Downers Grove Reporter, 23 Apr 1896, p. 6

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Itth hem hundred thon- Iud teem. um tron the earth Into the at: about 123 tone 0! Inter during the In month. It dbpllyl It: tollnn. The :1! II that at Newton. Fem. m the choc-valor, It that place, use tent thou the not. I black spot. .0 Inch tn dbmeur placed on I while the. ha been seen on Mount Chu- ehnt. I dhunco at eleven mm. w u mum-Inch tote-cope. An ostrich will never go straight to In nest. but than approaches It with my winding: and detoun. in order. It pudblo, to coma) mo locality from obunatlon. Dr. F. Shae say; there unitary ungua- of edible turtles In the Univ.- od Batu. There I: only one sudden dumb anon. wager: to eight among men. , 3-" The highest range of mounulnn II the mum». the mean elmuon Mint from 16,000 to 18,000 tool. The hunt inland sea In the Caspian. between Europe and Asia. being 700 miles Iona Ind 270 miles wide. Poul-go stamps first sumo Into use In England tn the you 1840; In the Dam States, In 1847. Until 1710 cotton spinning I'll por- toumd by the Mud winningâ€"wheel. .Iunmmtutonmh udonnd you will have n "nan um within an In" 0' KIOWLSDOI. annual-theoMutoolkcolntho mum amen: ambushed In 1688. ' Wu declared with Gm: Britain. June 19. 181:; pence. “b. 18. 1815. I I'M mefléh f3} Mm hum exhibited CURIOUI 'ACTI. POPULAR SCIENCE. MISCELLANY. hurrah. mn'nmnmhunam te-«mmmmumtdu hy'hk‘llmmmkmm- m I. [rut mum, In ram-m a, finding this ”at. no In 11,500 an an in km a! out a: a. builder! hm Into order- “ Ind. ‘ , ‘mbloh New York am no m‘ “no“... .133 “why“: “For nip. . m second-hm Ink. acquainted with m In m Mom" 11.. pm NW. Which had for caution mmhlvul In antenna ulna In am. on ml. was an m mutant! and independ- ‘m, g. m w nun-«1mm um! I. m. tho we not: mm“: W of no «1. ' ‘nm or. In no em or ohm 14.0.0 Gaelic "can" lulu-den. nu nut-ed mam mu In" (Dom-co mummy-monk tel-H. u h ”than! that of I). new mum of land... two-tum in nu MM and an» of wetting. Dr. am, the uncut lam-amt. an that m unlit; In mun henna ll Man In mum!!! ell-am“. mfl-mmfimun noma- (utm at lawn. which are finely mintm-nlulnllhlnoâ€"i ”sun on the at no joke mien In”. an m m mm bride broke down II 1 our. of material mn- Nov York Jar-cl. l“ M In tho. Rom"! u an- yon. can). name than the ma to man for their hon- oy-ooh I In; In: at Bowen m M dtothou. "Dorothea-coll "In-on Iona on the com and has ant-my an up 'tth Chm utt- rthhou. M loohod “has. at the hon. ‘l’hc chm how- and. It too up In": I MI. hm: a“ had they not but! to hm the mun: II 00-. turtle- Mnd D! Mutt». the 3"! they "on not have thin (N ha: Into the car. However, they did take tt. Pru- ‘ any the um. «am that It to.“ ho utter to Inc the loam m- the he: and nu thou. Tm the pmty mm M trill. hard not to loch wanton. held the hi. be: II her lap Ind ntld tho atlhn Intent-n. A: SH» undid the lat ho. the cover hm cl with h man toad «touch to httnct the attention at the that Pull-n. and out m- I but 0! km MOI. h mtg-checked mud. "ratch- tn ht! m may tor I shot. It no I meta of huptuduh. To the m- 1.:th flunu. Mop} MI In um. ain't?!“ In no Outcry. Ho to not the mm: at mom Incl-1| mm» who boa-n 0! 1m annulm- to mu (or his con!!! la a war which may never com. or ought new: '0 come. but he who live: hfl’ bl. service in : «male that u almdy In MOI- nu. Whit our country I. In need or [0-61, I. II army of patriots who um mm (or the “termination at n gnu o! pomlal unu- Ind 1:01th who an “0", but Imly Ilthlu tro- III III “um um It the but .to an I: and (In mm! to an lot." We nod mm In every |0'I and villa- and put cm. In. who um not an I. m In! ml the flan-y h m m I. a umom- which can Don‘t will. M It all. (or «In. Inn-cunning. nun-{mu but: but II b m on, DIWIII which will an Amm- nun-mu m- ammalian. In In: I). Am II... n II. and u Inn "0â€". M um I). wontâ€""hula“- The Celts." It requires great fervor of patriotism to carry on thin work, but he must be a very poor American who in willing to admit that there in not enough at am:- in: grace in our people to produce a cuflcieht body of men to accomplish it. The kind 0! puriotlsm required la 0! the highest order. lt must be will- in. to give time Ind labor and money. to sacrifice the best that a man has on xthe altar of his country. It in un- doubtedly more prosaic than dying ior one'a country on the held 0! battle. but the man tho devotes hia life to pnaervinc‘tho honor at Ma country end perpetuating tree government ta aa much a hero on the one who talla upon the ileld 0! battle. Happily then ia no demand (or him to prove hia patriotiem in war. while there la a [mat and preaain. demand for him to prove it in the peaceful dutln oi citizenehip. overthrow hum-i no... 'l‘o overthrow the bosses and their methods, to establish in place 0! the low and norrow door to political distinction I hixh and broad one, all men who love their country must so into politics. into the primaries and nominating conven- tion. and insist upon their right to select the candidates. It said by some in excuse of the present indlilerent character of candidates for legislative and other oiilces. that lint-rate men will not consent to acoept nominations: but experience has shown that thin is I mistule. It is very seldom that much trouble is tound in inducin‘ men 0! character to stand (or public omce. pro- vided they can he assured that they will be inithiuily supported, end will have to make no compromising pledges in return for the nomination. Politics can i be purified it the people will lnrist upon the purification. The trouble is that while the politicians worlr every day or the year to keep politics down to their level. their opponents work only Ipasmodically, usually a iew weeks bev tore election. and during the remain- der of the year dismiss the subject iron their minds. can: II. and In! In“. I. 13H: nu‘rv or wanton. school "pariah-mt- In women. It tho valve- or the out! ulna: tutu «than I share in nehcol Inau- maturohneutheeierialofleu and at many to exercise enough inheneo Inn Initiation in continue to Dal-tail "(a for women equal to than at In vhm the also wort ll returned they win In well nth- flal, and will not sup-pt to WI In 0.0.1 which should mm be filled by In. ‘ “With the other member- of tho ‘hchrd I ha. visited the auto mun- tioa at Colorado, Reba-n 1m! 1m- noih. lulu the put not. in order to henna unnamed with the hut neth- odcemphmmmareuthoae. feet!" chm I am also secret"! and restate of the state land band. which ha: in charge the «not. mum of public but! mule to the ante by con- m Thh year the board wil! distrib- It: to the various mantle! of tho mu upward of 350.0”; which has been 19-- aival for renal of school hm ind new; n in home :- unme- h' II Wyoulu. out no Imam ”Mummcnmm milk lenuluumblem mum-l the won“. All of the mule- but no luv. mu "germanium. and In“: at the gem niacin. and emu-nu labor: 0. Conan. "on meal on Ania-odor Word In Ina. Ill mum- on .- mitt. nnmlmuhnhm. Mon- ufln. “on Io mu II m m a any will. In cord- wm In lineal 10 mnmoly. Ir. Con-In n 3 mm at an um. I. mats. He um born In Cedar mu. Ian. I: m cm Mo mu «arm. Ha I! my 37 nan oil. :1. Is I mount. 0! Canon III- vcnlty and tool in degree In It“. 0-. yen me: be was ld-flu'd to m bit, nd since that line be has been “and In the practice at I... an "I am certain they will notlnk for mote than one o! the In state one“ for many years to come. Wblch one? Why. the nut. superintendent o! she won marked admiration from those who knew her best. Ten yearn ago she Went to the tar western etnte named. and has ever since been engaged 1“ educational workâ€"~first as teacher in one of the Cheyenne public schools. then he superintendent for Laramie county, which position she held {or tour )‘ean. and finally as state superintend- ent. Wyoming women have been in politics so long that the selection at Mile Reel to till this important place conned little or no Imprint: there. She thinks that though women out nwly halt the vote or the state, they do not by any inane expect to hold the nine Proportion oi omen. Speaking on thin whlect recently, she said: Ill! luau. Red It." hadn't-0m o! hills actual. in! "youthsâ€"~1- 6-0qu Weston Educ-tor ol Thor- muv um mun. A WYOMING WOMAN. TYPICAL OF PBOORIII 0" TH. EQUAL SUFFRAGB STATES. vONBIDERABLB utismcuon was felt by the Mend- 01 Min Estelle Reel when n was an- nounced that the lady named had been chosen state superintendent at; schools in WVO' min. was Reel received I 500d DI" in Chicago. when HON. R. 0. OOUQINO. muons? ’nALann. domino Landon youth. 8h. mean It the 31319.net theater in tho play tor them-once. Humming-Em at mttunmmhadmm Inna-ah. In Mun... In mm: the other day at the ground Aim- University metho- d!!!) u Wan-non. Dino, Hum n- uanced nu amnion: mm; to 81,040.00 hve thi far been received «or, Mei «Mute. about lac-Ir In In! flde. an m In! loaf mn- mn the has mun lall and no pl. room. the lam: being equipped will MN. banana. chum louo. m can use. no second story mum the library d In. volt-n and a main. roo- Adjoining. Back at new no. I: the printing rou- vbm a mm m and “Our World "a Work” will to and n a mu... Olmuirlloornu- tun-met rov- ad l nun ms. will. no remit“! o! the m in Whmmmdutmtb nd tutu-cl! u (be walled “slum" amun or amount; It In a tour- In! unto II will!" was bl: clema- M m lqluhlwn of Ion. While I Dell»! a: II“ My Io 'll 0|:er by m to... n no at m mutm In In «blamed M'- lunchmnl «a. 'hkl um um! More the some during 1!”. In an In we: elected mun “Ion" Ind tho meal- clclll-l elector {w (to M0 comma- cml MRI. in was elected to flu lay-(Inn! mm and in n-elcetetl u no lay-fourth com u . repub- llcn. melvlu 21.1“ ma. .3 against no 15.401 nu. (or wmh- P. Daniels. ‘ l'hr III- D'ollm The "Home of Dcllsht.” which his Just been opened u: Phnaaunu. :- to be (or the enlightenment. upumn; A tendency to shorten the length oi the school term is observable through- out the country and attention in direct- ed to thin tendency et a time when complaints are growing that too much in the way at labor in exacted iron: the school children. The tmn annual re- port of Proi. Harris. i'ederui commie- eioner of education. deals with this subject at length. It is shown that since the preceding report the evernge length of the school terrn has decreased ‘ one day in the North Atlantic division, forty-tour one-hundredth: or a day in the South Atlantic, one end three- tenthe days in the South Central and three days in the Western. 0n the other hand there has been an increase 01 one and three-filth: dayn in the North Central division. which counterbal- ‘oncee much at the decrease elsewhere. melting the general average decrease throughout the country ninetenths at e (by. The causes that most attest the general average are to be found in the North Atlantic division and largely in the states of New York and Massa- chusetts The shortening is ascribed largely to increeelnc laxity in the mat- ter.ol holidays and may not. therefore, be an Indication oi I growing hohel that n shorter school year in desirable â€"-Netv York Post. thuwulbofluflbnmtomvm new district: In «on county. The "cunts o: my one. from Ind mm: at. now over 81.000 u month. an In- cm at our 8100 a month out want they won when I went Into an on“ [man ovu- I you no." A In ”I Den-o. ['0 than: Mun-I Tor-I. Rally "If! no Barney Barnum ram- .6 1 little house in one of the {tuner tons of Bomb Atria. Barney spent considerable ln Improving the house. but he outmled with his landlord and decided to move. By Inserting the fol- lowlng odverusement In the local pa- per. the prospective millionaire In mo manure got even with a!- land- lord: "Wanted, by a gentleman who agreed to leave dwelllng ocmted by him In maltlon In which he found 1:. 100.000 lively black beetle-3’ Then tol- loved Barney’- name and warm- -ho Tan One-And when an m “the chicken 1! Ind hat week? The Short Oneâ€"mm! be any; he :e‘n new man can needed mu- ms. Do m m thin?"â€"â€"Hnrper's ”only. "on be ww-rl-h‘ ll: tuition? Mn 01: In no as home. an an ac- an: av the cum IV Adair-Juan. Murphy-"SI. Pathrlck m I hm cinnamon. but In . tum-Id Mun he "13'! bot-m age. arm” Gilesâ€""flow lo you nuke an out?“ nanny-"snug d he'd Mn h m uric-MM!- Imdmllolh-o . To lb: surprise 0! the "dime! all mm Incl hum". Mamm W M! head In from o! the cufllll. and. addmllg In mm". which cop mm: of a pom." violin plant. 21- claimed. m (rule and mam "I to” m a locust at Ira-pen!”â€" Neelly Telegraph. A Donn-pot camps-don um ”I. on I "all me month. an I0 I "no" ("a near ”new". he can um I panama. theater. om 0! wild: In the manure”! um no play of "in-m" would that «all. be perm-«I. mm: mm and m ”nor-um comment. The mun dcucadod II (he conclusion 0! (I! am I "Tho palm-u loll us about lho “M 10! Mo. the III. at law no all other llluu." chance Mn son-out. who Iru lnlmmd In the «nut. "but (M ”lulu no mm um hoolâ€"" "I: cum 1-." mum mom-n. "m pol-nu war no. It In III. hand of anybody who mm llu.”â€"-Cbkuo I'm-Mu. you?" “I Ion.” “WM: «a ll MT nm., “to "Only u 11“! can did the mom a: shut your mu :4 economy?“ ""0 didn‘t any “Halon. Thou lon't II, net "on. I. “on?" "Shun. yo can 1m loll the court that , C! want I continuance ml 01 can an I ' lo-‘Ilwr lawyer to make for the try." The lawyer dropped who «we um! ' lad then. and we can not Internal 0! ‘ the old law" um mornâ€"Scottish g sums. "Han you been bum I boot on ”lawn?“ “I‘d Slum-lb. mmzmmlqm "Very well. madam." replied the law. yet. “I will do 00 I! I can, but u will be nmmry to "can! to the court mum grounds tor a remand. What null I lay?" "Mr. 8.. 0| wan! yo to an a continu- ance for me b'y. Jimmie." An Irishwomnn sent {or a law- yer in neat haste. She wan» ed him to meet her in court. and he hastened umber wlth all speed. The woman's Ion was about to be placed on trial {or burglary. When the lawn-er entered the court the old woman mum! up to him. and In an excited woke uld: "Hgg your had looked at. too. I up- 1103'.“de ‘Inunc' I Pool: or Lou-nu lam a! lard Tho- ln Corinnaâ€"Noemi“ “I. lulu! oi launchâ€"llama Ind clot-I- Iron tho “do. FLISI-hOIVINO JOKES FOR OUR LEANIR READERS. HUMORISTS’ (MINER. Ch 1' .;e coquetry of her eyes! Shocking eyes Mocking eyes! Mocking when your heart replies To her low and tender sighsâ€"- Sometimes sad. ye! ever wiseâ€"â€" Why should man so highly prize Two such sinlul, llvlns Mes! pathlzeâ€" But '11: only in her eye... A mu '0' I“ (MN... Bern-m A. Marbursb, Inn-Truth. ROM. "0.- lately I Ittnmfl. lot I- III- uu B THE wicker: 01 her eyes! Tempml eyes, Laughing eyes! Laughing when her I: e a r t e'en cries, Never known to morallze,’ Sometimes lad. yet ever wise, Ready e'er to syn-j '01:. no. It Isn't awml till It not. out."â€" Duran Tribune. "It mm be awful to have a Item in your closet." remu- Emma. "Do you know my wife?" "No. I have not that pieamro." “Pleasure? Now] know um don’t know her."â€"Ju Jonml. Weary Watkinsâ€""Good. cold one is the hen drink. after all." , 1mm! Damnâ€""After all tho In. Antique-“How my you m min lately. my our. Why, I I". not a male my halt." Hm W10 I perceive. Do an a: what you userâ€"rm Pram. ,_., em sunset. ion can link: a I, ymaelt."â€"Cblcago Tribune. ”Mn-mm Sunsetâ€""n amt his: good an] of "lepton- tlh ton.” not... m. Im II- I'm- «mam 0.- new.- uponâ€""Inn... why do they all I uni-N’- use a lighthouse?” It... (VII! posted an mum at “0 WWW’fiea-Ie. I, child, so m. I): water nun mn.-'â€"m lm You; (ulhmmllyP-"OI, Illa Tim I. no lovely,” ”Intellectual! Not In her In! youth. you know, but." Ila sugar-“No; but from what I ban learned about in, I should am she-n! h'ellfllhmmcllfl- mev~WolL My. be. any halter: have you? Freddyâ€"l have one, in ny mu Dull. has no. "Why. how n In" no on they?” "I: and II: Mfr-Philadelphia Inquirer. on u I... "I "can.“ that you Inn "Ila a the war for uh. In, In". III." and the North" (curl-t I0 I). luv-bend. "We did have.” "and (It boy. "In! I»: have ball I. m. n‘ no word. daddy bum In: ml m1 m and 1m «mmrkmuu Continua. The hamlet In umn [lured cu- oolly round I» um. and Inland: "Dom“ an ID. Mun.” In em." tuneup.- tuned no «1me I. mum. ‘0 on no loot. ”You loot u llâ€"â€"-" In. nluur v» "Ian", lulla- Io an ”out!“ “ulna-No u (to boom In "mu. "-- mm water! no" 0- you mouth.“ "Hello. menu" "Hello." "In that you. In»; My? "II II." "Whln yes all I'rouu Ind re: enn- uuu. Coma y" not“ noqu' he: mm! the In: to Inc! I In! to an n ”In at mam-o count :- I! uhrlpod 'Mfl.”â€"1I‘BII. He (more (homilyâ€""No-vbehlad." â€"-P:ch Me Up. ulna Aurthur "on. Sheâ€""So she wouldn't have you?" He (gleamin-"No." Sheâ€"“Wasn't her 'amer on ytlr side?" “I am really surprised. That Boston mlsslcnary told me expncmy and dis- tinctly that Chicago poopk were utter- !y devoid cl mstc."â€"â€"lndlanapolm Jour' Ana the 3'”.th so. It. I'M: In. Plenum fun. “This Is a remarkably high flaws .4 roast." laid the king or Mbwpka. "It In (row that late Chicago Ind!- vidual." said the purveyor-ln-«Met. “I wonder 11 she 13 making up he: cpmplexlon cr her mln:l."â€"â€"Judxe. Which? Young Mr. Bpratts sat in was Irena Gauam'l parlor, anxiously awnltln. the young lady. She had momlsed Mm her answer that night. and he was wondering whether that answer would make him the happiest 01 moms] men or plunge him in misery. As she de- layed her coming he muscul- “All. to be m." wu- tlu reply. “Well. then. don't say anythlnx to her at Ill. Just dctaln her till I return.” and be rushed out; whlle the clerk looked longingly at I plle driver term use ell-eel. â€"St. Paul Dlnpnwh. “Yes; but how am I to not who your wife In?" asked the surprllod clerk. , '0." 0-. and Inn- World In w “I! may win me: In lieu toll. Im- to nu lot no. plan." an! 10ml. rushing Into the biz dry goods not. a Smith £00. Inn-n, tho low" 0' Inna“... “.070"? lam-c m

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