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iii! autumn. is the wrong man. i, mm mm. we hear of similar , i! d which than that circum- ' evidence may mm K on“ not "no we noun! ' m for the «no it com- The pretensions oi ignstius Kojoliek, 1 Chicago youth. to In exclusive pods.- elon of his sstsnlc majesty and the con- sequent elation oi his neighbors must ho shsttsnd hy the reports from New York, when s hyltericsl school girl at the individual in peace. “There ho is." she is said to have shriehed, sad in the subsequent psnic among her folio- pupils nothing could have been mare fitting than the forethought of an equally hysterical bystander, tho sent in s are csil. The fire department sr- rived quickly. but found nothing to put out. the director-general of the gamut cunflamtlon on or under the earth having presumably removed his hit: msterlsl presence to s lass nt- 011 locality. This is not the first New Yeti school to hsvs received this the- m visitation. and until Haste!- Koja- ru flail add more corroborative evi< issue to his limited Innifestntlons m " ' nun he thinks he has en- ..t he set down as an Inter- . to 1m it sin-m. h..- r. an and Henry L m of Tove“. K11. have II- mtcd l: min for Gremlin. Ini- robber- will mum water. The Invention menu of I III” of Ion] tale. for thawing m u all!“ went. m- lhtoiler ofmloeo-o- live the human intend in run ’1'” MI. an.“ the «(i-e. «die; In min-tilendofthoco. The-e unle- lre no urn-(ed the when high- way-en try to hold I, III engineer all be will nveioloilioiuno-ihe hot water. Then. In the iwlnklin‘ of an eye. urea-a of boiling liquid will in ilrown out II every direction tron iho cab. while a teal shield nerd. lie- lore ilrlsible. will rise quickly and an an all entrance of robben or bul-l loin to the all or lender. Time proâ€"i meted the engineer may throw Ill throttle wide open IINI leave ihe cald- ed and chagrined robbers m behlid. M In! "Dyna-nu Dkl" has been wand and m ml. of Gumbo-A m MI“ outer. For tuna 1m and emu" nun one." h" boa n “Dyan-nuts" (all, not only In "Mn-nits" Noun, but {or the 81.00 nvud u tell. and his nature In only noun him I: hvor ol per-aver- non, which. n no taught. mom- olhha much. Vary mly In “to "Dyna-Ito“ the. the an" of n bon- an. and IOI‘. ml] out 0! III (can. no than n front-t allow; Vcrlly Ibo vny 01' m Ilium In bud. t has been discovered that John He- fluid. who no went a: van In the M "alumna for n murder l-‘aulno In dual-(lug portion. of China. Touqoln hu Ilw-n been re- Mod 1. the moat pronpotoul province 0! (he l-‘lovory kingdom. but [an your droull cut Imp Ibo has-nun. lath- on In adoring [Iolr chilling tor ale tor mum; to «I. At Hanoi u mother “and her time inn-u to n able-m to: mm can“, mount“ to hand than over to - Mm nth: than no then pal-h from MI- m ll Mr am A man In New Jersey has sued a wo- man (or breach of proqu 0! marriage. The woman had promised to marry, but finally said: "Can't marry you. A young man who used to wall, on me ha returned. and he has lots of money." For the sake of the eternal minus of thing: Ihe man suing and tho sordid woman should have had the hipplum 0! [ohm through "to 11» (other. ‘4 of the million- that Juy Ion. Sarah Ann has certainly taken her own time In menllng the secret. Earth Ann Angel of Kansas Point, N, Y., claims that she was married to the late Jay Gould away back In April, 1853, and therefore is entitled to a few Emperor William has taken 300 books on the financial question away with him on a cruise. After he has read them all “Old Subscriber" will explain to him what the facts really Here In a decision that should stand: A Washington judge has decided that twisting a cow's (all is cruelty to ani- mals. It would ha too bad to have a. muss with Spain. Just when the bass are pn- lng at the1r beat. ‘ Some folks make a specialty of pick- ing out crosses for other people u Spain wants a bigger navy and she needs It if she expects to hold Havana. The government should serve not the politicians but the people, llr. Pace In a Kansas horse buyer. 80" hard to beat. mum BIOVI. Campaign buttons are now on. Tyne nobility shows itself, In daln‘ a, warm"; mum‘s. ”bum «mum of his own compo )llflon !"â€"â€"Wllhlngton Pod. A- “: nu. not-m. “Don't you think u blonds man ought to marry a brunette mu?" “0! m not. HI- necktlau would not an In It lll."â€"IM'OIH A. nun... “It I. In outrage!" the Spanish gen. on} excl-mod. "What ha flawed 9" [Jam 00 Pnlth. lieu live always diam-ed and always um on Ila-tenth! matters. I do not think It It hem-nary that they should all ISM Del-factly. So while I nm a firm believer h: the unity of huh I do not look for the unity of the churches» 0. count- loney Lender (to lleutenantlâ€""All right, I vlll prolong your blll, but only on one condltlon. namely, that durlng the next paper chase you scatter broad- cast these llttle curds with the words: 'lloney adnncod on any terms by N. Illâ€"‘3 "-Felslnnlge Zeltnng. or are rubbed Into bales on the wash- board. The dainty bit 0! cambrlc that ls curried more for show than for use any In washed by the owner In Mr own bowl. This down, I" dust should be wiped from 1 large window pane. and tho indict-chief. while it Is still wet. Spread monthly over the fill“. all creases Mum! and the corners kept fill. When the handkerchlef ls dry It will be crisp and new In appear- tum 'ubhg "In ”mot-Mon. rev Innate-sen wuh Inc embrold- cred handkerchief. properly. Too often they go to pieces In the wring" \ AI out... an that a boy as m 0-1de lulu-nun- than: aka moving amt Inna an hour but can! at: on I not: In nIIMu for a don". A nan win .0: on .- Incl board and In": politics for three boon; pet M- I- I chum. pew for [any Ill‘ mu. be m «noun. twist- und turn. I!!! goal to sloop. Inn wm pouch I00 cheeks with lltly lob-m, juice rum down his chin. feels good; but I III! In the butter nm- him. He lur- out an Imam. wlle don't know when be It. cone. hone when he pie-m; but I! I Inc-l In not may just on line. poms. frown and say: unpreuy (Mun. - Wmnhlnd. (no. ”on; a constant]. portion o! It. north-m boundary at New South Wain. but the nmyor-unml ol Guam-land, II the moon ulmdy n- [and to. In” that "the rubble. mm bu. me through the m“ In nob. Ind drow- of lnnmunblo multitudes u no.0 Um." and (In: have ”Inn-h- rd Ibenulm II Qua-ohm I: well. some 0! than team I: anon-mu no" In on starting .1 Burton“. on the Quantum border, and following IIO lulu trunk line from Bank. to (brown. s dint-ace o! «)1 all". and than u nothr “on tho ntln wall- can boundary 0! Nut Boom Wain. n chum of I“ lull-n. The Own-land communal. loo, in ducted a u-Iur The final outcome of rays! commu- Itons, o! lntetcolonlal conlerencea and o! the tcutng of every pruc'JruI meth- od ol’ oxletmlnuton In that the moat eflectual method of «It-nun; with the evil I- found to be the construction or nbel-proot netting by mun- ot whlch the Illlllllll can be kept from am- not yet Infested, an be that on (row food Inpplteq, and can be more aler- tuuty dealt with lac-II]. The [math 0! Then the New South Wales tourn- meat. it may be remembered, uttered a reward of £35,000 to any person or persons who could suggest a really elll~ cient method at getting rid at the pest. but. although this liberal otter led to the receipt 0! no fewer than 2,000 schemes from all parts at the World, none at them was regarded as satis- ‘lflOI‘Y. and the otter was withdrawn. says the London Times. The domestic cat was introduced and in certain lim- ited areas did much service. Poisons were largely resorted to. and terrets. stoats and weasela have been imported in thousands into some of the colonic: and have increased last. But hitherto the rabbits, owing to the rate at which they multiply, have ntanaged not only ‘ to hold their own. but to constantly spread over new ground. carrying dc- structioa with them wherever they so. in South Australia, for instance, the direct loss tron: the rabbits has been put down at £250,000 per annum and the indirect loss at a similar amount. In Victoria the active operations (or the destruction of rabbits on crown lands have been carried on by the govâ€" ernment since 1880, and from that date to the middle 01 1894 a total of nearly £300,000 had been spent by the state on that object. As for the money spent by private Individuals for the same purpose. that is almost lneaicuiabie, but it may be mentioned that on one estate alone upward of £15,000 has been expended by the owner with the view of clearing his land of the pest. In the seventeen years ending with 1893 nearly 68,000,000 rabbit skins, valued at 1402.000, were exported irom Victoria. ‘without counting the large quantities used by but manufacturers in the col~ any. one establishment alone using 371,000 every year: yet, notwithstand- ing all this slaughter. the present in‘ tested area throughout the colony is estimated by the chief inspector at no less than 37,750,000 acres. Adding to the direct expenditure the depreciation oi the grazing values of the land, the losses to the colonies concerned amount to millions oi pounds sterling. A FENCE 4,00 MILES LONG. mum on The litter got mixed up In a mp0 of the name kind as Count Guldo Ly- at And lama: been placed on trial “on. with MI Manda. Bonito! tad Parka, m than to be convicted, than the announcement of M: m Now comes the nevi that he ls allvo and well. llvlug on the (at of the land and enjoying hllnaelt to Illa heart's content In Florence. The Inference la that the German anthorltlea have con- nlved at a deception partlcularly grew- aome ln character, whlch has found In counterpart on several occasions In England, the moat notable lnatance being that or the uncle of the present duke of Newcastle. Three months later ii was anâ€" nounced in all the paper- ihat he had died while under reatraint and his name, after being cited in the necrm logical appendix oi‘ the "Aimanach de Goiha." disappeared from that golden book of the European nobility. A coma purporting to contain his re- main was placed In the! family unit and his widowed mother, after mourn- ing for her son. died about six months later. it is believed. from a broken heart in confluence of his loan. CI» fpletely lost his bail. refrained from idioclooing his identity until his com- panions had been committed (at trial. when he himself had undergone the public iguoninr of being 'inced in the prisoner's dock. On the mm» nnce given by the German government that Lynn should he severely pun- ished. he was turned ovrr to the em- t-my and by the latter in three oni- cills of the Berlin police. who took him buck with them to Germany. 0n arriving then he was at once pieced in an insane asylum. on the pica that he wu demented, and his name was we moved from the roster of the dipisâ€" matic nervice as well as from that of the army. The hum-c and rm '0",- out am. In; when they encountered n twelve- loot mills-tor In the marl. In. [)er thought It ran" he I joke to «lure over Inn. In Dychn did not. Neither an the slim-tor. As the when embed the sum: the animal um n I'm with m all that incl"! "no ham and mud the Dychou «mph on the ground. he nul- ntor promptly nuncknl them and A alien-.11! Rule In john very my" to“ IM- live. 0! fir. and In. Dunn. of lmhnrg. PI... on any In! we'k. The, ovu- their Minna! nine-re to (Iv courage alapluwl by III-n. on“. What rendered the matter worse was that the late Emperor Frederick. It the time crown prince. was. with his consort, in landnn at the moment and had to bear the full brunt oi the scanâ€" dal. Had Count liynnr given his name and quality to the police when ur- mted he would at onoa have been not at liixerty and mom would have been taken to hush up this scandal us hau- benu so many other: during the pres- ent motury. the authorities being aware oi' the complications that are i-rented by the arrest of a foreign dip- lomut. nut Lynur. who had com- 1 been met, very much slim and in tine condition, at Florence. where he is now living without the slightest attempt to conceal his identity, says the New York Jourual. in other to appreciate the sensation caused throughout Ger- many by this announcement it is I190- essary to state that the mount, a major of the crack regiment of the Guard du Corps, decorated with almost every or- der 0! Europe, possessed of an Inde- pendent fortune of $80,000 a year and celebrated as the handsomest man 01 his corps, was arrested by the English police in London on a horrible charge while occupying the post charge d'nll'alrs of the German emperor. Thu Can of II" Earl of Aylutm’dâ€"uc Span: Illa latter I'an of m- tho II New York no "In mmpcou." Iraq-am- ln' ISA-alum and "III“ Baum HAD BOG US FUNERAL. HOW A COURT SCANDAL WAS HUBHED UP. MRS. OVCHES SAVES HER HUSBAND FROM DEATH. DOWNERS - GROVE REPORTER. VERY unpleasant affair has been re- called in Europe by the announce» men! in a number of German papers on indisputable au- thority that Count Guido Lynar, a member 01 the princely house of that name. has Colanel Ingemll he done I vast amount of rude Ind violent work by m of clearing the religion: field of my a "parathion wanton-y for Mt: mth.~â€"Rev. I. L. Buford. so! ll-rlnfnl. Doctor-"Above all. you must not exert your menu] capncuy too much.” Poetâ€"“But I want to finial: a volume of poetry.” Doctorâ€""0h, thu will not hurt you In the least."â€"Judy. “Because they are not the one. who are getting married" answered the coarse heartless man. ~Indiannpom Journal fiat-um Inn. "If women have not finer semibflifles than man." asked the defender of her sex, "then why Is it that men laugh and wmnen veep nt a wedding?" a naval base which would Instantly make her the mistress at sea of that part of the world. In fact, with fins- sla finally settled at Port Arthur. with the trans-Siberian rallway behind her, the Influence 0! other powers upon China may be regarded as gone. and the advance of Russia from her north- ern frontier toward Pekln would be merely a matter of time. there he durum-rows {or the trade and pom-y of other munlrks, for the pos- ‘ session of Port Arthur Is a had upon the threat 0! China. vhlch can tightened to mfimte her at my rm- Inent. Moreover, England la the only country which thms' her Mons own to the [rude o! the world. Port Arthur In Rum» hands 'm of course be carefully reatrlfled to Raglan com- merce. The harbor is a splendld one. The fortifications manned by Rnulan would be absolutely Immmhk, and thus Russ}: would have In the tar out ‘ M last a bone! touched a vial lpoi and the alligator «Had an In jun wm cloning on the plucky man's Inn. II In {and I! first nm the tomb-m1 might die from loan a! blood and aha-cl. but lute "pom ransom the mph in 3'!!an on very well. â€"l‘rom the New York Worm. km a! the left arm of Ir. Dunn 1'30 mm mm to her huh-d" all! only to be “91ch our by numb" amp 0! Ibo nut-ah ml. an. M! an: let mangled hum-fl. "a with neat prunes of and pulled n pinto! In. Ila pocket and find ballot um bullet Into the alum-car's open mum lingund In Wllllng [or Roul- lo III" “1m: 5h. Dar-n1 Want Now, we have always held that Rus- sln is entitled to an lee-tree nor! lit the Pacific. say: the London Chronlclc. It ls out of the question that. so colossal an undertaking as the transâ€"Siberian rallwuy could be allowed to end la a rrmote harbor trozen for the months in the year. Mr. Balfour. we were glad to see, declared that the government mould put no obstacle In the way at such an acquluitlon by Russia. All this, however, raters to Port Lawn-fl, on the eastem coast 0! Con-a. or some place In the lmtuodluto neighborhood, upon Whlt‘h ltutzutn has [or long been known to have her eye. Port Arthur Is u very different thlug. Russia tookj the lead to t-oerclng vlt-torlous anan: out at Port Arthur on lht- grouml mm the pronoun 0! Japan tht-n‘ would glvo tlm latter a dangerously prt‘puudt-rzulnp lutlm‘nco upon t‘hlnn. A thounaml (Into: mom u‘lll llu- lnllucnre 0! Russia! F Then there Is the case or the late 0an or Aylestord. who, having been forced to expatriate himself from En- gland. ruined beyond hope, both sociâ€" ally and llnanclully, was reported to have died in Texas. A coffin contain- lng a body represented as that of the earl was brought to New York and shipped to England. But Brave doubts were entertained at the tlmo and all" exlst us to whether he is really dead, a curious feature in con- rm-llou with the affair being that. the insurance upon his life was never col- lected. PORT ARTHUR IS DIFFERENT. no nude and he was interned with much pomp and ceremony In the unit! of the dual houue or Newcutle. Yet a few month: later he was recognised In New York. where he spent the rev maiuder 0! his life, bearing the name or “Mr. Slmpaon." He used to haunt the restaurants and saloons around Union and Madison mums and spent a long time In one: at the metromluau hospitals. thanks to an lac-Idem which occurred to him on his passage to this country. . _ walk, tiled there the other naming. and 78 you-u. He has held an lune nation with the railroad company (or ]! tho until-Mg- for fifty In". Willllln Harlot-d, the old druwbfldge tender of the New York, New Haven and Barnard rulrmd gt South Nor- A novel method of perforating iron Hate: in reported from Salt Links City‘ The city is being supplied with riot- iricity for lighting and power Senor- nied fourteen miles away in the Big Cottonwood Cnnon. it was found nor emry for the purpose of pipe connecâ€" tions, to cut tour 43-inch openings in the uremia» prnntoch, the plates 0! which were hair In inch thick. The workmen began to cut with rape chis- ein, but the progress made was too exasperaiingiy slow for the engineer of the works, R. M. Jones, who in known throughout the wen u the "cowboy engineer." Mr. Jone- took up his rifle. and, using steel bullets cued with copper, shot I line of holes through the plates from n distance or about thirty feet. The intervening edges were niterwnrd enniiy cut out. no in n my short time the job was fininhed. From (M Wit-mm “I'Vt‘lllt‘t tau-t ant IrKn‘. a "rm-h (\xlumbh Ing- gcr. nut tru- cool at MA «1.9 to bottl- IIA. "to [1mm Columbia Illllol. just Irma- the "no tram tllatmx tn [M an "pm porn". Thr- ”mum". ram to Donal“, and "mam! at stop» plug that. urn-MM our Hu- "M to the that Nlflhfl'l ("pm m "H. utlt‘. when be at ctotn. A minu- dvmtv mam-l hold Mn. and um A to: taunting [mud nut tint In hm! no upon. So tu- dotatlorl Mn. and, Ir- rortltnu to in. the onty thin that mum be done was to tit-port Mm tn (Mm. ”though "0K" vamp down and explained and trial to have Mm "tent-9d to an hack and room mm- day the mm had just nmrto‘vl math vtth um Henson“ on board vtwn1 Jame one "nod: "TNPPO'S anothnr fine.” Sure enough. thorn ram nn< other Mg. (at. valmty Inoktnu ('Mttfl-s'.‘ acm the "m. The train was sump"! Insulator and be m anontlmevl. "a was on this auto at the line. wtthmut upon. and the [tinny part of It was that he no a cook. who had be“ I!!!" from Weatmtnstor to take the otior tellqw'a place In cook III IcKee's log‘ gins camp. and. planing Ms loca- tion. lad unwed too m- sowttt. He cried when he that Ms mtmment. but lav. as “1de by the omens, la stern as well u surprisingly only. 1m! he will go back to China aton- wtth No. I. In the men-Hm McKee In: no cook. "8mm I not)“ I now: um. n In)‘ on n (true-loot Ina. ulondlna H- body the entire mum a! mo log, with "I Mu! elevated about "to (net. lap- plu In [lulu-d league out u n, flour mlxhlot lvrhd In “I Mend-looking not In ml mrlud from Ibo lot III [ml or no" to Ibo In". and [mm that through "so ml» n In huh u I wold um um: m ma M "m a“. o! I» tend; W- V!" In mortal fur of our Inn. and hour In- or" not our hunt away (mm nu- plan- In unfrw I cum I’ll.” flh lull:- Rom-Ind out of light. The town 0! Denver, ind.. has con. tainted a greatly agitated set 0! cilizenn during the past. law days. owing to the report of u monster snake roaming about in the woods near town. which Ix man!» by RH Gustin. a m‘iLkuawn illltl rwmtahlc rttlzvu, Mr. (:ustin tolls that he and his wile. togctlu-r with nu- olimr \wumn. \wrc coming homr om! N'I‘umq tn the buggy. and Jun uhmtt dusk they [lzifiu'd through liu- uuociu a flute to tho rust or town. \z'hrn ttulr horse homun- Hlldtlt'nl)‘ iriahto-nmi nmi ztimmt (oil to tha- ground through fright. 'i‘iwy iouknl put the nuimui iulo tho Ihudnwu at tho tn-H nhru-i. and the mm. they iwlwhi aluuuu‘ trightctmi Ihvm to druth, amt thv- mum-n were mutio Mun-lira! it won a monitor male, and It: nitwrip'iun in "nu IN": to "I. tin-(tw- or.“ Innu- Not mule am 1 except by force of late. For I have words of fire and swift as flame, That. leul and willing, on my thought to wall; But 1 ln all the world no car may claim, 80 hall at home those heralds l‘\'(‘r~ more. ~2Edltb M. Thomas In Scrlbm-r's. !!BRE he whose thoughts have eagle wings of speech. N at hampered more than is the e a g l 9 ' a night, And followed for with wonder and delight; Their sovran sway of hearts who would impeach? There he who never to their kind outâ€" reach, Sell-willed to silence on some native height, There he dumb souls whose wistful eyes, too bright, Do like the wounded iawn's our aid be- [ml cud Elf-ace. . Pawnâ€"At ch. Dru-Miam- for "all I Centuryâ€"- outing with llullou~fluuu Mull-II on or Bill". soul ousen AN D cumous PaA'runea or LIFE. IN THE ODD CORNER. [mm-g umn Bullet: 1’” Val-«I1 rum. mm rifle-l Cot-tannins. There II a nice old lady In Bolton who has told people IO often that Iha I: 100 "an old that she actually he- llem It herself. although the record- do not agree with her Ida. P‘s-r. Ham Funny. (3. 0. Burma has a cat at Ma homo In Goldendale which Is suckling three young squirrels. whleh were caught nenr town. She also cochlea one ku- ten, the other: having been killed to make room for the nulrrela. 0n the boundary Mac a! Penobocot and Hancock counties, mum. there I! a post. it is said. upon whlrh a man may alt with M3 (on In Huncocl county and his mutant hanging down In Penobocot conocy. He may at. a pipe on of a pocket In Holden, to- bacco out of a pocket In Buck-port. and. "(hung the pipe. blow smoke Into the town of Dedhlm. Prom line Farminmon ('hmnlole: Bicycle riders orraslnnally lose 0' parts 0! their when, whirl: are INF?- urd found by alim- mien. but (its owner is hard to and an «rm-M 0! such a varlely oi wheels in to'n. Cam. 8. H. anlcli has an idea. He will plan. a box on the stairway went a! his more. and ask: an riders to ac- posit in that box my part 0! a Merci. they may find on the road: while rid< lng. This box will be open at all time! to Inspection and articles loan can thus be easily recovered. A good idea; push ll along. Mon-I I'D- . Mandy M A [and nloty ls (Md at "no. Dalia O‘Connell rmhcd m grateful than. M an Irishman. lmrln; me mum d Ms menu in Inland he was IN. to mun use lihontlnn o.’ a you“ an of Erin who had boon charged In) tome alone or «hot. On a mud mm mum! "u.- mmry O'Connell m;- mvul "w Irishman from "N am ol "no law. The unmet. ovrrwholnliflly moo-ml 'PM up m the ldvmle, shoot Mm by one hand and. In the (II!- nm 0! Ms Man. exohlmd: “And may "In. Um! save ya to defend me u. (us, Mr. O'Cannell." Pram Hm Courier-Journal: i‘nlk Cord-r; had a “man to runny mm- hcth firmnmmkrr. . “flow of John-n rounly. The maul. calirrl on Jmiiro 1. li. Taylor at Ilrown county to per. tom ihr rrrrmuny. "- Mid ho had no jurisdiction In his county. u (M II- .omo nu procured in human «only. Iir um um as (‘aniary lirrd in [Mr- ihalomr- county the only in he could ii. "00 nuviiai not wank! ho to no lo lln lim of ii» mmiy bordering an Ilanirolamv no! Johann. Ac»- cording" mo briav (not In" ”M in Johann manly. 1h. "mm deal in llarmoiomw. uhiic it. mummi- noovl in llama and prawn-cod tho flood In llvm binding nerd: And mm M um" on with I regular uncle agnlmt "mu 1nd unyone Moo [“0 mm! bl) pump. They (at (Mt “In, boIcvor. Ind coininuod on their Journey. Mtrrvranl (My wen told that m.- mnu wu Ill-nix, Ibo autumn. and "mu «My undrnlood the true- o! M- llrmlc. "any, you It'llnl'l, don't Mm lhlnk H n lhlng la worth [using “'3 wotlh ut- log for?" u farmhouse (u: the top of tho hill to got a drink of wan-r. Seeing nobody about and Imam-rum: the presence 0! u any, they waited for a few moments. aml llu-u. an no one appeared tram whom may mtnht auk ”W privilege of. Hwy crnlvrvd the yard and began lo ro- (rwih lhumm-lvcn at the pump. Jun :1- lbvy new In "M mhm a! Ilu-Ir 0n- )mmrm, for 11w day was wry harm. Hm owner 0! the plume mum um and laid: Ila l‘ndonlood In Value. l-‘rom the Albany Express: Some days ago eight wheelmen were out for a run. They took me man] to Slluseb lands, and just nm-r they had mounted the hill buxom! the covered bridge they became lhlrmy, and no «topped at “Did ha understand that?" she asked In French. “Perfectly," said the Chlncse. The young lady mulled very sweetly and asked: "Were you ever back (mat, John?" "Oh, yea. I was In New York (our years." he replied. “Dld you live on Mon street?" “Oh. no. I llved at the Continental while 1 was taking the classical course at Columbln." John [luau-“om! "cry Wall. A member or the Pay company, who is a graduate oi Vassar, went up into Chinatown to purchase some cut-lo! while the company was in San Franv clsco. A particularly ugly young Chlâ€" nese was sitting onn llttle stool behind the counter in a dark and dirty little shop that the young lady entered to buy some punks. A: the Chinese was wrapping them up the young woman turnml to her companion and said in Latin: "isn't he a bounty?" "Thanks. i'm glad you think so," replied the Chinese in English with- out glancing up. over any years, and was In chum or the drawhrldle It the an of thc ur- rlblo South Non-walk disaster In 1853. It was at an! thnulht that ho ml responsible for the dlmter, but the late Sumter Ferry, who was talking with Mr. Hutton-d at the time of the disaster. proved to the contrary, and It was shown that the signall were cob recfly set to stop the train. the .llraw being open. A 1'» too-run... 'o‘dlu. A Dawn l.“ Scary.