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as See our circulating Tank . Heaters or Automatic i Gas Water Heaters Smell! Altering 'pumd a CARDINER (DOROTHY) who was trying to make a straight M ' ROE (THELMA) between two WESTERN “ll [TED GAS GRAVES, (RALPH EDWIN).Thoy A N D ELE [C C O . then went into a. house, and 80'" two Garment Cleaning FOR HEATING WATER One day. early in MAY (BINDm).§ two wolves (MARGARET ROBERT ‘ ADDS GREATLY To THE and n BIRD (ELINORE), decided to CONVENIENCE AND EC. take a TROTT (MISS) and WAN-l DER (ALFRED) thm the WOODS? ONODIY OF THE (VIVIAN). They stopped at I‘ BORDWELL (DOROTHY) w mu HOUSEHOLD They then came to 3 ans}! (BRUCE) : This astonished them because it wasv [GREENE (GRACE) and also many, t ve -._. other HUGHES (MISS). On top or the BUSH was a meagre particle of STEPS, TIME, FUEL !! RICE (JANL‘). and in the middle ofij ,n‘,nn "tun-3A,”, ‘nn it was n BERRY (LESTER), and“ STEPS, TIME, FUEL !! [ENDS COMFORT AND ADDS HEALTH! [INTING Agent («the vaclcr's Insurance Company’Life. Accident and Healdr. Fin: and Tornado Insurance, Companies the I 00 years in business. LOANS LDVERTISE LTFBu’Q... Downers Grove Sieum Honing - Sewer Building Gas Fitting W. H. BLODGETT Fred D. Helnfle PLUMBING T¢|ophono SLR Specially efl'icacious for Fall. ing Hair caused by flu. (‘mne in and let us explain our treatment. IN DU SCALP EMOLIENT INDU LABORATORY you if you do not w anything you rare for in our Sprrimvn Book. F.“- Hmam furnished on any monumonf or gm?» 31m. ARTHUR R- BEIDELM h always rffnrtivr. and we would lukr 1h» opportunity of showing In” somb of ”mm in dur Intmt [look of Ideas for Monumrntx We will also makr up somo nn'm‘nal siren-Ms for A ROUGH STONE DESIGN I‘hrmv‘ 35- I: NAPERVILIJ‘L ' HIRSCH Tailor - Cleaner - Dyér In! to me Post office note 267-" and another ruler, CONSTANTINE (CARRIE). Leaving tlw woods, they LIGHT (VERDENIUS). 0 KING IN AND ARWND * THE HIGH SCHMI. it. (MISS) whose name was WILHELM (HOWARDL a FISHER (M'QS), under it, a pair of shoes, only one of which had a HEAL (HAROLD) on We call for and deliver A! last they met ,to their DE~ TELEPHONE N0. 24 CONVEYANCING Illinois DOWNERS GROVE REPORTER. DOWNERS GEovE, ILLINOIS 'A N and Hummer has their futures an The commercial club gnve its first party Saturdty night. All of the guests certainly land a fine Sim. The first part of the awning was spent in team-t room, listening tothecase‘ of In! versus Gnfl. Mm Tank Question: "What is the shape of a beta lat?" Sophomore: “It is a mud square.” Miss King says that cracking two heads together was a double header. At least, that is What she told the Immbly. She tells her law classes ‘that it would be L case of stimuli. and ‘Inttery. Many of the Fmflmnen are asking. "Why did Columbus ever discover A- merica. anyway?" Information wanted concerning the whereabouts of the little cerise at. Nat unpleasant in midwinler: A heated argument: :1 scan-hing ti~ ratio; a hot answer; golfing hauled ovnr the coals; a melting smile; [vb ting hot under the mflnr. Next time Art Olson asks In. "Who says 30?". all the Latin Stu-lends will reply. "to“ dicimus.‘ Pint «no: "Easy. I got ‘0 in :1) men- and an in history.” (mo S'Vninr: "I gal «no hnmlrmi to- thy.” Annfl'mr om: "You did? How did you do it 2" Juniors: 4 Sophomows 12 First. Sophnmows; Swami. Juniors Third. Freshmen; Fourth. Sv-ninrs. Who wrou- (ho most. Warn-n. Bul- ‘nr or 06¢ka We cannot MW. Wan-MI rm “Now and Thou". Bu!- wor. "Night. Ind Mom-q"; Dick-M. “Tha- Ymr Round." "New or "no "sult- of "no Gifls' Mot Ball Tourmnnml: Srniom Seniors forfrHI-vl Juniors rum: to Ionian. Minn ”homers Sank"! thmvn Juniors Sophomoml Juninra Fmshrmn â€"â€" MMOOW‘G. Mi.“ Lucy llvidy mud "n Nth school one day In! ml. Who In guilty of (Wing thin defl- mtion? "An warm noun In nonw- Nziug ‘1‘ ran think a! but cannot (ml. in n ml hot pain.” ll numb: for Div who Alwayn Mu his h-snonu: s “and: for Snooréor. .» mark that M'vryontv could go! I! he would «My Cry. G Mantis (or Grumblrr uho growls becaum hc- donn'l up! good mark: on him card; l) Manchu for [Now who now: gnu him In; om: Master lvon liar-afield was vfuiin wloiu with Hu- high school althou- tn on Friday morning. Thin young man in only in the thin! m‘, but. 1|]me hhowu put pmmiur an n violinist. We hop! um he may up. w-nr bvforr- ux again soon. Junior: “Do you know what the capital of the United Slams Is 1" Fmshiu: "Sum, Springfield." .;\.pho~~..‘..- Fr.“ :‘hchh Little Ml-as Scholar sat. on a dollnl And thought. “Oh, isn’t this fine?" Alum: came the tmns'n-n, mm 010 fluney beggar, Well, if the rumor which has been going amyml the high school is true. we four that Gillespie and Company will soon be sold out. Do '01: pro- {i-r [in or aluminum? Hisiory student: “Rome has muny alloys." (Meaning allies.) ‘each trying to REED (JACK) an 'ALGER (BARNARD) book. One da) {in JUNE BEIDELMAN) they were riding In their OLDHELD (MAKEU- iand they passed some MILLS (ARâ€" ‘THUR) with WELLS (JEANETTE) The high school omhestm played for the Woman's Club on Wednes- day afternoon. . Ion each side of them. Before they returned. the SNOW (PRESTON) bo- ‘gan to full. but they CAIRD (MIL- DRED) not. On the way home they passed a wheat BINDER (FLORA). and the owner was sitting beside it, ronding the air with his WALES (RAYMOND). BUTLERS (CATHERINE MIL). fighting in the HALL (FRANK). On going into the library, they saw two GOODMEN (GRACE CLAIRE) And Tout-her: “Has it any paved streets? said. "Well, when- is ryrom' ‘ dime?" FIN H." 10 ”out. Retard Dryg Aetlon. "Shock retards the action of drugs." In the Revue tie Mpdwctne. “Pm!!! In a state of shock frnm a hlnw on the head or an electrlc shock. dld not mmmtheeflectofnmlmnntfl one: a period of eight or ten time- longer than under mu! clrcnInv sauces. am when umhntne. for a-‘ cnplq. m Injected by the "In." We are exceedingly mound of our tardy record this month. PM the entire school, there hue been only 13 cases of “mines: during the past month. falls"? Only Mime answering are entitled to submit other sayings. M‘s xurt a co'mnn of bright any- ingx. Here's one to start with. Freshio “Why is it that night ft“: and never breaks. and day breaks and never ! We heard a Junior singing a song the refrain of which was something about muting a doll Cn’l loam supply it, and stop the chant? When you give a child candy. what does he alwlys say? Home. Who is a [and mepbde for scnp paper. etc? Tank. Who wonhl make a good perm Io work‘a‘mund the home? Butler. This in my limo not per '0; 'l b0: {wont {mm zrhool when thv arch-31 {m plays. The Junior elm-s claim: credi' '4 . h n \' it t o r )‘ rm Friday nigM. hut tho Frrfllmm erminly Mlpm‘l by m" in: a «finer loader. Whom could we Mu- to have prowl ng around? Wolf. Spelling :v-yuas .‘ur ih.- mok :m 1: follows: Miss Fisher. 99.5; Mix. King. MM; )1 r. Frash‘y. 98.67; Min Smith, 08 ; Miss Tmu. 98.“); His: lugging, 93.85. Prod..- "To the round-1m prriod." We". may!» Hwy do (mm (M Pnshm diflvrcmly "Ill! (hr-y do lb: an" damn And mum the angels In Maren styles. Anyone wanting l definition {or Innis or phi-um. go to Illa King. 8000 M- "w mum-I thing In uprinx ‘ Tho scout; am being mum-d lo death with this «nation: "Wm hi. "In! on your down for?” \\0 how that no on! frll my 5" cflrcla {mm lhn randy fluid: 01" girl» math and mitt-t Ibo pm Fri- dny night. h ha-n m- pany 7 Su‘gu'um: ('o-A'Lln't wc- can norzw n' (hr- hval lhm h in [M unions claw menu mum-g the day. and In I! loo.“ A Junior hu'n bat (Elm P'll)». l-‘n’qla; night If it had been I high whoa] tram, Mm: would \u- haw dom- iu them? Oh. have you ht-anl lho' Inn-:1? On' o! the Junion- is engaged. but uh- won't my in what. Member 0! the D. S. elm-u. boast- ing: “Well. this is as far u I go.“ Neighbor: “Want a transfer.” Mrs. Guy L. Bush was a visitor at the high school Monday. l w "_.. .. [ Claire Goodnfim gum n harrowing ‘ucumn! of his feelings “hen on the tram for the first time. As for the coach. he gnu- an excel- !.-nt demonstration of sprinting when it was near his turn to speak. Nor the drums do“ finder the m5 m :ver luw.‘ how I tab 7“.“ FLU 1119.2 1.): MM of mp. Delight Venlonius publicly accused hl‘rst'" of being_n hooduo to the team. 1 On this day. Owen Griffiths gave us ‘a (111k on his ‘ experiences in Italy and France. Sophw Profit: "Whorr at you Myron Wimmer spoke_on Fat-lax to be Cheer Leader Night.” “Oh what is :0 run- as this Monday in February?" (Apologies to Mr. Lo- well) [ Why cannot a certain member 0! \the Junior class read, without go- ‘ing into penis of laughter, the poem beginning, “I stood on the bridge at midnight 7" Class adviser, better look into this. i! H. H. (mentioned last week) has yet asked to borrow Mn. Guff's tie. “It would warm the eye of the nois- ‘icst tie lover. And again. we wonder. did Claire’s good work as judge owe its goodness to the fact that some one in the audience was “interested” Who can to"? pity the witness chair as Hut sick- unto~death gentleman, withhnir re- sembling a disappointed chrysanthe- mum. sank into it. We want to know unulhl-r Suzunlay nigh! "How it: for One ml With the many men now being re- go_'leased and discharged. the problem ioem arises as to how their places are to 'e at he filled. Hence the preparations the look[Bureau of Navigation is making for an intensive campaign in uecure re- cruits for the navy. Practically every branch of the ser- “1.)..Vice is now open for voluntary en‘ L"' listment and many wonderful oppor- tunities are being offered to men who now enter the service. Age limits taly range from [7 to 35. Young men 17 . years of age and who have not yet ” " reached their eighteenth birthday may 0“” enlist with the consent of ther par- _ ,ents. eus f3 prepared to am that nothing in 000 ny of good. whoksome «emin- ment and glodhandidness is lacking This section of Illinois must make this meeting the him ever. Joi‘vet'fimitrs all Illinois to this great confemoe of agricultlnnsts and Svu-h n‘nmrm‘d figurmz in (ha inn-r- mlioml firm-Mont as Major Com-ml [mar-d Wood will be among Um spake" and Chat-ks. D. Adkins. of our own below-d stale and other na- tiond mkultuml figures will ho on the program. ‘M. TM rating Mun-s- an- pn‘pamd to can for "to multitudes and tho hotol and private families will so» that I" am mmfomb'y hour-d. lhnds, onlmstm. choruses Ind quartzite: wlll be constantly in ser- vice at the Jollot Tonghip High School Auditorium and the Untmr» “lint. Auditorium. where tho add". Arr-z, dr-l‘ ' - and clisnlssivms an- stag- Joli»! hm Urn grasp of RM situaâ€" mn Ildomiled. lion and In organized In late curve of 1M 2300 tk-lrnten and via-Hon: to (Ms farmer's annual meet. who I'm journey hither (o be human! and "Renamed. The Slate thn lnuflutr Hum» (on. nu. rur. will In mun main:- M and given man ”flow: "maiden we. "no my n! in pn'donwnora. ‘bnm It um unmatch- nth-mm of I‘rknltunflsls. the nu! mutation of feeding m mum in men times will lu- discused Ind In a lamp mar TheI er:- of mankind (hen h natur- ally found on tho tanner, botany!- !oeflng the world in hi.- M. 'l‘hv~ Nauru! mamhon up for mljuu. mm today. I:- "w matter of feeding "to world. Tho llllmi‘ Slate l-‘nrmrn' Innu- tuu will be hold a Juliet. February 20--2|. IDIU‘ nun II Men- cl Truly-(uni Ann! (‘ontmm 0! Illinois Fulton Also. If you would stop - few minute- “I look over their true- tor! llld took you would see that the 10.20 TITAN and the 8-16 l-lLC (radon and (h neat sturdy ml scientific tool: bear the l-fl-Co’o. trade nut. .WE KEEP THEM ALL! ~ NORTHERN ILLINOIS (.‘E'I‘S FARMER MEET Evils»! Iuw and help mulw our Nmy Ihv but and Inna-ll In the world. Apply to your Poutmutrr for panic-ulna or writ: dim! lo the Navy Recruiting Station. Tmmtpofllllon lluildlng. Chit-ago. lllinoht. [ Arnngmnrms have been made When-by mun who desire lo make ap- plication {m- onlistmonf and do not live in a City having a rvcruiting uln- (ion may ht' furnished (rte transpor- tation to (he noun-st Ncmllinx sta- lion. When you make mt Into trip: out till-null: the rich fuming districts (MI spring. you will notice that the best kept farm: and the moat progressive “men have "atom and the not “Ho-due tool. they can get. Mon over is years of age who have had a limitvd amount of machine shop ‘or electrical experience may enlist and ‘attund the Navy Machinist or Elec- trical Schools where thry are giw-n n thomugh null yaluable education in this brunch. Mun au- nlso wanted to enlist u apprentice manxu, Fin- m'en. lloupitnl Apprentices. mm: At- tendants. Cooks, Muhinixts and ElecÂ¥ tricinns. Upon the farmer's shoulder- lies the hrden of feeding the world this coming your. and with our rich tam country and our lip-Md: fax-mm we are going to foul than all â€" we can do it. Hawkins 8: Hawkins The Implement House of Quality Fighting may have ceased in the war zones. but the work of the Uni- ted States Navy still goes on. Solâ€" d'ers must be brought back, Areas must be policed and the hundred and one (when duties which fall to our Navy in peace times remain to be performed. . i THE NAVY NEEDS MANY MEN. EN LIST- MENTS NOW OPEN fill-1m Tm; SI'PERBA .\T Horst-:- “H.\‘:< DRI'G STORE .\.\\‘ DAY :«m m'I-IMXG. I..v.ors'mga vr aim”)- plan and how you an m om of “was fim inslmmnts by paying for it conâ€" S A V E FiftyDollars THE TONE 0" Till: svmm PIIDNOGILH'II Ins 3’3“" BERN EXCELLHD. :6" to prove to you ,und your (final! I To make this pouible I will gladly Ffuminh Un- cut“: for tho «min. by 1mm»; m of my Superb. Phonon jump." and the nmnn‘ mull. Manly m m know flu- «bu of your party A In! day- i- adv-m I. no"! conflicting of plant in your form: 0! entertainment. A Private Dancing Ask shout my Get your figures ready showing in detail all your income and expense except personal expense, whirh is not deductible. When the law is passed and forms are printed .1 willâ€"â€"'~ I will ho planed ‘0 do this In AUDITOR AND ACCOUNTANT NOTARY PUBLIC lone uux' I!!! N. Main S Watch for this adv. Furnish Necessary For-us Help you III-kc out report Aim: your sin-lure File your report with collector Tun-unit your In Furnish you a receipt 1 Fridaz. February 14! 1919 K. LTHOHN homc in our of the nicest Phone 330-] I!!! N. Main St.