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HUMOROUB PARAGRAPHG FROM TH: COMIC PAPERS ‘No. dnr: I! would lu- nth" dull- lug henna: main an ‘. _‘tu¢ulnnan.' bulwar- 1-H! momma“ A Growing LI: . 51.. u mt: man- .01.!" I‘. '0- «Mod Wrâ€"«Sot maxim but I Millennium-cloned” «nuts.- Win! ”a Wanted. markâ€"«Perhaps you'd like to look It modal 1 1mm nor-a expmdve was. Walderlywlmh! Rhe'n away ahead of cm- dMe. Why. she has a lot of mmhle hnrrmred (of nut year. Prone-who Wm»... fllngiomnâ€"A‘mlr rife may to be an tipâ€""Mam woman. Nqnm («Martinoâ€"Yes: but for gmdm-u' sake don't whim: wife. A seem. rudeâ€"You neon to be llflm wry comfortably he". my thy. but are you tum-In: any mnmy? Stu Thor Ito-’0 I'm-l. Mia Oldgm~0ne or my tmmrm la n ton-dollar gold pm that WIS given to me on my olghtwnm birthday. Mfg ('Iuallqm-vl'w offln heard that rare old mlns hot-mm valuable. Sntlvrâ€"m. M'n all mm, but be In. a (elm-oph- Imagtmnnn. Stringerâ€"«A 2919-:va §maflmtlon1 Knuthâ€"Yon. He run't m MI th- mm: 'lthmlt (flung It It m m the. lulu thn it Is Enh'xrd View. mamrwwmnt sm-r «1‘ .1 man In your mighhor. John Bram? Toni-g ol the '00-. "My Mar." mill Mr. EM, ‘mn you MI mo "M dlflmm 'I'twn~:v your nmth and ”up «mum door?" "3'... | mn‘l." mum-w! )lrc. Emu-L; "Thru," mnunvm! mo hut-sultan»: ma». "yum hm! Irm‘r I‘m-p mug at Mr mim- of "mu chm! so the mm mu tell the dim-”m.“ “mumâ€"- How I‘m” ha-r. could (in wnrnlng. (m. fin Q. I'm-«co. Mn. hut-km ~ our mvk slum warning. Rho I: gum. Mn. mm Afi‘alk! Th9 Mon! Why. It» Mm"! ere" hand m near an ""03an y". O! I.” Input-n. Mn Sowmsvlk mnlnl, m; you In“ no. m up "my "and um. Norm M‘hy. my do", an old mm]: to mm: to talk. mu. I do"! tum}: "Had no. armor-"m. "Hm: "-qu (be In" I’M I: "HI; to my! (run . I'M" Hwy» Wr‘h n cnmm In In In ukh Illl. rd: but I... rave. pl- ».Ali. .5 .0 It} I. .u :5; 9:: I... 9.2 3.. £5.53- t: 23:!!! 1g. [.32. .: (at! I! are. it! 62.24 I! a Dual 0' mum- (tum un- lhmruw uu." Jam-aw, “Hy Mt.“ In mm. "l rm. 1n pm! our 0‘ than 0w” handr- atrium" "We Ins-r." want-ml "w firmer; ”and now "w you: "wanna II. we mum 1am I- hr" 31 II and “(do up Tb. Whoolhouw. The hmn'u Ion luuhul up from the muffin: Inn-t ”‘l'llll'n a urn-IMO- MNI." replied ll! mu behlud Ibo blue [um-1|. "Ila-Ito: uh II rlubl balm- Ind M your an. Inn Ilse Hm «rm: ll." mum-w» "I; an you ulna-flat In Proper I‘M. "New In a Mme poem." mm the pn- ty with the uuhIl'lRl’fil hair. who had drum! Into the editorial "talcum. "than I Intrndul wen-l] u n no!- ballet" “Lou- m any slum.“ (run-led Old~ barb. "In an "pupal Him-Ian." O'Ruflortyâ€"J‘ullh. nn' 0| was ur- rlated fer belu' dhrunk nu' dimlerly. as“ it‘s um»!!! um wudu‘t be unhol- dls« urrm-ln' m' uanu- ar ()‘lun'erty. b' gorru! “What In your ammo“ at love. at (Inst night. Mr. Ultluuvh!" queried the yr] with the fluffy [min wlm typo- 1mm helm-«u mania. Fan-ll! Putt. Mrs. O'Ran'orty-«An' puny (lhl you glr "1' name av (.‘ulduu-lu In th' police station. 0| dunno? "0h!" replied his ulster, "It has to be trimmed, you goose!" “Trimmed? Too large. eh?"â€"l'hlln- delphia Prue. I... all Div-Iv. Stu Hardinâ€"When I first came here, ma'um. l undurutmd you to any yOu kept ('lllt'kenl. and yet I haven't seen I-hk-Ixen on Ibo table out-e. landladyâ€"0h, yes. I keep them: that In why I donâ€"t‘ km them. I"... 0! II. “ '0". «HI. " said Tom in his sister! “I- that your new but?" 7 Annotated For. hr. Balconyâ€"Don‘t be Mm!“ now. I ’hate I frlvolou- woman! ,‘Mn. Baconâ€"l know you do; not be- cnuoe Ike's frivolous. but Jun! because she happens to be your Midâ€"Yonkers Statesman. Q U...- WI". l 0.]- yuur opinion has just '0 have. I wish I ‘ ' -DflW1VE5?5"' ' 6.13%” REPOR'ZTER Con-Menu Drum. Maw York, sole agents for the Unltod A [110 and a mm: mm both of smog whom and may Join. were maid Rnnwmhnr the numeaâ€"nom'maand the own any. The (1.1 after they were "u“, no other ‘mrfl'ed the girl said to her fond hu- _ 3;._____,_ as bud: "0b. George. now that we In mnrfled. there In only also (may I n- MEALS AT ALL HOURS own: In SIAM not, and am In that I have no [In my I " Th fund 21 mama ..:..â€"- mm; 3:. Cottage mm noon young wife’ MI M nothing” v ’ m: mo; dint... m "J; ”'M' "~ mmxm"? 09g”; " 10 cm cum "um; :hfinnamn‘nmnw ”m bonding m I wont! man so. It In Insignificant. Tho m at my"! In New I’m not him 1..., account the singer was. 31'- I m number 0! twenty-m build!” mum, twenty mm “M Ind‘ “mfmnnfingfiom ten to“ Q m. hmflpmlar Neolithic. "l‘he loo-wry banning II aura to come." any! one Sew fork "chimed. 'Wemymtbomdyfornmm the larger and higher handful '- In curtain to have In the no" mean Tb an m In the flaw win In a. In, Ind meaty-ovo- story buncâ€" M. m of lead "I! cone-m." Alt-fly the forty-nary building In: ken ruched Ind pod II II- eon- When. hm mu m I VIN" Ocarina! I mammoth ole. Mn Wu Into the cloud. his mm m in! I My for the Maximum Now It Is «:me ammonia; a rainy, Amhltacm urn at work this moment avidly Gaming plan for tot-an- us", the limo kind of lunch"! told of In Mn fanciful non. . malofinmfihmnfl than I! tho mum, a proud- “murmur-sermon.“ wit-n: Em now In all-um hfldlmthonnmofmabmuy Mmmaahenmndhfld» Motown {Numb-would... (In-mum In (MOM Ila-Mud m mull-a. m mm My man hat-b mummydhmbympbuw 1mg, Mucous-ulna N" taxman! tum. Dem “thumb-mm“. ".m'mlmmum out mind-Much» The kl"; hu plnwzd the buildln‘." hh pal-re 1M the beaulluln‘ o! the Hand in tho hand- at du- numull do Wan- nnd I Madrid arc-hum. new! litmus. The building In to b. 0! ml Anb «In. Iona-«n. the ml "no 0! sun. of In mat um mm o! "no Alum-NI. The harbor I. Ibo to to W In um Ibo nu can in- duly In nan-"c loans. 6n: Dream and mmmandl splendid views. urylug from the broad Alla» tlc to die plflumlue sham. o! the hay. Prerluun lo Ila pun-hm for thy klng It had a populnllun of seventy usher folk. who luluhlled elghu-en dwellings. 'rhry sold out their right- ‘tn the lulu-mung donuts. sharing the min- of the Inner. in they put It. to please their Mrs-"Ian, upon the one condition "Wm filmy-N of mo Incur- nltlun. u fur~hmn~l erlm to which plkrhun from all nu- flushing- VIII-m of the must mmul. mould nan-In untouchtd IM xlmuld the “way. saw um.» to pllniuu. Tho Island In about three miles And I half In circumference. It In diversi- fied In surface and beautifully wooded. while In all dim-(Iona It recent; mol- wow-u Pun-u in I" a Ana. to I. In. .I I.--" "0-0. Elna Alfoulo of Spin ll pupal-lug to 0101 nut some: the odd weddlu' amount that some wealthy aunt-l. no- bleman bestowed on Mn and Queen flctorln. any. tlm New York Sun. I]. l- lznvln; - palace bullt on the Inland of (fol-tend- In the Bay of Am. 09- posite the port of Carrll md uho sum- ‘mer resort or \‘lllnpurcln. (amou- {or ‘ltl sulphur bath. The vlllu It San Sebastian. at which he lu- heretofore men: I good deal of Huge and: sum-j w, l.- the pmfly of hla‘ mother. and the new summer llama la deulcned to [in the youmml couple I place when they onu'eulerlaln gun-ta Independent- nmmor‘mm M m oath 7" farm’s-Vi Drown Jon-u 0-. Ila-0nd It.“ Um. W! _m rm ' m o no. um 04 mm. .- a. n no: DOWN!!! CROVB [MIR m l Id. 000 you hr 02.50 For Mk by an dealers. PHI-e, 50 «out... Pmur-Mmmrn 00.. Bnl’nlo. Xm- York. sole agents for the United Stan-n. W. J. “Ham. of 273 Clyhrmm Mam. Chicano. "L. an: “I had wflmd from kidney Unable: for quite a wink. .\l_v kldnm were much amend and pet-rotlnm wry Irregular In action. «mm: m to rig frequently during the night. 1 and pains am my luck and loim and mum other mtoms of kidney trouble existed. I confined my [my-man. and he gave me I pre- wmimlon which [no me relief. but as 1am»: I: l “W (Jim; has tram: the the would return with adrled‘ rim. A friend rem-ended Don's Kinny Pm: and I prorated a box at a drug um. I only used two boxes. um I have not had I [In of Ham-y "ml-Io since. I do not hesitate to en- dorm Ma’s Kidney Pills. II I know they art as represented." Thor watch the kldm and mm! "mm «hm they're sick. mm: mm kidney mam 3a- that they have the labor line of Man": The din-barges not even!" or [n- fro-1mm: I‘umnin m “Inletâ€"dust like" wedlâ€" mm". Unan's Kidney mm will do "Ii: for A Link Cur! Will Sure Many 00an Grove Readen' Fflm Tn-Dk. L. KLEIN Jon-7L]... lamina-mum” mmumnmmm cumin. GOODALL'S fARMER lumen and Dunn Joan-d WWI W 7-. m Amlumuvnltuhu-ufl M QMQ‘ union. 0“. farm and Drovers Jon-d ‘ the cum... My farmers and brown Journal ”him It lb- Unlon Stock 11?“. CM- auo. "L. any lflemoon any). luau. bu ban on mlruhur nun an Mn flock Ind nrn duly. Th but it"- on M In. country mmbulo to In Mun-l on unu- rulnln; to live m M fun- iub‘l '1. vii“. 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