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Illnnaopolll trades assembly. the other day. all a commune to (he nuor to protest union the manner In Ihkh the poo: o! the city wen be» In and (at. Bun Hop. 0! Dayton. 0.. hu 1 non II Chum. who bu mastered the m of mils: arm-orb And he will bring him to Dayton and am a factory. Tom In: Just finished I new 10â€"min nllrood. nd a loo-mile toad In All- bnm and nun-lump] bu Just been commenced. ‘ Cincinnati labor unions have begun million {or morning and evening :- oent ctr lures. The plate [his Hide tn the Indian- cu belt I. reported very much In- proved. A Springfield, 0., arm has shipped a large order of pump. to Russia. Minneapolis printer. have enublhhed I prlnlen' club room. They figure out in Missouri that the wicked Mississippi Valley will be thor- oughly reformed by A. D. 2959. by which time it will all have caved into the Father of Waters. A man in Henderson, Ky.. sends conscience money to a local capitalist with this note: "Honesty Is the best policy. This 20 cents is for stealing rides on the ole mule care." And when a traveler in the Alps goes mountain climbing without a guide. to save money, and his family have to pay wages {or a week of Sun- days I‘or funeral expenses. A Chicago man calls his dog Lame Conclusion because he has a broken And when a tramp reaches a certain fly town In England, to get no beer money, but as much bread as he wants to at on the premises. It in one of "mm when a young mIlI'I bum breaks down and another (allow has to take his am home. This happened to a Kennebec man. W!!! nun. : mu. ”and“ i6; ITIHO OP INTERIST. LIFE‘S LITTLE IRONIES. LABOR NOTES. mmMMIMh mammalian-Inac- Una-magma Mmmnhmmflm 'hhly,hom.uuneohyocmlo muhnmmvmln mm melded-optimum“ feat My 3011"“ M tho hm num- unflumnoutleflohmmh M I'm-CO ml cum II“? mmmmmumuum tumu- Wino m. a wall It Iulhuen. Ana, the taunt-lure 'u taken at urin- m At 1100 (at tho unr- mctu ml 1“ m it; at m magnum. mat-humus! do" tho mm- m an heron. of l dealt to «my "nu-two hi. 1'» Ruth Met-Holm- m that m «any at 1,500 um um initialed humaneâ€"every bout, what In [man the nun: out can mvuahhlnfllmthan‘ nummxmumum mihmhlammhaum himflhhcluumfldunld uni-mm .Mdlo m: the mommuwtummm lean: 'm may. Adm mmpmolmuknbync «canomwkluwmmtlmh mmmydmm An In“. Inn-ml no- a. nu” “(Denominations-mule u-e. huntkmwlyomh mu rapidly ”In to I. I «mm A an... loo... False soda, lack. the an, and other object. um tint-ind Ivy the Ancient m, but an gum shoved 01! they henna! II a tells him an nova) lamâ€"Rev. F. labile. 'I'IonrymmllnllsbIlIm. “no“ I”. III-what rat-hm. I I’m In». A mm mm um makflhllynlrluhnmndoo tho ”a“. clan by m noun. In n ur- ml at not. which lulu! ur‘ II munc- for I Idler. Til. MI M will I null nupw «In. nnuo- loco. III in love not. Mn:- II I MN. “fine. of I on“: m a. nil um (I. cpl-Io.- ‘ Ind 31 magi. bran viriI. This um: truly in and m umml ml. maul-g the he. (I be young and : Innocent. loath: It a. work! beyond with man!“ cm The oldomne useful mm of gathering «be nods Ind front. mill; m veil m comfort Ibly Inn“ :1. ha. III has quite am Iny with. Instead, I: h Illowu' In bang loose and MI. M 'u.‘ Inc. '0 could no at who. mm mm to "0'! allow to ho but u: ml this; Ho took no tau-hr tarball will you on M- tor Ibo-In Ill-III. and tho m an In sum II. a loulcollo.‘ l "We started In" the horns: the :pmol that. were heard u we touched the 10¢ table. the hon.- were me. tho llam- "I. out In the cabin. and who I. lot but It '1' donned. We In"! not Into lb. Iom and heady mvkdoaaphuotbrovnuw Ill rim": ‘I told 10' an N thou you up. Nolan to: In" tho 82,000. You nll o! lam with NI. but no don’: 1m “About the time It new dark there were wand. ot honed boot. and our lpy Inbound up the Don: 'He'll rlde up Ill I'll go out and so. 'Im "3' stop '11:». He won‘t come In. 'cnuu than two other. with ‘Im. thn yo’ an hear tum pinto! nhou yo' know WI '11:». G“ 70' «non In’ lnrmn' 'lm.‘ "We were a little auspicious. but not 3 clone watch upon the mm. m was no! out of our light except when he went to feed the bones. “ ‘Yo'uns all go up yander In the lot! an' icon I sharp look out. When he comes jump right down an' comer 'lm Inddent. T-Io me. too, {or my hide wouldn't. be vonh dine“ a! they had any use he won given avay.’ ' "After a little span-lug a deal was made with the fellow. who took us to I house {or supper, where he said Nel- son land an engagement to come that ulght. We watched the Informer and carelully kept our weapons ready for " 'Thar's a teller named 'Cap' Nelson byar, an’ that's reward: (or 111:, El yo“ all will brlnz some men hyar I'll go lnlven.’ “Our leader dismounted and the man said, cautiously: “ 'Goln' to Albany 7' he lnqulred. “‘Yes.’ . “Wall. I reckon I kin do yo'uns name good 1111' make an honea’ dollar: he remarked. ‘One of y0' all jess an down an' come hyar.’ "We left Point Burnside," he said, "and stopped the first night in Monti- cello. starting early the next morning for Boston mountain, near which Nei- eon was known to live. As we rode up the narrow bridle path-Aha: is the easiest way to the top 01‘ the mountain â€"a mountaineer met us. I!" n lmehinor Counted a low-I'd (”lend [or all Capture. "Cap" Nelson in n moonshiner whose Itlne in Clinton county. Kentucky. have never been found. The revenue om: oer- hnve endeavored (or years to catch him. but the nearest they ever euc- oeeded was about twa your- ego. the details of which raid were told 3 Wash- ington Star reporter by Tim) Arnold. one of the deputies who accompanied the pone. " 'Howdy. strangers.’ he sold. " ‘Howdy.’ we answered. POPULAR ICIINCI. CAUOH I' THE OFFICERS. mm. l mmmmam they a clan-am- on how] u ordin- upon her. ad arm 3 ion: clue no- on!“ In forum: in ca slander. [I should be am, however. that Mora m- enry object that might in the lam exam mlclon, such a hornet. Inn: and unmou- had been thrown up munch-twin”: mumm- tut trip was In the autumn of 1873. when Illa Mt Kingston. 11mm, with one hundred Ind uventy-avo volun- teers nd a complete umnmt. and mod hot helm mm. the Cam and. Her captain. Jonah m. was a nu" of Louisiana. and and been 1mm mm for the «reunion. Her m for the m purl were New- !‘mm and were unaware of the ob- }cct of the expedition. Unfortunately u «may :0 her machinery obliged the Vii-chum to uni unvom shel- m ta'tho labor at Kingston, Junie... I «In which “need to [m the 8p..- n‘h “(hernia on her truck. and when no lag“ hegnmd m the Spanish : aide-wheel Inn stunner. wn DI?- eluod in New York In 1870 by the can revolutionary mun. gnd m and for the tun-van of am: And an» muons to the man 0! Cum. She was uttered a an American vmel, how- ever. and continued to fly the sun and “lined up. II a folio-n: m ml. SPANISH SOLDIERS BLOWING OFF inteth hy the majority or readers. The pictures will bring home to them at a glance the extreme barbarity of Spain's methods of warfare. and will Justily the denunciations hunched jsninst that retrograde nation, in the highest legislative council of this country; for it is hardly to he eup- pomd that the bloodthirsty htdalgo has undergone any change of heart In the past twenty rare. In fact, there are reasons to believe that, it anything. the practices of the present authorl- ties in Cuba even enrmee i‘or renne- ment of cruelty the dark deeds 0! their predecessors of the seventies! AFTER THE SHOOTING OF THE CREW or THE “186181138" ~NEOROFS OF THE CHAIN-GANG TUIIBLINO THE DEAD Boom 0F VICTIMS INTO HULMARTS.~mnk mun "Imam Romper. December 20. 1811. THE HEADS 09 uEunEih'Ji THE "vmcmws" cnzw. I'hl Story o! the Virginia- lunuu u fold In lallo’a Non-pupa: o! it“ lurâ€" Duly flopped When Our lul- hon m to Boul- The story 0! tha‘lfifihflm briefly HOW SPA!" 1'RBATBD HER LIB- ERTY-LOVING SUBJECTS. BUTCHERIES OF 1873. 'on this ma from Frank Len- He'c "lusts-awed Newspaper of the year 1873. mu:- tuning the hon-Ibis mnmcre of the crew or the Ameri- can steamer Vir- ginlus. will in viewed with a and reproduction this page referring to the can and 3mm: "calm It or I shall apen are." Tho smut apnin did to. Then the govâ€" mmt a! Spain was coupon“ to "club. In W m in]. who were then ensued in a simiinr button. in lreinnd. The Spanish gov- ernor alerted to current events in behind and was about to carry out rm nwini work when n United States crui- Ier steamed into port with deehn‘ciear- ed for action. The guns were at once trained on the city and a requen sent to themernor that the remainder oi the Virginia: prisoners be surrendered :within hnii Ill hour The request west promptly compiled with. The Ameri-: can vice Admiral then sent word mine I oflcern oi the Tornado that they should are n niote of apology as the American war ship steamed out oi port. This they refuted to do until ordered by superior authority. They were then ohm the American flag. which was Quoted from the main mast. "This in manor authority." said our aim-er. \ernor propoeed to repeat day by day *untll the leet men of the two hundred odd prleoaere o! the Virginia: had been done to death! But on Nov. 5. a low hour-- before the time fixed for the third orgy M Mood. a British war-ehlp. the Niche, empeered In the harbor. and her mtetn promptly :ntormed the governor that he would tolerate no fur- ther bloodshed until the matter had been referred to the home authorities wouuded into on. Indlmnguishablo And than Mirrors the Spannb gov. Hero I quote an eye-wttneu' de~ scrlptlon: “The ad procmlon halts when It In: nrrlved at the place at doom, no tom- . hollow square wlth the victims In the mldet. The line 0! ooldlerl halt the slaughter-house than open- and the prloonerl are placed on the can or the trench or moat. hneeltnl llld bound. but not blindtold- ed, and having their face. turned to the wall. The clergy. utter having con- veyed to tho ’mlaerahle Iluners' thclr Muter'l manage or ‘l’onco on' earth and good It!" toward: mon.’ and haw In. recommendt-d tholr soul: to that mercy In another r;t.l'l.l crate-d to them In thle one. retlm to the center of the ‘Iquaro. when they take their place heltdo the colonel and the mlmcntal Ital. The commodlnz oak-er alt-co the tat-l also-l hy roving his ”rout. tho men an. Ind the wretched object. o! Spatula hate and \enaeaueo toll headlong Into the Ihallor trench. some and. tom dylu. Ind other-I wounded. hot all". Then come- tho cmvntnl burhorltyâ€"o company a! nrtlllcry. all now kept In "nerve. gallop. ton-rd and crushes. with tho lame and heavy wheel. at tho "no. dylu. dad, and Ht being impracticable io execute the ’entire body of priscners It one time. the unfortunate: were divided into batches. and on the morning of Nov. 4th the first one, consisting of Captain Fry and thirty-six of his crew. many 01’ them being boys in their teens. marched in solemn procession from the Juii to the slaughter house halt a mile nway. to nu victims to the vin- dictive into or the Spanish tyrant. j ». The ordinary procedure under simi- lar circumltaucee. when evidence of wrong-doing was as alight as in the present case, would have been to un- dertahe a thorough and painstaking judicial examination. Governor Bur- rtel. of Santiago. thought otherwise. and so did his adherents. the Spanish ‘ Volunteers. On Nov. 2 a drum-head court-martial was convened on board the Tornado. and the tour leaders or the expedition. Generals W. A. C. Ryan. at New York. Jesus dei Sol. Bernnhe Varona and Pedro Ceepedel, brother of the president or the Cuban jrepublic, were condemned to death on the charge of piracy. The sentence was carried into eflect the following morning. Hardly had the smoke cleared from above the corpses of these four lovers of liberty when in second court-martial assembled to try the rank and file of the expedition. includ- ing the captain and crew ot the Vir- ginlus. Here again the charge was piracy on the high seas. and again the same awful sentence was pronounced. tun Ind been load. In arm-n waters. the Totnndo towed her prize to San- tiuo do Cuba. arriving there the (ol- lowln: any, NOV. 1. la the spring of the year the dead leaves of pump" gran dry, tail to the ground and curl up like shavings iron 3 carpenter's beach. A correspondent of an Bull-h plpfl' memlone a robin whlclz had accidentally gotten one of these pieces curled so tightly atounl lie neck‘ilm it could not teen and m timed to ninth. Bird: that employ hlll' In the bulld- In of their nene come to grief In ell-Inge wan. A gentlemen who pos- sessed several cons noticed 1 small bird entangled In the (an of one at his cons It had evidently been on a search for hair and ma become ensnared Cases 0! him getting their rec! en~ tangled In wool or arms are well known and death usually ensues I! hu- man help I- not lot-incoming. A poor lIme chamn was found dead neat Epsom wIIh It: lower mandible so firmly Imbedded In the the" of t beech- nm (but It had been unabIe Io. on!» cute II and had died of narvnnon. A hen phmut was observed by a ,xpommun to In flying around and gamnnd In a 'IId manner. 0!: being shot It was dIocovered to have a large oak Inf Impaled upon It: beak In such I way u to totally obscure Its Halon. ‘ Herons sometimes choke themselves by attempting to “Inflow large "one. An older duck has been killed by u- tempting to swallow n toad. A king- fisher was once found which could no: fly on account of having a ymng pike stock In In throat. Some hunters re- moved the M and the Mn! new away mhufl. An Irish haltmallsi once oburvm I dumlln acting In a very curious manner on the seashore. The bird would alighl men fly a short distance. [hen slight min. violently shaking It: had. A round lump appeared ("toned to m but. It turned out that the bird hat: innocently “tempted to Investigate a each). which u had found open. The shell hm closed on m bl". STRANGE ACCIDENTS TO BIRDS smithâ€"Thar: a tact. He never hor- rowod less than a dollar from me yet. TM wnm M 3mm lowsâ€"Black la n llboral fellow. "0 new: the: things by halves. ' “fr; rpdnewâ€"Tho Vnnnr colon: olon'r bet-one her.--Phll-delphla Ruonl. sound hunch-t. Mrs. Tour-So you're going to and your «hunter to \anoynn. Why not Vega”, - ' «I -. . “nebula-n. A _ To In on Ametlcnn In to Inflow. In America Ind "In American people. To In Ill American I. to have an abiding mm in the (man and In the destiny of AMHCI. To be In American I- to Inn I high com-«puma 0! win: “In great country “3on be. Iml following out that Ideal hulkâ€"Rev. John H. much. to him to look Into "I driver. Ila pulled on; I hon-y menu. which. when opened. In found to cont-tn 3!.- 100 In [old cola. The hair- nro [mm mm up our llll unoxpocml Iddl- mm to (he use“ Ind all the turnuuro In Min notched for not. nounâ€"Inâ€" dianapolis Non. . Several days ago Henry Radon-41d. a grocer, died. lenvlnl a small stock 0! ‘zoodl. The goods were sold for the ‘bcnem of the family and upprauern were called In to a: the ulna of each place. Tho Ink Im all but uni-had when l rickety old :ablo wu «Ir-"ed on! Io have 3 mln and upon u. WM: much mlulvlnu u to whelher It wa- not III oven-Iluluon. lh'o ublo was untied al 10 «nu. Herman Mutmln. lh- appraiser, in about to put the ta- bla but In tho corner when It occurred by (ho xoverngnout for péiulona will be mid to northern veteruuu living In the math. in I dispatch published recently, giv- ing an account of the movements oi immigrants from the went to Alabama. it was stated that at present about 87.- 500.000 of federal pension money is paid out in the south unnnnlly and that it is estimated that 815,000,000 will be paid out next year. I! this estimate should‘ not prove erroneous it allot-d: good ground {or saying that the time in not distant when hail the money disbuncd Colonies ol Voter-no Ruling In a Mild- or Climate. The time may not he distant when a third, and perhaps hall, or the pension money paid out by the government will be distributed in the south, says the Savannah (Ga.) News. The movement of members of the Grand Army of the Republic, particularly of those who re- ceive pensions. to the southern states ls now so large as to attract general attention, and it is steadily growing in ; volume. The reason of this is that the old soldiers of the north suffer from the elfects of wounds received or dis- eases contracted in the war. and are anxious to pass their declining years in n milder climate. The long and se- vere northern winters are thinning their ranks rapidly. They believe they would live longer and have better health in the south. That is why so many 0! them are settling in North Carolina, Georgia. Alabama. lorida. Mississippi, Louisiana and Texas. , No oncology. however object, could , bring to life again the poor mutilated iormn in the trench at Santiago de Cuba: none could ever atone for the hideous cruelty of Governor Jug Nepomueeno Burris]. their butcher! i- it any wonder that the people a! the United States, with this ghastly trag- edy storing them in the face, refuse to believe the Spanish proteatntion that they are conducting thetr present war against the Cuban: upon humane principledâ€"V. Grlbnyedot! in Leine’l Weekly. PENSIONERS IN THE SOUTH- Gold Coin In I Drawer. slow it man: here." "inu'bfaJ-i Wu than over on In yacht," cu A- -A, ., II! I: II no flow. "I would like to know," said New York sportsman to mother, '- mlkal Lord Dom-Inn's abalone: "What you don't know about It." said the «meet wno arm-ted him for run- ning down an an Indy. "would an a good-Inca cemetery." Tum Opinions. "What I know about bicycle riding," laid acorehlelgh. "would an a mood- ched voiume." "Humph. do you tMnk that this one. cont hu got three sides?" overcoat looks ahshby. Why don‘t you gel. 1 new one? Rosanna Murphyâ€"Mona Schaum- bar: has shut down on my credit. "Then take it to a (allot 1nd Inn 1| Sammie. Roundabout Dingâ€"The experlment m doubtful until a mlcrmcope was Roundabout Dingâ€"I had my mum photmphed. Ila 8mm". "About the only thing I could detect pa her was the game of the audience." In full "rm .1". “'nHacc-J can at the manor km night a whhc~l went on Hargravn‘ «an. I wish you wouldn‘t Interrupt me that wny‘and. by the way. I saw your dent Mmd. Mn. huh. m I box. an DeASnmhâ€"V-lrnray. Kotclnaxo, you: go any! .1 up: (anvil-M. “Bl"! It I ran undenlnd um rub nary quullon. I and nomcbody vim a legal tend" was. and M um I! in like um: I! I owe you 82. nu! l ole: you n ‘1 bin to settle the debt. you any: In: as "We”. that's right!" "Yes: but that n Mom-Mu tam you would be it you wouldn't take It!" mairpfunnnâ€"wny. 1 mom that The editor dulled u M loom! aloe- flonntfly 2m pnlhaumtly II In: mac!- lan homo and shun. "n to "In obituary at our In! remun- Inz what-fiber,” In my]. , “All right. Mr." mumod the lon- ma. "But whose chantry II It?" "Don't large: to doublo lead this odi- mm! annouurln: our {unwell bow (o "w reading public of Hobqu-n: and mm: the paragraph: calling attention to our mnnly ntruuln uatnu ndvor- my and anal surrender to the [flu doc nroyer. In pm.” "Yen. llr. Anything else?" "You. Commence lhln obllunry will: I wreath ol lmmonclln Inlual mm It you have one; It you'hnnn'l. um In that cut or the broken column on! at (he undonnkcr'l ad. We mun no“ It any Inon." llrl. Wallace-What dsd the Inn "Yes. ulr." replied the latter. poking hln hm: through the Illdc. 'I'ho Ln: mun-l. "Mlkr!" railed the editor or Ihc "n- bokm Ilnslu-cn. to the lummhn of ma compoulng mum. A: to the last six lint-s some latitude Mly be allowed. Take my word. a “grove." Now hunt a rhyme for "latitude." Tell shrewd. ' This line must GIN! with dove. or love, or strove. And this with mood. or made. or crude. or dude; And there's your uonnet. Throw It in the stove. Every Mun "BI Own Post. You build a sonnet on about this plan: Your first line ground out. take tht next oneâ€"r0: And make It rhyme with this one, just below. Then, next, you match the first line. I! you can. Don't hurry the machine. The line. must scan. With steady motion turn the crank. You know 'Tls not a sonnet If it llmps. Go slow. Now mm some rhyme tor “scan"â€"-tor Instance. man. ’ aka. Her father came. He cast 0 n o - glance. Ho askod not “Why" nor "Whether?" The doctor In the ambumnm Then put my head together. In... "And Sal In I Wlllow chairâ€"A Donhllul Experiment .â€" ln I Vary ‘I'Ixm I'mâ€"Eur] Inn uh Own new JOKES AND JIBES FOR OUR . LEAN READERS- HUMOR] ST’S CORNER. WEET Maud sat In a willow chair. I also~ln high feather. To plan our mar- riage. I declare. We put our held- together. Her father came. “9 cast one A mum-I Exp-Hunt. WEET Maud Int In a willow chair. I also~ln high feather. To plan our mn-