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(The Schools jhas red were practicing in Hasemann's pas-- ture Lndly afternoon. Mr. and Mrs. Prank Sauer and Hazel, Mrs. Clara Wenrenberg, Mil-- dred Barbaras, Earl and Nick Roas were Sunday guests at Hase-- Mrs, Ed. Barbaras and family visited at the Tredup home Sunday. Oscar and Frankiin Meyer spent Sunday with the Hasemann 30ys. J. Pahimaz, Mr. and Mrs. Ed. Barbaras and Miss Kampert spent Monday evening at Park Ridge. : 'The fifth grade have been vieing with each other for most interes--ing g€omposition. For example: The Floating Bottle There was a beautiful home on the shore of a large lake. John Pahilman and Raiph Meyer spent Thursday evening in Liberty-- ville. Miss Kampert was a guest re-- cently of Mrs. Clara Wenrenberg. The days were very warm. A large | crowd of people came to swim and | stay during the summer, One of the | men gave me a new boat. The bout! ' _ On one fine sunny day some of my friends and I sailed it on the lake. The lake ran into a large river. I sailed across the lake and down the river. 1 saw many beautiful mountains and buildings. An Exciting Trip My father made me a boat, it is & wery large one and has six seats in it. We are going to take a trip in the boat. I hope it will not leak on the way. Before we started to sail we had to put many things in it We put eandy and some clothef It was a very pleasant trip. The ecean was blue. I wish that some of you could have been there to ase the most beautiful scenery in the World. We saw he alps mountains We found a bottle floating on the scean, it had a note in it. -- A man @aptured the bottle and when he hchnomhloudl::d read _ lt-kl"'rl- come .-&--',Hr- --Rutoa Hasemaan. One day my uncle gave me a new boat. It was a very pretty boat and it was calls0 the Buitefiy. The next day I invited my friends and we were going to take a ride in y new bost. When we were sailing through the water one of my friends saw a bottle and cried out. "O. look at the bottle over there!" We sailed up to the bottle and got it then we brtoke it opes and found a note in it. The nve said that a ship was shipwre--ked and she people were on Chesan~ake Ray thirty days. Editer Marshall Thatcher Roy Priscillo and Devona were wisitors at the Haro!l4 Taatcher thome Sunday. The Funior baseball team of Dia-- mond Lake will practice at their eaptain's home next Sunday. The contest is coming soon. We must get ready for the first prize. Marshall Thatcher has made nine bird houses this year. _ The farmers who have all their grain in are lucky. _ _ _ _ + We Insure Glassges Against The road between Geo. Thatcher and Albert Dye:'s place is pretty rough. 1 guess it is because the the roads should be scraycd. Breakiage Three Doctors _ Two Hour Service 111 N. Genesee St. _ WAUKEGAN RED PEPPER HEAT STOPS BAGKACHE _ When you are suffering so can har around, IJ;'" .':b.::l you 'ilm:, the qvm relief known. Nuhw such con-- «entrated, penetrating as red pep-- 'The heat of Mmmuhntbc "ouch" from a sore, back. It can not hurt you, and it certainly ends the torture at once. _ The Long Grove baseball team GRIDLY SCHOOL was .A ARCHER SCHOOL --WiVred Barbaras. | gan to go "pitty--pat" as soon as they started on the kids whose last names begun with "A," for I knew | that I came after the "R's." Every-- | time anyone was called out of class | he begun to look sort of pallid like , he was on the verge of the grave. | Well Skinny when my turn came jwhich it did Thursday, my teeth | chattered like a skeleton dancin' a }jlgonltin roof and my knees shook 'mflyubnd' By the time | I | reached the office I was only half | conscious and when I regained my sense, the nurse, a nice amiable lady, was pushin' a sweet smellin' stick | down my throat. And I wondered | if she was goin' to tell me to look | pleasant please, but instead . she | told me that I had holes in my ton-- | sils. Next she told me that I nad "O, Skinny have you amined yet?" _ "Way, Skeerix wha;, you taikin' "bout, six weeks exams don': come until next week ?" "Well seein' you don't know much 'bout what wonderfil things are bein' accomplished in L. T. H. S. ! am going to tell you in as few words as possible all 'bout this examina-- tion business. Well, in the firsc place Skinny, i; was rumored Wed-- nesday that our school nurse was goin' to examine everybody to see if we needed fixin' up physically, you see everybody knows that we are mentally deficient, so I suppose they think we are physically unfit. Now lec me tell you, Skinny, my heart be-- better scrape some moss off my teeth, and also eat more 'cause I was too small for my size. Oh, she doesn't express her Opinions in this kind of language but it all means the same. Hurry up, Skinny,~your turn's next, line forms to the right! Miss Quinn has certainly turned the searchlight on at L. T. H. S. May its rays penetrate even deeper and fartner in the future. With the cooperation of both parents . and students her work cannot help but be successful. Last Friday the annual Inter-- society Track Meet was held at Lib-- erty Fieid. It should have been more successful but not all of tre track material turned out,. The day Potteous was kept out of the meet because of an injury, and Gilbert ¥Voelker is incligible on account of poor scnolarship. Considering all it was an interesting and wiccess-- posagas D m opmommumegeom ommmmmemenmectoge ; ing, Atice W 7 e lh'mmm many ~ #tu w E capable for gagh part that it MARMN AND HIT impossible togve them all a LIBERTYYILLE TOWNSHIP HIGH SCHOOL [J| Everyone will have to work hai Quinn Turns The Searchlight On L. T. 4. 8. Phone 39 US BOYS Track Meet Friday Schanck Hardware Co. Sterling Washers Electric -- $75.00 Power -- $47.50 Mildred Lusk '22 mct T MOpme °. ------ J watgt T'--Qin ME orpem® tHP AwPUL MYINC CIRCE full in that some fifty students s.ayed to root for their respective societies. 100 yard Dart: Tegtmeyer first; Wightman, second; Sayers, third. Time 11 1--5 seconds. * 220 yard Dart: Tegtmeyer, first; Wightman, -- second; _ Englebrecht, third. Time, 26 1--2 seconds. second; (Odell, third. Time 5:15 3--5 second. 120 yard High Hurdle: McClain, only. contestant. _' Time, 26 seconds. 440 yard Run: Englebrecht, first; Austin, second. Time 67 seconds. THE 1--2 Mile Run: Olendorf, first, Odel, second; Shepherd, taird. Time Snot Put: Olendorf, first; McClain, second; Wightman, third. Distance, 32 ft. 10 in, feet High Jump: Tegtmeyer, first; McClain and Wightman tied for second; W. Wilson, third. Heighth 5 Broad Jump:mfegtmeyer, first; W. Wilson, second; Wightman, third. Distance 17 feet, 6 in. Pole Vault: Tegtmeyer, only con-- testant. 8 feet. la" which is well known to everyone. Sir Oliver, Cinderella's father, re-- turns to his home with his bride and her two charming daugaters. Lady Oliver assimes her duties as head of the household, recognizing Cinderella as a servant rather than a daughter. Come and see what happens next the 19th of May. * The cast 5s as follows: Bobkins, baritone, (Small conedy part) Gilbert Voelker; Sir Oliver, a menpecked husband, Baritone (Com-- edy character) Cecil Hook; Vesta and Mora, Lady Oliver's charming daughters, Grace Mordhorst, Evelyn Hull; Cinderela, The cause of it all, soprano, Lillian Klepper; Prince Leo, In love with Cinderella, tenor, Bdward Bixler; Jasper Farroill, In lo¥e with Vesta, baritone, Albert Hagerty; Victor Kenyon, In love with Mors, baritone, Eljon Kitaben; Javelin throw: Olendorf, first; Cass, second. Distance, 127 feet. Score: Anthenaeum, 60; Sagamon Sage, 42. For the past few months the sing-- ing classes have been working dil-- ligently on the opera "The Glass Slipper." The story of the play is taken from the fairy tale, "Cinderel-- traito, Edythe Churchill; Chorus of villagers, courtiers, soldiers, ~ete.; Mile run: Olendorf, first; Case, LIBERTYVILLE The Glass Slipper Events in the INITIATIONS INTO THE AWFUL MYSTIC CIRCLE 'u'.hlo for , part that it was impossible to give them all a part. }Ey..--ym'm'vewworklndbo- 'mnmlverycbonflme in which to learn the parts. News Marguerite Diltz, who moved to Waukegan some time ago has re-- turned. L. T. H. S. and the Juniors are glad"of th@ir poet's retarn. Evelyn Miller and Noel Young were High sehoo! visitors Friday. The boys gyM classes are planning to give an exhibil early in May. Miss Lunet#We Stanish, who is studying music at the Chicago Musi-- cal College speBt the week end with Mrs. Moyer. . » do Seconqd Undergrad--"F}J spin a coin. If it's Beéads we'll go to the movies, tails we go to the dance and if it stands om edye we'll study. "Sages tell/is taat the best way to get the most out of life is to fall in love with a great problem or a beautiful woman." "Why not choow» the latter and get both?" is thines A teacher said to his class in Eng-- lish composition: "Now, I wish every member of the class would write out a Codversation between a grocer and ome of his customers, in-- troducing some pathetic incident or reference." Among the compo=itions handed in was the folowing: "What do you want*" asked the merenant. % The woman replied: "A pound of merchant. "I think I'lJ gake black," said she, "it's for a funcral." The home of Mr. and Mrs. Charles Brown was th# scene of a beautiful wedding last 'evening when their youngest datighter Margaret was joined in 'Roly deadlock to Mr. David A negro wiie had an injured head entered a dogtor's office. "Hello Sam!'Got cut again, 1 see." "Yes, sah, I done got carved 'p with a razor, Doc." "Why don't--you keep out of bad company *" said the physician, he had dressed the wound. He was out with his best girl, and as they strolled into the restaurant he tried to put on am I--do--this--every-- "Deed I'd Mike to, Doc, but 1 ain't got 'nuff mon@y to git a divorce. Funnies First Undérgrad --"What shall we "Green or -- black 9+ We are making a substantial reduction is personal laundry bus. 'dies and in family wash service to it the needs of overy house-- hold. Look ever the several services we offer below and select one you prefer. Either service is a distinct over any ts s2, Yie tin prambly have Four lelindty woldons. FAMILY SHP On all bundles from 7 lbs. to 22 23 to 35 Tha. $2.50. Over 2% lbe. 10c per !b. All fatwork iromed and wearing appare! starched where need-- ed and dried. Bamp Wash 25 Ibs _ Over 25 lbe, 5e per |b. No arti¢les marked, each bundle sorted as to colors and washed separately. One day service. FAMILY SERVICE NO. 4 m Damp wash with flatwork ironed 81 C 25 TD6: .. «us o . o4 Flatwork pieces ironed 5e per lb. extra. One day service. Your entire family wash hTmm. Sm es including soft euff shirts, per Th. __________________-- me This service must include all your fiatwork, as well ds Wear-- ing apparel. Per Ib Shirts reduced to Mc, @ollars to 6¢, other aftitiés in pro-- Reduction in Laundry Prices FAMILY SERVICE NO. 2 FAMILY SERYVICE NO. 8 The Reliable Laundry HIGHLAND PARK AND LIBERTYVILLE Launderers * Dry Cleaners and Dyers the AY Libertyville Phone 67--R Highland Park Phone 178--179 | Mike to--his son: "Now, you've | been fighting again. You've lost yer | two front tathe." ! "Well mow, pahson," replied the carver of the goose, exhibiting ' great dignity and reluctance, "when | you preacnes a speshul good ser-- 'mon I never axes you whar you got 'it. I hopes you will show de same ' consideration." evening kind of look. When they were seated at a table, a waiter ap-- proached them. _ _ "Will mpnsiqur have a la table d'hote?" he asked. The son of a Dutcher experienced a great difficulty in comprebending fractions, @ithouga his teacner did his best to make him -- understand their intricacies. "Keep his hand on the meat wn he was weighing it, and then would weigh more than five pound was the candid answer. "Both," said the young man, "and plenty of gravy on 'em." "Now let us suppose," said the teacher, "that a customer came to your father to buy five pounds of meat, and he only had four to sell-- what would he do?" The goose ha&d been carved, and everybody had tasted it. It was ex-- cellent. The negro minister, who was the guest of honor, could not re-- strain his enthusiasm. fine "Dat's as fine a goose as [ evah see, Brudder Williams," he said to his host. "Whar did you git such a FOR SALE--One Spuzz car with | piston ring, two rear wheels, one' front spring. Has no fenders, seat or | plank; burns lots of gas. Hard to| crank. Carburetor busted, half way through. Engine missing; hits on two. Three years old, four in the spring. Has shock absorvsers and everything, Radiator busted, sure does leak, Differential's dry; you can hear it squeak. Ten spokes missing. Front all bent. Tires blowed out. Ain't worth a cent. Got lots of speed; will run like the deuce; birns either gas or tobacco juice. Tires all off; been run on the rim. A darn good Finn: "Naw, I ain't lost 'em; I got em in me pocket." -- q# $1.25 $1.25 11¢ carte or le it |LIBRARY NOTES) In this column, the Register will publish the complete |ist of books in the Cook Memeorial Library. The authors' names will appear in alpha-- betical order followe:i by the rname of the book. New books as they are added will also be published. Start a scrap book now and paste the list in as it appears, and you will have a compleéte Catalogue. Roberts, Mrs. Mary Roberts, .. Bab, a Sub--deb. Rinehart, Mrs, Mary Roberts,. . Long Live the King! Rinehart, Mrs. Mary Roberts, ..The Street of Seven Stars. Rives, Hallie Erminie, ... .The Long Lane's Turning. _ Rovertson, Morgan, ....The Grain Ship. Robertson, Morgan, ... . .. Over the Roe, Edward Payson, ... ... Nature's Serial Story. Roe, Vingie E., ......The Heart of Border. Robertson, Morgan, ... .Sinful Peck. Robertson, Morgan, .... The Three Laws and Golden Rule. Robins, Elizabeth, ... .The Convert. Roche, Arthur Somers, ... ... Loot. Roe, Edward Payson, ... . From Jest to Earnest. Roe, Edward Payson, .. .. Te Home Valley. > . Roosevelt, Tneodore, .. ... . African Game Trails. Rowland, Henry C., .. The Peddler. Ruck, Berta, ........The Boy With Night Wind Roe, Vingie E., ....Tharon of Lost Ruck, Berta, .. ... ... Miss Million's the Crooked Lane. Ryan, Marah Eilis, ... .A Flower of Ryan, Marah Ellis, 48 in. high ___$2.10; 60 in. high .___$2.55 A When you come for fence, ask for one of our crow bars, a useful tool on the farm. We shall be glad to present you one free. AMERICAN WIRE FENCE CO. Libertyville, IIl | You are invited 'iog;mwourmtor' fence requirements. Yau can select from our stockofahrgolktdmb;tthafonovm;prfl MEDIUIBAVYMM < f 7 bars, 26 in. mhm....¥ 7 bars, 26 in. 7 in. Stays. . . : M 8 bars, 32 in. 12 in. stays.... C 8 bars, 32 in. 7 in. stays . . . 84¥4c¢ 9 bars, 42 in. 12 in. stays . . . .30¢ 9 bars, 42 in. 7 in. stays. . . .89¢ 1obm,50m§nh.m:...m 10 bars, 50 in. 7 in. stays.... 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