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THE EXPRESS, COLBORNE, ONTARIO, THURS., SEPTEMBER 9th, 1937 Classified Lvesrtisingr AGENTS WANTED ("■OOD PROFITS EVERY DAY SEL-ling our guaranteed hosiery. Plenty of repeat orders. Protected territory for producers. Clarion Company, Post Office 162, St. Catharines, Ont. SEND FOR FREE KIT COBIE'S, manufacturers for their own 24 city stores across Canada, want agents to become exclusive factory representatives. Men and women, earn big money! Sell Sobie's guaranteed Lingerie and fine Hosiery. Get into this profitable business now. Write today for free outfit. Sobie's Silk Shops, Department S.T. Farnham, Que. ARTIFICIAL LIMBS O ANGER STANDARD LIMB CO., " 126 Wellington Street West, Toronto. Improved light metal and willow artificial limbs without shoulder straps._ BARN ROOFING -- FENCE POSTS QUR DIRECT FACTORY PRICES v save you money on Supertite galvanized roofing, Superior steel Fence Posts and steel granary lining. Superior Products Limited, Sarnia, Ont. DOGS LIIGH CLASS SCOTCH, ENGLISH ** Collie Pups, natural born, low heelers, good watch dog. Males, two months, $3.60. 3 months $3.75. Females $2.00. Failures replaced free. Trained cattle dogs, trained fox, coon and deer hounds. Rapidyiew Kennels, Morris-tmrg, Ontario. FILMS AND PRINTS pNLARGEMENTS FREE WITH every 25 cent order. Roll films developed and eight prints 25 cents, reprints 3 cents each. Brightling, 29 Richmond Street East, Toronto. gPARKLING, HIGLOSS, DECKLE edged prints, three extra with each roll finished 25c. Twelve reprints 25c Delhanty's, Webbwood, Ont. DOLLS DEVELOPED; PRINTED, ^ one free enlargement 25c. Re-Hints 10 for 25c. Photo-Craft, 183% Cing St., E., Toronto. ROLLS DEVELOPED AND EIGHT prints with free enlargement, 25c. Reprints 3c each. Commercial Photo Service, Dept. B.. Outremont. Que. 25c ~ R0LL DEVEL0PED AND one deckle edge print of each. --Reprints 3c, 10 for 25c. One Free enlargement with each order 25c or more Snap-Y Photo Service, Box 72, Station K, Toronto._ FURNITURE SPECIAL OFFER Free delivery to nearest freight depot if you enclose this advertisement or present at our showrooms if shopping in Toronto. HUGE SALE OF TRADE-IN FURNITURE Every article completely reconditioned and sanitarily treated in Toronto's largest used furniture market. Special attention given to mail 6 95 Dressers, excellent condi- * tion, all finishes. 10 50 Singer <lrop ^ead Sewing * machine, perfect shape. 11.95 Kitcnen Cabinets, perfect shape, porcelain top. 7#Q5 3 and 4 burner Gas Stoves perfect condition. 14.50 Breakfast Room Suites, 6- pieces complete includes Buffet, several colors, enamel finish. 12.95 Bed 0utfits> walnut finish, all steel panel beds, way-sagless springs, brand new mattress. 19.50 3"Piece Chesterfield Suite, genuine French Jacquard covering, Marshall cushions, a snap. 29.00 3-P'ece Chesterfield Suite in heavy repp cover, used less than 1 year, reversible Marshall cushions, a dandy. 35.00 3"Piece Chesterfield Suite, covered, finest quality mohair, walnut, Marshall springs through out, reversible cushions, like new, really beautiful. 19.50 8"Piece solid oak Dining room Suite, buffet, table, and 6 leather seat chairs in perfect 59.00 M°dern 6-piece Bed-room Suite, large dresser, vanity with Venetian mirrors, chiffonier and full size bed with sagless spring and new mattress, completely refinished. 89.00 Beauti£ul 9-Pjece Solid walnut Dining-room Suite, large buffet, china cabinet, extension table, 6 leather upholstered chairs, cost new over $300, Completely refinished. 49 00 9"Piece walnut finished v Dining-room Suite, buffet, square extension table, china cabinet and 6 leather upholstered chairs, in perfect condition. Send money order for coi; ilete price of goods. Money back gaur-entee. LYONS CHESTERFIELD MFRS. Trade-in Department 478 Yonge Street, Toronto FUR FARMING OAISE MINK FOR PROFIT -- GET started right with Moss "Quetico" strain' mink--guaranteed stock. Write for full information, Moss Fur Farms, Limited (mink breeding specialists), Ontario. jy|INH with a proven pelt record, the same strain which averaged $36.50 in 1936 and'$41.50 in 1937, and that after the best hsKe been sold for breeders. O. Lee, Faust, Alberta. ELECTRIC WELDER The Trindl Electee Welder yyONDERFUL NEW INVENTION. Operates from 6-volt battery. Welds--Solders--Brazes. $4.50 delivered. R. H. Anderson, Lindsay, Ont__ LILY BULBS OLANT LILIES NOW -- ADD TO 1 brightness of your garden with Lilies from home-grown bulbs of reliable varieties. Also other perennial flowers--and fruit trees for northern gardens; all of the hardiest strains. Send for Autumn Catalogue with instructions for Lilies, etc. Arrival of all plants in good condition guaranteed. The Manitoba Hardy Plant Nursery, F. L. Skinner, Prop., Drop-more, Manitoba. MACHINERY line, and fuel oil engines and grinders. Also repairs for Brantford engines, pumps, windmills. J. A. Fellows & Co. Brantford, Ont. PANNING MILL (KLINE) SEED Grader, guaranteed increase crop. Write, Kline Mfr.. 121 Empress Cres., Toronto.__ MEDICAL CONSTIPATED?-- Immediate Relief--(money back guarantee.) Perfect (brand) Laxative Pills, 35c box, 3 boxes $1.00, Mail orders invited, Perfect Chemical, 460 Richmond W., Toronto._ MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS I EARN TO PLAY A SAXOPHONE, Trumpet, Trombone. Become a Musician. Send for Form for six days' Free Trial. Ten months' terms--no in terest. Literature free. Greene Music Company, 57 Queen St., East, Toronto. PERSONAL |£ING'S Own Scottish Borderers veterans desiring Berwick-upon-Tweed cards and re-union information. Send nasnes, address to Box 9 Room 421 Wilson Bldg., Toronto. gOOKS EVERY MARRIED COUPLE' .....' •'•r-se contemplating marriage short-1 rend. "Entering Marriage," 24 pages, postpaid, 15c. "Sex and Youth," 104 pages, postpaid, 25c. Our 20 page illustrated catalogue of books, drug supplies, and household novelties, free upon request. Supreme Specialty, 169 Yonge, Toronto. ARE YOU RUPTURED? RELIEF, Comfort, Positive Support with our advanced method. No elastic or understraps or steel. Write, Smith Manufacturing To p-r-t. 219. Preston, Ont. POULTRY AND EGGS ACT QUICKLY -- IF YOU WANT THESE PULLETS AT ROCK BOTTOM PRICES ^11 healthy birds from Government Approved bloodtested stock. Barred Rocks, White Leghorns, 6 weeks old 18c, 7 weeks 22c, 8 weeks 26c, 9 weeks 28c, 10 weeks 30c. Assorted breeds, 6 to 7 weeks old 17c, 8 to 10 weeks 20c. Super Quality 2c per pullet more. Write for prices on older pullets. Terms: Shipped C.O.D. anywhere, 100 per cent, live delivery guaranteed. BADEN ELECTRIC CHICK HATCHERY. Baden, Ontario. CEDARBROOK GAME FARM QFFERSj AFTER SEPTEMBER first, large, hardy young Ring-necks, all breeds fancy Pheasants, Wild Ducks, Geese, Wild Turkeys, hundred Ringneck breeders, non-related, imported stock. Write for price list- 240 Jarvis Street (Department C), Toronto. RADIO Amazing prices windchargers. power plants, accessories Marco 1243X Mc-Gee, Kansas City. Mo. \yANTED, CANADIAN STAMPS IN quantity. Best prices for accumulations and collections. Queen Stamp Co., Toronto. SALESMEN WANTED gALESMEN, EASY TO EARN $25.00 weekly. Sell shirts, pyjamas, made-to-measure. Dignified work. Every man interested. Write D. Stetson, Box 2110. Montreal. TELEVISION AND RADIO ENGINEERING TAUGHT PRACTI-cally. Motors, generators, armature winding, electrieal drafting, etc. Day and evening classes. Special correspondence course. Employment service guaranteed. Canadian School of Electricity, 282 Ontario West, Montreal. Same Couple Thrice Married and Divorced WORCESTER, Mass.--There was quite a bit of "maybe" about Mrs. Mae M. Hall. She divorced and married the same man three times within 10 years. Her first divorce was granted eight years ago. She remarried her former husband. In 1931 she was divorced, and two years later Hall again "popped" the question. Mrs. Hall says that the last time he married her for "spite" and she o ignorant that he doesn't know what he would do if he were in your place. Friend--"See that fellow giving imitations over there? What does he always remind you of?" Man--"The $10 I owe him." A free country is one that doesn't let any political or social group have things entirely its own way. Harris--"When the house-wrecker* tore down Brown's house they found a collar button he had lost twelve years ago." Kramer--"I'd think it would have been cheaper for him to have bought another collar button. A visitor at the Insane asylum was watching one of the inmates pushing a wheelbarrow upside down. Visitor--"That's not the way to push that thing. You've got it upside down." Lunatic--"Oh, have I? I used to push it the other way, and they jut bricks in It." There are people in every community that would get a monopoly on air if they could. Mrs. A.--"Jimmie has been in the third grade for two years. I worn how he will ever get aheai Mr. A.--"Don't know. If he wasn't born with one, he never will." We'd rather listen to the story on a public hanging than hear the det; of an unsuccessful speculation in '.'May every soul that touches Be it the slightest contact, Get therefrom some good, Some little grace, one kindly thoug' it, One aspiration yet unfelt, one bit courage For the darkening sky, one gleam faith To brace the thickening ills of Ii: e, One glimpse of brighter sky beyo id the gathering mist, To make this life worth while, And heaven a heritage." Mrs. Robert Katz telephoned h husband that she would call for h m at the office. Not finding him theie, she looked in at the barber's shop on the floor beneath. "Bob Katz here?" she asked. "No, madam," replied the indignant barber. "We certainly do not bob cats here." It is because there are so many fools in the world that the wise man its an occasional break. Mr. Wise was evidently not feeling the jolliest of moods. "Just look at that notice," he said, indicating the words "Post No Bills" on a blank wall, near the business section of his ' city. "What is the use of sticking that up there?" he continued. Why don't they put these things jn be right place?" "Where would you put it?" asked his friend. Over every letter box in the country," was the candid reply. No animal may go about after sundown without a tail light, in Berea, O., according to city ordinance. Wells Hadley, Stans; cad, Que. TIRES jyjENZIE'S USED TIRES $2.95 UP for Ford, Chevrolet, Plymouth Dodge, Buick, Oldsmobile, Packard, Cadillac and all other cars and trucks. Every tire guaranteed. 190 King West, Toronto. WATCH REPAIRS 30- YEARS' EXPERIENCE $1.00 rePlaces mainspring, jewel, cleaning, hands, crystals, dial repaired. Providing no parts missing. 2-years guarantee. Return postage paid. Formerly with Hamilton Watch Factory. American Swiss Watch Specialist Reg'd, Dept. W., 4313 Brebeuf, Montreal. New Rail Route In Selkirk Range Shortly to be Opened--Will Put An End to Loss of Lives on Dangerous Stretch of Track. DOWNIE, B.C.--As an aim to greater safety two and a half miles of railway line near this station high in the Selkirk Range of the Rocky Mountains is going to be abandoned this fall. Before the snow begins to fly trains will be travelling over a new route which is now Hearing completion. This new route is expected to cost the Canadian Pacific Railway more than $250,000--but they think it will be well worth it. For over that 2% mile stretch at least 22 lives have been lost in recent years and thousands of dollars have been spent in clearing away rock and snow slides and in repairing trackage damaged by them. The new track commences half a mile from Alberta Canyon Gorge, about 25 miles east of Revelstoke. At the gorge trains regularly stop to give passengers a chance to view the magnificent scenery and the 200-foot decline to the course of the small moun-tail stream. Where 17 Were Killed It was on the doomed stretch that 17 men were killed a year and a haft ago while they were clearing a snow cut. The tender of a railway engine broke away, hurtled into the cut, and smashed them like flies against the towering banks of snow. Single and double accidents have added the others to the toll. But now, the rumble of trucks -- the first heard in these mountain fastnesses--is paving the way for the new route, moving material for a huge "fill" at the west end. It is a far cry from the equipment used when the original route was built. Spurring the workmen to their tasks is Mervin "Red" Dutton, the famous hockey player who now manages New York Americans of the National League. Dutton Is one of the partners In the Winnipeg contracting firm (Dutton and Company) which nas charge of the work. Problem Child "Red," whose hockey club last year became the N.H.L.'s "problem child," has found plenty of difficulties to overcome--but he has proved a match for then) He has had to pitch his tenacity against the determination of the roaring Illecillewaet river, battle with the crumbling shale and tussle with the smaller mountain freshets that nibbled at his big fill. The huge expenditure is the second taken by the railway in a diversion to eliminate slide conditions. The first was the construction of the lengthy Connaught tunnel, a step that allowed the railway to skip the hazardous Rogers Pass route. On that stretch 67 men lost their lives on March 4, 1910. Primitive Diet Urged For Moderns NEW YORK-- Dr. Weston E. Price, Cleveland diet specialist, turning this week from two months' studying of Indians in Peru said modern civilization is slipping largi ly because people don't eat the right The specialist analyzed foods eaten by pure-blooded and half-breed Indians and said those who have retained their primitive manners of diet are splendid physical specimens while those who have gained the habits of Europeans have deteriorated physically and mentally. Poem Warns Long Speakers Used as Prank on Mayor of Wall-aceburg Who Takes Hint Maybe the following little four-line song, introduced last evening at Wall-aceburg at the testimonial banquet tendered to Donald Lamont, Canada's oldest active employee of the glass industry, is appropriate at election time: "Give us a speech, make it peach; Let it be brief brother, let it be bright. But be a sport, and cut it short; Tomorrow we work, we must sleep tonight." Set to the tune of "Here Comes the Bride," this little songlet was first used just prior to calling on Mayor U. Dickerson, who appreciated the joke on himself. The song is a com-ion of Song-Leader Harold Frost, so well was it received that subsequent speakers of the evening will be greeted by it, and guided by it.-- Windsor Daily Star. Modern Bagpipe Music The initiative is being taken by a well-known London Highlander and exponent of the bagpipes to interest enthusiasts for the pipes in the publication of modern bagpipe compositions. Many new piping tunes are composed by pipers in all parts of ^England as well as Scotland, but they are not published or collected and made available to exponents of the pipes generally. The Scottish Piping Society of London has many members who compose original tunes, and they exchange them among J SLICED VERY THIN By Sixbits 'No Matter^ How Thin You Slice It -- It's Still Boloney* What seems to be the crying need in sports circles at the moment would seem to be some sort of a school or educational course for box-fight judges and referees so that there could be a little more close harmony in their decisions. When, in an important tangle like the Farr-Louis affair you find the referee scoring only two rounds for the Welshman, while other alleged experts gave him as many as six or seven, it would certainly seem as if they hadn't all learned out of the same beok. We don't think that Farr won the fight--his own manager's admission that Louis had been the better being pretty conclusive; but if Clem McCarthy's vision doesn't need plenty of sharpening, it certainly was a whole lot closer than any thirteen to two. However, Mr. Farr did real well for himself--much better than was expected by anybody excepting, possibly, himself. He is in a similar position to the lucky gent who fell down the se-.ver and came up with a gold watch and chain; and if he only watches his step does not need to worry about ever having to go back to the mines or the tent shows either. If Tommy only packed a wallop in keeping with his moxie and fighting spirit he would be champion of the world right now and they would probably be trying to prove that he was really an Irisher, as~ seems to be the custom when a new charapion is crowned; although, as far as we know, nobody has yet tried to claim that Joe Louis has any Harp blood for some reason or other. But Farr seems to lack that old lethal larrup wth either fist, which seems a pity, although it is perhaps too much to expect real perfection from any mortal. Like the ancient one about the two street sweepers who were standing talking about one of their former confreres who had recently passed on to his reward. " 'Tis certainly a pity. He sure used "He did that," replied the other. "And yet, do you know, I sometimes thought that Mike's technique was just a bit faulty around he lamp-posts." As far as the great election brawl is concerned--well, the general feeling seems to be to echo the one President Roosevelt borrowed from the Immortal William--"a plague on both your houses." It's too hot and there are too many other things to worry about for most people to bother their heads over an election which nobody can see any real reason for holding; and the electors appear to be taking the atttude of strict impartiality shown by the dame who was watching her husband fighting a bead. "Go it husband--go it b'ar." But from the financial statistics being published and broadcast by both sides it would seem as if there was still a lot of truth in the old saying, "Figures don't lie--but some liars certainly do figure." members of their own society. It has not yet reached the stage when it can afford the funds to print new pipe music, a list of the compositions set in the last few years in this country would make up many volumes. Many of the marches and other tunes are dedicated to individuals, and are only heard at the Scottish Society gatherings from the composer himself. It is felt that modern music ought to be given in competitions at Highland gatherings in preference to the older tunes. -- Edinburgh Scotsman. Postcard Delivery Took 26 Years BRANTFORD, Ont-- A postcard mailed here 26 years ago was delivered in Cleveland two weeks ago, ac- TRENCH'S REMEDIES Issue No. 37--'37 cording to Mrs. Charles Norris, of Brantford. There was no indication on the card why it was delayed so long. The card was addressed to Mrs. W. C. Penfold, Cleveland, who died foui years ago. An alert postman recalled the dead woman had a daughter residing in the city. The card finally was delivered to Mrs. Julius Eastman. Veteran Locomotive Valuable GANANOQUE, Ont.--The 55-year-old locomotive of the Thousand Islands Railway Company has been soid to a Kingston firm for scrap, Number 44--cut of commission foi several years--will be dismantled where she stands and carried ignom-inously to Kingston by truck. POULTRY RAISERS Check ROUP (Bronchial Flu) With a Few Drops of M