CWIHIIRCDLD. , ' _ Ill\.'\\.'l`ll"I III J\|Hl|'IIlK UII Ill IIVU H[`l. A cmwd of nmn by whom tho old man was Alums! xnxnhlpewl nm mm rushed to the spot and pmn-nlmi to mine the mp- alzed whlvln. lwlhwlng that thonld gm)- tlonmn was uvrionsl_\ hurt. I! not kmui. Th`- L-) -.I....I nu... .-EA- ..I an... .__._ uvnmn WEI -`l'|()ll.\l_\ l||lI'Y, ll ITO` KHHVL They had min-11 one side of tho Imp whnn he thrust his hmd [mm beneath and addn-sud his servant: I-rL......._ L`... man .45 .. I|-I.AcII I ._ Illl]I('ll. h`mIdenl_v the` trap nwrtm-nod. with the old mam undornmth. the groom having lllC1`t`\`d\`(l In jumping on to the Imdgu. A vrnvnl nf nmn hr whnvn tho nld lnnn An old Wu-lsh pnvxrhor In his oluhtivrh ymr, who was an H)\'I'h"rnto g|]]nkq\r. WM onu dzsy driving out with his svrvnut, nlsu notoxl for the quantity of tolxwm be con- Imm-d. Q...I.I....I... Al... A... .\....._4.._--A _nL AL , Knlur W|ll|eln\'| Alm In Life. Punltney lllgelow mmtrllmtuu to The (`nntury an nrtlclu nu Tun Ymra of Kulaor Wlllu.-lnu." Mr. lllgolnw myn; I hnvo kniwcn fvw 1n:`nnn1'rvu fnnn hrng or hypocrisy ns mm this Uvrnt:-.1 prlnm when has asvvndml tho Imperial thmnn On the (`hrl.-atlnns lhnnmllzswly precmllllu tlw death of his llulsl1`{.'|lh\`l` lm wmm n lvttor to n frlunnl 34:00 mllm mm)`. I haw no right tn nmlm lhls luttvr puhllt-_ but shall he fnruixun fur thln much: 'l`hu writer dwelt. mrnmstly upon the ynnr than was cluslnp, nml pnrtlvnlnrly rizfvrnwl to Llmpmblmnsof the fll1lll`l!.llHll` drwunlng that. he nu the mo who would hu callml upon to mnslst in thvlr snlnunn. In this lvttvr he ('Hnrl`.\l`d that. tlw nml)lt.lml' n! his llfa wmatn inxpmve tlu~x~.nmllti:mnf tho marking pmplu, tn nwmuwilu the r:\splng mnlllvt. lmtwwn thnsv who lmrn nml "1040 who hnvv nut. nml, nhmro all. to nmlm llm ('hrl.~ti.~m n-li;zlun u n\:\l thing. No wt-nt. un jnklngly tn l.-unvnt than 1-mum)-xf ml!` Anwrlvan n1illlnImlrc:ul'ul nut mom. to lmvu hlln l\\g:u`ia-s for thls [)lll`[l)8A\, for ho was. he said. .'\l\\'nys humpervd (or want of Ilwvssnry funds. I.` II In probably not gulnenlly known that ha tn!-pl dml " nerd In mgnv nhllnvun wu-u. nu Imul nun` I uInurr'uD ropurt-. "lnnido of half an hour an omen-r m- portod that. tho rm-my hmi boon rrpulsvd on the right instead u! hn\'lm_1turmKl the unk, as at rst rn[mrh~d. In nil that time Grunt. haul nut. olmmzmi bin pmilinn or cmuwd in whinlo. But he wns Iu-oping up tho thinking uf u brainy man who knows his b\ISiil1'.'|I|. He had simply n-.-mun-d un- orringiy fmm cnusn in eticwr, and nhiliry to (11) this is ni. wquinim in ova-ry suvcvssfui gvm-rul. "~ D1-tmit Free Press. WI|lI IIIH Il"'ll l'\l$\'lI ullllus " `Shall I orxlvr n dlvlslun of the Ninth corps tn Iummrt tlm Hlxt,ll?' nalmd Momlu. " `If you think boat, was (lmnt,`s rvply. Tho nnlvr wnn no-nt, nnd urtvr aovorul rulmm-s Umnt turned to (`nngrmsnmu Wnxlxlmrn-~. who was Ms `mom. and Mal: `I don't lmllum chm awry. Wnrmn has boon fl hung all dny, and nlnvo mldnflor noon } nmrnck hum boon lmmnmrlng nwuy. Loo nlmply lm.-In`! lmll time nor oppor- tunity to mass his forum In front of Hwy- wlrk. We Ilmll hour I dlmm-ut. report. "ll|nh`n no |...n .. 1...... -.. um`..- -4 nvxrrun UIBLIIIKIIIHIIPU VIHIIUFB. auummly t.hvru was n _\`--H from thu Sixth mrps nu vim right, rapidly l`\`(l \nlh'_\'I \\`\`|"U hennl, mid tmnm tvom mm: hurrying to the runr. An vxcited oiih-or rmiu upnnd mmolmm-d thut the right unk hm! hvun turned, that the unvmy hud nmsaul thvir whole form to crush .\`ulgwi<-k llild that Fhnlor'o bri- gudv hml bwu cupturcd. Grunt, who sat with his buck ton true whittllng, um-or uhnligmi muntommm nor dropped a struko with his kwtrmigml lmifo. `Hhnll X nrrlnr n dlvinhm nf Hm Ninth no Felt Condent That the Report Wonnld Provo untrue. It Is the npinlon of a vvtr-rnn war norm- Iipnndnt thul` n Rmxl mllltury couun.-mdnr nowr ln.-son his lwml and hue n \'ur_v clvnr Id:-n of hmv n lmnlu slmuld go Imnnusu of the way In \\`hh'h it is In-lng fouuln. in w- cordanvo with prnurrnngud plnna. Ho ro- lutoi nulnvmus lnstunms In support. of his tlmury, nnd umung tluvm In this one: At the -lusu of tho rnt. dny'n lumtlo In tho \\`lIduru:~ss Grunt was sitting M)` Ms` h`udq\mrt4'r surruundr-d hy hha smlT um!" mwvrul dlstilxglllalml xlslmrs. Smhhmly thurn wma :1 null frnun Hm HIM!` nnrnu .... MAD: ME A MAN L AJAX TABLETS P(II'l'lVlL' cm: HluUI'\3ll I('!`Ull!I Ill LHU I'lM'IV. ' Mum-r`u dc-(ant. Irrlmto-s hlm. He up- plrl lmztnnlly to n hour court, which, (If!- ur mnnumlng a numhor of oggnngn. ro- Jovta his appvul, cnmlnmns him to [my for the drinks uml urtlnrn him tmlollvur with- in thr:-n In-or nxlnutvs u hm-r np4`(`vh nn tho tut, "Tho |nnnorlullt,_v of June bugs und thuir hI1]mrt1m1'I\ in tho ouuronlu of the Ureuo1'1`urkIsh wur. " Ill lllllll UKIUIII/llln The vunxhuumia noim tho mugs. Tho j onion: are given and oi><-yod quickly. At the word (ini" tho mugs iiy to the lips. :~`vimi7~ pours his iron with ovinicnh enlis- fuctiun down his ihmnt-. hut Muiior pro- rm no npiii the suit! with impartiality owr his shirt from and wnistmua its \\'(`il. Schuizo nhuuis in triumph: Hnnntntfnn nnhlntnttnntnntnnvhni-On-. UCIHIIZL` HIIUIHH Ill Il'IllHl]Hl.' lloltcntnttuupuu-nmtmntantonmnttor- nr-tmmnol" Wlxvrcupnn the reform nnnounoea lclly, Muller lmn shed lxloml and must be con- lduretl lwnnd In the ram, " vu..n..--., .u..:-..o c...q........ L... n- __ IUVUI In vuru IIIU. luv uIl'll l|HlJUllllU(`: Tlm weapons um guud uml equal. HI- lnntluml Thu lxcvrduolllwglxxa. Myanm- mmuls wlll luv: `Llfh, 'L'llnk, exvlmnxo m'In.~, seize nm 3, go! The docmm word rzlmll bu, `Hut vntottnnputontutentnntm1- nmtloru1tomut.' " 7l'I... ..,....I...A....A.. _..I-- `L- .....A, nu,, l|Illl`l'. The referee takes up the weapons brought in mm by 51 Jplng carefully was that the columns 1| `hm-r M0 at the sumu love) In ouch mug. llu Nu-n announces: l`|\n ll'nI|lu|ll|l nnn umul u-ul nnnnl L.`I Itlqnotu by Whloh the Honor of Iolulil and Muller Wu htluocl. Tho etlqlmtto and pmuednre In tho bloodless German: beer duol nro doncrlbod In is meant muuberof the Bcrlln Bonan- 00url('r. A line song pmu-od forth from an-mg lnnfa drlvon about violently the clouds of tn mom smoke lowering own` the mhlus, but. lts lmr1m)nlvQ0unI1ut provony dlnnurds among the guests. Two of tlxcsu hrlngu lung nrgument ton sudden end by the loud utteruuoe of tho wurds: "lllurjungn." "I take you up." A lung alloncu fullowa, The zmpnlntud mfuruo nrlsus. Tho lmrmnltl or the wnltcr bflll In two full In-or mugs ; und tlm cry runnumls through the mum: llnntlnna fur n hm-r nnno-n.o lu.omn..n flilllllllllll |.|ll'Uugl| LHU l`l)UllII llentlum, fur a bu:-r uontmst between the beer honorable fellows Schulzo and Muller. ll`L.. mJ|'A-(\Q .lI`r:\- s... AI... _ . _ _ _ . ... AND GRANT WHITTLED ON. Ba Wnnloxi 3 Smoke. A onmu sun DUEL. for the next few weeks will be sold at the following prices : II II EIINIITI Ill`. VT j 11 3 soul: ;u.nPoviIt wry Ill`! Gl`IlG`& "we know that the Innqaorh cu-rylng I Kronpu oocuba an In nonenu honpltd I ohlps. but when nick and wounds! ue put ' on bnnnl I tramp-In It booomeufortho 1 time a hospital ship and should ho Inmat- ` L `Thane ships were new: Inspocu-rl. through them was ample time tolmpccl thvm and put them In fairly decent uhnpo befnre -ndlng them on with lick all vronndwd." |u1'll Ill ulu IFUIII IIIUW um IIKTSHIIIR OI war mun cause gt-oat unerlng awn who j the best is done to modlty Misting condl } tlonm But thorn mu no excuse for aend- , In` the wounded on the Sq-noun, no excuse fur using the Seneca without nv. making I ' the ship decent and ml comfnrtnbla, ,` and absolutely no exams: or sending her j o without proper supplies. It wn A great wrong. and the wrong has been repeated _ In the Concho. the Alamo and the Leona. ` which ham since Arrived In New Yuck I from Cuba In even worse condition than ' thn Gonna; I0tIhnnhou Ounuthnulfo. lhh `T K--\./` " Itochildnu tin phnhnoooach nninnlvnnillnh an Danton nor .l\llIIl`y. ` Said Minn Jenninma In n nrvmnt. 1ntor- ` How: " l`hon~ nrv no brnvvr mun living, no bravvr mon dying. Tho hard, oruol ; part of It Is that great snurlng and hu-d- ' u1gI|IIuUrgnnl7.lng lmsplY.'\I3. Whrn thn tmuspurts wom pllml full of Injnnxl nuldlc-|~.I M M` Rvnt homo. Mh;sJvn- mugs soounwl trnnspnrmon on tho Sun- er`.-\. nnd It was Mr ucmuuut of tho fonrful sulfvrhuzs on thnt. \-nym.zn. nminly {mm luck nl nu~dl`Invs. pmpu-r [um] and sanitary nwmnlnmlminns, that has slirn-1| up n hnrnvtv host nmund the vnrs of Surumn ` Gem-nnl .\`h\rnln~m and \'ll!`!`.`\l Slmftvr. Miss Jonnhuzs hug nun hmwn cnlxtmlt with being 1nt(_`r\'lvwvxl nml writing her own ntnrlm. Hhn has lxvn tn \\'n~hington and told hnr story In pursnn to 1 n3e-xldens Mo- Klnlnv, f I llllll HUT Kinloy. Knit! I Ills: Jonnlnp. \Vho Dnrnd In Denounce the surgeon General of the Army. Miss Jnnot Julminga, tho Rod imam nnrso whoso outapukun donuncintlol of tho manner in which wonndod Amerimn soldiers have lwvn shipped homo {mm Cui)n has atirnul up tho inn-st.igntion which is now nttrmitirm no muvh public attention. in an onvr;n~.tio young wonmn whose homo is in Munmn, Wis. She is not B nnmo by pmfosahm, but n woman jour- nalism. nlthmmll aim has hmi imth (mining and nxporionco M n nur-so. it. was in both r`.`ipl\t`iH!\ that ahn wont to (}uh:\. Him ur- riwd at Silmnoy in time tn mks vnrnof the mlumnora who had [won wounded during tho tirst tight in tho mlvnnvo on R:\nt.inm). Sim atmviu-,d horsvlt to tho Rod (`rnsa nnrpn tiwm nnd did immio work in clawin- ing and organizing imspitnlzs \Vimn Hui Irnlnzluxrlu warn nlinal full nf unuuww ux nu Alnurlcull rullmml nynulcuto. When tllm general was mnrrloxl to Miss Amlmws. the daughter of wealthy Colonel Andrews, nonr Vllhnlmzton, ovvr a quarter of aoentury ngu, l n~nldunt and Mrs. tlrnuf were munng tho pznunts. (lvnernl Wllnon'I home is In Wllmlngztun, Pl. No la (l mu, nqunru nlmuldurvd, lmml.-;mno mul mnlnhlu nmn, nml It in quite pmlmhlo that thu Form means will loam mu like him very much. GIENDRQE i-High Grade Wheels- unuuu prl.-uuwr -ll!lH`l`SUll lH\\'l. (lunuml \\`llt-mn mtlrml (mm the Army In 1870 to vngngo In the mllrnml bualnvns, for whlvh ho \\'.`u-I ospovlnlly ttml. He has hovn Id:-ntlml with mllrnml lntvmstn In the Unltml Staten mul Uhlna for 20 years. Sovurnl years ago hn wont to (ihlnn In the lxmsnmb of an Anmrimn rnllmml aymllcuto. \\'hon Hm xmlmr.-xl \\'nl mm~r-|ml 0.: Min- n.nr.|\nn un.un.n II. VI nuaun. when the clvll wnr broke out. and he was aunt nt nncu to the front. He took part In tho Purl: Ruynl uxpvdltinll. mm for his an-\'luoa In (hm. vmnpnlgn nnd in tho (mp- turn of Fnrt.1 n|m4kl ho \\'l\ nuulo n nmjnr in I-Hm). He was on tho stu of Hum-ml Mv(`la-llnn M. .\`nm,h Mountain and was In- spwtur gnnvml of tho nrmy nf tho Tun- Iwnsoo In tho V'lvkslmru vmnpnlunuf IHH3. Ho wns glwn tho runk of \AlHl`l\1\lltv (`uln- nvl nftvr tho lmttlouf (`|11|lta\Inmu\. nnd {mm Mny In August. IBM, hn mm In mm- muml of tho l`hInl vm'nlry(lh`ls|m1ufthe army of thu I"ntm1um, nnd fur hln .-u~r\'|vva In the \\'iltlornu~su ho was rnlsud tn cho rank of vulunul. Ilo cmmn unlml tho cnvnlry dlvislun of thn hllsalsappi (mm ()ct`nher, 194434, to J nly. 1805, um! closed the war by linking: prl.-mzwr Juffvrson l)m'1s. (}nnnr.-ul \\`llunn nntlnml 'l\4xI|I Ck.` nnnmuu SHE STARTED THE ROW. AlhU pulillrlull Ill uuuu. Uvnvrnl Jmnvu Harrison Wilson WM born 53 yunrn nm) In southern Illinois and was xrmluntcd from \V<\sts Pulnb In lam). Ho bud just`. entered the engineer oorpn onoul Wilson. tho Military Govornot d the Conquorod Inland. Iklgndlur Genvrnl Jmuau H. Wilson. who has been nctlnu nu mllltnry governor of Porto Rico. 1n,,fully equipped for the , gusltlon both by nhlllty nnd experience. in Is not only n good anldlvr, hut n mun ncvuntunml to hxuulllng big buslnusn on- burprisvn and with no llttln klmwlmlge nf smtunnnunmlnip. Although he has not [won nvtlwly pmlnhwnl`. In pulitlvs, ho hnn sov- eml tlmua boon muntlonod for high places and has boon pruposvd us candidate for nmuxtnr mu! vnblnvb nmmlwr. Before It Wm: dvvldud to avnd him to Porto moo to straighten out the gumrnluonh there It was rulnnrml Llmt. ho was slutud to hold a like position In Uulm. Hutu`!-nl Jrnnnu llnm-hmn \\'ll.nu um-- 8088 OF PORTO RICO. GENERAL JAMES R. \'|'YI)BON. L- ,.,,n _ _ ELLIOTT BROS, '77 F3:-Irncsaann .31-ggt l'Il\\`IH'll \ |'l I'll i ll` Bhuullul lm huh: d0l1`C0l|SN-9l`V!:` v IlI\r\ An Ontario Mother saved her Baby 13 years ago. com>1._[a_ _Ig.4_u2PeRs KEEPS IT FOII HER BABY NOW A The only safe and reliable remedy that mothers can always depend upon is a A Nova Sootla Mother Speaks. MOTHEH,!1[L0HcH|lD' Summer Gdmmir and Gllolorl lnfantum blot out many I little Ilfe. 1\lR!~`-. JOHN \\'.\IH`. ]\0|m\\'nr, :j___:. jjxua 77 Pr-lrTce_on Street. Window and Door Smells. The White Mountain and (ion ICE-CREAM rRzns._ `V T `From one to ten quart.-. [Uh } bi` lhu um ml Din (.hIll(`l`.", ( 'llI)!\`I' (Ruhr :mul fimn l\i1.h'<`H.r .'1 1|` \\`<\ nun`.-l \\'::rI \I'I'\Al\|l Vrl :1 ll .`\. \\ <\ \\';:rn t|u~,pnI{xh'c.ngainst :'.<`<``[\Un;.; um _~nb"~litlIt(' nr imita- liun, nmny ul` l'mw.g ;u<: |>n.-itivcly d.uv_L;va~~r. :. F.ccI!;.ut lhv {Ml name __ ._ .. 1 .- III-ll unl_\' `lhl \IllIl.L I ` "' u l:`,\-_-;. S(I.'\\\h`II_\' um hm . f` {H141 I _---;.- T Hllk IV`. I`\\\\'lI`lF 'l|:\\\'|wI ry in H \` M`:-I m \:I mu-In fur ulIv\I'vhu`Ib, vwnmwrwvv\\.uiw`v-ut. H in nu ulwhlr-~n ulwn llwy no nl~\:\_\-4 u-ml It in 0 ..... .. I A manltoha Mother : Oplnlonu A Quaboo Hotlill-'0 S intoment. -x-nx-vr4r\\'<`.'1r lmzst ml" \\'ilxl Slr:m'l)crr_v has n rru~n_qv1i~rwim~r~ry\\'hrrC .13 the .* xjlft` nml rvnhlc rr'rnt`d_v for l)i.url\r-`.1. l)_\~.~:c>ntcry, Il`x`.", 'lm!vr.'\ 1\lml1m,(`r:lmp.X, H` .`?Hmmr`r ('umplaint of I,.,\,, _ ,. ,_ ,_'I.. It I`m\ l-~r'\I EXl'M3I of Wild mmliulno {Int Wm: In ullnrvlums, dyuantury. mill wnnpi run. H MInhvr\|tl\iI1g1.n .|r-~u l\|`II toellllng. I :\_\-4 our family and it :' f'.li|r-I. NEH CHAS. SMITH. Hlmnl Luke. Man. All Drugglsts and General Dealers. meal Dr, }\\\'lvr": 1".x||`l0\0f'nd -_\~ in mr "\vni|)' fur the pnnt van in u\'nr\' r.nLx:.fnct ion `In all (`mien V"\. am-nIery_ nml summer cum- vlnl-in-Il m` n-lnlta it nevi)!` failed Mnnt rolivf nml wn vnmlul no\ \\ -l`nmt in In tho house, enpoclnlly \ In mt am:-m ` Mum, n. rm-mm, \V\....L lII,.......l. \'iII...ua On` Mun. n. nu nun, \Y-\m\H`lr1mut \'illng~. .\.\_ I ...II III\ l|l'l Ilvllllil "H |'\T|'.'1\ HI` :4 un vex-Iv package 3 I \'cry\\'l~.c.'c at 35. They Cleanse and Purify the Blood. Sarsaparilla ' o'o.uu'B P I In In S The Greatest of all Liver, Stomnch and Blood Medicines. A u-Iranno IOI lhoumatlun. Gout and Chronlc Cpmplnlnu. IIECGI ODE. \ Unriullcd hr golfer: nnd bicyclist). (`nit nu`! Dlr lnnrn Ohms (`oat only 25:. Inon (hm regular D & Altylu, and nude In all sizes. Stand every Ifrnln. Always comfortable and absolutely un- bnnhble, every active woman heed: one. Il_..'_-II-J L- _.l!._. -_j IL booklet. on pain! (no. THE SHIRWIN-WILLIAUS 00.. Paurr arm Oouon Malina. 1"0(`:u-ml Htro ~t. (`I wound. 24120 Btewm-I. Avenue Chicago. M \vumu.;uu`m}eo. New Yoxk. 21 st. Anuomo sum`. Mound. BRlSTO,L'S FOR SALE. -III.t.R`l II.'8l01l'l'!It:Y. an van.--. hound. nun! wtntm, Vdunu I In an bli "1 Ali IAOLIIII. I Volume--I86! `MD- Iuh '0." lnrrnn`I'Ir; is inadc for painting buildings. It is not I low-priced paint, but II t in cheap because the best. ia made of the purest ma wear the longcsg. The wlora are bright and handloxpe. A booklet. pain! (:00. 8Nl nWIM.wu_1_uu,o nn -....- ..... n-. __ ..____- V whnt clothing is to the It In just us im 11!. You Ihonld take as much care in sef n the paint to cl e your property, 5. you do in selecting the nut ' to clothe your person. P serves the building. Paint vea but to the bu pun thelaborconmnpomlhnn cpaint. exowillbea mug thn right paint :3 not used. 8II'lm/IN-WILUIIS 4 . PM " cnz_s1'- CORSET3 Ask to no then. 2|6 Princess Street. (0) TV!` XI WW- anon IIIIC, "C Ihtrlghunolbnhn" "ohlohlnod Illlo nSIIlo'8ll0- L "IhcIInnn'n"-'l'wn1`qln ""'.?_Y' Nc6--Whl Data you look ujoch nun. Eon qyohfd in ninth you? 1H--Ob.|o.bI In Brawn uh! uh ! IuonIc'uono.-BtookLnI.lto. Iruuuo any now: up: 1: lnreunu. you nqy oxchangv tho but at the doot."-Holun Welt , --vi Judge--D|:l-y:II In IMT ptlnona stub Ch pmnum mln;_I rlkl \ \' I "Then an of the very Idut Itylo. In-. If. huwm-er. ha-fnnr ynu much tho save: on- Innoo any but style is mreh-ml. you new nxnhgnnn lhn but A! the (Inn! "-"AIbl. I hnpo." mid Nvwpnp. "(hat If tho Spanmnls Imlnlmnl New York they will do so In the daythxm." Eu that yuu run dndgv:F" No; no they will nut wake the btby." -Town T. plvs. . _.. -...~_,. Ethol-\\`hy dot`: your father ohjoct In Fl-ml.` Mu.rio-Pa tried to hurmw I10 0! him. "And Frml would not In: hlm hum It?" "Nu; Fwd gave It to hlm. And now pg nay: that Frvd H n (ms! --Brnukl]n Lift. '1' H" lr3|IIl|V`{I|I_\' thvy ran : lmrr-u\\' land Plum IN-ulvr. Muted Supt. Thar: n wisv old saying. `Those who dmlcn must pgy the fiddler.` " \ v:-. `Hus It duv.~zn't. apply with uny partlvulnr form` to tho fnndnngn the slum arr an !r:\miv:\ll_\' slum-im;---xu long As any mum'y."-Clovo- land Plain ll.-ml.-r .un.|_ys uu um luau I3 ulna Ill!` ul`u)r WIN), lIm'nlln'--` hw nnulu n |Im~r.~s in Rivlmnl HI. humgn-1| hlmm-If in mvrythlng Mu-rwnnl. " -Bnstnn Tr.-men-ript. Some Advice. Yo.<."mld tho llrrlv man In the corner. "m`th'Ity In on good thing, but then nhuuld ho is lot up rm-u. The man who In always on the rush is like the arts)!` who, luuinllun M.` ll\~|n..| v\ -n...g.1 in na.I...._I III -pr--n -\-oIvIInIr|_vIrUQ * ` ' lhronlo In Klnguttn bflonry Wuhnnd Inna Hobo-I. lxlltl I.III' FIIIIIIV JIIIV l"K' llilll l`l. (`ulnrml Artl.nt--\'vs'In. but you know ch:-up wn'k in pa` \vn'k, nn I dld dnt job an bud la lns' Mum duh it dnno took me !\\`|-v~ ma long tcr do It dis m.u-New York \\'u'Hy. nu pcunun r Vita;-1 did. Judge--Hard? `|u'no-Ye!or Ol00!-Up b Ihh Work and Wnfoo. HnImok(w=por-lm<)koo hem! You on charging nm 8.`! fur that whltewuhlng job. and yut It isn't in munthn ulnco you did thv mum job for half that. l`.;Inv-.s.l .\u-o|.v, \....`... hut .o.... L_.._ Tho (`mu--You know I haven`! any nbnnre to rmd, nor any eyes to spam. I can't me but one shlng at. H Mme? Tho Czarln:|--.\nd thnt nnn thing? The Czar-1: J. I3ull.-(`luvolnnd Plnln Dcalvr. The Cuu-And how goes the war In Anmrlmf The Cnrlno-Hero In the morning pn- Dal , H1136. Emperor WHllnm-Helwagonl The A1d-Yoa. your hlghness` Empvmr Wl1Hmn--Right away so! me the recipe. lloynl Dialogue. Emperor \Vlll|nm-Whot kind of In army was It. that thnae Amorlmnl gohnbt hum? VIVI... A I.` '1 l.. I\. AL- _._....._l__` _._j Tho Ald-It. In of the offacourlngu made up, your hlghnous. Emperor Will|run--How made up? '1'hn Ald-M|xnd lnonxnr vnnr hlnh, ,.}.?:C...""""..........' `?":t`p`-'.. I T ':I""'.II | Emperor w|lunm--How made up? Tho Ald-Ll|xod together. your high- I033. I tulo over all In there Isles, I apt-nk and tho people obey; Th mnidrns now vie for my Imll Who punsed me with scorn yesterday! Ilm lnrd In-ru 0! mnn and of brute. Ho squat on your mnrrnw hone: And indulge In a proper Iulnto Tu (ho gun-rnor of the Ladrnnel. -(7Iov-laud lander. I am mound: of all 1 survey. Thvy nvknnwledgo that I'm tho wholu thing; [worked with my hands yesterday, But today I'm as gum] an a king; I'm one of tho vnrtlfn potrntltvs. Thu word thnt. I uttc-r In law, I'm the only man hora {mm the States, So "hurrah" fur un-.durn you. "hnruh!" I wnn working nwny (`other dny. Never dreaming uf what wan in non. W11:-n a wunthlp pm into (hr buy And lot. u II than and n ruur, And they ullod nu: out there and said they. Be ynur name Hmnh, Hul)(1l'(l or Join; You belong In the Mal:-.4, an hooray For the govwrnnr of tlm l.mlronnl" I am mnnnrvh of I11 I Iurvay. My word ch:-ro In none to diapnb; I'm n ruler of pcoplu todny. I'm a ruul hifalutin gnlool; I'm a pun-nmte, than`: what I am. 1 mm run umno here an I plvnsa: Wha-n you mus-I mo. gr! down and ullun, when you npank to me full nu your knees. hog`! THE GOVERNOR. Up to Date. I wholo rzamms Gluclooluly uh` 1&3-.. . 5*. `TT IIIQ III: hu-Illyneeuunrytu nuthnt than colors are guarded wlth tender up both In and out 0! battle. In A charge they on slimy: csrrlai well up In the van of the ring llnun. nnd"when the ngiment taken to trencha thong I: planted In the center ol the lIno on up of the earthworks The Illmtrntlon. whlch wan drawn {mm I phntugrlph. shown t colors of I mghnent ` plan! on out at nchu human &n~ I that : Aunn ` ltomn. In In-..\|n nnu uxovmlun. The Now York mat. of Arms with mu mp- ! portrru, two women clothed In variagntui colors. does not lend Itself well on an orna- mvnl 00 A the` nd the `arms thomnlwa without thu an u would look better. Our new mglmexnul state color: are, no- cordlng to mgulatlon. to be bu, but In this war our stat regiments carry the `United scum regimental non. not the scum ncu gnmnu. The sum) rmlmonml mlnrs Mo usually of hlua silk, nlthmmh some states have white and mum haw ml llama, with the coat of anmaul the mute nnnhmldonnl or pnmtnl upon thvm. Some of thmnnm wry rich. and, llkv thus of the Cannon!- cm nnmm. for oxmnpl-.\ very handsome In design and uxmutiun. Th.` \`.`_ \..-|. .._.-. at" _._____-u -- uu uuurun to Inmulno IWO uglier HARE. Incldmmlly it may bo said that tho ro- cemly pulnllshml pn\.~zhlvnt,'s mug is nbmn on n par wlth those two. although pvrhapa nomewlmt uglier. It has a big star on It red gmuml W`)... -o..o.. .....n.....-A-| ,4: __ ,_,, .. -- II III IlIH\llII'y HR. The Artillery nntiamnl mlor Is mm the Infantry oulur; (ha nuzlummxl color is I'M with two vnmnml ) t`HnW mmmn. U! this om! of tho flag of tho umzlm-or hnttnllon. which Is nlsnn- hut. with a white vnstlo npnn It, the less snhl the lmtmr. It would be dtmvnlt tn Inmmno two uglier (Inga. Incldmnnllv M m.-xv In um! um: um -.., uumnn nu r.un\p<`nn rvulvmmrn. Tho mmlry culnrs am like thn Infantry cnlnha. hut cun-ddvrznhly nnmllur. the n-;zi- nwntal ng bring yvlluw nml wry haml- oonxe, but with tho some qlvfwta In duslgn Is the Infantry l`hn Av-OHI.u-w n..ou.m..I ,..`|_`- |.. n\.- Al- uu- --uggnu uuu Ia HT] lI|(|_)' In uvslgn. It is n plty that thv gnwrxnvvlum. doe: nut Allow sumo pvrsnn wLu knows what a hlnl looks llko nnul luu some mo: of unlu- tlc lmumy to rmnmlvl this mm, which wnuldmmpnru well with most of the army column of Eumpvnn rvulvnvntn. Thu vnrnlrv nulnru n nu III.-.` 05.. InO.u.A.... |Jl'|II'lIlH`Uo Again. the scroll which Is undvr the N\l|\\, upon whlvh the m;zhm\nml name In plm`I` is out of all pmpurun In size to thc` vnglo and Is wry ugly In dmlgn. is h [HIV that Ihv Lnn`nl-nnuxnf rims: THE DAZZLER LAMP SIJ5. Bells 35c. Tires from $5.00 per pair up. um n-gxumluul nnllm Ia onInnn(1nn\u. Thu gvnurnl dnslml of this mlor la wmd. but the vxecutlun ut the onglo ls wry poor. Thu h|r\l`I ham! and wings am hmlly drawn. tho wings cx- not being in any rvspn-vt thusn of mu onglo. Wlth ll fuw mrrvctlnns, whlvh muhl mslly be mmln, the (male could be an improved as to pm sent. wally u strung, as well an artistic ap- ponrnnve. Ann|n olm mm)! ..-I.|..|. 1.. .....aA_ .L- RIGIMKNTAL (`0L()I(.`4 Fl.YlN() OVER TRENCHIB I!l'.l"L)|il-J.`4.-\I\'TlAk;'1l. bunch of arrows. Ovur the mghfa head In an urn of mm rays .=u~micirculur in uhnpu, botwuvn Whirh nnd Hm hmul M the v.-xglv Mn 13 stars. In tho mulo's mouth I.-I n svmll with tho words, I-L Plurlhus lfnum. " l'n\lornc-nth thn c-aalo la n svmll on which tho rvgzlvnnlnml nmnn la omhmIdnn~d. Tim mm...--.1 ,I.\.1.... ..l om- .\4\|4\- 1.. _.A.a mung ux n tungm In|(`KlN`H!l 0| lnmnrlnl. Tho nvglnwntal cnlur:-I of the Unltod Status Infantry ruglnmnts um of blue silk. showing thu mgln hvurlng on his hronst u nhlnld with tho arms nf tho Vnltvd .`-`status. Thn mglo carries in mm tnlon n hrnnvh of laurel with red berries and In the other n \7l|l'l_\ l'|'!| llllll )'('llU\V IBHHPIS. Thu nturn un our nmdcrn Colors um mn hruldvn-41 with ulnumt. mntlwmutlrnl no mlravy, thv rnemlt of this klml of work he- lmz {hut the stunt nm the name on both aldu-s of the bluv, and lmvuu.-to nf tho rnlluf whlvh (ho mnhruldvry ulvvs them thny stand out much mum dl.-zthmtly than the nrdlnnry atnrn of Hm-n or ubhvr nmruriul. On the mldxllo rm] strlpo Is elnhrulderod tho name of tho n\ulnmnt., whlvh nf mur.-so mud.-I corrwtly on only uno a|do, tho stripe being of A alnulo thlvknuns of nmtnrlnl. 'l`Im .-.m|.......o..I ..._I...... :\' a... r~..u...u uux. Tho nntionnl color of the United Stnlcl army in of silk, with yollnw silk fringe, is 4 foot 4 inolws high and 6 foot 0 iuchvs widn nnd is mode with a casing through whiv-h pnnsos tho stuff. the color being hold (lrmly by on loatlmr atrnp ut. the top and lmttnm 1)! the casing. Tho spmrhoml is a hours shnpml gure oi exovllent, design and umlur the prvxont rngulutlons nickel plulrd.` 'l`hn nnlnl-o nf !|-um lufnnbo-so -.nl....\nb- pnulvu. The colors of the infantry rvglmontu bnvu tma.~`<-l.-4 nttuulml tn thmn of lvluo nnd whlto ullk. Tho cuvulry rvglnmnts now curry no t.'\nm-I24; the artillery regiments curry rwl nml yvllmv $&.~:vls. '1'). an... .... .`.... ... .... 3 ...4 ...._ -.__ lolulllblull, ll U|(ll'y Ul llUl`UlBlll. As you prnlmbly know, each regiment in bath tho muulur nnd vnllmtcur urmlol cnrrlus two 1-mhlmnn, Ono is the stars and stripes and the other Mn own purtloulnr ag. 'I")\n nnflnnnl nnlnn n! Alan Huh.-ul Ctnon. IIJH lllll, Porhnps on can imngino with what. do- votiun the yl who will oumpose tho Sov- entyriirst. Now Ynrk militia regiment: of is down yours hence will regard the frnyud and wt-Miner imntun strip: oi silk whivh ruprvsont the cnlnrn currlnd by the regi- ment when the himuiy hoighuo! Sun Juan wemntormod umi taken or the patriotic emotions with which the Punmaylvunin nntlonnl guimismon will look upon tho roiivn of the ilnu which troops from that stnto fought undor in the far Phiiippinns. Every ahrcd mui vvury Hpot will reguii a tmdltiun, a story of hurolam. Au vnn nrnlmhiud Lnnuy nnnh -nnhmano Whon tho wnr is over. no trophios will be more highly prized than the rvginionmi colors whit-h the volunteer troops carried to \-iviory and under which they fought so gullnntly. The mom tattered nnq shot riddun they M0 the mom thoy will he rov- enmced. They will bu put nwny carefully in glass cases to be exhibited !or years to come in the nrmorivs where the aucvnannrs of the men who fought in 1898 will gather to clrill and pruscrwtho regimental organ- lzlliiuil. l)....|....... _.-... --_ I_._._|.._ __nA|_ __L _. g , ling: Whlch she Volunteers Bun Onrlod to Victory Wlll Bo Highly Prlxod n Trophlon ol Wnr- some of tho Vnrloun Design: Described. F. A. PARENT, REGIMENTAL COLORS. TATTERED EMBLEMS WHICH WILL IN- SPIRE MILITIA OF THE FUTURE. . ~ *: Abiii ...,`,/T V.,, ., _ -1-1-,v'E V` A . is o 18 .\ '|``I` Petunia phhucit uneiuion.wiI.h Job; Illuv. . duo; `J. E. Pottqucn I zuudll. .0noulIa.uuuwer. Ahl 2 Mali Kan -um`;-`J InKn It In wvll fnr public spotters h) IIIOV that just Ix-lure hrginnhm to talk dholw Ii: 3 small ring at mm: In the mouth will clear the vncsl ornnn II II protnmy nus [:1-Illalilly IIIOWII mu (ha won! dml. us-d by many chllnmn in place of t`.-xther." la the punt! Walsh. The opening wont: of the lam`: plumtln Welsh am Rln Ilml. " Alooruoalnn "I don't mppou nywtll Ipuk In me. again for I week. " "\\'hy."' "About 3 month ago I EOIIQIO I new , razor without letting L6! how lt.|nd since then she`: kept. oh ripping Ianlnn with the old onm Why the found out has night how she had, fooled. her mono:-mdou wu mm pmxuL"-Cm- coco Record. I nu npl-mng wumu 0: Welsh an Em Dad.` lIUlll1'5E"(| Ill! 'Vl||lU~ "Goo:-pa, hurt you got A llahtP"-Lon~ don Tit-Bin. Gendron No. 25, $75 am: can Geudron No. 28, $45 spew-an.