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Their Excellencies the Governor-General and Lady Tweedsmuir will make their official vice-regal visit, now fixed tradition, on Monday evening, November 22nd. On the following day His Excellency will informally spend 3 hours at the Fair in a general inspection of the live stock and other exhibits in its eighteen sub-divisions. ; "Regal and Imperial Year," the Winter Fair is dedicated in loyal trib-to their Majesties on their coronation. Special trophies and ribbons carry a memento of the historic event while the decorative scheme for the Royal Coliseum will be in keeping ith the idea. Five army officers' teams, those of Belgium, France, Irish Free State, Holland, and the United States, have been invited through the customary diplomatic channels to compete with Canadian Army Officers. SLICED VERY THIN By Sixbits "No Matter How Thin You Slice It -- It's Still Boloney'1 it is some years since \,e attended any horse raccj--i>U if we could only find the same bed of 1'our-leaf clovers that Argonauts must have grazed in prior to their game with the Montreal Indians we think we might desert our well-ventilated perch on top of the Yavrity Stadium grandstand this Saturday and go out and take in the last day at Dufferin. Not that the Scullers didn't exhibit a whole lot of nice feetball between fumbles--but with the same kind of luck that they had in recovering loose balls we think we could run a seven horse par-ay and come home with at least half of the Dufferin grandstand. their Montreal • something to have got none ;n's Park; and Boom in Jaffas Five years ago, the export of Jaf-_.. oranges from Palestine was comparatively small-- about 3,700,000 boxes a year. But since then production has gone up by leaps and bounds, and it is estimated that the total export figure by 1940 will be than 20,000,000 boxes. PERSONAL But if the Indians got few if any of the breaks fellow-townsmen--although maybe it 'is lese majeste call McGill team fellows of a rude city outfit--seem the worst of it in their tangle with the lads from Q\ it must have been fairly painful for Warren Stevens--tne man wno first showed Canadians the true possibilities of the forward pass-to see a game snatched clean out of their grasp by means of that very same play, twice repeated. From this distance we are not going to try second-guessing the officials in charge of that game in Montreal; althougn, if the newspaper accounts we read of that affair were not somewhat screwey, the decision that gave McGill that winning touch would seem to be slightly that way. We will say, however, that no matter what the rights and wrongs of the case, the Varsity pass defence must have slipped very badly to allow those Montreal heavers to sink home those money passes, especially when they must have known that they were coming. And we hope their faces were properly rosy in the dressing r«nm the game. As we used to say up country when we were a dog bites me once, shame on him; but if the same pooch takes a at me twice--shame on me. Which--now we come to think of it--might be very well applied to the stock-market situation as well as to football. Like what another old-time horse-player remarked to us when we ran across him the other morning. Walking down Bay Street we took a gander into one of those broker offices, and saw there a flock of citizens, their eyes glued on the changing figures on the odds-board, or whatever you call it, and their expressions that were by no means pleased or happy. l after ■ -if a "Give a look," says oi high finance--those are th and me goofy for betting • friend. "See all those people engaged in : same kind of folks that used to call you in horses and shooting dice and the like." However, every man to his own favorite poison; and if you have the bug for gambling in your system--whether you call it that or some politer name--it is pretty hard to eradicate. We read a piece recently which said that race followers, down New Jersey way, are finding it difficult to see sufficient white horses out the race-tram windows on the way to the track to make betting on their number very interesting. We can recall when that used to be a very favorite way of passing the time when going to the races. 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