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u, who In a my hm val} m the "Real Country Editor.” Inmhnnmflledmfln- it ”he! I“ MI in m not .3 “It. doubly mam 3m “ “mum“ unmmm n haw mmmmn. dim. mm: Iowan-Chm My ml- (hone-tonal “Minimum-tumou- ‘ WI: the“ «In In.“ at. nah. "hub to than b any 0.“.I1'Wl. Hangman-imam n In: evtdem from the opening 0! the union to tho clan that the mem- hrl m not manly "lemme [or pk IS- up but they were Intent In genius In the benefit from the convention M wu pouihle. "any question at W no It. mu were me. up The tony-fourth annual communal: a! the Illinois PM: Annotation wu hold at Ottawa. Juno )0. l7 and 18. Iver: part of the state Wu well rup- mated by the fraternity. there bolus About 175 when of the ”location ”not. among whom wen many of the lending new-paper men of tho mate. who a man] look I most native out b.1190 pmeeadlnsu. Ian: was mm“ by their when and Much- ten and the meeting was one o! the in”. most him-ting and meal.- l‘nl convnnuonl ever held In Illinois. {Wm-n Vulcan“ lo "I. on; u Mayor Jam F. "muâ€"mm». Wu 000 of tho LCM HM Inbr- Clflllg Ind "on! WI of It. I Kind Ivor "old In "undoâ€"Mm hut-pun! with Phony a! In!" Ilium «MA-hm“!- manor-lacunae» ribbonlnhcrhut nil-dun- tnctql by 1 mid In pinch I Met from her bunch. an. Wands not to notice. but via: the sorry-mung Drab In It dun. III. will. If the re amat- III Minn, us the entire mumflummmmdh «the-Human!» It on." It Matted «mum at!” I ” m" of Chic-m. npcl m main line of the Chm Rot! Mali 0 mac Ram-y. and a brand- on». c” a. h 0.. mails from Strata to Anna. when It mum: nth tho nah line of that m. It II 1:90 0- the Menrmn lino (Wham. Om" . M many). from 3909.: to man. mm Mudflats 0:": the in; Four It Seneca. the Illinois Central It La Sana. an! no mun line a! the Burihg‘lol 1 ”metal. that thing u Had mum.- cm a" ten and north and with In Mdnlan In the“. tine is not under constructing an latent-Mn he (man: I'm at the Chm. out“ Penna PAIIW). ”mung ()unwa with stmtor. Ind am giving ”lemma («:1an by con man; with the cum O Alton at Mahmumtmman Mnmythdwlthmtw than. “flan-Who.” ”0.2mm; mmyuonmmnm '- d ".000. Men-m "to! L- I‘ll. can". an no at no and Inuit-I cum II mm moo! m In am": named a an Hmuemmulmm; Rhubathonloohlememnd III-mun and a! In only lat-n! on of the lost lentil-l "mi-minis. I15 POPULATION OF M GROWTH OF THE BITY 0F OTTAWA The little to the convention in Pu ‘I’ nth-moan. when I m» I‘ll mud" to Ibo 3mm: and most (Inna leaned Ruck. and In an must a joy-Mo My made durum the ovate. “on. 1110qu mm mule dun mv IIII lob live: on both. And us (My mun-d M: the stream 0w «man at “Hunt: in. um- the ummnuum Io rm lb: loot Mama-I nu: atone: In a: m. u I- a bet that tho gnu «M "boob nun bu move Mulllul and and norm In: In any out: put undue-no. muu- usual on". um- nu n4 abound Ia um» an. m o! an IM. nlnou unm- II I. Ron. and unmr. m a In «my Mum-1| I. nu rm .3. “an hull-nu. Th Nul- l. 00. "rue“ will: 0! '1 WI nail-Inn. u out ml «all; new up. by III". Mal Ind nu III, in that «am: “HIM 01 non. "m lulu-n. laur- pH-vcikl b 0.“, mm In ID. ”no“ a“ “'1 Th W h um‘ I... out: II". ml 3 count" m d on. luau «III. ”III last-lathe (‘ommhun~llon. E. A wtely. Bmlusflrld. Auditing Committee-J. W. Wild. Frau Pmnnuzmw. Nokomls: Eugene P. .‘Hole. Herald, “Mold: 1. N. 8M“. Journal. Highland. Treuutorâ€"Eugeno I‘. L'Hotc. “GI" aid. Ifllmrd. Executive ('onunlueen‘rerry Sim- IIODI, Plaludo-uer, Muneillrs; that. W. Warner, (‘hrunlcltn Hoopeulon; 3. K. Dimmer, 0mm", Tuylurvlllo. Eureonrya-J. M. Page. Democrat. Joneyvme. Third Vk-e Pregnantâ€"J. M. Sheen. Oblong uncle, oblong. First Vice Presldont-H. F. Dorwul. State Journal. Springfield. Second Vice Prc-sldenhâ€"W. H. Free man. signal. ('hlcuo Hemhta. The Hut of ofliccrn and commltwn I- as follows: Friday morning was taken up with the memorial exerclsen and report: at committees. This wu (allowed by a business union and the election 01 officers. anu- which the convention m! journod. Presidentâ€"W. 1'. Bedford. Tribune. laSul'o. 1;!“- vu tailored by I recentlou and ball. which was largely “tended: , Returning from the Tent Colony. they beams the nut- ol the on." Boat Club, when they were treated as ‘n Itonuxvuoon lecture on “Starved Rock" by Home Hull at Ottawa. This lecture ll unusually Interesting and was way enjoyed by the uewapaper men. Mr. Hull being in excellent and onlertalulns maker. and hit a harm; hwulty u! [masculine his Ithocl. In I very realistic style. Ram mm Milan ‘9 0th!- tlwy were cleaned to the on“: Ten! Colony. when a banquet wu mm. and they were shown over the bean“- !ul grounds of flu: colony. which pom- puu m bun org-naked hr tho trut- Iuon! or tubetculouli. lam-non.“ W M“ m Inn II held twee A year. In the spring Ind autumn. The Tunisian gm- attend In their hundredt. each 'lth her dowry In coin and jewelry disposed about her person. The "golden 3mm of maldonhood" encircles her "In. Ind In It In in unnamed danger. When this I: gently unmoved by a pulsing gallant and prmntly round. It mmthtnmlmmm. A pumm- custom mull: among th- W mum no It mull Invar- mn «tumble in the nth! place. In \ u connlul the mm mm. ‘ presented to the city by mm um", Ought"! of the Amen Mutation. Inn Ant-st to mm the not when Lincoln 1nd Doug!“ stood then my made their enamel" M. [fly ”In am. In this park the poo pl: have mt pflda lad law [1 Ian" tannin-Mammals”. I‘d contort m (In dual; “no hm hm ”Mary '- m no public September It 1888. flhhmdhuhmumo- non manua- mud (or an pur- pue by Hem Wu. Ml. math-tomnmnh' mucnymnuum mhdafllulluoumul m aim-cm Ill-atrium.“ m.¢mmfly. The I'm I-orhl Ml II mummm'nu out“ ”watchman! mmydmmmm Ittktm "humanly mmwmcmmkm ”mmflmmfltm magnum Mn‘gmhmvm ”um. "Md-2mm nun my way My m mutt-(rundown Ryan-n dwmmM.” mmmmm.mumm ”anmch-uhnm mum. finishâ€"Nd.- whckfloflflflmfly M... mamas-ammo. ldmhm'mmm-udr- W by mm. mm er z 5;. 1 1 ”3 E 3! 5’ .33. 6.! I} :0! J v.95 fillet-3.3.8.3! 1-85!!! aging-$3953.89: Mum! “I“... m Mum! film at «be at; In the mum mu mu. the coil- 0 nu. ma mm. com m. 01.00! bail-11w. «who»! DH who! all and. M W um”. In." Inn-nu Manual. moth cola-Douala. Danna. Ottawa. plclumqwneu (hat. appeal: to the an and delight. the beholder. The en un- 0! Eu! Ottawa. an exclusive real lance Mamet. baa all lta atmu paved lholr enllre length can and um. north and mm. villa center Ottawa ha ha principal unet- paved. and a» name lumen-nu will be alarm! In West Ouala l- lhI- not dlatun II are. m permanent sue-m. "and amalgam the clly. Ila educatmal ta- cmllea aud advaalaaoa no mood to noon In the state. In mob helna 01 (ha blue-t charmer. hath public and mum II has a mum bun school up“ In aqua] to any actual ol Ila UM la Ila United But-a. and II no my and abroad; amen-m mu Vla- lmlhu Pollen. llulaaaa Colb'.‘ Count and actual m alum-annual: Mamba: | Bouldor In City Pan: Marking Lln- M I place of residence let cities In the nuts present more dallsmful upon Wlthjta ruled manor: 1: present- a The In. or an city In rein-thaw vol! adapted for I bullneu calmer. With In two rivers and the canal. It: mums for manuhctuflng lateral“ m unmanned. m ram-old: give Im- ple Ihlwlus mum“ And when the deep watetwny becomes a reality. which even now In alum-t an unwed (at. the city or on“. will kelp Into um greater 1770th u n comm» all! center. M u ”I. City MI. No my in tho mate «I luau. nor. ll- dsed. In America. elm . mm mound Mme tor hmnblo comment thin 0t~ can, one o! the most Important com "rem contor- In th- um. whlch In: [awed Into a world-wide Industrial pmmlnenco thrown the manifold and Intensive mammal «aluminum: lo am here. Ion-unw‘mmmwtut Plan. a! fluid-nu. DQHEEEQ 61,4175 8 5,? 0 3,135 R Even In Enlllfid these curious mar Re“ no not unknown. although they are not openly neknnledsed an such. One his been held on 8!. Mann's Hill. annoy. on out martin; Good Friday darling an. centuries And front of each h I "shut! lamw. em- blem of conjugal fidelity. A young mm feel- lunctod. He may No.9 up on the film, extinguishing It. The girl mum. It: It la n rejection n she leaves It alone. the ole!- h accept- unto. :mwméEfim WNW.M. mmwu “mm .0” NOON]. mmmmhmumvmm nun Mal I M“ presented by Rene sent-um 6min ”(harming the .p. meme 0! I committee to Invest]. ante me «mummy o! Starved Rock and other resin: for state park W- m‘ The M" has been “M h, Jovemr 00!!me Inna be new that the mom for the urea-mum of curved luck will not but been in (‘thhflnltudhranm m yum nub-alman- mluutflumsmfifllfl'fi‘“ ”votumlfllw, About seven yam In" A. "plan“ party of mm. about who. won Robe" (hulk! dc Ll Blue. "can do Tomi. and [MI- "camp“, (I. mm a W Mu. mud no ml and um In small! I: am. the not at (mamas In W not-rm “mac-nth“. m M mvunmdm. mun-anon: m. urn-mu. mu almond the much. the luv-m "on (to W» “diminutive-mollu- Iao. 0"" "only (W In a" and M the. m m um.- m-oo “any. tho lunch at Nov Yuri. To.“ M - col-Ith- no Inn-ob h l lam am. an an“ no. not In No- rm and wind Ibo-manhunt: unnu- Hldory of Sim-d Rock. Till: lawn! pmmlneuce In not than known :- Btu-red flock. When the eyes or the white nun an! beheld lu pmlplwus Ildu a In mu .- the “Rock of flu llllnl." w "I equh'n- I00! In the Mum WW 0! thCAlxon- «In “am. In "13 “then 11-» not“ and Janet In he «not. undo their in up the llllnoh river to than the Kuhn“. wens out-mod below Buried Roch It In their llnl tho “Rock of the lulu!" Menu- knovn to wane men. While not as Ive-Inspiring uktho Wondo or u picturesque u the Hud- Ion. the illluoin river, thmush' Ll Salle county. put Ottawa Ind beyond for a distance of twenty miles prenatal s composite picture of the small and picturesque. that in no when» equalled in the United States. sawed Rock and the canyon. Deer Park. Buflalo Park and scores 01 natural pal-n. rich In historic lore and wounding in lu- tcreat to the student uni plenum seek er nuke. attracts thousands or visiton‘ every year. Pro-eminent Imonx than; all Is Starved Rock. In enduring manna maul. to the bravery oi a vanilhlng nee and I land mark nrnund which clusters the norm 0! pioneer history. IS RICH IN EARLY LEGEND Illinois lay Purchase Scenic l Starved Rock. Counter Dome» Wm Amlnl com- Inlulon to "manual. Adaptability ~Kmn to any French Explonn ‘ and Mlulonarluâ€"NI-flod by "10‘ cam. 40"“ and Lannaâ€"Venn" “8!. Louis" Erichd on lam" by Tomi. ’msmmu 800K W Hill STATE PARK tum I00“ tavern flan Kmart-Mo. Dr. Milenaâ€"You needn't worry them your wife. She has a remarkable con‘ stltutlon! nanniesâ€"Say. doc. .mu ought to no her bylaws. mks ma! regal-non!!â€" Life. Femak mam ought 1368 um hold up train: the statue Ind mop fun that are gull celebnted In vnrloun rural loo-lulu are manlnge mafia In all hit namo. Tm pole line In the Int one to he comma! of We poles. the poles being reinforced with one-half m high carbon steel bars. an, Boyce'a engineers 'auld not be m lfble for the comtne‘lon at, or man plant [or a amen-eta vole. no he took the entire ration-mm] um M- an at (in! In" men a m The "no I: now completed ‘3 '3' M In Norris. Ind west to Oltl'i. and fleetflc cum! I: being ":9le km mg large hydroelectric 3mm u, Autumn. at Mn; 1: Immediate 0'09! an m- m at "magma. Mr. Boyce In building;poiemown¢mvp«hof the old Illinois Ind fllchlm cam Mm Jolie! to humus. through the center 0! all the m on ma anal. ”.mme-WM thmhmgmm -ydtyhmm. .mmmmmw mme mum mmmmn WWthmm mmwm mm? WWW . ..mmMcm an” .u WammmMm -umMym m mWWmmmmmmWWmmmmm“ .W "in” mmgmm m flunk-.mmI-mdevt tm.lntaflmmph-s.md my Mkfmm nu “We-mt min» one: The old um" mind "an that when “lun- do“ nylhlu It don u Mm than an» an do II: that It tat not" In nature's pot-u hr minim-ring puma“. Iowan! dam- luc hon mm at "trauma-vino Inc In. 4-- 'II um tony 1cm no. N1 the m curm- .- m pal In by Ilv. W. D. flow In ”In no Up to (to no. (I. lutuvy WM III" III (and In. It. you" VIM no and MI... a." «4 ram. M but duh! no (In. In unall- III Ibo W than I. only not! I u m can and «um: at m In to - nnd. filo muu- many II- W t") mm a. '- b any «no no can. d M} ”or. m I“ II. mm d 00‘ Mb maul. Ill" an m m dov- m who. that In no link E § 3 i E x 3 i 3% 5% power on the river. locued n It II. It the head or the only rapid: on the Im- noh mver, up which 3 bolt bu never passed In high or low tater. Tho "Niagara of the West" In that the old attic:- and to all the Rapids. An old map or the town all». printed 0':th rem ago. unawl the gum poo- Ilblmlcs of the future elt)‘ owing to the Inter power a this point. and the Mullen of thou dun were not slow. no they acted In bold and type that I nllmd had been bull! in In In: :1 En. P... and would no attended to “will“. "1., next you. So much 10! put Mllory um ptodlctm Now hr the valuation. ' Advantages o! 8m mama lung Yaars m. When the first wlme settlers put-ed down the Illinois River they recur nixed that how u the Inn 0! the presâ€" ent prosperous mnutncmring city 0! Marseilles. wlth I annulatlon of 5.000 noople. wu the only alum! want MABSEILLES IS “IMF" W. 0. BOYCE. My Doctor. Doctor-Perhaps In your cooking Inn's rumfllfle for your hunbamn “Ines; Ha ha I seven stuck or gastritis. Hrs. Jauntedâ€"Gastritis! But I a!- Inys cool on I ml rangeâ€"sync“, Herald. The Church of England mums 12.- 000 human“ lor Im your. and I manhunt]: of 2.142.039. Sunday ml teachers number 210,439, with 3.448.320 pupil: Great dedm‘ pacer In .90?er 0139.! through the use of tho tater m we minds and manna canal. TI- ekcfflcfir used In "than: the cfly and Mama: I» strut can at m. my la dorelo‘od m- vater mgr. Swen] fuck?!" use wit-r paw", and other factor!" use 00 fleetflcity nick ’- given at a In! figure for .n- leuunn‘ purwsen. In stallion Io no [firm Men are no MAIN! m on": that nine and flick k shlvred out o! the city m 3188‘ Mark! II M mum 0! I‘m eontry‘ The and In found In mm a! great (bk-km and cunt-hymen I! m m nanny non. All awn” at one thousand at M M 1M: and In sum out ml- math. -u v...,.,. V 7, The freight an and shlmnnma atone an: of man exceeds a half million dollars I year. on" rm 0' “MIN! '0?! m M D! Ila dim Ana-I the W“ litmus cm no pun and «In om m man. h" but The bur-Ms I" .040 In». Ilo n. M! hon Ibo in!“ amen. ml annmm'mmzm Mmmtmumu'nd ham to «mi-iv. «a M Ito far.- pn On puma-Mr. and that Mom . hm an" Inumu II ulnar A! line PM". my minim-rd «mu!- m can Mun. m!- ohm min. mm 'm com". ny took «4 may «he? urucm I-edl on the hm. ly Amman!» a u .nmml. mm- mtmtmm “Only"! me- to mm. m 7-». mm per “ti. (Is an W In It“ m mayo! ‘Mun mm flu [ml- Ounc; Tb: pull in! nominal! mu on" plan that Mum m haw (Manny and «I. chm! who when! ”as. not. nu m 0.1 pm I. m rum-d Mun 9m nth gun u made Tic “on M and m mum at not com d the mun.ndumalnml nut-It at no Mil-I, no ah- .» mm M an Annual m. m In ton-pan" m“ all) mind I‘m an! mum“ l m! up up um «um no In"! In mum On at um most lrlvnntln: plum the calm“ “med. [1 blm' r. :ai . plate gran tummy. I‘hwo- the tar I“! "- taken hem I w Ind Intact mm paw glam, nu lo be (he mam u nu world. Th!- «mou were (uh-n lu III plum on "so lIr-Ql can and Inn about (he onme mm". In.- and Do- lu Mud law a man a! Ilulluu In" III! III pound Imu I mom. any wild I Lem) toner In M The: One 0! the urgent (Hermann: plan'- In tho Urdu-d sure: I- lucnlud u! 0'- luu. making: building Inllertnl um! I: shipped to all unions or the country. Another lame plan! mused by the nu»: company ll located just oulfldr on city limits, A large Ira trick pl-m! I! located Jun on! u! the city. nnd u company ”1::va In the munfucmm o! tern arm) has 3 large pin-z! won at (he clly During the visit of the membara of the Illinois Press Associauon to 0!- mwa they were lakeu fur a tour of the Iaclorles. where work that was of the gremcsl Inn-rust to them was I» In: done. The presence of so many factories In Ottawa In due prlnrl:.nl!y to the nazural resources. which In- cludes clay especially udaptrd (o the mnulacluro of brick. tile and are proofing material. and l') we pvt-senat- of large mm of linen nud adnpwd to the mauutaclure a! glass and used In steel molding. m'hyed II “0!! The“ Ara tho Agoncln Which Fun ‘; nluh the Power. OtMrwBu we Place Might a. cum tho "Smoky City".- Mnmh-n a! mo lull-ol- Pm: Aw clatlnn links M lutemtlnq Tour o! the Point. of inductry and an the 800M; Were It not tar the an of vner power and electric power. Ottawa. ln~ aloud of balm; one a! the clean”! spot! In the llilnols river valley, might be called the "Smoky City" owing to Its large number of factories. 2 One of ,Cleanest Spots in ‘ Valley at That. WATER AND ELECTRICITY U.|.Imu¢o.M0'lnam. 0mm CITY. T! I ”F FAGTURIES Manama: "0h. Is he? Come hem. llnle boy. Run home and to" your father he doesn': need Ms teleuope ‘.o no upon OI the m.” "Ha l! 'he mm 0! Profesior Son- nenuhlm. me tuned astronomer who "we; over the may." “Who Is that nogleetdeooklng m- ne toy wlth that awfufly dmy me? flue Donavon. The pun Is not resumed as a tug! order of humor: nevertheless a good pun ls Irresistible. A writer In "to Baltimore Amerkan relates thls col- «mum: Yuma Wlle than!" mmna m. I mm mlly my In fill \‘mrr mm» In nltays twp-Nahum. On» My thhempJM-mdnyn ”the rm. me mm :m n n the brimâ€"l. run. It I! always mum; at on" Funk («llh («Hawâ€"Wall. mum. I'll awry far you. It mm In qnlro lnwful to live «mu I mtlmn o! (ht 9‘1.â€" l'hnadvlphla [mm-r. Mr. Ymmrfle lustingâ€"What «Nukes the oyster at" so think and sweet dear? Mrs. Younmarrieâ€"l ran'l Imagine. John; I made It can]! army-ding to (he recipe: “one damn fine. large oyster! sud ale qua-1 of flrh mfllv" The milk was lovely: and I! came In mm. and I had lo a” four cans to make the mar! I (Mn tha grocer called It "condensed" unhâ€" Thc Defiant: "I deflate.” an the mg m clfe. ‘1 M1 km that we are to do. that mail «at cost: In much u motto-9!. It Is nunsâ€"mm" "Yen. mm.” mm the narknmm "Wht‘l a My mg lo (h I! (M: keen on?” "I could Nth! you. mum. that hII' the case. (a cal porter- has:."â€"l."¢. A lady mu INN M M? mm; M 1 "mm. 'vml. ‘Aw y-q mm rial?” was [M Minn "\‘n-A' "WP-ac h M tmduMT' “(VIM-amt" “Run «MI I- k- «am he I! II om? nth-I "It My, ’Yuu M" unlncuvnl mm." In 0hr ml]. ”He's n rum" «damn: Wm mm a" a ham "ample at to rm; and cum-In m of cum M cm the "no! at the grim nun who. rm ”ted that the clan-m" of a mighty. ”mammal! mp'k'd: "ulster. l M1 Im an mm. and Mn. MI! I! Impress-MI h. he'd a“. n lmdm stranger.“ Woo." NH “1 Innu- In. 't I"! M In Mr. an! by tlr um um M lwk ' "u. «1 NM no I! van haul and tuned "mm-u nul MM out" “0' m M I NM u W'MWs-Mm lm Tho and that“ . "A M In .4" a! II" “that numâ€" ‘0‘. WI.’ I. it!“ MI”. '70- an In!“ m I m ”H trim“ The ward nun man an ”scrum "at“ wn own. I“. In! in am oh I" mum ‘rovuu‘ I.‘'< Even- ”if: flu...» «in I‘m liming h "an! tam-cu k n («I nu- «a? nun play. in! nun n' It» not." In an pm In it t'a-‘wun‘m. "’00 pt In haw mam-m In mu fa ‘ MWI'I It?»~l'hllnolrlphls Inn-cf “AM you would“ in“ 3 mm on VIM-r?" "Tm M l "null" "I (It! Ihkf‘lld but you «a MN “I MI. "t “vi a ulty nw'ltlm‘ "No all-"1mm nh-II ll. ubvdu‘o 0-74., I ‘ ”In I”! III h. M In: cit-HM an . mob-Ian “all M “In“ It'll In.“ "ca-l. "I.“ M: be choc-I" ”I“ uuu to In a “nun In: I «to In. W «NYâ€"(finch. Lad", :‘Imv l Inc-r 30. MI you In th- at! Ilu‘! but! «Im Ital up I. hour-l Ibo Mun": nt"-lmwll in. run “um.- lm‘. don't you in. um you WWI lo mm“ on 8ou " A tall man applied (or a pod“! -n u overseer. “WI-u do you lnou "' a. In ”kt-d. “I don't kunw myrmul." he "plied, "but I‘m (all vacuum to look on! all um um: you‘w gm " Tn:-hcr«.flnnmk. «won run but Ion npplu Ind lcn onus“. IL! u" alumna- ol the. to sumo own m- :1. ho) s‘ "at Iould mu in"? Jim autoâ€"I‘d law Inc had cumin: 1' lllvllass~\\'ell. Bridget. do you want w leave or nay? ('ookv-Dol‘l (My to boss me. l‘nilh. J dunna I! re: win! rm- to obi-y. I'll law. an‘ I! ya want me to law. “I Inlay? “I ice that young Noodle and Mia Sharp have made I matrh of u. H." got no hem! a! all but she‘s a duel girl." “Well. you can‘t cxpeu u much to In") two heads to IL" Dr. P|llem~You needn't worry about your wife. She has a remnrkal-le mu» smuuon. Heupevaay. dov. you ought to see her by-Iuws. rule: Ind regulations.â€"vu(e. “Henge” will never be com- posed of women. Sheâ€"Why do you mink so? He-(‘nn you Imagine I house full 0! women with only on spenk¢~r?~â€"Judge. Mrs. Hawkerâ€"Do you let Budget eat with the tamlly. Mrs. Docketâ€"â€" Yes: It's much cheaper than to In" her cat with the policemanâ€"Puck. “I m Robinson's married againâ€" married hls first Ivlte's sister." "You. He said he didn't want to have to break in another mother-ln-lav."â€"â€" First once Boyâ€"De bou‘ grand- mudder died 'lant night. Second om Boyâ€"Gee! I wonder I! Inc‘- golu' to 4' ball gnme.â€"-Phlladelphla Record- “What happens when a man’s m Denture goes down as tar as It cu: go?" "He MI cold Keel. Inn'am." Brideâ€"alien I: a telegram tron Papa. Bridegroom (eagerlyâ€"Win! doen he lay! Bride (renalâ€"Do not return and all will be torglven. “Why um you no enthusiastlc about podvstrlanlum?" "Bet-am I can". at- (ord an amokâ€"Pittman Pout. Min Bostonâ€"«The plenum was badly hung. um Cuncordâ€"And yet «or! well executed.