~ PROF. DQRENWEND.` I\ IIII'\bI\` 'l\I\ The Awfnlaeao 01 39000. The immensity of the universe la aptly illustrated hy Astronomer New- comh in a magaaine. We refer to it became it la one ol the.moet comp!-e~ henalhle illustration: that we hate area. He says that it an expreea train running so miles an hour day and night without atopping kept It up for 330 years it would Just about com- plete the diameter of the circle made by the earth in In yearly Journey around the an. Now let this lnanenae eirele he repteaented hy a bare Ia- ger ring. and taking that as the unad- anl ot Ineaannelnent the nearest and atar would he a Inile distant and the nrtheet vislhle throuxh the telescope at least :0 nilee.-!`atenoa call -II aux; yuan-as. A prominent caterer. who makes a specialty or {tarnishing bnnqneta and dinner: of all kinds to dining and oth- er clubs. employs the young man to look out for his interests whenerer a ball or other entertainment is suggest- ed where the services of a caterer will be desirable. Of course the organiza- tion ls generally glad to follow the ad- vice of a popular member. and the caterer usually gets the order. When- ever a new club is organised the young man. who can come with the highest recommendations. is generally the tlrst on the roll. All these expenses are paid by the caterer. who is satis- tlod that his Investment in n Ilrst class one.-Philadelphia Record. A CIPIOII Onlll-3. A certain young man in thin city mukee a princely income by being in professional good fellow. Aa he has the neid practically to himoeit he llnda his iahou are new growing to such an extent that he will soon be obliged to call in aaaietance. The popular young fellow belongs to no ieea than 00 social. aecret and aoclety organiza- tions. and not one of these bodies nus- pecta that he attend: all the meetings as n matter of business. But ho does. \ all the name. 1 A _.__-._.n_ -_A 44.-...- _n. _,,-g,, I\.-\\ van nu-w.u Iv aauul. u u-cxvua in . "One day be opened such a letter. and he found that it contained the single word `Fool. Ha mentioned the fact to his congregation and then quietly added. `Now I have known many an instance or a man writing 3 lo.-ttur and forgetting to sign hi: name. but this in the only instance I have ever known of a man aigning his name Ind formatting to writa the letter. " II WI! Tuvilcllhohttuvcaluhnndro M 154 -Ag..n -Ig-A I- nL._. D II (III: |IC\'\.'alVl . `'1 met Beecher during my ilrst visit to America. and I heard him preach in the temple of his mlnintratlons, the Plymouth church. in Brooklyn. Beech- er's style as a preacher was more like thnt of the pulpit oratora who ourish- ed a century or two ago than like the style of our own more reilned or more conventional days. He never thought it beneath himself or his cnlling to say nn amusing thing In one oi` his sermons ii` the thought came up appropriately in his mind. no had a way when he entered his church on the` Sunday of taking up any lettora which might be addressed to him there, and he nome- tlmea opened one of these and read it * out to the congregation and made it a text on which to hang a discourse. l\nn An: In` IhI\z\D\Al` aapah - |..aa-_ Beecher`: Witty Ioto. Juntln McCarthy. in ma Reminis- couces." tell: this story of Henry Ward Beecher: ... n,__n.-_ .n._..A__ _..... 5...; _l-Is (I01!- Well. Sallie." he finally said. `I might A: well make I clean breast of It. That last one wan`! I Fred Hub vey eating home. and I was compelled to pay $2.15 for my brecktut."-Atch- [son Globe. ' ` UIUUIIHJI When they reached the int utntion where the free ticket was good. Mr. White ordered everything in eight `and eimpLv Ituired himself. Mn. White ro- mnined in the car and nibbled 3 little lunch she had brought eiong. When Mr. White returned to the car. his wife noticed that he looked mighty unhap- py considering that he had previously been enormously enjoying the Fred Harvey free ticket. He continued looking unhappy. and his wife feared that possibly he had roundctaed him- self and pressed him for en explana- tion. ufl7_l| -IIlA" Lg an- Qlt` `I |llog:k%FwaEonI'"8tonal VII IJII Cllelltile Irlllt Jvunu 3.1: TICII Berveyjeve Ir. White e pen. good at the Hervey eetlu houses Along the some Fe. end Mr. and lire. White eterted on e trip to Colorado to take advantage of Mr. Hervey : generoell cr. At every eetlnz etetlon Mr; White Ite enormously end then proudly pro- duced me free ticket. He had had It I you and never before l'ound.opportu- my to use It. Mn. White, who wee compelled to pey for her meeln. ete very eperlnxly. end some 0! the other passengers remarked how nmzh the husband no and how dnlntlly hll wife nlbbled. nu.-- .|.-_ _.--|..A at- Igno angel-- llnln-lufoiunuiolluruul Zaha- Mn. wmu told the following New on In! hushed: some you-I ago Fred II.--gun -An` Iln Elk; a nun. -auul no 5 W." ``-;{{;...'`T. CRUM.L.E.Y BRQ Tht when it comes to the question of Mantle buying you get the best values and style here. Trading Stamps. Starr & Sutclie, bur Dress-making` Deparment `Are you Building? WI.-..A_....... W`, We continue our Millinery Opening Youhfe invited to inspect our display of Trimmed M-illilgty Felt Hats, Rough Riders, Birds Wings, Qnllls-i and Millinery Trimmings. Yesterday's visitors told .` us that we had excelled ourselves in our gartherirg- for this falls trade. The goods stand on their own merit. We do not force sales. We know` that we have ihe ri ht styles and we know that the prices are ht. hen you are ready to buy Millinery we can 33 My Ul I vi '7 ` -"r---'--V Is turning out exceptionaljy `good work, We have the knack of getting the right t and nish on 3. Unrmnnf Vnn unll FM-`I n`AacnA In;`1 -unto nonnl: un An --... - -..`. ...u----. an V-you Olav Ilsuv Inn -Jlu IIIIIBII VII ll arment. You wl besplcascd with any work we do or you. ` It Is An Understood Fact. AL@JiHI8%AwEK 'ers,-the kind of wear they re If you don't live in a town where there in a Slater Shoe Agency, you can get your exact fit, in shape, size and width, and you can choose the precise leather you want, from 'I`heCraft of St. Crispin,the handsomeatalll most complete shoe catalogue ever pnblishd in America. It tells all about The Slater Shoe,"and accurately des- - cribes the dierent kinds of leath- s.}},'.nEf.3wIo forwthei ' ' Price: $3.50 and $5.00. Wrlo ht cm. I ; has 118-120 PRINCESS STREET. IMINES I LOCKETT. Solo Local Aunts. .E!.QN'.:. Shoes by man.` "" '"' ""in'."o""nYQ'.'.?."i.'2$":?."; and um. ` THURSDAY, sac-1`. 2lst. . " C " ll-\w|Il.n'en .' nu-go.` Rh - n o by Iuiumvlm um: no man Inllnhlou rd b gonng xoy$'=. rotunda ti: ohm nod Younger An no m the no Ihnnldlnvnnllonh uni nan bu. Ir .n..._w....s.. 1 UI` AUIIULV LU. ` re. HAIR oooos ARTIST, IO COMING. HO will II it BIITIII-AIIIIIOLIC HOTEL. RINGBPO W, "av--on s. ANGLIN 1 co.! THURSDAY, sen. inst; With . van Iln Tol71'ooNr(o.` I... A In I\f\ |nlIIndd& I I-o\JI\1 unlahnu glnjdunlltlnltluoiiln Iuluuudnghucuhhph-ninth ua Io cub Iqnhllun In In &IIhq:uuIhI Ilnohui d Iva: mung. II. had i I D huuoa 5&1 jhoh-gun & A kn:-1-12.. 4 Omani IIoIu1hnnnycnnI II! as n mould thud uh dhnu Il Ihhhdudnol Ibolunb h- nlnl. Inolotycnlllchnhwl tcunhnhdunlulhhhhlun Ilhhuuludu-ndnhuici. -.A_..__....I 4...... .|--.n_,, _ , nnn ' nnu antic. Hh AM mylunn lnnwn and worn in I I olu-an evor whore Baum to visit has an woman the Hotel and no his new doulgnn ll: w|II,n'ea n.'cnu:o.hm- `nnluhlon oomlnx loym. DANGER I?! I'll AIR. A nodal unnmcbuhouiohnuol Invuulqploidhnrcnnm luhonlhl Ilaolluuuhhg cnlnvlIIIhnnih- Ilucllheimuunslbhglhn ounldcm pplloublucl Ihluutldlnhh l'hInnoINuhuHudloaud.buiIh nquhl. $0 nun agents In: -or.-Iiilisbiitliilllivriillh aamhnhnlcl llodly. In -an as puhbhpuhlogluutholulhlul cluulwlhd nuugtolopnhnl hnnqnnna. Alllhhnhnnnui an Qlolnonllsllu. Iiqywcouoxh shah nn..|n....n......__.. ru Ionics. ` wm. very nlndoflunpk-Q at uunov and Ounlcrvmm A VIII. 'lhunu-u. 3 mm. mm. VI 'l\*-upon I .33. Van nncfhnln I-`mail. Ivllobcu o! All long Iulr In no 1 Ioagth and uncle. L Art illvlcnuu hnnrn .. ~ .. ihttonblllndchldobynnnln Pu Ihnunu lullonihlo can oluppal. ndthuuurisphtovclllcnonlh hunt. laniuhnnluodlnqndpm un||y|nI|oh'.uuuol Iduqhuunn good will ouslyoono out at in oxpchuo. dust good an utnlion lnmvluo qnnlouutllhuonoodinulundoe -v--vv-Q -II Jvv II II CWT VIZ cannon doutlo coupon: In Ibo wan Intact. and sons of IN upllsl. otutuldolnnllwuy vyudiouo. uni II In injuring a uni luono Iron in Auction oidou continue thorn Andi! width win It How long lbnqy still go on points only known. but it to not Iouotbiog Inn dons. in the public lair ugh king Inn and. Tbclrunchhn Union! a lololnonq.udl|o ulna by Its nanny. laid by lonlpn capital into. tuohnlhuhhhnlhpuoph and in ptohcld. In III dad on in _-A. ._.n_.. .L. n_.._..`_I-_--_ -1 A --u-vvuu vjuuuvuvuu I-nuolon` Ob cu-ponlou DLIAK Ag`: nn.L L_._.. .L._ I) (;`lld}'?L and n8I|IO$O\I I I noes at '| ll-`mail. 0'! Ion: lulr In no v nnnn. COIPULSORY ARBIPBATION. (bud: and: u law by which ubitnoin in arid: out on to nude ooupnloon. Landon pnnnhm obj! hnoo In this rupcob. he and railway company and III onployou Inc had a diauloy. In In lurqudhvugogh honnotlubouud UM computation thus `mhonld on with lion. 'l\npopIo|nw||h I|oIcn.uI3 villus pnuonlu the an. Th Ionic ...nl.-n -..A _.L _ L ---- -l-I THE DAILY WI-115: ilcrpuvovtu Dar.` I llld V7 lll\l""'IIIIlll II.3l1'\c DAILY Rolg `BIL: blhhod can I I , . 'IYl.I?|::n-utmnndc k. `a pay. THE WHIG---66th YEAR. mnx Illnil-Inn unnn ._. ;;;;;;; _; pnuvvu [Inc-. llnw..l.l1 Puuxhvununr. &Q H. T s. SAYLOR, ahn.mnhnuI\n-no udohnn `l'bD:h|(hluuNoulnobun too Inoldbpoudb mt an it It nun hvojuovlnnhynnt Thyuopu-O dugtuIqpuu\ry.ud dngtutccn phqadlhloollnnnutuol loud: lnhlnuoolvtneonouutlo this wan. ehnb In is willing nigh no nlllhhlnlldnld. lulohyoug nlvillpouindouvluhynn. --u r-cu---w uuu-urn. --sq - -v-' Ihlunnhnt. Andno ululllaopiniond vonoihhgubolonho L-) I_I_I_ I-_..I.A ._ I\._-J:-_ _.II ._.I A_. --..----v'---`-u- < --.----~ Iudhklylndducandiu ' naps NIIIIIIIQI. Thlnilunvunliuh n.._.._t.... Kingston [lptioal Parlors nag. .>---_ -. -so 1-w-c--' wuuuuun vs--v --- uuuy - riglllohholldr Ilvu. I9 -1] dopoodn onvlolhynn. Inryoonnumyhnns hr nations: ol Han when noun tpunutlvhonvolunhryuutoodctou ovchnhgnhopwoululhonhvuno Ilnlt an--."' '7-L IC.Z'..?F.'.E' if. 51...." " uuiulun Nguunol oqqhg IIIIIC _-A _|.._-_. -;.|_.__ _x.n _ ;.|_ L-_... -0 uodohnlag uluhnruouononhvosl _A_Ls A. A.L- AL-l_ II... In -II J...-J. Iegh Jeee Ieedeeeld. In `lumen. told e lull reporter heel everywhere In Henl- ioee e tehrnete wete tuning eve: end preside; Iain their eeppoce. Hugh John Iedheeterbeeentel. The boye any be Reeling III. They how be likee e jzke He Imelda`! be e Sleedoeeld II he dudn'e Ttoln Inn. uh I Ioonlpolitlonl picnic at Ila Au Nah. Quito. nngnld In- o5Ind-l| we Mn dty--And the World`: young nun. who io puiicululy knowing. can In this Ila uultnuon ol lunhnd at it upon cl Lnlict. WM! adh- ..;_.._ I Ahhodvnnlllo know I! Quad: bu oovunuiopnpu. You. on; Ibo loo Incl Blur. Sines In odilor bu booouo Slrchuho Tipper : nohoptl. and II in Macao nltn-Iory mu politics! viovo. II in too funny for anything. Eearhny. an uno Iron Franco. Iclh at winning America And becoming 3 public lecturer. Ho bud honor. Tho Amotiun poopb. in up patent mu 0! mind. any to dopondod npan to (In him a mm :0- .._nl._ WEDNNDAY WAl'l'8. Tho IIIINIIO which none non worked in Wu! Elgin sud Won Waterloo ought. like I no Jugprnut. Io nu out than and put than out 0! Inna-y. The llbonl puny bu no no for thou. yuwir Iuu U-p-u-no; up fun . The record ol oxunpliou In nag city And born tall: 0! nonunion And conoilir in: which on-cunounou ah tho that nomad to justify. Bull In to tho thought tnl oltohor tho ovidonoo that on long than Inn ho the ohooh thn will rid tho land 0! Allin imqulmu ol lofhlnion sod got In in plus the Mount that an total ..._...| 0 my Iulncvxlvltn than the nu: nnluhlo 3 I oomlnilo nu. an who':rrou on ou'h.(;|a?ul:\;l|I||D And no hla I.uuw~wnm DI`;-A ILA-g.-L--Q.-- __.I Du-A- v Iv rw-rs` -- '-vr-- 7--.. -_ powor and onpwty to pay. ?L. -...-A nl -oonnnllnnl ill!` `C -IIUII Ixuuvwwu u . -- wv-v- wordo tho diocrlnlnotionooto Inorooolng I oonuqoouoo of load dicollloo hon. nod at prooouo thou. ood viola out now do putoro In buioooo thou lo tho opplloooloo oi Iho cxonpllon Ilmnb oorov ood tho to opooolvo union on tho put of tho ooonoil. rho ontonglononto ol Io-doy no Ibo to nloolloug youo ot oouptouloo. oadoho dotyohhofotoro lo oogolrid ohhon by lqloloolon oi oneo jolt ond oonprohomivo n...... .. I.o...._..nI oh: man lchn D003 Ill IIIII-Iuu In-u honor--who oonuon IIIIIO ol tho poo will demand an unuunooh law which will lovy In Incl thn go towudn olvlo gov- orqncnh to am shay wlll ho ourlod by all tho pooplo lo proponlon to link analog ___.- -_J .._.- An A. -`.1. Dr. Black. nu ;::s.uuu.n an 4.. I , ":21"; u. y... . oxonpilool no going on. and his noun 0! Ma noun In Lghgg ....- ---AL nu-42` min In AM """WW mmzsm `unto. Th-hnhnnnhuvuyundbhn .uuh.IardcIIIouonuulIhuonko tho uuhipul cumulus at lnnlhoo. that our moment hr undo u oouploto ova- hnllug. "ho oonuuuoo." it our. "of I Idutllocylhn of hlalclpnl hula lo I patio: and domain the mention of our Iqlclohon. Bonn day an and no at our pocp'o wsnlumcuulnuuunimg um tho ucuunoflaw to ondd. and ab 3 con nlulon ho appointed to pupae in ouch- Inonl which will ptodnoo hi: ondbqnlhhlo uulu. AIM: new the Inn: on not Ivoolyor ptopoloutoly on-ed by the hoopla. Tho huh ol hullon and Uh oh icon uahjoob to annual III changing an an Ihllo. ' Al . -__-__._Al-_- -.. M U` KX : TIT ? IHVIU Ivvvuilv '- ulng my much nutowod up. II o _._.I- AL- .n...n_|-.u.... Ann I-uunnnlnn In Ijndffco ...`..T.... 0! Nu York _. 4.L-.;__ ._L_.L-_ ...._- _.._ L-.. - CAN CRIN I DIAD TU LIFE. TIC nZ-__L.. mg I nnnn I my nulnn van .-In. -Ln I. -5.. _n.a .. 1-nn{ 1' time. ivjbmuxi. enirnun % 13. us. |" "G`I"'. .IiI|nIoly|nnuol .|__ __._.|._n II- -_- nun`: uu- uu-I- uuyt yr` A nddonlyrooodPnno|IoIIonnlhI- (lot that Chub; was driving through thoullvohlllblklhhlrt. Ink-Ibo Indputononrlhcath punt)- uoecdnlnd. &Pc-henna. ktaldnrtnuuuhslrlll III`! In&nnI_ Crllcutg nu Illv IIIIQI IIZTI-ll -llHIl?II an In tho road. no was driving out with hln Into Pulnom no com- phllod at fueling cold. and nrsunlqr had Ila tannin; M; with II: be ad- vladllntopntnunothlngutnou K-`ling ADJKQDK-n-nn2nJOLAln-mg Iiil UIZ II! yd! jllflllill` VIIIC Z llodldlosullhotlntnnedtbolrpm -g- A kn` Inna` La: :51; has.- A VI I I vuuunwuw I r.IlAIt'uIa Filled with wrath and chagrin. the colonel journeyed to Washington. bent on having n personal lntcnlew with the president. no succeeded In your In; no audience. and the preeldent. utter llstenlng to hlo plea. mld kindly: But. my good colonel J. you one enl: one eye! Inst Io. ell-." no the prompt re- joinder. `but can ! yon see the great advantage ot my having onLv one eye? when I am my um. I than`! here to clone the other!` He fought at anntlngn I50 DOOI In Ih RIJIIODIII. Baal Piano: nlu-an more of Don Shula: II Ibo men nboont nlnded --n- In Q5` :4;-IA II; -n.- .I_l_I__ ` Tho Alvnn!no cl one lye. Dunn; (ho sp.nnIsnAmerk-an war I certnln old colonel who had lost an on II the battle of Gelu-shut; was very lndlgnant because be In: put aside :3 pnynlcnlly Incapncllnted when he Ip- pllod for ndnalnlon to one of the New York volunteer regiments. INIIAAI nploh up-gob. anti `Lg-slug oh- II I. nuvnn vvvu sauna. Katherine found In the collar on Ill- Ilo fruit baskets. Into each of them tho put a kitten. and (hon. wnlunx un- til her mnmmn Ind lnln down for her nnernoon nap. one laid a baht on the doorstep of each of an hounoo ` whoa owner: the ngnrded u cbarltm No.-Chicago Newt. nice it With Kittens. A little led: of 5 who dwells in Perl Ridge he: on erdent eympethy for su- peruous kittens-thet ie. klttene which here to he drowned. Lest week ehe diecovered eix wee hell: of for in the woodehed. end inetentu the burning question wee. whet eheii we do with them?` Her mother end tether edroceted the nenei method of Keeping one for Ketherine end drowning the othere. But iittie Katherine determined to thwert their piene. Bhe hed heeni 3 etory how e little hehy wee ion in e heehet on e dooretop end how. with the light of dawn. the kind old coupl took in the little tonndling end ree it ee their own child. I--.L-._n__ a__._A e_ An- -_ee_.. 4-, en. nan lI.Il\. nun a nun; nun gvus ucuu vu- Tho man had :1 wild look and was all e-tmmhle." continued the engineer. and. though he smiled Is he talked. I saw that he wasn't joking. I went away without getting shaved and for the next two hours was busy making purchases. As I returned to the depot I looked in on the barber to see how he got along and found him hsnging dead. Just what would have happened had he started to shave me I don't know. but I`ve slwnys felt much obliged to the man for putting the case as plnin~ I: as he did."-Baltimon Herold. IcmnEo-au5np&otR In-ado jlmtnnvoulu-hnyiuulale ml conceded covering to: new hdlqgotfotlnptovingoltlonn. Olnnunoot hndsoueeect- In very may to npply-olen in proof pmteclion - and can be ` jnnelntulbydnmpnesn. Iy deciding In its favor you'll DX .53 hnn rn.n`In .0 `Ag-O -..-.4-.. vvuc uv nsyllvuu " `Ir 1 IIIIVO you. you'll have to an the chances. `What chtnces? I uled. `Well. I've been on I drunk tor the last week and am just on the point of seeing rats. I may get through with It all right. And I may cut your head om I| l`Iu\ Iuxnn hnxl n all.` Innb and --n- Ila Wan ! Jokllc. "I had four days growth of beard on my face when I struck A little town In northern Michigan." and the civil engineer. "1 found n llttle coop of a barber shop near the depot. and I en- tered It to dlecover the barber sitting on n bench with hln head In hle hands. AI he roused up I told mm to get to work on me. but after looking on over he replied: all I -|.._.. `.4... -....`II L--- 04. 0-5.- yvua ga-u Uvwla. The man looked out at the empty glue he held in hie hand and then at the waiter. Then hie oholer began to riae at what he conaidered an unwar- ranted piece of Impertlnence. The waiter evidently eaw the outbruat of wrath that was coming. "No oenae meant. air." he haatliy explained. You wee. it : Juet thia way: The ilrat thing a waiter iearna. and he learne it by dearly bought ex- perience. too. la never to take a glue from another peraon'a hand. Why? Because it he doee the chancee are about even that the glue will (all and be amaahed in the traneter. Thia in particularly true it the top of the ta- ble or, counter happena to be of mar bie. aa"thia one la. You probably un~ dcratand that when a we at break: anything in a hotel or nee. -trant he haa to pay for it. and you probably now understand why it wee that i would on your (lane aa eoon ae you put It down no that l could pick it up my- aelt."-Phlladelphia Inquirer. fninurii '/ mama auto.` Inc to In no Iuullowo Oahu lab; Ind, "GIvo mo 3 (III! at mar. plans. The requutwunuhtonwutu behind the math toplnnch counter otnwollknownnnuunntln thema- tnl put 0! the city. All right. III." was the waiter`: ro- pl:. `'1 will Juut u soon as you put your glut down." Th; nsnn IAALAA A..-A -5 ok. --...-.5- Alon:-Cuullnfnoootll. Buben-walL Ilu-in. than my tolhdotllupontrucouly. In Barhcn-WinIbItIcv.lI? Ir. Burton--W|I.)0It|nlI'|nt'I pnhtnIcnthtpnnqthr.IInl\r 31190011.` Now.I~IohnIcnntIuI eonlllullulnhnpll Rana Couldn't OI-III -OI hail In 8300.. An enlmut protector at anthology at Harvard urn deeply Interested In the cue oi an epileptic wean; `hil- tngvtthheeluhnnahenqltout ptenonltlou and qynptoun. And be asked this question. Did you ever to Ila` ILAO -4:-Q xi zgnnl 5.. Q-`AL uuuwu `-1 gutunnvuq AIIII JVC (`WI % the that you Ithpoud but local unlghtr W`; :LIAL OS` La.-n.` La.-L.-J -g -1 -ya.-nu.` I- u- -uvve vu u getlhebeelresulls, egleul expenge. Write In if yodre intereeted. we'll send full inn:-nation.