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THE COLBORNE EXPRESS. COLBORNE, ONT., JULY 13, 1944 FUNNY BUSINESS LIFE'S LIKE THAT "The hired hand finally found a way to keep his hat from being switched off all the time!" SIDE GLANCES By Galbraith COPR. 1>*ti#Y N£A SERVICE. INC. "How comforting! They go to sleep at ball games, too!' THIS CURIOUS WORLD WISCONSIN tS KNOWN AS THE BAOGjB? STATE, NOT BECAUSE OF THE /ANIMAL'S PREVALENCE THEREt but BECAUSE OF THE WAY MEN WHO WENT THERE TO WORK IN EARLY TIMES SURVIVED THE FIRST WINTER. IN DUGOUTS'... BURROWED INTO THE GROUND LIKE CAMELS HAVE TONGUES so TOU&H THAT THEV CAN EAT PWCXIY PJrAQ. CACTUS/ low CAN VOU TAKE A PRIVATE BATH WHEN YOU'RE A SEROEANT ?{' ASA'S FLORENCE J. BARNASKEY, "He's been grounded for two days." By Roland Cof "Remember how you fellows laughed when I used to ask for a shave a couple of years ago? I brought this all the way from China so you could see it!" HERE'S YOUR AITOMARKET, MADAM, the gift of men who think of tomorrow MEAL PLANNING AND MEAL BUYING will be a cheer instead of a chore when groceries on wheels rush fresh foods to the housewife's door I Spotless, glass-roofed giant trailers, stopping in every block, will open up one side, creating platform and steps . .. and madam's grocery and meat market is ready for business. Housekeeping wm become a high and thrilling adventure when the time comes for turning airplanes back into refrigerators and kitchen sinks. You'll see food-mixers that almost "think", air conditioners that keep a house dust-free, and rugs cleaned in a jiffy by electronic "sweepers'. These and a score of other household "miracles" are being planned for you by men who think of tomorrow! • But only if we perform our appointed tasks today will there he a tam arrow to 'ook forward to. There is a war to win first! . . . • At no time in history have the people of a nation had so great a responsibility for the victory of their armies. It is everyone's war . . . everyone's job to keep up production, to cooperate in salvage and conservation programs, and above all, to help finance the war with their dollars by buying and keeping Victory Bonds and War Savings Certificates. <• Tomorrow is for us all! Let's work for it! Let us all be men who think of tomorrow! THE HOUSE OF SEAGRAM AH Seagram plants in Canada and the United States are engaged in the production of high-proof alcohol. High-proof Alcohol for Wa» is used in the manufacture of Smokeless Powder. Synthetic Rubber, Navigation Instruments and many other wartime products. HOLD EVERYTHING "Here's the mail, dear--an offer of a swell job from Blotz & Co., and your draft notice!" REG'LAR FELLERS--From Pup Tent to-- By GENE BYRNES win