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Dr. Mlle.‘ Nerflno Put Me On Acflvo List. Give Up Pregchlng For Two Years. Stroke Shattered My Homes. I can. afloat i1 Carla-43.00 I Var By Ian. A paper ”III has the most com- plete new: service obtainable {tom all puts of the wotld. lts sol- ntnns In most completely edited. Society, music Ind drama. liter.- tnn and art are ably commented upon. lts financial, commercinl and live stock reviews are acknowl. edged to be thoroughly complete Ind most relhble. FOR 5. YEA 8 "IE ”OI! PIPER THE OLDEQT DAILY NEWSPAPER IN ILLINOIS. "CHIMGII JOURNAL. ALWAYS A READER ONCE A READER '- puNl-h a flu book thou: No- bmkn. with s bl; cup of the um... Poll 0! Information. PM A book shout Colondo. 7) m. Full of Illa-(much: A bountiful won aim. Pdooloonu In .30. flood for one. Why not. I v9 onion In Colorado out mum"? Bummer “cur-Ion run- to Colo- Mo. Uuh I-nd the Black Hills. On. In. pins 50 cool- to DODVOP, 00lo- ndo Spring. Puoblo and alonwood denp. Ban Lu. cu .Uuh, [fid- wood, Hot Swing- nn Cantu. .. duly from Juno 1 w Bow-abet 80, ldolmlvo. Aluo cheap nus to many other Pint-In the want. and north-wont. orfull particular: cull It. act» 0!- floo or hlophono the agar". 8.“ Luke, 0m, Butte. Hal-nu, 55:43:)“, Mason]: and Knllapoll. Pol-thud, Athland, Tucoma. Bo- nnlo,Vlcwris and Vuncouvors32 75. Spokane, Ellmnburg, Wonnwhu and Amulln. ‘30 25. Duly September 15 m Nov-tuber 80. 1908; San Fraud-co. In: Angelou and Sun Diego, Cal. $33 00. 01:. way second clua colonlat ox- curolon nus via. the Burlington. Railroad News. iauuuunun uncut-i Sun L. KLEIN. FEES]! "II SILT ”Elf! (MIIED 00008, FRUITS 'EGETIBLES, Pal/17'!" OYSTERS I'D FISII.... Telephon- Ko. 3. and can make very prompt deliveries. Orders called for if desired. Telephone No. 231. 32 South Main Street. . . . . . . . The very choicest cutsin steaks, chops and roasts will be an inducement oflerea our patrons. We alâ€" ways have on hand ‘l'lctot Amt. umam‘de‘u-fi' " clout little m In In but (an The Inn. Till chap h tum; It handmhdutomodmorud m Rolf. of ”no Tall Woman. Wommmmoninotth tall and magnificent mun In our. Ind that till d‘lnty, 1.1174le, VIVI- In 1 ago-bout attached to I Duncan. with two lion. In the cage with him, Ind two manna, ll. Wallet ud Duchatmu, on the top of the use. Thencemtookpheefi‘nm...“ the bnlloon mu splendidly, In pres- ence of a group cmwd, mm: a course towlrdc the Belg!“ frantic, descend» lug without accident at mtmhour‘ fl 8:30. Lion. ln 5 Balloon. Probthly the most remarkable bal- loon ascent ever made took place n! Rout-Ix recently. The author of this singular exploit m s CIMII Henri, I am proprietor. who vent up the Indus promptly returned to Its former elmnnel. The hull“ engin- eers. it In sated, Ire Iboohmly bo- 'lldcl’ed. Finally. last yen, the government of mm ave up In despair, ordered the annulment of the automaton: ma left the city to Its Me. Thu use the mil-ache. A local “lat Mend up :- Imitation to the river ml. and M Indian Mach. anmthemnvorlndn You been mdmlly tonal“ m ll» elem bed nod mm; In Mae]! 1 trash path. which threatened to mm the!- Den Glut Khan, a any of some 00,000 manna. Everything that oclence could do to any the em- w. Inn-l the all who told- Mn “- A“ mu up 00an "Mb. Whoop mm, luv-0m mat chum The W" .1 at you“. 1910 ms Ibo "nonna- "at n M And an. lo and il- coon. Who on no can.“ um can "at And nuclei from u» tout w. Imthe m with than drain- mmmhmm; mynmlnmmdnm Nnr hall the "an. Inn; BI! who Ml my In. W In .Who- mun. ml ham Who never {mm and an" amâ€" The man will: fund urn-1 â€"h.rneu¢ thy. In "how“ m "0'- mam" '1" no! tho In mm .1ch all." gonna lb I‘M Nor I. In. stoop to Gnu-n. Th! nth. II and um, rut mm and and who. coil low am! the. IMO! dam; flu in" an In.“ an “I! In oven The Inn 0m: mm "In? Oran (vii. 0-6 at iho medical inspector- o! achooia In the city at Paris. which duuict la uncaring "on an epidemic of diphtheria. ha: diamond that In- faction among the salami achiidm is principally apnad by poaciia. Tho-a paadia, Ihieh an municipal m, an in certain achooia diatribe!“ in (ha wholan "on morning and col- ioctad ai aiahl. in thin var cap chiid ia Mam Miia: a poocil which haa hm mviomiy and by unihu child. When it in mun-i that chlidm hahiioaily put (hair paaciia in their noniha. ii in our to no how diphtheria unread; Tho loam haa mi la a "port in iho aaihotiiiaa aahlu that each child mm ban a paadi o! hla or her own ior (ha mun mill. Ind otter luncheon Ind‘ dinner mum n apecinl brew (or hi: my Josiy and the (onunnie low who no privileged to Lute It. Ennin is thin to hold this little mill in his hands when grinding the berriesâ€"n pullou- lu' kindâ€"and the colon in sérvod iA' very unnll capo. which‘hvo nlmoai the nppeonnce of m cups. [1 in. of course. served by 2min himself in All the glory of orieninl drum. son the Philndelphin Inquirer. The people who hnve Mod the King‘s ool'oo on very few, And no! oil 0! than admin the ilnvor oi’ it, though none would “to any no, Morin: hi5 laziest] hu Inch n high opinion 0! its qulliiy. Edward 0' England Hn spool-"y Propane! Dover-go. ' King Edward is becoming an lavat- ente coll‘ee drinker. Wherever he goes his Egyptian coflee maker. Emln Abralum, follows with his little canoe The defendants explained that they had had a midnight luncheon and were trying to decide who should stand treat for the cigars by flipping r. coin. The court ruled that it was an act of disorder and imposed a fine on each. The lines were paidâ€"Wash- According to the testimony 0! two policemen, the young men were stand; ing near the corner of Thirteenth and G streets northwest, about 12 o'clock Saturday night, flipping n 25-cent piece. Their conduct, the omcers said, was hot boisterous, and the only thing against them was that they "matched the coin." I "HEAD 0' COMMON SINCE. 0m. court flu Declared it II I . MlldlmQIMr. Thole i‘euidents or Washington who ere in the helm oi flipping a coin [with their friends to decide which dial] stand treat will do well in the future to do so in private, or at lent ‘ not within the sight of a police oilicer. According to a ruling of Judge Bundy of the District branch at the police court, ouch practice is an not of dis~ order, and he imposed a fine of $10 on four young men who were caught in the act of matching a coin. THE COFfEE OF THE KING. CONT “FLIP THE ODIN.” rm Arm: left to make window 31:33 for the United States for sonar-Mons to come. ; â€"â€"D1llon Donbledack. on. In. of Opldon' Went. A French savnnt points out that IMden' webs lmprove the acoustic mm of 1 room. He says he new In England I hall that was Ida! for the conveyance or aonnd. la u «n moment It wn decided to elem the ceilings. nnd m the spiders wm dillodged. The lull was ruined a a place for making. The sinnt ug- pltu that cotton string night Do in; loo-sly m «lung- to b- m tic mam mm d 80¢: dolor. in Wmlng. Wyoming's soda deposits are the patent on arch. We have enough natal-II sad: in our sod: Mes to make all the sod: biscuits in the World lay the next two centuries and then throw in tot good manure, sumcient Inland. nnd soda lye to clause til the tribes of earth during the two can. (uric: they no feeding upon Wyoming biscuits. Ind still have plenty of soda} Plat Mum led. Mrs godmother [are her 3 Bible when the nu eight your old. and one On, Poily'l mother found her reading lone men In the old inclement 'Mch vere fill! of "hell In” and "the wrath oi God” an other emllin' things, according io Harper‘s ling:- Ilile. The child looked up thoughtful-1 Ir at her mother entered the room and dd: "lent-a, l have than had each a very piano: impression of Oodmntlthinklshnnnotrendm am. n: more If you don't mind." Had "to um. A mm boy who live. In the m- orn part of the city has Mon o! III: M. nick ha tonal-a mm to o. atom-hunt and amusement o! m punt. and the when 0! Ma Mm. Ho In very (and of sweets, nâ€" pechny 0! pie. 'hlch his mother man. The other tlu they find clam do for dinner. He Md men one place, when he said. “lamina, m l at umber piece?” "You," corrected his-other."mcan.bumyymh the Que-"on?" "OI, you!" add the boy. “you know I always did like pie (In I Ilium." "What about John?“ and In 0H". "Why. he wrote no In! wool (MI I: AW wu emu. III. and l belle"! II. He cor- mflr Ind m «an; any. Tho Ion-o In .31 up!“ down; he Md m «a: mug- m «In «earns-m. n1! then m I p". of many Nuk- nd. will. and Moe button on (My chin. mo- uth. Whe- lulcd Mn about It the poor. am {snow odd to in no lonely he didn’t how 'hu I. m Mu."â€"lhltlm A-eflul. ~rn lo mm for Jami sun." and In. Immune. Jun but Mm In. Ion-m. "that I came home m" but than down. To" In I'III uh: ”on low a maniac. .1] “VII”. "an. In fool. rum. pound It. can”! And. ml at I'M. pu- lhmqn and m I.) mu! â€"MI W. hlm‘ cl! Who have» do: Inc Huron um um. lam ’ M n-a tn}. taught Illa doubt- and l‘lno mul- wllh (on win-In mun: mun Into. ‘1'. n1- mu ovummn" In mid (of taut 0! blood. Inch! n‘Iu-h conquest- mun on MM or wake. III- M." who know- lbom no! cur-poo lotu- ache. 8m lam Ma llvod. Though won with Faith's Warrior; _ no not dlmyed at doubu. "I'l- Inch luau mule Men's venture- (and. What hummu- lu and nu I- not earned? When no doubt. m withstood. Mme powers. (or hot 0! chnlbn‘e. never Jecta of these strange plctures ue views of Shemeld coliege. the city of York. Windsor castle, Arundel castle. and I score of other famous scenes. The In!“ are or mother-of-pearl, caved with smut skill. On one side the mm has depicted a nu; hunt. and on the other a boar hunt. When mod n to the value 01’ this -knl(e. the Inn replied. “Well, we calculated It up to £920, but that in betore It in finished, Illd than we ceued to minute what u Ind coll." Einborately Engraved Utensil Han the World’s Record. The most valuable knife in the world is to be seen in the collection of a tumour; firm of cutiers In Shet- fleld. it is urge enough to m the pocket or none but a giant and con- tains seventy-ave blades, which close up like those of an ordinary knife. Each of-the larger blades is elabor- ately engraved and among the sub Dlsuu‘ No Longer Looked Upon u “Bloom-«Ion of Providence." It is one of the most hopeful signs for the present and the future at immunity that the more enlightened and Intelligent no longer regard pre- ventable sickness as a necessary evil, "n dispensation of Providence.” or “the will or God." We have grown wiser and less superstitious. than were our ancestors. though ignorance Ind criminal carelessness are still en- ‘ sendering disease and transmitting it to posterity. Parents ignorant of, or indillerent to, the laws of health nu only doom themselves to intense suflerlng. but. worse still, also conv demn their children perhaps to life- ‘long invalidism, or hamper them men- tnily or physically. or in both re- spects for life. We see examples of this everywhereâ€"chronic sufferers from hereditary gout. rheumatism. consumption and alcoholismâ€"Suc- THE , M031- coa‘er KNIFE. TH! GAUOI 0F "mules. no Em Cams: 3:. Down": Guava. DOWNEIS GROVE. ILLI XITIQ V Window Shades. Picture Frames. Q Krambsfr’ 9Mertz MISS MARIA NNA RUE, g 64 Sun. ma- smoc. 't :HMO+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+O+M: _; DOWNERS GROVE. ILLINOIS OVIII I“!!! h SIIORMR‘SV DIM STORE 1+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+o+< CONTRACTOR. CARPENTER AND BUILDER. 1031mm won: Don. â€"Chrlullnu Rose"). M Davao. luv-no. of a Gypsy land. I A young Hungarlln gypsy. who had Delayed bl: party lo the lulharllles ' alter a robbery, begged the ml.- , true. .1 Mum Elm (or urolocllon. as tall commlom tumult-nod lo klll ' hlu. The nun nu gin-n mallet. [ml the room wu («mud empty on the followlnx any. El’nnlullly Mn body will Manny"! In a MM. Tho eyes had been burned «ml. the (0"qu u- clud. and the man banged by lb. (out on hm hm). Irv-m. Tm- body had been clown In (to Too Old to Try. One 0! this uludenlu II the PM!» ally o! Pannlylnln. Influx lo ham an hone-l penny dnrlu Mn «anon. dnldrd In lutrudm I mm and pum- ylu cyclopodln lnlo llw mum" and Ho ull ll Among Ibo Inna)"; pawl-c “an. Net-dim In any, ho had many cum and Imunlnx olwrlmm. At no. plum be hand In old an warl- lng la the mom. "I'd like lo null you I "w cyclowdln," uld lbe mm. "Well. you“ teller." nld the “mar. "l'd Illa lo [um um», lml I'm Afr-Ad I‘m too old lo rlde llw lMuL" Contact: at“: (or 31) clung of building construction. ‘I‘IIII "Au-AIL. PION- m ur-to-oua IUIIC FURNISHED IV "I! IDEAL DAACB QRCHBSTRA “3.0;“! III- to can at lunch. I‘D“.- JOHN H. SHUITB. Mal-nor ”It!” OlOVI - . - “um 000': my 8].") for nun-ls o' llour when; you can buy H. 'or IN mnln Al A)». D'ulr.) fanmmtmmmnnmm :rDHGG I nnl‘w- . u... 0M: hour- sun. «I. 10591:. Spatial nopohnmm for air!!! vmrlr 'n'". 0" AIYII‘I rlfl'fllk. CHICAGO DR. L. A. BACON, DENTIST. DR. W. C. BARBER. DENTIST. Family Walsh. Duo ”and wotlx saves the we" and tear on your linen. Send yom bundles hem and gel first class work done ptompil)‘ TEACHER OF PIANO AND ORGAN HOP SING'S "Chinese Laundry.. nfimflonn- mm. -. («S p I Better A wrecked ntn than a ma so no“: The umlnou' well [100". thundering. wllh In (Ire Ll! Ila". A hlycock In a My Held. lxnckln‘, In.- Pink. Two draw-y people plllowed round about: While In the omlnnuu west ncrou the darkness Flame leam out. Putime. A boat amid the ripples. drilling, rocking, Two idle people. wiihuux cause or aim: While in the ominous west (rm.- gamer: darkneu ' Flushed with mums -u-u-u and". Ruth: Choate was sitting next to Judge Hoar in the bar when Chief Justice Shaw was presiding and the Suflolk docket was being called. The chief justice said something which led Mr. Chests to make a half-humor- ous and hull-displeased remark about Shaw's roughness of looks and man- ner. to which Judge Hoar replied: “‘After all, i feel a reverence for the old chief Justice." A revemnce for him, my dear tellow?’ said Chonte. “So do I. 1 bow down to him as the wild lndian does to his wooden idol. I know he‘s ugly, but 1 how to a supe- rior intelligence."â€"Senator Hoar, in Scrihnor's Magazine. TBRIS REASONAILE. -vv-NVI- . lndiln ponies or America are hurdy little bouts, with much intelligence end tire, but their cousin, the Conne- xulra pony, of Ireland, in a more pla- eidly oompnuionahle creature. The lriah no: in hardy, like the people of the district, and does his share of work with l good humor that is char-n ecterlstlc. It will take its master and ‘ ‘miltreas on a Journey to town with never a. thought of bucking. It will carry a heavy burden u long distance and feel well recompensed with a little food and a few wards or “blar- ney." it is withal a good worker. an excellent companion and somewhat of e philosopher in its way. "Ask mnmnm; Tho Hardy copngmm Donny. _;-__ ~ ,,,. 9M9! Junta Shafl mu] mmmmwm ‘Iilillmliillllllllkit}!!! u .ooEG ouucaonm m ‘4... F BOUUH'I. bULD AND EXCHANGED. COLLECTIONS I AND LEGAL BUSINESS TRANSACTED. I Don’t my 8]."! lot nan-I: of "our who"; you can buy H. 'm IN mull Al. Um l’alr. ‘39 M..' "m. AIMI. I". ‘l!’§*i'!lilllil§!l}!ii}. i OFFICI IN THE COURTHOUSEâ€"A1 WHIATON. Elumhnlol and Dam Dun tho Int, Hut-l “yo! any month .lelIljl July. Luau! lion-3b" Ind beam r. Wall Piper. COUNTY SUPERINTENDENT 0F SCHOOLS. uumus [UMBER ’'"cb~smucnn~ co. 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Il-‘ing "In! Nlnlld- pleu- III!- um um and :IlIIr‘ic field l'lu' hl “iii-"mm lm‘mrn and wumru Training In: reminds“: u- all milk-5m lilr. T be [brat/Ital pawl” says, when your house IS cov- ered with WHEATON COLLEGE . Otto Fisk Paint WHEATON ILLINOIS.