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TO INSURE A HEALTHY SCALP Downers Grove wnh INDU LABORATORY ARTHUR R- BEIDELMAN mm for In our 8m “um {uni-Ind on In any: «halve. and I. would Ilia (ho opportunity 0! Mn. you mollhvuhoorlolmflootof “to; for MM We will tho nah up can. ought] obtain (or )wllmdoMm-nnhhgm “an11. Iceman-“Mm I‘ll I. the M om:- M 1.1-. TELEPHONE N0. 24 (He-lg lllln-ll CONVEYANCING ”OWNERS GROVE nammm, Dowums GROVE, muons Illinois Janina, nit: little loam, TinthI-‘mhiamalimom Beatitudes revised: “Mmthnhi‘hinmfor Mnhthejoydpm" l‘nremamaeyumhum nuns, for they lead not may." 1 “Blamed m the Seniors. for “my dull receive their diplomas." "Blessedmtheqniclofwlgforthey obtain me good uni-h.” AFro-hmheanltonyfllni- edmymheethin m." Oneofthcl‘roshcunetothephy- 1siology ems the other «3] with the gun-prising and horrifying succulent that he Ind lost his bones. Call u detective. quick! Hugh Brown find Robert Bordwell nu H. 3. visitors loud". H Do you sum that the pay him and the wom‘M rum: on the brow {will ever go luck to what they used Are you interested in girls uhlet- tics? If you arr. come nu: ma use the gifls in onion in five Met In" Immune“: which will be played on loudly: uni Wednesdays at 3:45 for three weeks to come. ‘ They say that every cloud has its silver lining. This one Mid Mve one at pure gold. we think. H“ mm»)- days of! did you have this week? number I date In Maury, "a. when you get ninety in the exam. at NY! It. Mrmavifimmhy ‘ltmwbibhpnflcic-Lef- chutnniuflkhagpukhe PM. Ira-H nun. Will wold": mu can? flow as ch. nod. to Wham? Well, ask any mentor of the (cum 1 la the halls: “I m know I'll M.- 'l! l pun I‘ll to unwind.” “I! l unl'nmulndyluduun; 1 Chem echoing mm the bolls: “What do your cum «In-T“ "can! from evary Inn-her of an ‘lmny: "My your mulling; I! you uh- . word. you will have 39â€"...” (Th 90-“, Men with the bail“- dunl luau-tar.) Tau-her: "Why an you laughing? ‘Yoo man be ham." ‘ MI: “We might .- no“ In happy now, no u-lliug how we rm In that re It! our senator ml: gndu." The ancient Mmry clan h m Illp- pm. “In Gm. ‘ lun'l it just like A Preahmn to ml. to know if Iw could lake h1- axmintm a: home? Question: I: it we to carry a bot- tle o! Sloan's Ilniment tmund in one; The most quiet time during pie ‘Iunch hour is when I“ (he Sopho- ‘mon‘u get out. thoir favorite book. Cum". Not their favorite. you my? Well mywny, it In the one with which they are most. frequently seen. Wc find ”a! (M- with (ht loll-'- Following are the spefling reports for the week: Mina Tron, 95.54; Miss Hughes. 97.24; Miss Smith, 97.68; Min King, 98.4; Mr. l-‘ensley, 99.29; Miss Swanson. 99.37. ' Perhaps if the class advisors are persistent enough. each elm will pay up its pinno dues in full. Que-(Ion: "II“ In mu did-Ind?” Reply: “Into man an! mu." Pupil: “A business man running, with a roll of bills in one hand, and a sandwich in the other. Teacher: "I! l. status were toâ€"Fc built representing the United States, what would it be apt to be?" A certain Sophomore has Caesar brain: which she is quite willing to rent before the exams. IN AND ARWND THE 3630M. Oflen hoard: “Dictum apical! and for Hahn’s birthday in coming soon. WhatahllngiveheflSmd-xg- to this column mean: he- ‘fm February fourteenth. habeenundérflnthhmhm val-in; review mentions. :M the ton! of pnise comes to theFresbianstedof continnlw and would By an “faltering trust. hand in your Like one who has learned his lesson. A admin with naming to fear. When ten time runes around. Thou go not. like the trembling idiot Who knows nothing; but sustained have At that mysterious time that each must pass ‘ 'beamtnpsis.“ So work that when the trackers com» to collect I Paul vs: and mum Binder wm visitors u the high school one day Inst week. Tenth": "I!” your mum snug.“ Pupil: "l Mm’l my.” 00.. Ire". u ion; at he muting the fact, it isn't I hapless rue. Chemistrymdmm, When will the time he o’er When :nthehigh nchool studies Will trouble as no m? Nearly everyone in the high school 0h.won'titlniunwonderml Irv:- Iii-Io II.“ My skin nmttdundhrflghlmw fly to Wheaten dfln‘t tap the thing from uni”. After my «pol-i mthhg‘bimflbmmhr LItinandAlbegl-I. ltinnhubeenneen “unmanned..- English And Gantry. Isn't it a grand ad glorious day Ilklolhcmuymm-om- ~.htMmbhd."flnNc-rlut" It. Pye'u undo“: ad Mar-ab- un (In! Ind. no they ran doubly The piano. which Ma may but purchased by the high «bod. In h- on... wild. and has hon mflmd Io Those mm which they know yw Munnamfllflmn An (cw nu! hr m. wm (bey'n- called on to mini An Olnou vMuuheI u-tm Goodmn -~~xurg|cs and mu- Win-ton flMh~----â€"d\'cu the many. New! in the Boyl' dressing room: th: “Shtlng'l line! I'm coin. over. but I don't. want to nee w of Fyou 0mm" “Muxk sounds good. but don't you follm dam: I'll me that your [M- enJoy themselves. ‘ceived I mark in I recent. test, which :he in about to take to the sky nod have fumed. How does this mike you feel? To run all the way to school, then to- 1member that you've lefl. your books ‘at home? If an ice wagon weighs 200 lbs" and the ice in it weighs 201 lbs" whnt does the ice man weigh? Ans. ICE. Heard when a pewon is tardy: ‘Our clock Wu slow." (0h, won't somebody invent a new nud really original ex- ‘cuse ?‘ Ir. M [no I moat hurt-(h: Miss Jenlve Clark was a visitor at the H. S. on Monday. Familiar fibs: (After some one has borrowed some paper from you) I'll pay you back at noon, when I get. my tablet." "0'5 but horrid. Thanh a lime Sophomore All! he has I um. cud Right In the muldlc of M- {new And when M'a good. "0'. very. Vary goal. Then with you we’ll play a game And for ourselves will make a name; And the score will be so high 'l‘hnt you'll all sit down and cry. 1 Where would the high when! he an the piano fund, Wem it not for the Freshies? The whole class, fifty~ nine strong. is paid up in full for the rest of the year. We hear that a certain Junior re- Ffiyumhiuw lmmddelodnodnrd domdothbprv- Thou why be divided u to communi- I_y (m or a. upenditun 0! our \ On that not Inn to look very In: about to no that within a your or hm a! an Inn. Downer! Glove will Inn need. In he: m M: the and. of a m and top-(mu «wind High 8cm. ‘ The" an- a number of vii-win Down": Grove. my-I! Included. uh.» how (m "prism. how Inn! It Mam-MwillhloflMnn-of that out". landed Io Miler 3min In on!" to curry on lbs- work. In Incl! condemn- lhe plan (or Downer: Grove and; 11v.- ful that the activities of the Y. I. C. A. movement would, u l tandem it. manly be and» the Invent-Ion of I county emulatio- or nuptnimr, and that the real 1% can o! "I: movcmnt would depend on M- wflity to find and lawn-y rumble nun. who lure the mm to‘ give or am willing to sacrifice tlme‘ ed in the hungry Mb, 1919 is?” o! the Reporter. And I believe the ‘1 winâ€" ahlp High School plan wtih the‘com- malty center idea in the thing Dow are (have needs. In the general discussion at the} vulva: plans mentioned heretofore I would like to my um with all «in mthtth.Il.C.A.andlts work. I annot bring myself to the point 0! expressing my belief that tbocountyY.ll.C.Aphn.mbr~ do; discussed “doughnut the county Mu in the males: degree, meet the demand: of Dawnen vae. ! mad with great, interest the let- “3‘be 911-. 7H. 6. Butler which appear- Downers Grove, Illinois. Jan. 21. ms. Downers Grove Reporter, Downers Grove, Illinoia. To the Editor: :recognized by all thinking citinens. His arguments are conclusive, and his plan the most pmtical admin of our problem. Mr. C. H. stints. Downers Gmye Repel-tar. ‘Downers vae, Illinois. lDear Sir: : I want. to endorse the ‘plan advoca~ ted by Mr. Butler in your last issue. The need of his recommendation ls ENDORSE PLAN FOR MEMORIAL TOWNSHIP HIGH Gas For Service Gas is tie Fuel of [MAME Smice! mom mav‘ Watch for I“. dunk-out. Mtkn'hwl‘ mental-Hula!“ Allthlsexmlsinadditiontothe actual cost of converting coal into gas. It is the result of our ideal of Service - the price we are willing to y to insure the reliability and inexhausti ihty of your sup- ply of Gas. It requires great Gas Holders contain- ing a sufficient reserve under sulficient pressure, to meet any emergency - reserve manufacturing equipment, substitute ma- chinery, special safety apparatus, frequent chemical tests to maintain the qualit of the Gas, and as a final precaution of a lute- ly unfailing Service, 1t requires the constant maintenance of a reserve coal supply in our yards of thousands of tons. This great re- serve is more than sufficient to tide over any but the most extraordinary coal shortage. , A“ .u. --..- To maintain this achievement requires ceaseless effort on our part - immense equip- Iment, expensive processes, 'constant vigi- ance. f‘fiWesthnited Gas ,1 o and ElectricCompany 5 The supply of Gas - for heating or light- ing, for industrial, commercial or domestic purposes - is as perfect in point of reliabili‘ t as our utmost efforts can attain. It is t e ideal source of fuel. wt, ‘3 ’ I“ I“? SO Al'MTOI AND ACCOUNTANT INCOME TAX Yours truly, B. L. Kellogg. K. E. THOUN 1; will be on display L'_“ at 3! ' l gallolsems 0mg Stun ‘::!'thrc demonstration: 31'? may be had daily. February ls! Announce- men! L V. OIS'mgel Friday, January 24, L919; 0n and After il'iv. Cmi. some