a dozen nations had given their advice. For the ~masculine French taste, the wine was entirely too sweet, 'and only a tiny sip with the dessert, to toast oné's lady's health, was suffi-- When prohibition sent prices of-- French wines sky--ward, Chateau-- ¥quem 'was instantly recognized as being essentially for an American | clientele.:. Within six months not: a bottle was to be found on the{ French market, and the two largest restaurant cellars in Paris which'; had boasted of never failing: to com--| ply with an order, were compelled | to print a notice on their menus | that Chateu--Y¥quem was no longer in their stocks. s s | Bordeaux district whose -- intrinsic worth must be based upon the weight of several thousand glasses of Chateau Yquem which have been set aside by their thoughtful par-- ents as a part of their dowry. Before the war, Chateam Y¥quem was always considered the "Cinde-- rella" of sweet, white-- Bordeaux cient President Fisher said SaturdaLhe understands that Frame is seeking other connections. The former chief may re--enlist in the army whith he left four years ago with the rank of sergeant. © 3. United States | 4. Other bonds, s 6. Banking house and fixture 8. -- Reserve with 1 9. -- Cash and due deposed police chief. The special committee appointed by President Fisher consisted-- of the following: Nick Branbosio, chair-- man, Roy Mm'cm Rettig, 8. J. Harris, J Poneralli, W. E. Smith, and A. Biagi. Newspaper representatives from Waukegan and Chicago papers were present at the request of the committee to hear the malicious reports "spiked" and so inform the public. Frame will--be appointed this week, It is understood that the council have several under consideration for 1 <> Loans and discounts ... Lake County National Bank It is expected that a successor baghiglal) lsw on ciieintebigednsel Ainbalabaet oi Annintindsatnk fubveintsc t ut tus eflatabe s tuiiantarad Undivided© profits--Net |.....................ocsczclenneeese. Reserves for interest, taxes, and other ex-- penses accrued and unpaid ...................._... Circulating notes outstanding ........._.............. Capital stock paid in Due to banks ............. Demand deposits ... Time deposits ._........ OF LIBERTYYVILLE, IN THE STATE OF ILLINOIS, AT THE CLOSE OF BUSINEAS ON OCTOBER 3RD, 1928 REALTOR PHONE 276 TOTAL F. J. WRIGHT, Cashier. REPORT OF THE CONDITION OF THE and pre--war stocks 68 WE WRITE ALL LINES OF INSUREANCE y._ Cornbelt farmers are informed of twestern -- feeiler -- cattle -- owners }thmuz.h the joint efforts of their county farm advisors and the Illin-- !ois co--operative crop reporting ser-- | vice. Lists of cattlemen in Western states, with stocker and feeder cat-- Subscribed and sworn to before me this 13th day of October, 1928. Alvene S. Fry, Notary Public. (SEAL] _ > > Ey: than to see a Libertyvyille wo-- men wearing a hat that looked like '-- Another masculine right the wo-- men have appropriated is that of having a tobacco heart and a cigar-- ette cough. * it was being held on by a hatpin. tle ready for the market, have been assembled through this service, and are distributed to the farm bureau headquarters throughout TIllinois. Application for participation in the state department of . agricul-- ture's three egg--laying contests, for the year beginning November 1, will exceed the combined -- capacity of the three plants, according to the pen entered and in return, receive authentic information as to the egg-- laying ability of their entries. the forecast of the director of ag-- riculture, Stillman J. Stanard, who also serves as secretary of the Ill-- inois State Association of Agricul-- tural Fairs. From a review of re-- ports received from officials of the fairs that participate in state ap-- propriations, the director, -- who ad-- ministers that fund, finds that the quality of fairs in general is im-- froving. Compliance with the regu-- ations the department of agricul-- ture issues, essential to participa-- tion in state funds, has eliminated many objectionable conditions for-- merly assoviated with the average agricultural fair. rate at which they are arriving, A. D. Smith, chief poultryman states. Flock owners pay $10.00 for each output. -- Some will be used for mar-- riages, some for baptisms and other bottles for the engagement festivals of the neighborhood. But most of it is to be set aside as a part of Marcelle's, Marie's or Josephine's wedding gift from the family, and in the wine--gr wing districts 10,000 francs worth of the world's choicest wine is enough to entice many a hesitant suitor. are only about 10 growers, and they have decided that in their "un-- seen harvest sales," they are to re-- tain for their family use, not more than ten per cent of the year's total 100. "tonneaux," -- g containing 300 litres of the "fious beverage and the p. :e per bottle--whole-- sale----will considerably -- exceed -- 100 francs. By the time it reaches a connoisseur's thble, this * price cer-- tainly will be doubled. * bought before they had even seen Nothing would look funnier these Better fairs in future years is GEO. A _WRIGHT, R. S. TRIGGS F,. P. DYMOND, Director. 'Mateau Yquem zone there Reserve District No. 7 A7,©1928 from Tuesday and I presume you, with most everybody else, have de-- cided just how you'll vote. The main thing is to vote. David --: Ackerman, ~moron who confesses to two hideous attacks upon upon pretense of "posing" them for Indian scenes, is deserving of life im-- prisonment in the opinion of his own wife and married son. States Attor-- ney Smith feels nothing short of life imprisonment will be adequate pun-- isthment for Ackerman, and that he should be put away for all time in the interest of security for women of Lake county. All of ~a sudden a bunch of Chicago attorneys of democratic faith discover the republican candidate for governor is ineligible, can't be seated if elected, etc. The line of bunk didn't get far, and is considered by Candidate Emmerson and Republi-- cans in general as unworthy serious reply. Emmerson's lead over Thompson is best indicated by the desperation which inspired the silly claim. Police Chief J. C. Frame hand-- ed in his resignation to the Highwood city council last week. Twice since there have been attempts by a lawless element to burn his home, it seems with the idea of forcing him to re-- sume the duties of police chief. bombing homes of officers in some cities with the intent of intimidating those who enforce the law. In High-- wood they attempt to burn the police chief's home because he refuses to longer act in the capacity of law en-- Talk about love at first Some of them must fall in love out looking at all. . _ I never heard of anything quite like that. They're burning and bombing homes of officers in some cities with the intent of intimidating those who enforce the law. In High-- wood they attempt to burn the police chief's home because he refuses to again every time you go up Before letting your conscience be your guide be sure you have one. Moderns -- haven't z;own indiffer-- ent to religion. They just talk about it less and practice it more. Well, well, if a man marries a little fool, At's probably because he has a talent for liking that kind. + GAS INCINERATOR It's a queer mess! The election -- is three weeks The hard thing about conquer-- g the air is that you must do it Tel. 57 & 93 Tel. 45 & 157 B H. Miller, G.C. Gridley BUY AND BUILD Scenic Subdivision Copeland ALONG THE CURBSTONES Observations By A MAN ABOUT TOWN love at first sight. -- Sometimes | a boy gets tired explaining to m mother why he stayei out so late. Then ho gets married and spends the balance of his life explai'ninx. La s A candidate never paves the way to office by throwing bricks at an opponent. IL would bc a fine rCcwrist arcound Lib aways reme.~.cr wh a railroad cwinssing guing 60 mi..s; an 1 mome of our gi hair grow out as they go through them is $18.75 i 211\ ; ; "1) Lvertyville could Zei a better job than he m if he coauld only use his obituary notice as. a reeommendation. ¥ fee}."a All cars Tuesday, October 23, '28 Of Household Goods, Carpenter and Tools, Etc. wige o (e Having decided to quit housekeeping, I will sell at Public Auction in the Village of Mundelein, on Center Table, 3 rockers, lounge, extension table, 6 kitchen chairs, 6 other chairs, kitchen table, gas stove, 1 heater, 4 bed steads, mattresses and springs, 3 feather beds, pillows and quilts, wash stand, chiffonier, ward robe, washing machine, clock, dishes of all kinds, a lot of jars and fruit jars, grind stone. A large lot of Carpenter and Plumber Tools, tool chest, 50 feet one inch hose, 2 tons of coal, step. ladder, forks, shovels, seythe, hoes, lawn _ mower, 2 bags potatoes, Ford Touring car, 8x16 garage in sections, 12 chickens, chicken coop, woven wire, apples and pears. USUAL TERMS Public Sale! man in iibertyville could get secon rs are alike in one par-- If they get balky near a garage, the cost of fixing Mrs. Magdelena Gross an hour ctg--ars :8 §2%, We read that an author has writ-- Is-- are letting their|ten an 80,000 word poem about war. a protection whoen|Sherman was right when he said the windshield. "War is hell." A 1:00 O'clock Sharp A cynic is an old grouch who can't figure why a married man ever has to go Wf to fimd out what is the ma with him. 7 s .nC AOCBl B wnmfin' ) 5\ v(m, accOfl'l' ing to the _ tmristl' AssociatiO': in o ith The Automobi F a 0is. There is a btl-ieeu" that $48,500,-- 000 still in is of t.b.(' Fedeyp. al government Réitures on Fedenl'.id M K f)r Y'."_)K July 31, 19 miles have Uiiniiiinpammete it hss ce ic ach miles hav B . completed . 1917, and fim:s miles ,f m..g;':: under construction at a total esti-- mateil cost of. $2641000,000, -- of which the Federal Government is contributing ~ P00,000, . accord-- ing to the _ can _ Motorists' Automobile accidents in the 77 largest cities of the country re-- sulted in 588 deaths during August g compared with m.th; from e same cause, ugust, 1927, according to figures of The Automobile Club of Illinois. el:d the same cities, for the. year, ng August 31, deaths from zutomobiles during the year ending Augast 3:, 'lFixums jnsttissued by the Feder-- ernment, showing progress Tat S S root, con forgegiin ts ay 'Ol, -- & dltlm that Auctioneer 10 OR iB 5,000,000, . accord-- 5 ttorisu' in ith The fior t!u?hs e .4. 48,500,-- 'J h ')f tob(' F"'i"r- m "itur(v'~ on road for t998 Plumber