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THE COLBORNE EXPRESS, COLBORNE, ONT., THURSDAY, OCTOBER 13, 1927 TH1M9 WATERY BLOOD Col. Rattray Head j ALWAYS DANGEROUS SoIdiers* Board Wonders Never Cesse If Not Corrected Serious Results Sure to Follow. In no trouble Is delay or neglect imore dangerous than in anaemia-- thin, watery blood. It is very who a in young girls and In persons | ) overworked or confined with- Manitoba Provincial Polic Officer Succeeds Major Barnett Ottawa.--Col. J. G. Rattray, < Winnipeg, Man., former head of the Manitoba Provincial Police, has been appointed head of the Soldiers' Set- tlement ] filling the in doors. . It makes its approach in! caused °y the resignation of Major so stealthy a manner that it is often \ Jonn Barnett. The Board now oper-well developed before the trouble is i ates in connection with the Land Set recognized. tlement Branch of the Immigration But taken in time the tonic treat-1 Department, and, apart from adminls-ment through the use of Dr. Wil- tering the Soldiers' Land System, al-. liams' Pink Pills is as certain as any- 80 has considerable to do with the thing can be. Miss Teresa Heafey, | location of immigrants under the Bm-Dunraven, Que., is one of the many Plre Settlement plan, anaemic sufferers who has found health through the use of this medicine. She says:--I cannot express too warmly my thanks for what Dr. (Williams' Pink Pills have done for jme. I was suffering from a badly run-down condition. I was very jvous, had little desire for food, and (would feel tired out at the least jtion. In this condition I began taking ODr. Williams' Pink Pills* and before useing them very long found my health gradually improving, and uer their continued use was < nletely restored. For this reasc [earnestly advise all weak girls to take these pills, feeling sure that they will do for others what they did for me." ' Send your name and address to The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brock-,ville, Ont., and they will mail you free' a useful little book on "Building Up the Blood." The pills can be obtained through any druggist or by mail at 50 cents a box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. Basis of Marriage Westminster Gazette (Ind. Lib.): (Women are sometimes inclined t» scorn the need for protection, and the independence of modern woman may have given an enormous impetus to this attitude. The basis of marriage in companionship may, too, have been affected a little by the fact that we are presented with an increasing number of substitutes for social life. But the man who says that a motor-car is a better investment than a wife, and a woman who professes to believe that a business post offers a safer protection than a husband, are usually the first to contradict their views by their actions. Istar--Shark Hunter "Shark-infested seas." . . To the ordinary man the words have an om-inoais sound, but to Dr. Ehrenreich, the man who has equipped the yacht Istar for the strange trade of shark hunting, they mean oil, glue, isinglass, leather, pigments, a silky fibre which is said to be stronger than silk, the strongest of all poisons, Poison G, and numerous other products. Dr. Ehrenreich carries on his ship a whole staff of chemists, who treat the fish so that a few hours after the catch the by-products are all ready for marketing and the skin is dried, tanned, dyed and turned into leather. Hitherto, according to the doctor, it has been found impossible to make leather except in the form of shagreen from the shark's rough skin because of the grains or denture with "Do you consider it a moral wrong which it is encrusted, but now he has to cheat a lawyer" asked Bellamby, solved the problem of removing them!who was always looking for a chance id making a beautiful, pliable and to start a discussion. "No," replied useful leather. In fact, he has found i Wilkins, whose specialty was worldly way of turning every bit of the [wisdom, "but I consider it an lmpos-catch except the hard scales to some ,slbllity." practical purpose. After long tests we are convinced Aluminum is the best container for tea. RED ROSE XEAis^oodtef Now packed only in Aluminum, SAUSAGES FLYING ON ICE Apparently a paradox, nevertheless true; one of the wonders demonstrated at the Radio World's Fair at the New Madison Square Garden, N.Y. A radio wave passing through the ice caused the heat. At present the Istar--she lies in Thames--does not appear too ready to part with all her secrets, but when the methods used aboard this first floating shark factory become r_____ 'dely known others will doubtless in the chase. Already we foresee the doom of the hound of the se Canadian Ice Cream Made for West Indies Halifax, N.S.--The marketing of ice cream manufactured in Halifax, for the consumption of people of the Bri-Marrlage remains the tish West Indies, is one of the latei best of man's inventions, ho many people believe the inventor to have been a The Young Scamp. Manufacturer--"How did my carry on the business while I 1 Manager--"Oh, he carried on right, but he forgot the business." The better the quality of the tea you use the more important it is that the container should be the very best. By careful tests it has been proven that Aluminum is the best container yet found for tea--and Red Rose Tea is packed only in Aluminum--the finest package ever used for tea. 6T developments of the Canada-West In-dh* trade, so it was learned here recently. The ice cream is sent in bricks to Bermuda, and is shipped in liquid form as far south as British Guiana. For the latter market It is put in tins, hermetically sealed, and kept at an even cool temperature in the cooling rooms of the Canada-West India ships, particularly those of the Canadian Government Merchant Marine. It is believed there is almost an unlimited market for such Nova Sco-tian products In the British West Indies, and when developed, will be a great aid to the development of the dairy industry of Nova Scotia. The aviators seem to nave' contributed a new and more uplifting mean-the word "hops." FLU (Jbr the Hathroom- EDDYS jSUvy Toilet Tissue NAVY TISSUE is soft and absorbent and, like all Eddy tissues, is manufactured under the most exacting sanitary conditions. Each roll of Those Difficult Pronouns. Child (after hearing a friend say that she is going to Miami)--"Betty is going to Heraml." Mother--"No, dear, to Miami." Child, patiently--"Oh, all right then --to Yourami." Start Right In. Tramp--"Can I cut your grass for Lady of the House--"Yes, my poor an. But you needn't bother cutting ; you may eat it right off the ground." A Queer Apology. The teacher, turning around, found two small sisters fighting. Teacher--"Now, Vera, kiss Jessie and apologize for hitting her." Vera kissed her. Teacher--"Now apologize." Vera (after a silence)--"I'm sorry I had to kiss you." It Looked Like One. My sister teaches school in Cromwell. She teaches the first and second grades. One day one of her first-graders was reading aloud, and she came to this sentence: "Where are you going?" Now she had never seen a question mark before, so she said: "Where are you going, little button- A Gentle Rebuke. While little Robert was visiUng a neighbor, a huckster called, trying to sell her some apples. Although she did not want to buy them, he insisted on giving her one. As soon as the man had gone, she gave Robert an apple from a basket she already had. He ate silently for a few minutes, and then he said, "Miss Brown, you're just like me; I always keep the best for myself, too." The Large Party.. was just leaving the li rushed up and shout-minute; there a party aboard." backed in again and walked on board and sat down. After five minutes of waiting >tain went across to him and if the party would be much longer. "What party?" asked the man. "The party of fifty you spoke about." party! I'm fifty BABY'S OWN TABLETS ALWAYS IN THE HOME Once a mother has used Baby't Own Tablets for her little ones she always keeps a supply on hand, foi the first trial convinces her there is nothing to equal them in keeping children well. The Tablets are a mild but thorough laxative which regulate the bowels and sweeten the stomach, thus driving out constipation and indigestion, colds and simple fevers, and making teething easier. Concerning them, Mrs. Saluste Pelletier, Dumas, Que., writes:--"I have used Baby's Own Tablets for the past ten years and am never without them the house. They have always given the greatest satisfaction and I gladly recommend them to alf mothers of little ones.." The Tablets are sold by medicine dealers or direct by mail at 25 cents a box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. i^^MisterrHelp!" Rumania's Madcap Monarch Nearly Carried into Sea by His Monster Kite ROYAL ~RUNAWAY Song Eliminated By Circus Clown -- _ u Skit on Mussolini Nearly Causes Diolomatic Break Sarajevo, Bosnia, Jugo Slavia--This little town of fateful name nearly witnessed a sudden diplomatic incident between Italy and Jugo Slavia when a circus clown here, amidst uproarious laughter, sang a song ridiculing Premier Mussolini. The Italian Consul in the town lodged an indignant protest with the Jugo Slavian authorities, declaring that if the offending clown was not punished, Italy would take suitable measures to insure the dignity of its Premier. Alarmed at the vehemence of the Italian official's complaint and fearing reverberations from Rome, the local officials ordered the circus to leave town immediately. It did so, and the clown is now singing in a neighboring town, minus"his skit on Mussolini. Mlnard's Liniment "for Lumbago. Classified Advertisements MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS. LTR A PHONIC GRAMOPHONE, selections $165.00 for $56.o.j. i, ;e<J. Poisson, 340 Mount-Koyal . YARNS--MACHINE & HAND KNITTING--"Old Tyme," "All Wool," "Silk and Wool," S5c a pound up, delivered. Samples free. stockinR & Yarn Shops, Department E. Orillia Ont. aims $2.00 G Simply sell 50 Sets of Our Famous DEAFNESS HEAD NOISES Relieved by , . LEONARD y EAU OIL ^ At All Druggists. Pri Folder about "DEAFNESS" ». 0. IE0MR0. Inc„ 70 Flflil < Starting All Over. Little Mary Ruth, age four, had been trying to learn to tell time. After worrying over it awhile she wenf out in the yard to play. Soon a play mate came to play with her. "How old are you, Goldie?" she asfc ed. "I'm twelve," was the reply. "My goodness! Next year you will have to be one again." _ Constanza, Rumania.--While Robert M. Patterson, Charge D'Affaires of the American Legation in Ru-ia, was motoring along a smooth beach on the Black Sea here he heard : for help from a small, half-naked boy flying a huge kite which was carried so high by the wind that it threatened to pull the youngster into the sea. The frightened urchin was 5-year-old King Michael, who, despite his elevation to the throne, cares more abont kites than kingdoms. Theonly raiment the juvenile sovereign wore was a pair of tiny trunks. "Hey, mister, help me! I'm losing my kite," cried the young king, like any Canadian kiddie. "Come quick or I may be dragged into the water." Mr. Patterson, who has known King Michael from babyhood, stopped bis motor and rushed to rescue the frightened king and his kite. Taking the thick cord from the blistered hands of the barefooted, tousled-hair- ] ed monarch,, he pulled in the huge kite, which was twice the size of | Michael and required all his strength. "Don't tell my mother," admonish- ] ed the anxious Michael. "She will kill e. She doesn't know I'm out." Mr. Patterson placed the "mischiev- \ is -Mickey" in his automobile and drove to Princess Helen For 100 bushels of wheat-- That's about all the trip costs, and that's why thousands of people go to the Old Country for the Holidays-- an unforgettable pleasure. Are you going ? The Anchor-Donaldson Steamer V Letitia " leaves Montreal fcr Scotland on November 2 6th. The Cunarder "Ausonia" leaves Montreal November 25th for the Channel Ports. Special Christmas sailings from Halifax for the second week in December will enable you to arrive in plenty of time for plum puddings and haggis, bagpipes and pantomimes. Round Trip from $155.00 up; everything included. Children half fare. Your Steamship Agent will make all arrangements. *y CANADIAN* SERVICE' 'Donaldson i the. DRAGGING-DOWN PAINS RELIEVED Woman Suffered Nearly a Year. Lydia E. 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