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THE COLBORNE EXPRESS, COLBORNE, ONT., OCTOBER 7th, 1937 AGENTS WANTED A CENTS--TO SELL MEN'S NECK-ties. 100 per cent, profit. • Write for free samples and catalogue. Hue gatroyd Agencies, Yonge St. Arcade, Toronto. newal list supplied. Good commission. Write Canadian Magazine, 347 Adelaide St. West, Toronto. M [EN, WOMEN, ALL AGES, MAKE oney spare time in home, experi-c unnecessary. Write Business As-iates, Chatham, Ontario STOREKEEPERS! AGENTS! TRAD-^ ers! Write for free Price List of amazing bargains in drygoods. General Outfitters Reg'd, Box 965, Mont- rite M. Sliedel. Box 473, Mimico, Ont ANALYTICAL CHEMIST ARTIFICIAL LIMBS BARN ROOFING -- FENCE POSTS QUR DIRECT FACTORY PRICES save you money on Supertite galvanized roofing. Superior steel Fence Posts and steel granary lining. Superior Products Limited, Sarnia, Ont. BUILDING WRECKERS VS7E WILL BUY OLD OR CON-demned buildings to wreck. Greenwood House Wreckers, 440 Greenwood Ave., Toronto. Pheasants Eye (Poet's Narcissus), fragrant, white, late. Evangeline, fragrant, white, fluted yellow chalice cup, mid-season. All field run bulbs, as dug, $1 per 1,00.0. Canadian Pacific Bulb Gardens, Duncan, Vancouver Island. BUSINESS BROKERS A TTENTION! ANY BUSINESS, anywhere, sold quickly, confidentially for cash. Consolidated Business Brokers, 24 Bloor West, Toronto. CARPETS RE-WOVEN INTO RUGS QLD CARPETS WOVEN INTO RE-v versible Rugs. Write for price list. ~" ning Co., Toronto 4. for prospectus. 961 Bloor FURNITURE LYONS' USED FURNITURE BARGAINS Great savings in our Furniture Trade-in Department. Our low prices have made this department the largest and most popular in Toronto. Just a few of the hundreds of specials are listed here. If you don't see what you want advertised come in or write, Lyons are sure to have it and at the lowest price in town. Every piece of furniture is sanitarily treated and completely refinished to look like new. $59 00 Beautiful American walnut * bedroom suite, large chiff- robe, full length triple mirror vanity and full size 4-poster bed with sagless spring. Completely refinished. Cost new over 5200.00. tfJOl Cn Walnut finish dresser, in <p£.l.«Jl/ perfect condition, with full size steel bed to match, sagless spring and brand new all-felt mattress. d>1Q en Solid oak dining-room «p 1suiteSj iarge buffet, extension tables and 6 leather upholstered chairs, in peifect condition. Your choice of golden or fumed oak. <CfiQ flfi Beautiful solid walnut din-•POtf.UU ing-room suite, large buffet, twin pedestal extension table, china cabinet and 6 chairs upholstered in genuine leather. A really fine suite and looks brand new; completely refinished. Cost originally about $300.00. •R4.7 OO Eight-piece, 2-tone walnut «p**/ .W finjgn Q-in.jng.room suite -- Queen Ann design; large buffet, extension table and 6 chairs upholstered in genuine leather. Completely refin- GAQ Afl Luxurious 3-piece chester-"r^"',uu field suite (unclaimed). -- This suite has been rebuilt and recovered in a very attractive brand new brown repp; has Marshall reversible spring cushions and is a real bargain at this price. Originally cost $175.00, is exactly like new. #9Q CA Full length chesterfield and two roomy chairs to match, upholstered in a novelty repp with reversible Marshall cushions and show-wood walnut frame; completely re-conditioned and dry cleaned. «JOC nf| Large Chesterfield with «pj«J.W tWQ b.g Cnairs, covered In a French Jacquard Taupe shade; completely re-built and thoroughly dry cleaned. Large assortment of Kitchen Cabinets, Sewing Machines, Gas Stoves, Library Tables, Beds, Spring Mattresses, Odd Dressers, Chiffoniers, Studio Couches, etc., at amazingly low prices. TRADE-IN DEPT. LYONS' BEDDING AND UPHOLSTERING CO. Save 40%. Buy Direct from Factory 478 YONGE ST. TORONTO FILMS AND PRINTS CHRISTMAS CARDS FROM YOUR favourite negatives, 12 for 75c; 3 for 25c. Complete with envelopes. Sample, lOr. Brightling, 29 Richmond KSOLLS DEVELOPED AND EIGHT yERO PRICES, EXPERT WORK. Roll with free enlargement 25c. Trevanna Studios, 93 Niagara Street, St. Catharines, Ont. - FUK FARMING ipiNE DARK EASTERN MINK from foundation stock and high kit production; correspondence invited. Maple Leaf Mink Ranch, Blenheim. Ont. JOINER MINKERY, KINGSVILLE Ont., offers for sale Quebec, Lab- OAISE MINK FOR PROFIT -- GET started right with Moss "Quetico" strain mink--guaranteed stock. Write for full information, Moss Fur Farms, Limited (mink breeding specialists), Sapawe. Ontario._ GAMES pOR FALL AND WINTER PARTIES Ten entirely new and original brain-teaser games, in attractive book-!et form, assorted to suit all tastes and occasions, 35 cents, postpaid anywhere. Canadian-American Novelties, 122 Wellington Street West, Toronto. GLASS EYES QLASS EYES, $4.50 EACH. THOUS-ands to choose from. Twelve sent to select from. Satisfaction guaranteed. Pitman Optical House, Vancou- GREAT SALE USED PIANOS /""ORIGINALLY COSTING WHEN ^ new up to $800., good makes, beautiful walnut, mahogany and golden oak cabinets, in real good condition, tuned, including piano benches; bargain prices, $39.50, $49.50, $59.50. Ideal for homes, schools, churches. Write for our bargain price list. Sovereign's Sales, 2418B Dufferin St., Toronto. HELP WANTED yOUNG MEN AND WOMEN--POSI-' tions more easily secured if you train for Telegrapher or Stenographer. Become stenographer in ten weeks-notes written in English. Typewriter supplied. Self-teaching machine loaned with telegraphy. Inexpensive. What course interests you? Write Ca^san Systems, Toronto._ LILY BULBS DLANT LILIES NOW -- ADD TO brightness of your garden with Lilies from home-grown bulbs of reliable varieties. Also other perennial flowers--and fruit trees for northern gardens; all of the hardiest strains. Send for Autumn Catalogue with instructions for Lilies, etc. Arrival of all plants in good condition guaranteed. The Manitoba Hardy Plant Nursery, F. L. Skinner. Prop., Drop-more, Manitoba. _ MACHINERY DEBUILT FARM MACHINERY AND trucks composed of: Grain choppers 8" to 15"; Gas engines 1% to 14 h.p.; Tractors 8 x 16 to 25 x 40 h.p.; Power units 26 h.p. up; Ensilage cutters; 21 Trucks from ^-ton up. We pay spot cash for old tractors. Write or see us. Hanna's International Sales & Service, MacDonnell St., Guelph, Ontario. MEDICAL PONSTIPATED?--IMMEDIATE RE-lief (Money back guarantee). Perfect (brand) Laxative Pills, 35c box, 3 boxes $1.00. Mail orders invited. Perfect Chemical, 460 Richmond W., Toronto. lieved with Humes Ointment; clean, safe and sure. Send 40 cents for one ounce jar, Humes Medicine Co., Ottawa, Canada. gTOP SUFFERING, HAVE YOU itching, burning, scalding, wet or dry skin trouble. If so, use the guaranteed Inch Eczema Remedy. Write Inch Drug Company, 1130 Weston Rd., Toronto. Sold from coast to coast-One Dollar prepaid. ■I A- BRINGS you 6 issues of Herbal 1VC Health Magazine, a marvellous guide to better health and zestful living. Acclaimed by 20,000 Canadians. Interesting. Story of herbs 'in the life of the American Indians by John R. Cressy, Herbal Specialist. Formulas for common ailments. Frank discussions of symptoms, causes and treatments. Dietary Hints. Questions and Answers. Every issue of this wonderful mazagine contains valuable coupons saving you up to one dollar on purchases of herbal preparations. Send ten cents to Teepee News, 1536 Dun-W.. Toronto. MEN WANTED WANTED -- AMBITIOUS MEN, 18 years or over, to learn detective work. Big pay. Reward* Interesting home-study course. Free information. Write to Morris L. Julien, Box 25, Station T., Montreal. Free From Sciatica Fo? 35 Years In Perfect Health at 73 -- , Thanks to Kruschen Thirty-five years a~o this septuagenarian was helpless with sciatica. Then he hoard of Kruschen. Since that day, he has enjoyed perfect health. Here is his remarkable story: "Thirty-five years ago I had a severe attack of sciatica and could scarcely ::iove for about six weeks. Then I -farted taking Kruschen--about half-a-teaspconful every morning in hot water. In a few weeks I got rid of* the awful pain in my hips. I have never had to consult a doctor since, and am still in perfect health at 73 years of age, which I can only attribute to taking Kruschen Salts every ■ni;\?: -T.A. Most people grow old long before their time M&use they neglect one vital need of health--the need of internal cleanliness. Eventually, they start the healthy Kruschen habit. Then, probably for the first time in their lives, they start getting rid, every day, of all waste matter from the system. The result is renewed health and vigour. Ailments due to clogged systems vanish, youth returns, and life becomes really worth living. MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS I EARN TO PLAY A SAXOPHONE Trumpet, Trombone. Become a Musician. Send for Form for six days' Free Trial. Ten months' terms--no in terest. Literature free. Greene Music Company. 57 Queen St.. East. Toronto. MISCELLANEOUS pounds Virginia Leaf Cigarette Tobacco $2.00. Postpaid with flavoring. Natural Leaf Tobacco Co.. Leamington, Ont. 1 C JEWEL WATCHES ONLY $5.95. Send us picture of any man's lady's wrist watch, sold anywhere up to $15.00. We will closely duplicate it for $5.95 with written guarantee. Wilson's Watch Company, 357 St. Catherine West, Montreal. «/E GUARANTEE YOUR FIT WITH V" best quality, latest style suit or winter overcoat (slightly used), regular to $60.00 for $6 to $12. Fall coats, regular to $35.00 for $4 to $8. Suit coats, $2, $2.50, $3. New trousers, in tweeds, serges and worsteds, $1.25, $1.75, $2.25, $2.95. Postpaid. State measurements, colours, style, age. Satisfaction guaranteed or money refunded. Send money order--Ruskin & Co., Peterboro, Ont. _ PATENT ATTORNEY PERSONALS A MAN'S TONIC--MEN'S FRIEND (For men only), 50 pllla $2.00-- directions enclosed; mail orders postpaid. Hygienic Laboratories, 460 Richmond St. W., Toronto. Phone WA. 2448.____ REMNANTS CREE!--70 QUILTING PATTERNS! Giant washfast remnants! "Makes five quilts" Cottons! Prints; $1.00 "Collect". Sample bundle, 25c. Refund guarantee! Maritime Textiles, 8049 Degaspe, Montreal._ TIRES Dodge, Buick, Oldsmobile, Packard, Cadillac and all other cars and trucks. Every tire guaranteed. 190 King West, Toronto. _ _ WATCH REPAIRS 30 YEARS' EXPERIENCE 81 AQ replaces mainspring, jewel, * cleaning, hands, crystals, dial repaired. Providing no parts missing. 2-years guarantee. Return postage paid. Formerly with Hamilton Watch Factory. American Swiss Watch Specialist Reg'd, Dept. W.. 4313 Brebeuf. Montreal. Short Hair Vogue Returns to Favor Pompadours, Clusters of Curls, But Sleek In Back NEW YORK, -- From the assistant director of the American Hair Design Institute, returning on the Conte de Savoia, comes the news that practically every chic woman in Paris, London, and Vienna is wearing her hair short and sleek on the back of the neck. Indeed, these American styles are largely responsible for the vogues of short hair, because they created a furore among the European women, who insisted that" their hairdressers copy these styles. So prepare to sacrifice the shoulder length curls that were your last season's pride and joy, and move them to the top of your head,, where, in the form of pompadours, clusters, waves and bangs, they will duplicate the onward and upward movement of your mad new hats, and make you younger, smarter and more romantic while doing so. Fifty-two nations have adopted a resolution condemning Japan's aerial bombardments of Chinese cities and towns in which thousands of civilians met a horrible death. The League's Advisory Committee on Far Eastern Affairs brought in the resolution, declaring that there is "no excuse" for the kombfhgs. a wise storekeeper who knows /ill sell: . irtist who was spending a holi-11 village entered the :,:cre and asked if they carried camel hair brushes. "No sir, we don't," replied the shopkeeper. "Y'see. sir." added, in an apoiogetieal manner, "we never have no call for 'em. Nobody in these keep camels." In a desire to cut down expenses, a man will take his wife to a $1.50 dinner and stay away from a $2.00 dinner, entirely forgetting that in either event his wife will spend $2.00 to have her hair fixed on the day of the occasion. Neighbor-- What makes you look at me like that, young man? Junior--I thought you were in the hospital. Neighbor ■-- What ever gave you that idea? Junior--I heard Daddy tell Mummy that you had been shooting off your mouth again. One of the nicest things about living in a small town is that people drop in to see you even when they don't want anything. A father wrote to his son at college--I'm sending you the $10 in addition to your regular allowance as you requested in your last letter; but I must again draw attention to your incorrect spelling; "$10" is written with one nought, not two. Mr. Y--Doesn't it annoy you that the Scotch family living in the flat above dance every night? Mrs. Z--Oh no, when we want to stop them, we turn off the radio. Woman Customer--Do you return the money when an article isn't satisfactory ? Merchant -- That depends on the article. Customer--This is a book. Merchant--What was wrong with Customer--I didn't like the w ended. ray it Statistics show that more men embezzle money in order to gamble and drink than for any other reason . . . Aiid most women who get touchy yond their means. Teacher--Now, Johnny, can you name a place in Alaska ? Johnny--No 'm. Teacher--That's right; Nome. Good for you! Next! Another way to make home happy is to say nothing about the spots that get on the table-cloth. They will always wash out, while the memory of unkind words sometimes won't. Crawford--So you can't understand why your boy in college flunked in all the foreign languages? Crabshaw--No, it's a mystery to me. He picked up all the college yells in no time. Friend--Tell me, sir. Who was braver than Lancelot, wiser than Socrates, more honest than Lincoln, wittier than Mark Twain, and more handsome than Apollo? Mr. Wise--My wife's first husband, Wife (trying on new fall hats) -- Do you like this one turned down? Hubby--How much is it? Wife--Twelve dollars. Hubby--Yes, turn it down. Plumber (arriving late)-- Well, Happy Husband-- Not so bad, while we were waiting for you I taught my wife to swim. There is a disposition for the man who works in the mass today, to prize equality in income above everything else. It can be had, all right. But it always winds up with equality with those who have the least, rather than with those who have a bit more. Wife--John, is it true that money talks? Husband--So they say, dear. Wiie--Well, I wish you'd leave me a little to talk to during the day. I get so lonely. SLICED VEfiY THIN By Sixbits 'No Matter How Thin You Slice It -- It's Still Boloney' Some seven hundred lovers of the thoroughbreds selected Easter Hatter as the first half of Tuesday's Daily Double at beautiful Woodbine but only three of them were prescient enough to hook opto Lotta Welles and snag the sum of $1818 which the combination paid; which, may we be forgiven, is a lotta dough. However, without having been present and making the statement only from memory of such happenings, we know that there were about six hundred and ninety seven of the balance who were on their way to the wicket to take Lotta Welles when along came some false friend and steered them on a dead one. jucii For such Is horse-racing, a pastime where you will hear n 3r alibis than in any other sport we are acquainted with. TRENCH'S REMEDIES In fact the sad tales you hear around the horse bazaars are heartrending, and they are no place for a guy with ready sympathies. Wo will never forget, for instance, the look of horror on certain's man's pan one afternoon out to Long Branch. This chap was blessed with a wife who was much opposed to the sport of kings, and who used to fry him in very hot grease for wasting so much time and money attending and playing the steeds. However, this particular afternoon, she says to him like this: "Well, if you have to go to those silly horse races, bet this two dollars for me on Soandso. I have a dream last night and in this dream I see Soandso winning all by himself." So the guy says, "Thanks, pettie," and sinks the deucer away, saying to himself that it might come in very handy because he. personally, was about half out of money right then. Of course such silliness as wasting the two dollars betting on his wife's hunch never entered his mind, because Soandso was the rankest kind of an outsider, In fact many experts thought that Soandso should be forced to pay admission to the track. Anyway, this expression of frozen horror we spoke about was on this guy's dial right after Soandso romped home on the front end, and the poor fellow was picturing to himself his darling wife standing at the doorway of their little domicile expecting him to hand over $127.80, that was the amount of the payoff. We just disremember -- in fact we don't know if we ever heard -- exactly how he managed to wiggle out of this terrible predicament, but we know that for a long time after he was a much chastened man, and was heard to state often and passionately that if somebody asked him to be.t on the off horse pulling the track harrow to beat Man O' War he wouldn't even think of holding the wager, but would make the utmost haste to go and shove it in at the mutuel window. We recall a somewhat similar occurrence, when a friend of ours is handed -- before starting for Thorncliffe, -- a parley, said parley starting on a steed which is running in the first heat, with all proceeds, if any, going on one in the fifth. But on his way to the track this fellow gets delayed, stopping to split a quart of gin, or some such, with a sick friend; so he arrives after the first race is in the bag, and is much annoyed -- as you may suspect -- when he takes a peek at the board and sees that the first horse of the parley has won at odds of 80 to 1 or thereabouts. To make matters even worse, the horse in the fifth race looks like the cinch of the day, in fact he looks like such a standout that the lads promptly bet him down to two to five or worse. And many are surprised, when the race is run, to see another horse come down in the last fifty yards and nip this good thing right on the wire. But we are not among-those so surprised, because we are standing right alongside this fellow as they are running, and he is not rooting, he is praying. And the prayers he is saying are just about the most fervent and heartfelt we ever heard on any race-track, or anywhere else for that matter. Roosevelt Talk Banned In Central America COLON, Panama--President F. D. Roosevelt's criticism of dictators in his Constitution Day speech has met with no response from tropical fuehrers in Central America and it is unlikely that their subjects will hear of the speech because Government censorship does not permit its publication. Lately in El Salvador and neighboring republics, except Costa Rica, editorials favor tho dictatorial form of government as absurd and nonexistent. The only defence of democracy has been made by the Diario de Hoy of San Salvador and that incurred the wrath of the Fascist Criterio, which calls democratic government and its press Communistic. The Seven Georges When George Goodman, 18, of Milwaukee, Wis., ran afoul of the law, he also ran into a few name-George Raabe and George Legge, detectives, arrested him. Desk Sergt. George Heidelberg booked him, George A. Bowman, deputy district attorney, issued a warrant charging him with the theft of 150 pounds o' lead. Judge George E. Page bound him over for trial and Jailer George Schneck led him to his cell. It almost gave George the willies, EXPECTANT MOTHERS YEOMEN who suffer periodically, who may have sideache or those about to become mothers, will find Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription a dependable tonic. Read what of 279 Palmer St., "Before the arrival of Issue No. 41--'37