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i ts Pn _ --__~_ The Lake County Register 4t 63 PAG most every married man in our town knows how 'to play second fiddle. We have an invention to warn m'nfinohubontontwdom to warn when the engine is too hot, .m."mmpotifynsfllmrm' so before a blowout is coming. * t *' *# [ _ Til bet the notions part of a.store never has as many notions as some of the women who patronize it. w on n en aie Tlcon, under Act of § t 0 at # March rnm. Issued twice weekly. According to press dispatches in our daily papers, the ,!gw lfgi-t ,mgi ready to réturn to Ger-- many, son, fi ¥ "&sfl Eifln'k already "re-- entered that without opposition. It is also pre-- dicted that the Ex--Kaiser will succeed in restoring the Hohenzolliern monarchy to the German throne. If this is true, and he is permitted to ambeeome a power, what was the war fought for* did the best of our young u\aood around Libertyville: offer their lives for, and what did: the United States sacrifice al-- most 100,000 of its best young citizens to gain?, We believe the papers are right in saying the former Kaiser is.ewumdy»ufiu"mobwk." But we can't help but feel it would be a bad thing for the world in ES ED i it WOWR 9C 0 _ Nany in narticular if on MA CA No e es o0 wefteral and: the le of Germany in 1 those nations which fought to rld _ the old : monarchs permit him to suceeed in his desires. 'ot o WR £ CCE CER TCOE C CCCR Ond . «. Should the calendar be changed so we'd have 13 months with a "ltap day" at the end of each year? Don't -- up your hands and ug it's foolish, for me prett learned men have been guring it out, men Wztwwd far more --study. to such a. proposition than anyone around Libertyville, and they declare that there is merit in --such a pro&)sll. t{n fact, there is an organization known. a&s the International Fixed Calen-- dar League, with hundreds of members scattered all Before the dishrag and washboard become entirely extinct, museums should lay in a few of them for the educations of future generations. If you didn't know it was rouge &u--hln-obaldfil'm so red you'd think the poor My advice to the woman. who doesn't know how to manage 'her husband or her children is to ask were burning up with fever. oo e gigadbe en lz oo 41 ut riiggih called a hearing and public gets what is called an earftull It's getting so you can tell when m come to a railroad crossing by. And the man who sends in mail orders for his mflmw ;'mwho is paying for pavements he wal'ks on to the post-- 1 havn't heard of any local wives wanting to be paid a salary but I do know they all like to be paid a lot of attention mt iingiiniinenemam m on > CC C000 0 Cl OOR CC T KEYSTONE PRINTING SERVICE, Publishers. Every married woman makes a pet of her husband. She ceither treats him like a lamb or a goatk. farmer friends in this community who havyn't made the grade and in-- vested in flivers When they cbme to town they need a place to hitch their horses. * * # So that they shouldn't feel slighted and--out of things after main street is cleared, somebody conceived the bright idea of putting the municipal hitching rail along the north edge of E FOUR WANTED--Two clerks with exper-- ::: in ."in'g general merchan-- n person. Liberty-- _ ille m:-t Store. -- 95--2t Succeeding the Waukegan Week!y Gazette : K& LONG Too Late to Classify wHAT WAS THE WAR FOR?! CHANGING THE _CALEN DAR of FRANK H. JUST, Editor. Aita Observations By MaAN ABOUT T OW N OF not, in ar two d over the world, and fiafi:fi advocating the ge. to a thirteen--month year 28 days in each f M only drawback is that their ealendar would have a Fri-- day 'the thirteenth in each one of the twelve months, and nine--tenths of &ow too : superstitiouns to take kindly to such an of thirteens, But out-- side this there wouldn't be so very much ' to complain about. Ifthe month started on Sunday,. every Sunda in the month would be the 1st, 8th, 15th and llnl{ Other week days would also be the same d%..lch PA Y COr: «= Aon't know what we'd .do 'with the odd \Z Vn worn ump®. m S T P month. But we don't know what we'd .do with the odd day in each year, unless we'd use it as a holiday for f\ivonde;'lnur why we didn't let the calendar alone in the rst place. ; 1 0u Ccan SUaFT; Wnn AG, AL, 244 A is o commngmene»a lt Autivege in 5> i aPegens N y 7 + nsm ENT v&ammmflkm.mw.w._'lmmum-d put in the same amount each week. -- hy Y .... No Fines, No Dues, No Red Tape--sim in®g i first deposit and o&mwmuhflhfl&mmwdm:m R Payments are due weekly or in advance, What the different Clubs amount to in 50 weeks: ' -- and Have Money Next Christmas, : +» 7 OUllnkMu i i-vbfiontom'-n.w?':dwhm dy.bw in our new Christmas Club. This'is the most popular plan ever for havi money next Christmas, and enables those of small means 'thase in maderate circumstances, and also business men, to lay aside money m,'thoqh-gd'luom-d also business men, to i2sy asiue muney by systematic deposits each week. * _ p You can start with 1¢, 2¢. 5¢, 10¢, and increase your deposit the same amount each INCREASING CLUB PLAN + In 5Oweeks You Have j 1c Club Dpuitipukzzt $12.75 5c Club P in Pocak ap $63.75 2¢ Club '.'rfi.'.::'.::;_xx $25.50 -- 10c Club bpatixiestit*xs $127.50 DECREASING CLUB PLAN You begin with the Largest payment and Decrease each week EVEN AMOUNT CLUB PLAN 285¢ Club <*"*42¢*" 50¢ Club "fl:f' $1 Club" '~a $2 Club c ocn oh. The First National Bank © Resources?: More Than a Halt Million Dollars ~---- *** Libertyvillie, Ilinois THE LAKE COUNTY In 50 weeks You Have iBg»= $12.50 $5 Club . "csf® $250.00 u'.i" $25.00 . $10 Club -- »z«*ts® . $500.00 «#® --$50.00 $20 Club Doi £0® -- $1,000,00 «ns $100.00 . "Special" Club for Any Amount Join Today--Everybody Welcome +A Fe Additional Liberty-- ville Items Mr.'and Mrs. Robert Sitz and family and Mr. and: Mrs. Henry Beiter »visited in Waukegan -- last He'll want a tie for Christmas, .J. B. Morse and Co. leads all others in nockma " On Tuesday evening December 4, the local American Legion held elec-- REGISTER, SATURDAY, 4% hoifi -- In Memoriam of Julia Schank In loving remembrance of our dearly beloved ~mother. who 'died three yars ago today, December 9, A shadow rests upon our home. We miss her smiling face, . Where /er we look, where 'er we turn We see her vacant place, . While on earth she did her best, Her heart was truly kind, . Her memory will be ever dear,> To those she left behind. : We loved her well, No tongue can tell, How much we loved her and.so well. P God loved her--too, : 'And thought it best,: To take her to his home of rest. Mrs, Jay Frudy hbhas geccepted a' position as teacher in "the Madden' school. ® DECEMBER 8# 1923 $1.00 The Ray "Iigp}!img S[fbfngnint Store "The For Youth or Old Age *--Her loving children. Lnefi. 1. Fnone J AARIPOR V J * XARKG Store Open Every Evening Until Christmas. Hark, the Herald An 8: 5193 It Came Upon the lifi:ibgh%ear. $1.50 Santa Claus Hides in the Phono-- _ 15058 graph. F $1.50 Christmas Morning at Clancey's Joz to the World. ' 20006 A € fldeles w58 5 5 '1'% The Gxfi that's--always welcome-- a BRUNSWICK Phonograph A Suggested Program for Christmas Day Music has no age. It is universal in its appeal.. So the wmmn'.mu"'cb & P _ -n_g-.__g_.h.-'...' DBrunswIck pnonogiage O ues "* T0 4 0s C uk samed perishable joys of music. 'Gay and light for youth, tender and . ages. _ Aauuwictphonmvioflmmflm'"'"'"' sical treagures of the world. 'The songs great concert and mm,mphfiudmmmmfi dance music of the famous orchestras; the rollicking songs of the stars of vaudeville. A new joy renewed with each new mmbfium»mmwmula- its attractions. We are showing over 00 models of Brunswick phonographs in exquisite console and cabinet styles. A wide variety to select perishable joys of music sn oquimmiat compons erle CAE Ee T o t d d P from. Come in and let us show them to you. Let us play for mmaq.mmngumm Hwa'm fl'NEUMONIA "BEATS DOWN HIS DEFENSE Roosevelt fought for, and was al-- ways a staunch republican. Co?k" death cf't;'l: son,. Andrew Cooke, -- after m a : Waukegan schoo} was named, was~<a~ great blow to him and one from which he never fully recovered. + Funeral services will be held at the home at 1:80 p. m. and at the . _Methodist'® church--at--2.--p.--m. Saturday. -- Pallbearers will 'be se-- lected from members of the Lake County Bar association. Judge R. K." Welch of Rockford has been ask-- ed 'to make the address. Interment will take place in a!day to call a meeting for vault at Oakwood which was built | ranging of the association for Mr. and Mrs. Cooke, following ence at the Cooke funeral. (Continued from Page One.) We will gladiy arrange terms of payment to suit $200.00 '!hhM sc'nd Cow;ty courts may be closed Saturday in of Attorney Cooke, who died Wn- nesday, it was declared Thurs. pend= ing final arrangements of the J ake County Bar association of which Mr. Cooke was a memhe*. The members of the bar will at-- tend the funeral in a body and this morning in an informal gathering at the courthouse.directed that the association -- remember _ the * aged member with a floral offering.~ Mrs. Cooke's death which occurred while she was travelling in Europe. COURTS TO CLOSE FOR FUNEBAL It was expected that Attorney Rollo Churchill, Grayslake, presid~ ent of the bar association in the county would be in Waukegan to-- day to call a meeting for the ar-- ranging of the association's pres-- O Little Town of Bethliechem The Infant Jesus _ Holy Night Silent Night -- * March of the Toys Naughty Marietta C 3