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THE COLBORNE EXPRESS, COLBORNE, ONT., SEPTEMBER 27, 1945 DECORATION DAY Rivalling the display of decorations that Hermann Goering used to spread across his ample front, is the collection of medals, crosses and ribbons worn by Russia's Marshal Zhukov at a recent review of Allied troops in Berlin. VOICE OF THE PEESS SURE CURE A California medico says that freezing a person will kill all disease germs he may be harboring. No doubt. It is also understood that decapitation will permanently cure dandruff. -- Kitchener Record. END OF THE PEDESTRIAN An automotive engineer says it willbe possible to turn corners at 40 miles an hour with the post-war ear. / If so, the extinction of the pedestrian is just around the corner. -- New York Sun. CAN'T BELIEVE HIM Hitler, boasting of being a vegetarian and teetotaler, is now revealed to have liked liver and kept a stock of liquor on hand. Why, the man must have been deceitful! -- Windsor Star. THE PEACEMAKER Blessed is the peacemaker who Is twice as tough and strong as the party to he pacified. -- Brandon Sun. A Different Way Of Looking At It An Englishman and an American were presented to the potentate of an eastern country. As the Oriental looked over the Englishman's passport, he said, "I see that you are a British subject." "I am sir,' said the Briton, swelling with pride. "And you,'" said the monarch, turning to the American, "are a subject of the United States." The American gazed at the ruler in amazement. "Subject, heck!" he exclaimed, "I own part of the United States." GET AFTER HEADACHE PAIN THIS WAY- ? Instantine Tablet brings FAST RELIEF! Next time you suffer from a simple headache, try the Instantine 1-lablet-way to prompt relief. You may be surprised at the speed with which 1 Instanlinetabletcanbringyoufastrelief. It generally takes only one Instantine tablet to start bringing welcome relief from headache pain. You see, these fast-acting, prescription-type tablets go to work almost immediately easing pain, lessening discomfort. Instantine's scientific combination of three proven medicinal ingredients works in these ways to bring relief: 1. Speedily ease the pain. 2. Prolong relief from pain. 3. Reduce "depression." Give mild, stimulating "lift." Try Instantine--chances are you will never again resort to slower-acting preparations for relief of simple pain. Remember Instantine, too, whenever you suffer from pains of neuralgia and " is. Your druggist has Instantine. instantine 12 Tablets 25c-about H a dose fast, fffecrtve Belief from Simple Pah No Hope of Homes For 5,000 Orphans A spokesman for the United Nations Relief and Rehabilitation Administration disclosed the existence of nearly 5,000 displaced orphans who have no place to go because they have reached the age of 16. They are in addition to nearly 3,000 under 16 in French, British and American zones! of occupation for whom homes are being found in France, Switzerland, Britain and elsewhere. These countries will receive only children of "adaptable age" -- under 16. "We have not been able to give them' any kind of hope," the spokesman said. Have You Heard? A country lad, observing a city fisherman on the bank of a stream, asked, "How many fish ya got, Mister?" "None, yet," was the reply. "That ain't bad," observed the boy. "There was a feller fished here for two weeks and he didn't get any more than you got In half She (reading sign over box office): "Oh, Phil, it says 'Entire Balcony, 25c." Phil: "Let's get it so we can be all alone." Bill: "I hear they have taken the early morning train off your route. Do you miss it?"-* John: "Not since they have taken it off!" 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Be sure you ask for GOLD MEDAL RUB OUT THAT COLD rriuNi; of mrZ HEMORRHOIDS 2 Special Remedies by the Makers of Mecca Ointment Mecca Pile Remedy No. 1 is for Preluding Bleeding Piles, and is sold in Tube, with pipe, for internal application. Price 76c. Mecca Pile Remedy No. 2 isfor External Itching Piles. SoU in Jar. and is for external use only. Price 50* Drier by number from your Druggist. RECONVERTED BRITISH AIRCRAFT CARRIER rf : record to her credit, British carrier HMS Implacable is ready to leave Sidney, 3 bring released prisoners home. The 30,000-ton vessel was launched by Queen Elizabeth in 1939. Her planes' first target was the Tirpitz. Play Santa Claus To Europe's Needy Millions- of men, v. children in' the over-ru: are today without the mos mentary articles of clothing, and blankets. The enemy everything they had, except they were actually wearing, today, the rags that remain a A call has gone out to the fortunate countries of the particularly the United State Canada, for serviceable used clothing to be sent immediately to these heroic, suffering people. Let your spare used clothing, for which you have no need, be your Christmas gift to the war-torn people of Europe and China. Give them to the National Clothing Collection for liberated countries, October 1-20. Blanket tid clothing for children, women and men are urgently needed in devastated war areas . . . WHAT CAN YOU SPARE THAT THEY CAN WEAR? Great Britain's Workless Nest Egg Britain's "workless nest egg"-- the unemployment fund--now totals more than $1,270,000,000. Just over $8,000,000 was paid out in unemployment benefits between March and June, as compared with close to $5,000,000 in the corresponding period in 1944. Contributions to the fund totaled more than $70,000,000 for the three months ending June, 1943.-- New York Times. Colossal Effort that speaks volumes for the British people, '.hat their Government spent a higher percentage ^of the war than did either the United States or Russia. It was a colossal effort, and one that reflects credit on the patriotism and devotion of the British people. -- Brantford Expositor HOTEL METfiOPQLE All Beautifully Furnished With Running Water. Rates: $1.50 up NIAGARA FALLS OPPOSITE C.N.R. STATION_ We recommend: FORBES YELLOWXNIFE GOLD MINES, LTD. (No Personal Liability) Bid 40, Ask 45 Circular on request Alliance Securities Telephone ELgin 4104-4105 AGENTS -- __ open. Sell $5 super chargt SONG POEMS are published publishers, c ms. Kr< e ItAIIY CHICKS fall and winter chicks. Did you get our Fall Service Bulletin? Bray Hatchery, 130 John N., Ham- '41 BUICK SEDAN tory Bonds, situated a : Club, Toronto 15. lucky ticket is drawn. 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