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[THE COLBORNE EXPRESS. COLBORNE, ONT., JUNE 29, 1944 FUNNY BUSINESS <AN ACTIVE WAS FOUND TO HAVE A HEART ACTION OF 3SO SJ-ATS P£*Z AA/WUT£, AND A HIBERNATING GROUNDS6JUIRREL ONLV . S£V£A/r££M 3^ATS. HAT DO THE LETTERS 5TAND FOR. FOLLOWING THESE NAMES? HtLO, TfT. /tf£X/COf D.f^. ,0-17 ANSWER; Territory ot Hawaii, Canal Zone, District Federal, NEXT: Whv Is Wisconsin known as the Badger SUie? SIDE GLANCES By Galbraith "What are you afraid of? We got a convoy, planes, amdl everything!" HEADS HOME FLEET Vice-Admiral Sir Henry R. Moore, R. JN., above, has been named commander of the British Home Fleet. A veteran of 44 years in fighting ships, Sir Henry, with temporary rank of Admiral, succeeds Admiral Sir Bruce Fraser. THE SPORTING THING _. BY LANG ARMSTRONG/ .- "Lookie, a buttercup!' "I'm putting a horseshoe in this one for luck!" By GLUT AS WILLIAMS I THE SPORTING THING -BY LANG ARMSTRONG -- , . ■■ WITH NOME OUT AMP IMMEDIATELY WHIRLS JUMPS UP ANDt»WN SHRIEKS; TO SECOND THE BASES FULL. AMD THROWS TO SHOUTING TO FIRST BASE- BASEMAN TO TOLD TELLS TEAM TO FIRST, TRYING To MAN TO PICK THE BALL THE BALL, NO,THROW SETTLE DOWN AND CATCH RUMMER UP AND THROW TO IT1C1™*), "0, RW ----UP IN THE OFF &ASE SECOND,HES STEALING, HIM DOWN.NO, THROW HURRY UP! 5CREAMS.L00K OUT, RUNS TOWARD BASE DROPS THROW, PICKS TELLS TEAM FOR I HE'S STEALING LINE.BELLOWIMG TO BALL UP, AND SEEING PITY'S SAKE TO 1 THIRD, HURRY UP, THROW IT TO HIM, RUNNER HEAD FOR STEADY DOWN N( THROW IT TO THIRD HE CAN TAG HIM HOME, HURLS IT, BALL AND NOT GET OUT GOING OVER BACKSTOP, RATTLED EVERYBODY SCORING: ^ . taw**, iw». *Th.fc« »r»Bcu, a,,_7-IO"*"*"8! "Now will you believe I heard a growl when we closed the cabin last fall?" FUNNY BUSINESS LIFE'S LIKE THAT "Leave it to Marge to stretch out the boy friend's furlough!" . . If you're fighting t stalling!!" POP--He was Dying for a Smoke By J. MILLAR WATT nrv the /^j^ in this camp f wants ,id^yf% smarten• mg . /T^^^y y <->P» sergeant : DURING tw& LAST RAID this man was SEEN TO pick up ANj5te*^ingend!arv' «^~jT bomb - f lie REG'LAR FELLERS--Profit Taking By GENE BYRNES / PINHEAD DUFFY, /OU SO f OUT ON THE PORCH, AND I PICK UP ALL YOUR TOXS V_, THIS INSTANT.' 1>S f/^GOSH'.' IF THERE'S ANYTHING / I HATE IT'S PICKIN' UP STUFF.'I ' GUESS EVERY Toy I OWN .A' IS OUT HEF f IF THIS WORKS NOT ONEY WILL THE TOYS BE PICKED UP BUT IU BE SITTIN'PRETTY.