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Hot flan-1n I Cantor. 8‘0” Ml, hon Jun. lo Bopunbor no. Inclusive. ' Alto cheap run to many other point. In the wont. and north-Inst. Porfull panoulu- call at. mm of- loo or klopbono the ngnt. 8:“ leo. Ogdoo, Butte, Holoun, 93.990111, Ila-ooh Ind KIHIPO“, ud'Amm'm. 030 25. Portland, Ashlnnd. Toucan. Bo- nuloylctorll and Vancouver, .88 7.5. Spokuao, Ellonlburg, Woutchoo Duly Bophmbor 15 to November I). 1008; Han Fund-co, Ina Angclu and San Dlogo, 08]., $33.00. One way second class eolonlst ox- ounlon rut-a via the Burlington. Railroad News. incuuunacuuu» lusts-m «mm «H mm. mm. mm. L. KLEIN. MES” up SILT IEITS €1.15!) 00008, FHUITS ’E‘ETJBLES, P001. TI" 0787538 "0 FISII.... Tolophm lo. 3. and can make very prompt deliveries. Orders called [or if desired. Telephone No. 23:. 32 South Main Street ........ The vety choicest cutain steaks. chops and (out: will be an inducement offereu our patrons. We al~ ways have on hand Tlcm mt. cunn ter mirth. “Icy," mid n Pine street lady in her cook the other morning. "i nut ineint that you keep better hours And thntyonhiweienneonlnnnyinthe hid-n It night ‘Lnnt night 1 on memfiummotthenp- 'Mterotoneotyonr '0- ”Menln.” mmlm.m ‘9 U My“, leaning-i non- tn npronrloun lnughier by hi. uncertainty with rem to the word "Icheduie." first he mule the "ch" land, in the American Innnner. nnd 'IIOI that vnn received with n laugh he pen-e! Ind lonndered Over it like n Itnrtied schoolboy. As he planned iron: on pronunciation to mother the hoe'ne W‘ with Dori-Inuit. An I m of net, the but w dio- mama-emu hum which does basin”! II O wholcule way. It Is mud to In" Introduced 100,000 men who '0" bunker!“ to become Benedteu on 100,000 women who were not averse go changing their names. From II!- M to twenty mun-Inge- 3 week. ft 1. , result from the Mann'- at- Two large building- nro neces- m {or m oflees. the mango of M hot photognphs Ind description-H A Kmlngton polludII. who rc- mtly lust MI place In the mint, Inked the mount It the ”Mitford IVGIIIIQ bunch of the Free ”but! the other an whether be mid get the boot by Selma! Hale cIfled "The III- Without I DollIr." "We Invert such I book” VII the reply; "but here in I novel by Dr. HI). emitted The Man Without I Country.” Ind she held up the volume. "Won [“1] do; lt'I IboIt the some thrush” ‘ IIId. signing roundly. II be took the book Ind burned In! m out all duct. Nothing could be Ilmpler or non charming. And tho exp-nos In and]. Thom in I mum mewhm on the none of Dance “whims which In mud on all sides Ind mm mm instinct-ma m with all mixed not. Bohr-om. Got» mmmfiudoveryhy. Amm "lauds mad the edge at and: pore! beneath the ctr-icing uni ensuing with the top at the screening. The bottom in perforated. in hot weather this suite! is flushed with wnter. which trickle: down the screening. rendering the house cool um! keep m with «M cup-uh: ' Why" A cur-amuse "oamr' min of link-dr‘â€"Bouou Poot. a neon-tor Dunn Ionian (mop- ‘ nu 1m! lldlau moon out of Bon- Named All» 0”. ~75." In I (on In mm In York." an Chan-m I. Dowv. "an baa-yummndlllhklmmo pomubyhoriuunodnmnnll. call. and momma fonnod "Tho I). m Hunts] 0n Canon-y. II-ltd.‘ Ir. Chou. and I not not", mu m- o- a public ctr-loo. win but) can not don tot 1mm II. had :5. last and. Min dun-a fit] out! lulmbodmfm-Iumldm WI. 0! (to an “my ad and“. mu mutton-nay our. looked at no. and, mm m um. OM HM Found Out VIM Cannon the Lightning. Oenmdo'n tamer bought-n cum n lhor! am no. And an Gonlo ha been much Intern-ted In everything he did with n. One evening mentally n‘ hon" thnndontom man up. Ulnn|< ly Genie in: nlrnld a! umndor nnd‘ lightnlnu. but m. cvenlnl the flood by the window wnlcnlnu the Mon 0! "(ht-h; In quite an nnconcnrnod Inn-nor. “On-m any "on (In: win- dow. 00mm" unit! her brother 1b.). who I- not out nnn nhon have du- lng n “nun-coal. “that! Who'- nlrnld?" nan-om Oonmdn. "I know not nu man «a. flaming; “‘0 m. nngnln (nun. lunllgM pleura." Cum of Switzerland Furnish Much 'or Wonderment. Particulars have Just been pubiiuh~ ed at n wonderful series oi.’ under- ground caves in the Btuiden district 0! Onion Schwytz. The existence of the-e places hnd before been vaguely known, but they have now (or the first time been fully explored by a petty which went down provided with‘ 5,000 ynrdn of rope adders. acetylene lumps. rug: and provisions for eight Idam. They were underground {or two full dnya. penetrating for A die- tunce o! 2.500 yardl, through vut hull- briliilnt with ntailctite and other cryuuin, and with other not recesses breaching from them. There were ciao found uwitt eubtemneen torrente. powerful enough to work great industrial underuhinn. 001wa W and Heat. plied Walker. "Well, remember your family." “Oh, that’s ull rlght. Wlll you come out and surrender?" “No, “I dle first.” "Then “'9 you and me for It." said the policeman as he plunged Into the rlver. The battle continued In the- water uutll Thunder- bolt was mortally wounded. He died next dly. i IATTLI WIN AN OUTLAW. .__-_.. Lam beep-ht. Encounter was King, of “Rangers.” A prominent police oiilciai of New South Wales, Superintendent Walker, many years ago as a plain policeman bed a desperate encounter with "Cap- tain Thunderbolt," a famous Austra- lian bushranger and mail robber, on May 25, 1810. real name was Frederick Ward, tired at Walker, who was pursuing him, and then galloped away. Walker re turned the tire and galloped alter the robber. Both men tired at each other as opportunity altered. The Rocky river confronted the outlaw. but he took one daring leap. His horse was killed by the ofllcer’s next shot. "Are you married?" cried Thunderbolt from the middle of the river. “Yes." re- plied Walker. "Well, remember your family." “Oh, that’s all right. Will you come out and surrender?" “No, l'll die ilrst.” "Then it's you and me for it." said the policeman as he plunged into the river. The battle continued in the- water until Thunder- bolt was mortally wounded. He riled next day. "Thunderbolt." whose TRAINING OF A PRINCE. Present King of itaiy We: “only Brought Up. Everybody who remembers the king of italy as a lad should remember the name of Col. Oslo. for many years his “governor." The prince of Naples, as the king Ins then called. was a very delicate boy and he was treated by Col. Oslo wIth almost Spartan sever- ity, which was much criticised at the time. Nevertheless, the king cher- ished a kindly feeling for him, as was proved on the occasion of the birth of little Princess Yolandc, by his con- ferring on his ex-goverhor the heredi- tary title 01 count, with the privilege of adding the pale blue oi the house of Savoy to his coat of arms. The following anecdote illustrates Col. Oslo's methods with his royal pupil: One day he received a request from a well-known personage for the auto- graph of the young prince. to he added to a collection containing that of his father and grandfather. The prince was about to comply when the colonel sharply i'arhade him. adding: “What value has the signature of an insignificant boy, who does not even know how to write properly?" NOTHING TO I! AFRAID 0'. MARVELS uubéfanouuo. Man-Iago lama. TM Bum fling. WWII. Vo'nrien of Our League... The late Dr. Tanner when in on lh-ent once moved the house of con» non- tn uproot-Ions laughter by hi- uncertainty with word to the word "lchedule." first he nude the "ch" hnrd, in the American runner, end when that we: received with n laugh he pound Ind honoured over it like u mm schoolboy. Al he plunged from one mnnctntion to mother the how's. aha-tot with tori-intent. Al I Tina Carnation Industry. The amnion lnduatq has than to ‘ considerable importance during the plat ten "an. an Town and Coun- try. An 2.500.000 at young cnrnnuon pinata are laid each year and the nor- lata produce an equal production of mm carnation plants approximates 8.000300 per annum. These plants are grown under glan- during the winter time for out flower purposes. producing an nnnual average of more than 100,- ooo.ooo bloom. mm beeémea of am enormoua number of flowers In some- that of a mystery. runs. The court held that he Ind not med proper care In Imaging nu lb cont. [lice- oimu In appellate term, In New York, have decided that the" In “no who of eiiqoetie the! to am e an. while stung II I no celled quick lunch restaurant, to tilt. at Me overeat end m." This deci- Iiol wu the outcome of an nml inte- hon the judgment of the muni- d’el court for “4.40 in (not of Lewis Barrio, who Alleged his oven-cont wu mien while he won eating In I lunch on. Tie am [and of no “or! tell: «aluminum tboAlu-on cumin thne Yank. no second tells o! the doubt] Good. 0! 01m. Torm' vulnt nldlcn. tho pursued the three Yn- quln. mm than between Tom and mmulmamwmnm of m llllod Ind Ive wounded. The W o! lndluu lulled um wounded to the lumber engaged I: uric!!! In neon! with the lundard slowly established In 80mm. "pr and In! from Ion-Mn. The mu and plant of (he hung mo vulva moral purpoon which on mu. known In um country. I. m AM“ m unit: In In you don-M :- n warm for tho III-future ol papa, while umllont “MIN. Ink In panned (mm the pool of the fruit. An extremely II- MUo- low to Ian from the m mm and. ad «the ham”, when ‘ W Mr. m m tn the outdone. on fun. In Cm Colony. Thln food In and In Illa (hon, Ind "on on» Ian lovln. In more on: (hm ny other did. [Mod III-lull. or "be In: I...” as (My In «fled. no nloo in grant l‘uor with Arne-Men Origln of Funny Name. - Kin. Peter'- iunily name 0! Kurt mruvilch in aid by M. Rene Tailâ€" lludior in his book, “La Serbia, Kart George at lilo-ch." to hnvo origin-ted ”Jolie's: For his Iilier‘u wedding 000m Palmuch (the snndhcher o! Kin; Polar) bud given but some bee hint. Hi- Inonwr In hil absence ‘chnnpd noun 0! than and when he discover“ thin he placed one 0! them on in nothar’n bead. 8M culled om: “Thu villun Georgeâ€"(hi blank vil- lain!” Hence the uummo (Turni- Ooom. Mme). The mother. who coupon with u (out Ilium. was, It w, fond of repeating this moo do“ about bur famous non. who dmvo the Turin out of Soul; BIrtender'I Unfortunate Experiment With I New Drink. "Hello! Where's the head bartend- er?" asked the occasionni customer. coming in for I dram. “l'm head har- tender now," replied the man who used to be In uaistInt. “What's he- come of the other fellow?" “He‘s in‘ the hospital. Last week he invented I more for A new drink. Then he moped Ironnd thinking hnrd until he invented a drink to m the name. Then the binned fool tried the dose on him- self, and he's poisoned and hes I chIrge of Ittempted suicide hanging over him. He'll get six months when he's Ibie to otInd triIl. What‘ii you hove?" Cow Jack hm." Ovldono. THE REWARD 0F GENIUS. Log-i Hi! Wu}. CZ] DOWNERS GROVE. ILLINOIS no But Clflln SI. Down“: GIOVI. In. MISS MARIANNA ROE, :nm-omnnnnnnn: oval: loan a. syronson‘qnlvn "out. u "we fly um. t.- has to hub in; wmdhhbtefl.uhomm.l collecting Ibo many. Choking ”may. Many wandering mules «away I very nlmnh method to check diatom only on m purl M lbw mambo:- at their band 0! Inn-Mun who bu lo me the collection, They give him a gun lo hold In his mm Bud. um Dudiy Pineapple Julco. The juice of the green plumpplo ll Accredited in JIVI, the Pb pplnoa Ind the FIr EIst general}: th be- ing I blood poison o! I most deadly nIiure. “Huith” mention: it In the IubItIncI with which the Mann pol- Ion their kreeIoI Ind dsterI. Ind II the ‘liugermil" poison iomerly in use Imong Ihorlxine JIVInoIe women II- most univemily. These women cul- tivntod I III! on_ out: hunt to I long. any point. Ind the lent watch from one of them was certIin deIth. Tho Womi'I Chung“ Pun... The BtrIltI Batik-mant- In: tho chum! poutoillce in tho world. Pou- cIniI IVIilIhle In the mica: Ind to tho Vedanta! MIlIy BtIieI Iru Ioid It rnolfth of I penny euh; the icttn rIto oi poItIge throughout the In” Im in Ili‘htly over I hIllpcnIy. Tho mum on lotion to In piIro (with very rev exemption) In tho Brill-h empire iIJour-iltthu at I penny not if omenâ€"[moon Tit lmI. Dhaka-"8:3”; m. 1059‘ 1:. Special napolumt for night '00 {'0'". 0' ANN". VIKHIR. CREAM.) DR. W. C. BARBER. DENTIST. DR. L. A. BACON, "and work saves the wear I and tear on yam linen Send f you: bundles here and gm. + fits! class work done promptly + People Charged Admission to 8a a Building Moved. Queen Elizabeth's houseâ€"as it is called â€"â€" Worcester, is slim object 0! great interest to visitdrs. One reason (or this is because Queen Bess is re- ported to have stayed there when on a visit to the city. The second reason is. comparatively speaking, quite mod- ern. Some fifteen or sixteen years ago. the city council found it necessary to. make certain street alterations. The house was very much in the way, but the good people of Worcester would not suiler the house breakers to de molish the premises. Accordingly it was decided to make an attempt to move the house in its entirety several yards away. Excavations were com- menced, the ground was tunneled, and by means of an immense crane and other appliances the structure was safely removed. The removal was witnessed by a large gathering of citi- zens, a. charge being made to watch the novel icat.â€"Country Lite. Cremation in Scotland. Cremation is growing in public favor in Scotland. From the latest report of the Scottish Burial Reform and Cremation society we learn that for the year ended September 30 last 25 cremations were carried out in Scotland, being an increase of 10 over the number 0! the preceding year. The total up to the present time is 122. For a reduced charge at 6 guineas a certificate is now issued in Scotland carrying the rights, first, to one cremation, either in Glasgow or any of the crematoria in Great Brit- ain, and. second. to a niche (or de- posit oi’ the ashes in the Coiumharlum at Maryhiii, Glasgow. HOP SING'S ..Chinese Laundry.. Family Wunilz Don TEACHER OF PIANO AND ORGAN. 64 South Mall: Street. 3 0+0+o+o+o+0+o+o+0+0+0+t Ola flour 8:!!! I. u. 105'. ll ”OWNERS GROVE. ILLINOIS TERMS REASONABLE. HANK BUILDIN“ A SURPRISE T0 ENGLAND. DENTIST. ‘ BUUGH'l, SOLD AND EXCHANGED. COLLECTIUNS fl AND LEGAL BUSINESS TRANSACTBD. Don't pay 0H0 for mine! flour when you cu buy It for 9'4 «Mn at the Palr. noun": mva . - - union's JON! ll. SHURTE. Manager IDEAL DANCE ORCHESTRA "I” "AMIAILB CONTRACTOR, \ CARPENTER AND BUILDER. “Miiflfififlflfimfim IIIIIPII Ill nlllfllfln llflll Ill-ACID -l- Enulnuon and one. Dun (In In! unlu- dqy ul ovary month uonptlu July. Aux-at Mount-u and Inca-hot. OFFICE IN THE COURTHOUSEâ€"A1 WHIATON. COUNTY SUPERINTENDENT 0F SCHOOLS. ‘IIII‘IFIIIâ€"Illlllll! 6 I!!! u .cochc ouucaonm llllNfllS LUMBER (“INSTRUCTION 00. JOBIIING won DONE. I Contact; Mon (or u] clun- or building construction. Wnll Paper. CONVEYANCING ' 8] Fire {a Life Insurance 855 Window Shades Plctnro Frames. 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