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THE COLBORNE EXPRESS,! THURSDAY, JUNE 17th, 1937 THE COLBORNE EXPRESS, issued every Thursday morning by H. ~ Keyes. Subscription $2.00 annum in advance; $2.50 to TJ.S.A. Transient advertisements 12 c per line first insertion and 8 cents per line for jach additional insertion. Business cards not exceed mg one inch $7 per annum. Yearly contracts at uniform rates. Dr.W. PORTE MARSHALL, PhysiciAn and Surgeon, King Street, Colborne. Telephone 71. BR. E. J. GARFAT, Dentist, has taken over the office formerly occupied by Dr. Campbell, Fowler Block, Colborne, Ont. 37-81 GEO. A. GROVER, KG., Barrister & Solicitor, 371 Bay Street, Toronto. Phone Adelaide 3815. A. D. HALL, Barrister, Notary Public, ste. Office, King Street, residence, Division StreeL Colborne, Ontario. 116-34 __INSURANCE ft. E. R. WILSON, General Insuracne and Real Estate Agent, Money Loan at 5 to 6 per cent. Office Brunswick Block, Col Dome, Ontario, Phones--Office 10, residence 13. MARRIAGE LICENSES AUCTIONEERS S. E. ROBINSON EXPERIENCED GENERAL AUCTIONEER Colborne, Ontario Sales of Any Kind--Large or Small Conducted Anywhere REASONABLE RATES OSCAR C. MORGAN Auctioneer and Real Estate Broker BRIGHTON Sales conducted anywhere at reasonable rales. Several good farms for sale; also some valuable town property. P.O. Box 288. Phone 246. 38-6m NURSERY STOCK E. D. SMITH & SONS, LIMITED ! Established Over 50 Years Largest Ornamental Growers in Canada--Over 600 Acres Full Assortment of All Varieties at Present and Special Low Prices on Quantity Lots F. E. BARRY jlOtf Local Representative SLAB WOOD $3.50 per load Approximately 3 Cords SALEM MILL Phone 54rll T. EVERDEN Lumber for Sale Rough or Dressed Lumber, Pine Flooring and Clapboards Orders Delivered H. I. ALLEN Phone 33r3 Castleton Confidence and a Golf Ball By FRANK H. WILLIAMS. "Down in Hah-wah-ya, Where the lovin' is free, A red-headed girl Made a wreck out of me. And there never was a wreck Like the wreck she made t Dingm Mutton Uton, Colborne, enneth Mutton The voice that gave this thrilling sentiment wag deep and full. And the man from whom the voice came looked about as much like a wreck as a dreadnaught Just off the ways. He was somewhat over six feet in height, had a Jack Dempsey chest, a tanned face, blue eyes and engaging smile. His name was Howard Folwell. He was singing as he strode back and forth in the basement of the Riverside Country club waiting for his companions to array themselves in golf attire and Rally forth with him to whang the ball around the course for an hour or two. But though he sang and though he seemed carefree and happy there really was a cloud on Folwell's life. The cloud was the fact that Beatrice Jackson, holder of the women's championship at the Riverside club, scorned Ms advances and smiled sweetly upon Lem Wheeling, rival of T* HJI*11 i Folwell in love, in business and in lown Mill ton Just the evening before Beatrice iii b« nad told Folwell in no uncertain Starting June 1st, 1937 terms thar 8ne neveri never, never GRINDING 3 DAYS A WEEK i «°uld «™ for a man who 8ltced Ws drives and was a dub with a putter. The Up- AUCTIONEER and REAL ESTATE BROKER. The undersigned is an experienced auctioneer -- pays for the clerk, pays for the advertising, and guarantees a satisfactory sale or positively no pay. Sales conducted anywhere In the Province. Pure tred stock sales a specialty. Phone at my expense. ARNOLD POOLE, Castleton, Ontario. Phone No. 10r23. E. QUINN FUNERAL DIRECTOR Colborne - - Ontario Day or Night Calls Promptly Attended MOTOR HEARSE Phone 111 Colborne J. BLACKLOCK & SON Grafton Directors cf Funeral Services MOTOR HEARSE IN CONNECTION Oay or Night Calls Frcnptly Attended PHONE 38, GRAFTON M CRACKEN & McARTHUR FUNERAL DIRECTORS Day and Night Calls Promptly E6-36 Lice sed Em BRUNSWICK HOTEL ColbonM First-Class Meals arc /osommodatlon Slve us a cal when r Colborne i.. F. WOLFRAIM • Proprietor BUILDING MATERIAL Rough and Dressed Lumber, Flooring, Clapboards, etc CUSTOM SAWING W. W. MUTTON Colborne, R. R. 2 Phone--Castleton .. 9r3. Tinsmithing and Plumbing Complete L 8TOVES AND STOVE PIPES A plan. Call URNACES 1 ELBOWS - Easv Pay-4 get terms. A. B. MULHALL Ireland Block, King St., Colborne PHONE 162 The gross value of commodities produced on Canadian farms in 1936 is estimated at 81.061 624.000, an increase of $lli2,OS4,0(K) over, the estimate for 1935, but $373,695,000 less than in 1930. Gains w<re recorded in all the provinces in 1936 Tuesday Thursday Saturday FEEDS OF ALL KINDS AT CLOSE PRICES A trial will convince you J. F. Haynes & Son Phone 53f Which since he t DUNDONALD June 15th, Miss Doris Mutton, Colbornt guest of Mae Mutton, Friday. Miss Helen Waite spent the end with Miss Marga Mr. and Mrs. Erne guests of Shiloh relat | IMr. and Mrs. Cecil IV were guests of Mrs. on Thursday. Mr. and Mrs. Fish c ers spent Sunday wit W. S. MicDonakl. FYiends will regret to hear that Mxs. R. N. Packard is in very poor health this summer. Mj-s. C. Dudley has returned from a two weeks' visit at the home of her daughter, Mrs. Grosjean. A number of Dundonald young people spent Sunday evening with the Misses McCollough, Shiloh. Mr. and Mrs. Reginald Turk and son Gerald and daughter Adell spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Austin Eddy. Messrs. Gordoa Duunett and Garnet Mutton visited at the home of Mrs. George Dunnett, Brighton, on Friday. Mr. and Mrs. F. C. Chapman and family visited Mr. and Mrs. Harry Carter and Mr. and Mrs. Ernest Tur-ney on Sunday. On a motor trip to Kingston last week. Mrs. R. Stimers called on Dr. Latta, formerly a well-known physician of Colborne. Mr. and Mrs. Edgar Bush and Mr. j and Mrs. Ed. Dingman, Castleton, I spent Sunday with Mr. Archie Chapman and family. Mr. George Waite, Port Hope, ac-! compauied by a friend, visited at the j home of their sister, Mrs. Kenneth Mutton, on Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Keith Stimers and family and Mr. and Mrs. Manly Stimers and son Owen were guests of Mr. and Mrs. Will Thomas on Sunday. Rev A. Armstrong and Mrs. Ann-1 strong attended the Con-Albert College. Belleville, Thursday, June 10th. 1937, which they greatly --joyed. The neighbours .-ill be i terested to | So It wasn't surprising that Folwell, h6ar that w L Dlmnett who nas j ; In singing about the girl who had Deen re6i<jing with Bowmanville rela- ART1CLES FOR SALE__ WAGGON, good condition, for sale. Grant VanBlaricom, Colborne, R.R. No. 1. Phone Castleton 8rl3. jl7x made a wreck of his depth of feeling into the ditty that called forth groans and yelps from the assembled listeners. "Say, old top." exclaimed one of Folwell's friends. "If you put as much time and effort into trying to cut out your slice on your drive you'd be a Colborne whirlwind." "As a singer you're a wonderful golf player and as a golfist you're a knockout as a singer!" exclaimed another of BABY CARRIAGE WANTED--Apply Express Printing Office, Colborne. Phone 44. jj.7 DOMESTIC HELP WANTED EXPERIENCED WOMAN WANTED for genera] housework. One in the famiiy. Must be a good plain cook. References required. Apply, MRS. CHARLES LARKE. Colborne. m6 the i Whc-eupon Folwell turned toward the lockers with the intention of messing up things a bit with the playful maullngs of _ his two-ton paw, when through a window In the basement he saw Beatrice pass by with hated Lem Wheeling close beside her. At this sight wrath rose in Folwell's lieart. He saw red. He had an In* tense desire to-seize Lem by the,-of his fancy silk shirt and rend him asunder. And with this feeling governing bis actions, Folwell hurried,' from the basement out into the hot sun. LIVE STOCK FOR SALE SPAN OR MARES--1200 lb--quiet Beatrice, turning back toward the single or double, young and sound, clubhouse, saw Folwell scowling at Will sell either one. GEO. RUSAW, j Ber "Hello, Hod," she cried. "Watch is now at the home of his I daughter.* Mrs. Carson Hubfcs, Picton. Mr. Dunnett is in failing health. A fair sized crowd turned out to witness the third Softball game of the season between the Dundonald j and Indian River. The score at the | end of an exciting five innings -Indian River 12, Dundonald 7. Thel game was played at Dundonald. Friday evening, June llth, saw I Dundonald softball team back to i their old form when they won their j first game this season against Castleton, "the Invinicible." The game was' played at Dundonald. Score at the end of the seventh inning, 11-9. i DO YOU KNOW THAT nil ililv I Eden Woman's Association The monthly meeting of the Ed< W. A. was held Wednesday after of M ev.) Armstrong, al JThe meeting was opened by the President, Mrs. A. Eddy, with the usual devotional exercises and prayer led by Mrs. Armstrong. Final plans for the Annual Garden Party to be held Tuesday, June 29th, at the Parsonage, were made. Commttees were appointed for the Annual Strawberry Social to be held Colborne R.R.5. Friday HOUSE FOR SALE I this!" ] Gracefully efficiently, Beatrice ad- i „ ■■ dressed the ball and then socked It down the course for a good 200 yards. Folwell watched her sullenly. It 1 had been many a long day since he 1 hall. ning. June 26th, VALUABLE VILLAGE PROPERTY- Modern conveniences, $1600.00; also other propertes, both farm and residential, at sacrifice prices „ realize on mortgages and close out had made a 200-yard drive, estates These are all offered at1 "Now if I could only do as well as low prices to make quick sales.. that, or better," sighed Folwell to him-Appiy to A. D. HALL, Colborne. j aelf. "there'd be nothing to It; she'd Ontario.__»13tf be mine before the week's over. Bnt -~ | It can't be done--a dub like me can FOR SALE i never get good. I wish something ~-------| would happen, dawgone It 1" FARM of 100 acres, Township of j Perhaps Folwell's wish was respon-Cramahe, good buildings_and well Bible for it--who knows?--but at any Strong,, rete something did happen just a mo- at the home of Mrs. Howard Phi on Tuesday, June 15th. The progr; is to be prepared by Eden. The ling < ■ w. a: 8l7tf j FARMS TO RENT FARM TO RENT about one mile south of Colborne, on lakeshore, containing about eighty acres. Good buildings for summer and winter Late tenant, George Ives. Apply to G. E. R. Wilson, Colborne. d5tf POULTRY FOR SALE BARRED ROCK COCKERELS--A few choice, leg banded and blood tested by-O. A. C. experts, at $2.00 each. Not banded nor blood .ested, from R. O. B. stock, $1.50 each. Also Hatching Eggs and Baby Chicke from O. B. S. stock. ARNOLD POOLE, Castleton. Phone: Castleton 10r23. j28 W. S. BELL Jewellery Repaired Watches & Clocks Reasonable Still in the same place 1 Door East of P.O., Up Stairs Colborne QUEENS HOTEL COLBORNE Under New Management FIRST-CLASS ACCOMMODATIONS at Reasonable Rates GARAGE IN CONNECTION Local Agent for HILL, THE CLEANER, TRENTON FELIX J. MURPHY, Proprietor ment or so later, something which had a deep and lasting effect on Folwell's As Folwell stood gazing disconsolately after Beatrice and Lem, he became conscious of the fact that his favorite caddy was standing close to him, watching him with keen eyes. Contrary to the usual situation, tills caddy Idolized Folwell in spite of the letter's poor playing. Always the caddy prophesied a brilliant future for Folwell at the ancient game of golf, provided only he could get the proper amount of confidence in his own ability. Now the caddy came close and whispered to Folwell mysteriously. *Say, you can beat out that guy. 1 got the dope. My brother's an Inventor, see? He's invented a vacuum golf ball. It's almost as light as air. It'll go a mile if you hit it an easy swat. You use this ball. Show up this Wheeling guy. Win the dame. See?" "Huh?" gasped Folwell, in great astonishment. "You hold me--you hoid me!" exclaimed the caddy. "I'll tee It up for you. Then you hit it--just nice an' easy. Don't strain. Just watch it go. Nobody can stop It." The caddy's excitement and enthusiasm communicated themselves to Folwell. In intense hopefulness he watched the caddy tee the ball. Then he gripped his club loosely as the caddy straightened up. He heard the caddy yell "Fore" and saw Beatrice and Lem about 250 yards ahead of him turn and look and then laugh, ns though amused at the mere thought that he might drive that far. The caddy's confidence, the scon of Beatrice and Lem,- nerved Folwtf to a great effort. held Samons. Mae Mutton and Mrs. Earl Irwir accompanied by Mrs. W. Ohesterfieh at the piano, provided the only pre gramme with the duet, "Somebody' Praying for You." ■".)."<' Following the roll call lunch wa W. J. Onyon Sales & Service Phone 122 Colborne Used Cars You Can Trust 1--1933 Chev. Special Sedan, maroon duco....... 1--1931 Buick Model 68 Sedan, blue........ 1--1932 Dodge Sedan, new duco and tires.... $450 $450 1925 Chevrolet Sedan $25.00 1--1936 Chev. Standard Coach with trunk.......... $350 $625 W. J. ONYON COLBORNE Dundonald Y. P. U. , The weekly meeting of the Dundonald Y. P. U. was held Tuesday evening, June 15th, 1937, in Dundonald hall, with an attendance of 31. The meeting was opened by the President with the usual devotional exercises and the minutes of the last meeting. Our next meeting is in charge of the Christian Culture group. The hymn, "I Lay My Sins on Jesus," was sung. The meeting was then put in charge of Will Thomas, leader of the Citizenship group, who conducted the following programme: Topic, given by Grace Samson. "Music Appreciation." Selection by the orchestra. Humorous reading. Dorothy Oliver. Mouthorgan selection, Orland Drinkwalter. Contest, conducted by Will Thomas. The meeting closed with the hymn, "My Faith Looks Up to Thee" and the Mizzpah Benediction. Magazine Subscriptions We are Subscription Agents for all LEADING CANADIAN, ENGLISH AND AMERICAN PERIODICALS Also Foreign Ones most likely to be asked for GET OUR CLUBBING OFFERS ! Reduced Rates on Any Combination of Magazines THE EXPRESS Printing Office "Buy Empire Products and Support Your Home Town"