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m And you find you're in a. fix. How sad it is who" you are tired And {all of in a doze; The teacher roughly routs you up To read some Latin prose. The Freshmen are so energetic that they (all nll aver themselves to any the tooth" suits of the upper class- men to school. Rah! Rah! RIW!~â€" How sud it is when your alarm Forgets to ring at six; We are wondering who died and szt Bog Anderson his new runabout. M hat the gailnntry of the young mu: of the high school to the young ladies has been stopped. Frame; Of course they did not lack. At Hoilywood two gin-is dropped off With just one lonely boy. But the other girls walkpd on and I And Riverside was a joy. La Envoi To one of m- girl:- it came Thu she hul left her ticket At the station in Riverside And she knew as we" Is anything 0!! her looks she could not ride. So with I few of (he other girls She stated to Wllk back And with the pep (Hull‘s in (hem ye!) Min- Huxhry: "Haw yum your Ra‘- porter items Nady?" “Oh Boy. Ain't It a Grind Ind Glor- ious Verna“, When you ma ":0 pup-w MI Friday and see your "bit" staring ya: in (he The gift. all {vim lo 'mk-mmo To watch the fooflnll game; And when they I" wrn- human! (“an we Imagine? ”A_ Sophomon to hunt-uni in Clear that M «mm to nu! flu“ in clam-n man-ad of Ihv Hum Qwrtiofl: “but i: n durum? Amm‘r: \‘our miml ‘nmkvr'mx in Hu- MIN. To do my pan is my inlvm. To “main Ihr lino” I'm bound [and brat. ‘ But Ink in dear. and paper high So I will flour and my goonLhy-x “Win A Vol!" Souk - “Sandiâ€"- Senior: “No. she will plohably aid: you to take it with you." "The Rink 0; a. Radish" â€"â€"-â€"-â€"our Freshmen. Now don't begin to vrn'u- about the In]: of wlomd union. on: member of the paving that demands. I! nouns an: an: clul jun finished "at u- m. [M anyone who mentions “sale" will be men dadddl)‘ unpopu- lar. Powwnmnl, you know: Nah Iuiflmfl“ It may look like fun to only home and elt ice cream and drink lemonade. but when you have the flu, it's no joke. (Submitted' by one who knows.) I O O C Insurance agents. mwntion! One of the second team men refuses to play again until his life is insured. on the street. 1! these you obey, the flu’ll stay away s. and... ,v- v_~,, And then you'll live until you're real old and gray. Read (his column with double in- terest this week, for it may not be here next. On 'l‘uvmluy afternoon the schools were closud fur an indofimnr- period, owing m lhv prmuk'nco of the “‘flu". Teacher, holding up paper, “I'm your eye right thin-c." i They say mm. the nth-mp! was mulch; but "In! it. was a most innwnlabh). failurv. Try it yours“! and we howl Open your windows and cough in your Freshman to Si‘nior: the teacher will let Don’t, go to the movies, Sing a song of nlxpem, Sing I long 0! char. Nina and lhiny Sophomonm In our Nb". thin yar. Wm}. you: rinréadf tickets! ‘6 school at ha)! pus? nine “Do you mink me loaw 010' don't sneeze 1918 9 Cam: for nhipping Christmas \ginn in mun-u in overwas nervicr {will be supplied by the Rod Cm and 'III shipments of path”: will bv In guarded b) and sent ihmugh that or. sanitation An Imngflnent [or handling (his «ark for the army and pout nflirr has been made by (he Gm- .ernmoni “in! the Red Cross. I Tim High 85th faotfnll tam mm! :(o "Ivor-Ma In! l-‘n'dly. Ind wrn fulcrum! by I umall margin; the mn- Ibeina u to 8. In the (int qumr 'flh-m’nilk um lho bull to their twenty tymrl Hue um! drop ticked (all. The mum"! quarter. the ball kin. ours. :vw an flu- bnll flvm lhr River-tide 3min! yum “no to our lm-nty. M'Ivr ’- number of line bud". 1hr hull wu- :.-«~m over "to [all ”M. TM now II "It end of We find Ml! mu 0 lo :1. gour boy: failing to kick ml. The “Mini quurtrr nothing was “thud by ,v-iflu-r side. TM Inunh qulnrr. Imu‘ ,ovcr. “horn-fish": mm (M mun-«I'd Iin (rum; ”my MM 1: {mar-“l [ML-N Jud Itofl‘d a touchdown. Rh‘l‘mulv tO‘m‘lml lo kick (onl. Thvw man "My :1 flew minuu‘s Ion in which (0 play. :nc‘iflwr rinlr “u;- ablr lo .~rmv~ mmr pain“. All soldiers overwaa oillwr have liven Or are now being supplied with shipping slips which they :19 to send to (Mir families. A soldier will not rvcnivo more than one and no dupli- cntva will hr issued. The family can secure {mm the RM (7mm. at a. '2ime to he announced. one shipping carton, on presentation of this sllp. Anything that will fit in the three by four by nine anon that does not violati- posl office mgulations may be No soldier across the water can re- ceive more than ”use pounds. as shipâ€" ping fullitiu are limited Ind articles must I" go in one canon, three inches: by four by Mile. All articles should be wrapped by the gender in a khaki handkerchief twenty - neven inches squam. The Red Cross will inspect nll aflicloa included ln each shipment and handle the wnpping and mailing "rough the cost of the. nailing will be borne by the sender. The mail charge will be for a parcel post package to Hobolmn, N. J. The local brunch is making its nr. mngoments through the Chiago chapâ€" ter and announcement of the lime when the cartons can be secured will be made Inter. Tho linvup was as fnllmu: thuiclu- Schmidt R. N. I‘I'Hl‘r R. 'l'. 1.0.!an R. G. Srhu-rnk ('. Englohnn‘l L. U. Opp" L. T. King l.. I}. lh'cklI-g 9. M. ['2‘ am- ". H, Limm |.. H. Randall l-'. H. “0‘ nu-rs Grow \‘auflun R. H. I'm-Ins R. T. Goodman R. (I. Lyman (X "mm L. I}. Tylor L. T. Gmmlmus 1.. E. Alllmn Q. n. Shunt- R. N. Rush L. M. Roth I". B. Touchdovnmâ€"mâ€" Schmidt and Roth. Drop Kirlvâ€"a- Randall. Sean Carlo- me Rod (‘rm in Presentation of Shipping Slip Forwuded hy fiddler HOW YOU CAN SEND CHRISTMAS GIFTS The Kaiser did ask for some peace, ‘He hoped that the war it might cease, But. oh, how he sighed When our President replied That his empire would be melted like (amuse But all he could do for he was dis- may-.ed Just a \HAITIIYIIKVKOVUN; student who nuns a “fliv' 'or a bike, Thwv'a 1: [lemon looking for SpN‘ikI'S, and he'r commonly known as Mike. Wanted to know: How to pronouncv l). (2. H. S. Honestly, someone asked that quoution. The Fvvnhmcn hawn'l uxy sense, No, not yet, For one. of them “kc-d Minn Finhcr. "Wh-t mnken water wet?” Was to stand on-the side-lines and see his power fade, But. as sure as the Yanks am aftre the Huns, But as sure as the Yansk are after To him and his sons) How ancient' th'e gophomoles mus! be. This remark was overheard in the hall the other morning. “Oh yea, Freshie, I did that, too, when I was your age." Many qucszion}, Lit: being asked convvming the lineup of the second team. How is the information. Kindly out this out and preserve it for wror- (‘nw during the remainder of the se' â€" 5“". I-‘ronhie Mini simiccd’: “on death. whom is thy sting!" It I s. Arthur Mills Hdwunl Waples Sidney McCullum Don Morgan Harold Zindt Edwurd Tank Sunk-y Huntington Arthur Olson ‘Hcmy Haley-«Ruben Anderson Frank Hall "I‘HI‘T R. 'l'. [.091an ll linglohmd L. U. Opprr *2. ION-Hr; 9. M. H\ um- I.. H. Randall I". I}. of articles and pine! does not exceed two/pounds fifteen ounces. Some general suggestions And a list of unmailable articles his been pre- pared by the Red Cross as follows: Bur the-e lack in mind when pack- .ing your Chisinau parcels. 1L Explorivos of all kinds. i. lnflummablc materials, including friction "inches. 5. lnft-mnl muhines and mechani- cal. chemical or qther devices or com- poLilions which may ignite or explode. Now: l'mlc-r this clusifimtlon would com:- cipmue lighters, etc. 6. Liquids or liquiflahle antic-lea. {u- gile articles and other admissible mam-r when not pulled in accord-m with (he requirements of the Postal Laws Ind Regulations. 7. All other articles which may kill. or in unywiu hurt. harm. or Injum another or (“may or def-u- or other- u‘lu- injure the mail: or ollwr prop- ony. Thu-r u! lhv who whn do am "'9. In llw Non Iminml rfllr' are gram-"1 In lmlr \‘HlnmN mu ImIilu- mo Maori sntlk‘moms n' the days M0" the ""1"th "f "w “'th mun. They val-t vlwlr ml», pmmm-s and when» In "My enrdom. and fish In rlror and m for "In and (mm. l’nllko the In- dian. mm m-nple nre MIMIHI "Mr awn against! u'h’llixnllnn and are run lhrivlnx In In Iiflvish-mu-d New Zolv Iliumâ€"(Nun) Dnlly News. Nothing should go in a Chris‘mas Parcel which will not keep fresh from the time of packing until Christmas. Dried fruits and other food prod- ucts should be packed in small tin or wooden boxes. one quarter 10 one half pound size . ,,,,, Haul candy, including chocolate, would probably be safe in tin foil or heavy cardboard, but no soft choco- lates nor anything that, could possibly be crushed should be used, as the reâ€" maining contents of the package might be spoiled thereby. Seveml dainties packed in oblong lin boxvs holding each a quarter of u pdund will provide a bt-m'r variety for a packet than a largcr quanmy of u singk- confection. P‘or wrapping thv gifts use a ..ha- ki-colowd handkm’c of. (\vonly-scwn inches square. Articles Prohibited in the Mails Tho following is a lint of file prin- cipal darn-s of arm-kw which un- un» mailublv, \vhvlhvr son! wank-d or un- M‘ult‘d. L All spiriluuui, vinour‘. main-II. {Hun-mm! m- other intoxicating: liquors. '2. Al! kinds of poison and all arti- elm and composiliona comuininu pui- Thou Imd nut ulna,” "ml In S" 'IA-uhm-L Many yum Imrk n rim-f hm] amm- nn I hung rung» [mm "to" humv In Hntnlkl aml Ind hmml In Mum! gum-I lur Ikmmz um um In unlit" tn he rumour-"1|. Tn "u- I} him! In- lwl Ink pet-Mr and Me (of many ‘I-flrl'lflulll "my hue Dix-«l and lnnxm. A "an" vaI nplnlm that the nmh Mind 0! MM nun-m "I mulm up hum "w non rm. 5 kw 'wmr fish hunk h}- Mrml. .ho- Invar- Iw horn o! Ilw lr|lw. Many Ifl‘ "w Ion-Ink "I "w III‘IW'! "f "nil wMfll "w Mm" 1|"):er mimo- M lhvlr nun! "It" «My. Inn "my lu- lme and «rust. If n0! In lmlllo’. I" kill! an the fmnlull flc-M. \flwn- lmfuy the “and: oral. No liquids. nor articles puvkc-d in glu :hould b0 pXHu-d in the packagv. Onion Token on ma. Another nld-fnshhmrd medial Io- penmhm has hen. exploded. The mlomus onlun «an now-r anln he used I! l thempemlc "pm In In- herrulmls. on! "men: who have worn hy nu: virus: of IMI tar- pmnnclng product haw- humbugged (hams-"vex. for the «Man has been tnrrstlgntnl. vlunmpd. unnlyzed and ewrxthln‘ 915w has been «lane to It that the learned men 0! ad- (mm mm thlnk of. and In lb? and It was found to be unly an onlooâ€" Momflhg tn the palates of me, however dtlrplnastnx to the mat-s of their friends. but nhmlutely and unqnaltflpdly wlthont any motltclnnl qualifies or pmpfldln lhat mail. It an nttl tn the treatment of tuner- mtosln. The white plum vlcttm may as well use holled pntntn peel- lnn or brat mp3 for I“ the good lt will do than. UPLIFTED 81 WHITE RULE Um'r "nutsâ€"In nnd Hen-v mum-n (Mr tum (noun! In a! m lw erm- Me '0 look mum. "w “and: ur Sm inland I" cum lnnym. dud-w. run member- «I Ilue New Zrulum' lmflnlurv. Tin-(r numllmll-llr Iv»- drIro-l “mum hum mm Ina-«Mn!- I; nlmnwl. A («w uhl “urflnfl IN "Io 4m!) n-mnhmu Mann-In u! (M nm-h-nl on n! tnlloulul. le munllmlllm u' llw Mun-r0. wu- Ilu‘ Imlnml «tantrum-luv nf H'l' In I mumry uhrtv umlmuI-v and hlnh- wvrv (on mu. tum! m mm. “'54! um- "Mr Inn-flu aw". hm [rum lIlrl' rur- wlmlug. Ml: run-Inn \l‘lll’ alum-r «Hm [n-rfurmnl mm In mm- "1 pun-v. navy ut-uhl mm In m- not} MM.- (ur mn- u! Ilw lm-«l mlm ur mugs "1 "Mt uni-mum- mm lu-r-mm .\ tram; "I rhxlhm and pun-0r)- Ills tun-my mun-d In Hu-M' pan-Mr. Slum- ul "er mm warp In \‘rnu- tnrm nml llwy MI! I um! for "or, m-rmhm. 0am:- In! Uncwmud Poopln. QM lurk Nov. Dun Mound by Cool.“ With 6mm M‘PUY BONDS lmpnrtnnt Infurmntinn concomlng the registration of Liberty Loin tum-ix. It- given nut hy the bum! department at the Federal Rem-I've Bank of (‘M- also contains the following quotation from a letter (mm the treasury de- pnrtment: "wm. reference to umpllng unh- acrlptlonn (or bonds to be registered In me name: of person: giving only Inmnls rather than (be full numc, ! have to say that It Is the Imam of the dvpnrtlnem. not for Its own take. but {or flu- sake of flu- holders of w:- Ivlered bonds. to hnve "mu register“! in such lulmner as m enuhle the mid holders. or lhwlr loam reprvnethh-m. m ("amuse of them In the filumlmt and roudlest "mum-r, Bands usual to wom- an: under ”Mr Inmuls, nr undc-r 1hr InlIlnls of their husluuula. un- uol rend- lly lrlnmfornlule In «use 0! the drum of tho Imhlt-r. "'I‘Iu-Imh lc-llvrs n! udmlnisllullnn would he lssuml In "to haul nmnP of the downkul. ulul tlu- lmmls \muld lu- Inscribed In [In mun». umh-r lwr inl- ans. at those. «I lu-r husband. us me msc- might ho. lllv lulu-rs of mlmln' lmmlluu und 1114- tmmlu wuuld [ml Igrve as In Ilw name. and llwrvfun Hm mlmlnlnrumr a! Mrs. Snruh A. Sunllh. my. would hnw In [In-w- "mt hht' mnl .‘Irh‘. Tin-mu! \\'. Smim (ur in. S. Smith) \wn- um- nm| Ilu-xmuo Poran II It! In m‘nlll ln-uhlrl at [Ma rlmrm'u-r Ilml lhr :Irpnrmwnl lmn lu- t-uml un n-w-h'lnu me legnl nmne of perm-m- nuhu‘rllnlnl fur "ti-tend bond“. Important Intonation on Liberty Bonds Given Out by Gov- emmom Officials. REGISTRATION OF WAR BONDS IS URGED BY LOAN OFFICIALS Buy your munch-4.4m] me "no; Buying Early Imus me Hum. Sumo «t m- l- Inrln‘ hung". Som- nnd four In u-vl Mn bod In! a dnnnn In 5 (MM llwl n lunmlv (mm Inc-mud. II"! I! [u alum: I-uinfln' (Duly um- um! men In Mfll. An' "In mun "f a mum" Try! mu mun n-mnh‘hlnl by. D'Mkn. ‘o'd mum (1- ln- m nrnuful To rad: fluhlm' \‘nnkw buy Till! "1’ mmflrr "I [Hm' Show! hf Inn-mud m- » )ny. 80 M'! do uur jmn~fulHamnrdâ€" 11m"! and la) “HIM-m rrlrfl: ”We'll III In bruin- H ‘1- Inn! 1'“ ”I“ Humv- nn um- hu-vnl yogi!" “0! «run». lhr thmrtmml nnnm reluw m luxm- hall‘ll mule-r lnlllall 1' (In- lnrun Inlo-rm-u-d In-Iu upon It. but II It manual that you. in III «In rho-n II In panama Inn!“ on v. coking the full mum at per-on- nub mum; «of "113er bondL‘ I, WILLIAM NIIOCHILL. Wm l Mu mono ton:- mplulll‘ “nan! IM hunk-«- Ibo, mull MI Jun In ten. mar midi". «mu-r In Ibo Irv-mun “out "one." 'nm. I nu In am: a "no". (Inc l at 0' mlm any, or - mu. win-n mini. An' Mr many. old nn' um}. I: run (m In Inn and Irrm. Ban: 0! Trulnn umd and Inn, MI' I platted my all In "anion. I! I0 mu» My all I lam-I. M n In mo. not» ‘11le no. A "Ir-In I mn‘l Inn": “\YQ'II a" [u hrulr If ‘0 ”If I‘â€" Ilul llww'l no “no Imam? yr”. LESS MORE \Vhprvlnn- deny? "ad on 1‘er Np! mu Tull-y. Rn: Your "mulc- no. And "new ,mu hm." lwhy Ind dodging Mum «Ii-em. fluy Tum- "and Early- Olv' THIOI OF THE“ -â€"ueeu «Kn nltemu Wednesday. in Jeanie Bryce, > Secret”: DOWNERS GROVE WQIANS CLUB Secmnry. n o w N E n s snow-1 mu“; No. 750. I o_9 r fleets every Non- rlav evening It 8 o'clock in Mama: hall. corner DI ' and Curtis: urn-eta. frank Story. 6.; E. I. Brunson. DOWNERS (“1pr CHAPTER Secretary. . l'ommnndm; n. W anrrr. (Hfirrr of ”m tin)". Ii. W. "and. All- julnnl; GImm~ H. Hind. Quarlmmaflm; \5. .l. Muldvvnn (hnpknn; lil'nrgr Sllaulq, ")ffuu of 1%» day. Fridlv. Mrs. M. E. Collier (‘nm‘ "and": “7*. La- m:- H a n n u m, Record Net-per. Junk, Metal, Papers; Rags JOE POLLOCK GROVE H l V '3 Ladies 0 f ‘ h 0 Numbers. M"!- in Zindt': In" our; lieu! 3?!ka LODGE 8 CLUB DIRICNRY Slated I'm-clings. secâ€" ond and {cumin Pd- dnyn I! 8 o'clock p. In. It limit hall, Cut- liu my! In": :1th PM Dore, Sec. Geo. 0. Prkkcu Wonhiplul Hutu. GROVE CHAPTER. N0. 280 R. A. I. -â€" Sum! nut-ell lint Thur-day at end: moo! In Hunk lull bl 8 o‘clock p. m. vmu Coo-Eula- nlwl a “loom-g. ll. Tut. E. . P.. H. I". Lego-Moon, Stu-nary. .\l A l' 1. In: (3 ll 0V?) LODGE No. (:29. K n! l'. Ned-ls first i I h I v d “Nine-day ni b- in ”NW! hII. L. L I'hrh lliv-r. ('hanrrllor ('nmmlmkv: H. F. luv-Milan». K. of WANT A FAR.“ Al'CTlONEER? Writ», phone or call on HARRISMS BAND All) ORCHESTRA Hudson- Jnu Band Member of A. 1'. 0! M. The Gradulle Auctioneer Now booking dates. Highest price paid for all kinds of A. W. FOSTER For Dances, Picnics, Concerts etc. VICTORY COUNCIL, No II" Roval [pano'llrvh Is! A- 3"! Tuesday; in each man”! in Zth'! ht". C. V, “'0". Anthem C. fl. Stall. Scribe. Dowm-rs Grovev m. r - Brawn-bk Tor-o Phone loo-3.2 “A” E CAMP NO. “I ' W. H. Thomas. V C: R- 0- lilier. Cleri- NAPIER I'OIT. No. “A (3. A IL~~qu "MI Itc- am! Saturday. 2:30 p, m. of rarh month in G A R hail. I". A. Korma. Commander; 6mm 1.. "ugh". Stniov Cammlu tier; 3'. Ipiyundmgm‘nl. «h Franklin and Fairview Avenues, Downers Grove, Ill. vus-rA cumrrrn. - Na. 2‘2. 0 b: S-Qflâ€"l wand Ind four“: TIMO- .9." or m» month Mun. mania 0"!" Wor‘hy IIIMZ W. ' "mu. Wonk! PW yon; 0n. lava. SOC cuovaiwpqr: yo. Phone: Downers Grove 310 J. Phone 86 J 10 mm with 7-morn house, {um-m and city gas. barn 3nd chicken home. {mic tron, locum! on one of the min automobile roads mt village limits. Price 88.000400. in: mi t m 3mm: tin n. $3500.00. 3â€"50 (1. lot: {out outside of the V“- lage limits wit 8 var old fruit trees A bur-pin for .Inke me u offer. 2 new: with 1-mom house. men! basement, chicken house. 2 blocks from village limits. This property ii in the but of condition. Price $4,”. 50 11. lot on pgved sued. Price 8600. lake me an offer, ___. b-roo'm bungalow, I" modern. on pued street, lot 50X 142, good loun- fian. Owner anxious to in“. Price \ nr‘w 0'00!" «tum» hour now bah. mm. with "‘1' on: Moment, laundry fmnafl- but, mum Iigm. be». all lvmd wood "mm. deem-g porch. in 5.11 up to date in vwry \ay. on lot 50! ”2. Law shark (run. but of mighholhmds. pavwl urn-l. Price 54.50000. easy (emu. Fri to. 82 ,g MARTIN f. MIMI. OUR FIGURES ARE REASONABLE Office Phone “‘4 Res. Phone 1264 Office Above H. I}. lam-m ‘ Co‘l. __Dry Goof}. 8am POI! IINT 1-ro0m house. “I" And no, "tn. large lot. ROM "8.00. ha than: home, (an, alter. nod loa- Iion. um. Câ€"mom nu. withâ€"ilk, mr mu“ $15.00. , 7-mom ”our. .1! moth-In (mi in km! of Wilton. whh Im- w n. Inh- ull autumna- H. Goad Mi hhmhcmt I'm "AW. . Ahoul 8!. .00 and». G-room Mm bun low with m un- land. I'rlfl' “393-00. lain- offer, “WM-7'15“”. [6 it". : nrw! with 7 mm hung-km m! damn. Giver an main rout Price *5..50000. 9 sum with 7-4 which» Mum. villngr limitl- Price ”mm. 2'5 arm with Sâ€"mom hour. M w-lnr host. my gun. bum «Meta 'muun all lindvn n! I’mi! Mll’ village imi l'rifl’ “Ml”. «my terms. REALESTATE BARGAINS 0 room pan main-n hum with lame ham and”. (hm 50 fl. loin. A "val hr- [sin for 82mm. 7woom hon-r with hall! in lair m lliliofl on m (L lot on pun-d “not. All unnatural.- luv it. m full. flood Dot-mien. l'n'cr II. .M. may terms 5AM «mm with nler. 31:. but. '0! M X 142. 54 X I42 0» paved Ill-eel on nm' or ”w hm "rods in Down (inwr All avast-mom: have he! paid in full wily (onus. Prim 82, In A burg-in. Painting, Paper-handing and Decorating If you do not find the moped you c loci for in this list. I up 'vG-J. as have n number or! others IQ might lmggd my; 91th:. ESTIMATES CHEERFULLY FURNISHED for mu. nln. Hula «c. 235 But rmw- BO. home with bath. "0.00. Downer: (Inn. Ill. Fill 8M.” "mm hon”. lame hm. I" kind. of fruit. at" an main «one had. hms- ham-t9 burn on