Daily British Whig (1850), 14 Jun 1897, p. 5

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mum min ."`:.And who got it?" . "I forget the lawyer : nuno."-Up to him ' IWHLII MCI: III'lp UL llllluf ' Oh, yea. That was settled lune tune `ll! if " Ilweurl N l'I`I-n L11 dllcbuhousbohog. hnIldn'InuI1I|hnIj. o " IKZIIIIXIIOIIIIII`. Anlhdldrupnlihvuul. outhcmuowmuocuuo (llbollln.-hhrundhhlrolu And Ibo any uup-In-an-mu Cthllohutllnuwvlh bum in out- 1` III Iyuwnuo hthurrhdinlhl Qodnvqrlnllaboolot. lwuuublunny-Iulh. Anlllolmlooennn built; VIII I_hn-Ieltyuunn`. Anltbunnc gu-lulu!-has '8! hitwadoldekygug ,\ `IO - Ail nnntlphnll-Johlnt Asprlnc Poona. [After R. K. lunkuttrlctl .._. Q. the rootlt-booth-tootlo . 0! the striped poluvog ` _ As he Noun the second lldlu /' - In tho `tuba: of tho hot. I And Ila mnonnhle-aonllo h - .- `Ito :;:;[TiD5 PI-ognu. ...I-nu ,l1`I...s AI.) n|._|_.4|.... .x._ . I` C ICX W W`llIiIIohnIIal-Il.;.- ..AL...-J-.. _ ALA- u__.I |_-Ln_- Canada` P;i:_-Iii_c~ Railway: Hoe Ls~'m. `LIST. Ir. Aohlu-y Poppers in old. I.V.._....A_.. _. The hllblo lino. L_ L- 1' `x, Hula It Evan. nu, `rho New Art. I-n-_n-.__ u .. xv, A. Dual. 'n".'.:..J. 1 IIVSIIIIIIIHHIIIIIIIIIII-I-llmuu ulnmilou mam at now, mac Ihl cahuoynuntug tugemuuuuopIn|~ pguulnhvmtla. _ do xnlcnnuwwuvnurupuuilip BIIIIIOC IN! {IVE IRIIIHO (mun. and Ritual (ne. lo Indian nun.-mu-I nu nhmth Inlllnn In Ill!IIl'I_ Will uon_|mhmo`t',:t: I10: Majesty Qnoon Vmtor_i_n'u " ` |lI$ Itlllu "Well, how much non do you wont? aka! the dcupolxlng not I've not wine a lull lnmlutu It ! nogo," wuhh Anna. Illa ta-nova! Iompttd uoquloklt undohln dizzy. and ..o d|dn'I Ind out III mhhh until 6 week later. The oil {over In 3 not Illlturblng lol- udy. Fax-nan who kn toll and gloom- lly about spending thcinlqs In the poor- loue nu now plonlng to and than an to Yale and to uh lunch mp. Bu-n.IInl um uxnulhln in hit: in; fund: Ilo one my DIISB. It was a gloomy crowd that gathered around the derrick and watched the care mi lowering of 160 qunrta of nitr0$corin into the hoie. Their spirits were as heavy as: the iron go Ievii" whic was dropped down on the exploniva. But n an instant tharojvau sudden transformation. with n roar ii that of a tornado the no name rushing up the tuhn. and hahind it. seeth- in , the Iowa regions, enme the oil. using high ahovo the derrick and show- ing the oul-rounding country. a wall as 8 joy frantic oponton with the Itioky, aiodorom uid. They had stuck on for I oortninty. Since the well III! been undar oontroiit has never hoon given its full Forty-aight hours altar thin well was opunodoiimcniromailpnrtnolthooonn- try wanawnrniing into lndiana.V'l`ho astonished tannanwen awakened at all honraotthenightlryuanwhouhookraiia oi criaphnknotuat than and bound In-rlr well. Onohnrd heuicdold ohapnmnd than: On-u-no nee. All this turmoil centers around one six inoh hole on the form of Nimrod Carver nonr Aloxnndrin. , Eight young men of Lima, encouraged hy the fact that gas well: in the viqiniy of Andennonvilio had keen spouting oil, chipped in M50 each and lcnnod the Carver farm. Farmer (`:u-var. who was struggling deapornteb arioug un~ dcr a heavy mortgage with ioreciosuro and ruinnnring him in the taco. mmiiiy accept- ed tho term: of the oil men. They agreed togivo him ono-sixth of tho oil, but no cash bonun per more no is usual in oil con- tnptg. The we}! won sum: in March, but it had gone over 100 foot into the Troniion look without A show of either gun or oil when the discouraged operators detormined to shoot it." They had imont given up in despair at having sun A dry hole," and they nod to put all their remain- ing fund: into one big blast. It in n doom! authored Q \l\.-munch mum on previous occasions. and they no going merrily nhcnd sinking shafts and lensing farms. It will be 0 most lively war. for there no millions on each side of the light. also determined men who know the nae of money as n taowr in legal but- bloc ICIICD VUIUIIIUJ U1 IIIEIHUI Wu 1 Very naturally the men inturentod in the natural gas supply of Indiana look with nlnrm on the development of their terri- tory an an oililoid. They fear that others will kill the noose which) has been laying for them the golden 0333. So jealously has the gun supply boon guarded that the In- diana legislature has passed laws for its protection. Out) of them llnpoooaa penalty oi` 8200 a day for ("very day that in gas well is it-It open without; proper control. This low tho gas men mum to invoke to stop tho oil mun. , But the latter claim that this very point has: lmnn dnnhlnd In thnhl fnwnll hv Izhl DUE EAIU h`||:ll3l' vluuu Irlllt Ill]! V'Ul'_V puuu has been decided In their favor by the purpouuu. , } Now the theory la-nnd it mom! A plan- alhle one whether It In right or not-thM: when on well: are (mm in I gas region She 33: gives out. Even the on men can- not deny but that each on wall wugtol Im- ` memo volumes of mutual ll. Var: nnhnnllv Hm nmn Intnimnhwrl In Mm IIIIIIII W IKUII Uni! IIUW 0]1El'I(lUlllo ` T It happens that this very viciniiyw ch, since in recent: baptinnmf petroleum m the Curve! guehcr." ha: been christened the Indium ciiiieidu. has also been known to: year: an the great natural gas rcigon of jhnt sun. In adjoining couniiel don- mm of town: and min]! cities have been bum up nround industries which depend for their` existence on this Iunply of nat- ural nu. Great companies lnve for yenra been making immense revenue: by carry- ing the gun in pipes to Cbicc , Fort Wayne and Indianapolis. where '33:. gold for manufacturing. lighting and heating purpolos. Now the sheen in-nnd it mom: A man- A OUSIIII. A ~ _ . _ _ _ -1-.. .-IHh child at niglih: thlhngo. ion I It The LIOI 0! Tho Itotlvlllcl. Llvuu-ooI., Juno N.--Tho locality of this city up of Hon. Mr. Laurie: that In in A neat ntnotivo puumnlity. "ll in." up an pnpor. "not only his voice and Ilia} that charm. hum monrvthino Aluml an [npor " only nuvulw III: % um aa}m.nt:s- omyching anus I Much. Evidently the dominion of Chuck : for is to In tho colonial lion at tho it loo tuuvitia. Mr. LAnriQ"- lath: hall. nllhnnpln In H- FD`? TWIN? Ir. Iaurici hon vcll. ulthongln to nhnd from In Iininun uluont inovi~ :35 on: In-I|V)3lO ucuiuuho Allin- "air, an ur. ulunnllun U0 I IYIUIII, commenting upon `an widower who runs Hod, though MI wcddod life had! bun un- inppy. it In tin triumph at homuncu- magnum" How few of un amp tocount good health ` at n rm: blosslngl We a ~ so busy rum- ; bllng over some Innncln wrong that we 1 forget that all tl|e_ money In tho world would protuu but mu: 1: wowenlm ` vnlldn Ilia Style. A clerk in a Chicago bookstore was our mind not long ago when n young lady came Into the store and mid to him, "I want to buy n present of n book for In young man." "You, miss," aid be. What kind of n book do you want?" Why, n-book for is young man." "Well ---but what kind of :1 young man?" "Oh, ho`: tall and hm: light hair. and he nlwayu wul-I blue nocktia 1"--Exchnno. I! luuiuc return "clots tot IINOLI BIT- OILS! FARE. W3 all lnhn JUL ii. an hum J u, ntunlu mun XIII, ml. .. -. ,..,,_g_.. `A - Q. Q __j I! I D VP` ._..--- . --...v--mu Juntwcd--If you will get me the on, my door, I will on the outer: In this chair :1 they won t. crwnk. LII-n Jnt.\\vnu!__Ilnt than-n Isn't. A zlnnn nl `BU, \\'\III II l'l"'1lK. Mrs Justwod-But them Isn't adrop of mm on In tho house.--Now York Sun- ` `A Journal. III (| llL'W sU\\'ll. F1-mn u hygimlo jooins of View and monvly as n matter at hrnltl." suggested the drosxmnkor, I think is should be um-.In' VA, IIIBUU i ` Tho haughty bculltty noppod her .10 guturo. . "Flralrnln nnlnt nf 1-Inn!" nlm or. 'IZ(lll1`. "Hygienic pain` of view!" she ex- claimed. Matter 0! hmlth! What hnl that to do wit`: it? When I want health. I will go to A doctor. Whvu I want style. 1 china to you. We will now eliminate nll absunlitic-s'nml dlsvum this purely from common svnsc .-taxmlrolnt. Wlll it he fash- i lonublt. and live-;::zln.\`-(,`lrivago 1` wt. Ill ! lllll 1 WIDE llll IEUUFIIIIIJ lllllll'l'. ` Senior Partner-1 shall speak to hhh and Insist. (hut. no mum otlice soontsh! dlvulgul.-'1`lt-Bits. -nuuw u u-_ .._ .__- .--v-.-u "JlInm|oho_v," said his father, how would ynu like to go with me to the lee tum tonight? - Klxn-In nhllanal " nah` .1InnnInIv\I " Rn! plan. A phllant.hroplst." Yes. She has advanced money to get All hls Jewelry and furniture out of book. " --Fllegendo Blatant. -'l`hoy were dlrsrusslng tho construction of :1 new gown. ' F"nnn n In-nhmln -nnlnh nf \-lnw nnd Junlor Pal-tnor--Our lmvrlcvr ought to be discharged. He told one of our custom- ers [hut I was an lguomuc dutfor. _ Qnnlnr `)nIfIInl\__I nhnll nnnnk hi hhn UVAV- cu. -u-u-q-cg ---. v V-.- _- ---.. . . and '0. . I .....=r- m:..'-.-.-..::......* H ' n. mIwA1. n. W. mun. `HIV EUIIIKIII T Muchub||god." said Jimmloboy. "Bu! I got. lectured enough in the daytime."- Harper`: Damn-. . ` Have you hennl?` `Mr. Dcdbroko In to marry, and his luwndecl la a philanthro- pist. " A nl\Ilnnt.hmn|nt.9" CASTORIA "Sir," all Dr. Johnson n I (Had, nnnnnntlno nhnn n CHI:-scan Qn In-ugh. GEORGE MILLS &-co.. AGENT-S. ` 1 KIN G-STOIN} ONTARIO. ~ ` ` \ 3: m$$$$$m$$$$mm 2mn$mn1 Know \V'hon Ila nud Enough. ,,,n,u,,,, II _,n| xx- n,.|,_ an tools. A . It is worth something to have adistinctive mount. That : why the E. & D. in 3 favorite with both rider and dealer, and it's easy to sell a favorite. The tithe `will never come with others will be just as good," remember that. ` ` A ` ` MANUFALTURED BY CANADIAN TYPOGRAPH ($0.. WINDSOR, 0NT.A _1"!-ll 3. a D. `W '31- E. .- .-.53 Main feature, however, is the bearing. This is so constructed tliht dixst or thin cimntlpt into the ball race and the oil cannot get out of the pathway of the balls. . For this N880! it is only: necessary to oil the E. & D. wheel BUT one: A smson; No oil can is furnished withrf % L4:\`n I. omtwu. 1 am. (ion. has. us. More than'anotber`_ that impasse": experincedr bicycle[ ri'de`1'is' with E. 4 I high quality ofmateriol, worktmnslnip and nish that gator into its cohitrnct_io'n.',' Time money have been sacriced without stint no long as the 'fbest" was producod. Te V . 2 - Not a Matter of Hollth. Oponuonn Post ponell. -_I It ...... ...nI _.A ...- .\_. Kn Olloo Secret. A Phllnnthroplllu If There is one They are just the thing for a moderate price pre- sent, and are useful as well an ornamental. ~\ They are very pretty and wear white throughout. We have them in six sizes. SILVER ~ . \2\/AITERS, %n"csmn;g;_%_1:muhnoxe| BLUE FLAMEVOIL Sole Kingston Agents. HAINES & LOQKETT E. 313. LOUCK$, COOKING STOVES. McKE;LV_EY &;B_l_RCH, _. ____ -: _; ._.a..._ _:_ 12, I4 and I6 inch Round 14, I6 and [8 inch Oval. CARPATHIAN as an anocxs'1'.xmGs'ro1~t.' UAPI `VlllU$!'A`- any aulw avnn. Iotlovnt n Jinn tabla and reliable Information up yto . . mum I R W. all). ' ' `I .131. moan. anon. -`Inna '-I1-D-VIIJI 335 Kmq STRI:_I l`.` liioxnmmuc lnnllllilunnlnz " ` See them._ No odor. No danger. Bolls one quart minutes ; water in folk .//4 no ' RIu'.'...``- "1; x mm . . du- munm {vs .;n'1t.:|:|'nd. tn: -... . . E.'..".?.'..'."3%" M ,` "mo. ton incl 0 ' EAST. COKE I|AI - u Ilnnmnu AI Elm Vm -.u -".'"". ~ Q1I3C|.%h|II|lII\0 `all polwtpl: the D. UNI TED C1"I|1`B3o Wunurcluo slowing Out botwou: nAaI Ann nnw yon; HumeuwnMgdenshurgy . . . AID ILI. II. LEIII. ' Mm 'l`lokoMI lll in hand holwoonul gun on 0ho>Gnnd'1` h Iulhny nun on ma. Jun am. June mm. Nu.- ro I Inc . to nllull luvlna nmlul not mu than Wodnoudny. Juno `r Majesty's lfnmond Jubilee, -.'??3!Iu8snAv. Juno ma. non. , H7. . phonon n 9. `tin onmn A you Ir who th min. and lhnv , cud 1o|Mn._ Don't nulmt the van- pnhu ml aoha sun a nu whlc: ' `ha '9! than an n `prone . t at`: mantis (Mvu nu mm`) on you Moon. 1 amomd wnoi . 1 Int out all rhonmnuo with an from the union and remove the me o! the dunno. Price any nun drnnthts. . on-`aw =u'n-oigcnou an ouulonthnn. loo. 8*fR- "H_BR0; VOIOO, CIIX IOU. `IIIIII. luv. menu: I omno Iumim courtly. \ _ ma spams unaos AIIBRICA. u I3. IVIIIIIIVBI X `Anny:-uu. wnzmm. ..;....... 3i.o'1-sun mo mmawz 4.-g Inna: -anon I ~\.- 7 U 3.110. AID ILI, Inll`. _ _._ -_. -_.A A-n y -10- Nlaara Falls. (hvnno. Bnnonu. Boohonhr. IHAVGELI HG. ` VIWCI bu - up Onvnoo 8 noun In Bu lo. 3 u)u':d. l M noi mm. as. us and tin LI). AID mi. in. Imus-. DIRBC1` S3081` LINE IIIII. av. uvuau WEST- . Album. Riv Yon 353. as. x.'nv`rnuo' ufig 'l1:m.cA_1.. }J Inna. , } % &:::p..-;'mw.:'.: |BuKnio?5ll|!rlnl':(l.::;:|'::` null. Ht. the Cl! C FJIITIIIIII WT an one atom Izomnovoon qt-sh. Two pooplo up a bout outing to their hmnnn ham being by the amt mule. romanoo 0! It and tall Hf I13: lllll -I" III]! VYUF III] III IOVU with: girlhln ooolng the hsokof her nook? Could I girl have time total] in love with a non while she was acting at lookout for vohloloc, pcdom-inns. d Ioouoohhlesoooenundopondltehesl '1` e- ldu wn ohnml. Even when they diu- monnududntoldobyoiclouohouohul logos Math nudwipo tho ponpin Iwqytrun hokol ihoounnndlook plllotnlotltllegondit thqyhnd unydlr IlUI' IEO. LVUW IIIII IIIEII IIU IHIIUIIF IIKIII UK hu'cunorthnhIokothotnock,butneva- button. Did nnyman our-ml In love lth: nhlhmn nan: tho; hnnhnf hm- `I `W ` III!!! Illlllf IIIII II. IIIOUIQ dignity even after his hat loll cl! nod hie feet lost the pedain. The change! the olubwere tendered to Broth- er Green, and he was requested to keep his eye on the preecheemend eeewht mocha \ rut would bring forth. Ptoleuor Oomeniong Thompson naked penniuian of the president tonynfew ` woule in correction of o vtnlae improeaion which seemed to exist regarding the tnn~ dew. It had been uqed by women and by publication: inimicol to the bike that the enndem wee productive or romance. ' nndthotthegirlon Ihefront eontwunh Inout cure to full in love with the chop on the hind one, and vice Vern. He we: the only member of the dub who owned and node n tandem and took 5 diilercnt girl out Ivory night _Not once had he {Allen in we or come within 40 rods of it, and he who eon that all the girl: could trnthmily make the nine report. What he new in Iron: of him on they rode out won 3 gin-l`e luck all bumped up, on if ehe had belts in her feet. Now and then be caught eight of bar man up tin hunk M in: nu-k, inn nann- IIIIIIIII III` IIKIIU IIIIIIICH IIIIIIIVI HIUIU WIUI` Id. The mlniatur of hi: church redo a bike. but had, not Inend in nputauon. u gall Wu never nbovg [lye miles an hour, his gun ulvuvu and upon the hori- uun uutlnm mood, sud nobody wan om nthnnd tohenhln remarks when the trout whaolotmoksutonoorten into: hole; A` preach: might nonmh tornnuoornoln one 5 thunder-nonn was coming up or n -lhxnn mar not Altar hlmshnc hnnhnnld WC! I |llllll|.lUl`li0l'lll WII Illlllllllu up 0| I -mll` $10 after h1.m.'but honhould A ` pnnern In rm... fall Q an-l LI: {nah In-t oh- -uulnlnn ALLAN LINE] UK $IllllllDWX Illli PICOIICIIIXIUIII I'll!!! ` the bike in I slow and dlgnmod man- nor, but that the light of a minister of the gocpol skating along with I jockey cup [upon IIIILIIII along win: I jocxey up ed on one an and hllloftlog over the 0 but made human nature more wick- ul `I'M. Iu\II\`nnI- II. kl. ..I.n....I. ....A.. .. " BIIIII KIIZIIIIUIU ISIIIU IIIU IJIKBF` ' IIO DI oonupondod with penonn in various aoo- j tlons of the country and had Interviewed a ; numb: oi preuohan himself, but had con- ned hlmul! strictly to the color line. Whnl Ivhlh uvannhnn did nu did not (In IIIIGI IIIIIIEIX IIYIUIIJ Ii) IIIU U310!` IIIIB. What while plaaohu-I did or did not do was nothing to tho colored race. The num- berot oolored preachers in America now \ riding the hike wunbout 400. The num- * ha who had fallen from grace during the bit 19 months on account oi` the wheel was IR Whlln lhn nnontlnn nun nklll An nnnn @I ll IIIUIIIIII Ill] Ill.`-`UIIIIU 01 ll! Wlil `VII 18. While the question was mu an open one bemre the club, the general opinion of thoclubwu that pnnohenconld ride thn hlkn in A Ilnw nnd dlunmnd Innn. l Ull IUIICP IIIWI [IRXWIIIKI NB FIIJIIIIU OI tall man with a red noun and a 'oonaump~ the cough. In one lnatnnoo 3 small color- ed boy Ihrted to oroaq, the street ahead of ` the colonel. carrying a parcel under hls arm. Tho boy and the parcel seemed to the oolonnl to bo two Chlnomen 7 met high, and In attempting to pass between them he knocked the boy and over and none the street. \ The oommlttee advised that Colo- nel Jones onus tron: mung a bike as a member of the club and rccommcndeda an-let exmnlnntlon of the eyes of all future tppllcanta for membership. 'I`kn "nu Annllnntlnn (Jinan Inna-I -nvnn Ippllvuulnc nun Iuvluvwluallllu The Hon. Application Gwen had some Interesting and pcrtinent statistics :26 sub mi: 00 thg club regarding the question, Shun Preachers Ride the Bike?" Ho Ind ...n_..-nnnnl-cl -It|\ an-nun in -.._l.;.... ...... 5 nwuunnuuugnu K II. It tobi the oouunitin 5 full week to get 01:10 the colonel, but it was nally di|oov- and that something wu wrong with his cyan. when they came to be touted. A queer state of main was brought to light. Ev- elvbody could nee that ho wu crow end, but`, in addition to thin. hewu oolor blind. and one eye was out of true by over half an inch. A fat woman wearing a green shawl appeared to himtaobonstreet onrwithu fiery red dnuhboud. and n towheudad boy on roller skate! pmaeneud the picture of a tall man with n ma non: and n nnnnnmn. X1111 III II)! I IIIIIU llllll III] me 0111' walk, but just on the man opened his mouth to you the colonel would circle to the left and knock ,down 5 letter can-ler who had A family to iupport. He would ring tall 1 for o monuinont to got out of the woy. and dismount in front of I onhlo our and bug in pudon. It nish than nrnnanltt-| A full wank On all! .1139 IIKIHKI C VIII OOIIIIIIIWT, mud n. _ mm at `drain. 'rn_q ` the colonel : wheel and `(count mrtcm. ` Theyhaa token notloo at his noon at noon and pedaling. and no form could ho foun . It won only Ind nartodo in I lpln that any- thfng unulllol could ho discovered. Then It won noticed that M: program In: or- ntlo. owonkl mm about to run down 5 mm cor. Iihen lie would uuddonly and hand for I lnhinnrvhnn nn than M3`. REDDEN & CO. `hwntuofnnuond no I IIIUI III , Wllcn III WUIIIII luuuuuly lwctnpndhudlornhuhyul-tinge ontho other side of the mat. He would he pohitod dead for I lame lhlll on the crou- unlk but inn Al the Inn: manned Mn *rIifI'\I 6a'i.IsI`i-rijafszicputauon room 3 -{ `mu d00_|32D`OYcLlsT8 _cLua. 1 H. @Al so. Thompson sum Colomd Bl- qolb ` `uh culled-`?h.otIcI', Prehi- Il` `dftorthox-gudohocom-, mmu nppoumd to nnmfno tho (ml! at Colonel Sunni Jones. 0 ohu-In memhnr. against whommuyoamplalnto have bun mnvilly dilhl It large. Protector Blue olnllnhn.` ohnlrmnn at the oommmua, nnmnni-I A dndnl-0 nun nf nnllu 'I`l\lI %`iT3i%)NEs' `EYES. `orciodulcolor inn. tho colon: was 0 Valhalla JIcunnt-III|I henna.` run an nun!-' Ant: can- A ..A.n_...gA` '1_.A.'._-_ an____-I___ -.||.- an as nuns: or un counmoo in at the ion at Bristol, XIII. at up four nirdtl uni. IAIII Duffuin In wtitttlrfor the. July Bu*ibIOt'I._0l tho si (icanco of CabUt`b_dIscov|ry the insin- `Hill. C up tour V`!-ndthtonnc. --nu nvv-v ---n-1- Irv. !`eachu---What dld Uh:-lxtlnn do when he go: to mu mmcunyr (`.hm-ns nf PunlIn-l'lnt n Isl: hlkn... 4.....-.>. `_g_._.--_ `I ZBIK IA! IIIII LIHH|3l.llI"r ; Chorus of l*upl|s-Got on his bike.- \ Baton Tnnacript. Bho-who hm!" the face to tell you V painted? nn-Ynn, ._Ynninra Rtntnc-In-n ---w as uvv-u 8wIpscy-Mo mudder be: blue blood in 1 but veins, see! \ Vlhufoa-,,uI.n..l-n .I..u.. _..|.I_ 11- 3...: T VUIIIE, ECU! 'l`utuy-shncks, darn nothln. Mo fad- der he: a glass uyeun I ourk log.-New York Sunday Journal. | A low Words at Pu-Chg. Young Ilusbnnd--You ll write to me; darling. won't you, very soon? Yunnn WIfn._W|nv \'nd Hun Pl] Iunrn unrung, wuu w you, \ui`y Ruour Young Wife--Why, yes, Henry, I`ll have to writo. I haven't. money enough to last mo more than about an dAyn.-`-Chicago Tribune. a-qo -tutu; nwplruth What In this Eumponn question!" ` asked the sweet girl boarder, who liken to meet lnnornnoo. "'l`In\ nhlnl I`_n-nnnnn nnnnuau. Jn-Q CIIUUII lxllUI'LR u ` Tho chlet European question -um now,"I-opllod Mr. Asbury Peppon,ll. Wu I'Hcllul"'---C|Iwlnnau Enqulnr. KIWI- Whon two 0! my unapender button: can oil." he uwwued Iruthtnny.--CM-_ She had inn returned mar qultae I long chance. and ho had been expluntng to her how much ho had missed her. -um..- am um. -I... ..\.. L- .......sn -|.- _ I\l$|Jl` OVT V AuI-|Iu custa- AC` h0\V 00 mod In an: no In . Ion '1 AY mums- uolu 1 1` 5 um. I 3.3. x .3ouIniluulIullIl hill (tloqnlow an-w gwww anti: Lnymnn-Rml1sm. ah? Now, you don't mean Iaotnll me the sun reallyaotn like than unu Artlas-Ho, huh My dear fellow, you Ion : grasp the slgnmcunco of the now at It all. '1`hat.,_uir, In the way the run ought to nt.--Douvlt. Journal. 4 What no Would Do Kc!-nmlth-You don : take any interest In the question of bloomers pm-hope bo- oaun the question hm novur come home to you. What would you do It your wife M wanted to wear bloomers? I.-.:........_un.... ........m I .a..n 11.: I-` I... WIIITI Kl Willi` DIWIIIIOPUY Kgjones--Whnt would I do! I'd be bu- wur them. I guess you don't know In KA`IonQ!-(`.hKmnn 'I`I-Ihnnn wuur mom. 1 guess you non` Tribune. Kq}onu!-Ch|(:nco If there had been two Adams In tho gar- den of Eden, It in probable that Eve would I have been hosllutlng yet.-New York P:-an. UIIUIIIKIVUII UI' IIUF. I It Was Settled. "By the way. " asked the former resident of the village, did Jones and Smith ever not. that dhannfn mvulnd nu tn whInh nnn I gun mun ulapuw sucuuu nl owned that strip 0! land?" "Oh. van That wnn non IIIIITIGI IIII WIIU UKU- Somo women teem to think they ought to be loved whether they do any of It themnlvoa or not. It mlunm In! In... L..... A .I.._.... 1.. AI... _... III III vluugv, "UIII \lUHl.`I llnu amlun UVUX ' get that dispute settlod na to which one nwnnl that. uh-In nf lnnd9" 8`TR.VN0RTl-i KING" h.n:..|.-5.-0......--gAIo.nI.-. Tho Observing Inoholor. It : I who son who damn ; know Ml } awn mother-in~lnw. I A ............ ....-..- .....n.. 4.5.. ...|......J. 1- ` UWII lDOIllU"Hl`.|IWu A woman never really taken pleuufo In hurting 5 man unless lh lovou him. Wham nun wnuuun Eh:-nu -nnthnn M llllfllll I IIKII IILIIUUI IIIU IUVUI llllll. l when one woman klsaoa another, It I mean: nbouta: much as when one man calla another old man. " A -nun..- ...nI -I.....-- am... n...a -3...` IXIII IIIUDIIEF "UIII IUIII. " A woman will always deny that and em?! [put on a clean pillow can without holdlngftho pillow In her mouth. A lnnn nnwnr hm: nnv vnnnmv `Rnfm-n Inn IIUIIIIIIU III HUIUW Ill DUI IHUIIIEII. A man never has uny money. Before he ` got: married he spend: it, and after he got: married his wife anon. Qnnun nuns...-. nnaxnsu 5.. 41.1.3. nu... ......LA rig; kitchen window: on hauled. " Ian ` . ~ - `l`hodog in inihoulinr. Tho nirv- nnhnvuin. Thoohblo dooria looked. Thooniiloutol (icon. I turnodo the dntu oi the mango. No, ldo nonnnoll smoke. I do no: think I bunny one try- ing to gndnto the house. No, that in not on: dog bu-king. It : the on non door. WI nalnocuu-7 togodown and unit the collar door is tnuenod. I know it in. That in nobody--it in only gin wind tuning the uhutwn " . `'1: than anything more!" Well, I think that`: about nil. You let. my wife ask: me certain qnutiona ev- ery night jun an I am gating into bed, Jdit Ihulnprintodlint loouldnhowit ' to her. It would nvalota of troublei, Bo- Iideo that, it injures my lungs to answer . them. How the lion printed no noon on possible, piano."--New York Joui-nu. .g::.:~:;.:-4. viii. , xiv tau quic- thin, tired looking man oll. Ind npnuohgng a nu. " want we _d lln printed. suppou youwrltclt whundllybu." Thu umnnhun mall: vanlv...An the }]ll!lWl'IllllUKWlIIIlWll V|lo" ` >_ 1 Thu wopuuat maa uacngud tic ; annulus ~ f "'!!u.l'n|uIulodinIunon_unot.' Hun you got that!" * ' II. builder ! undcntnnd." "lien! mind. Don't. Inurrupt moan . Ibvonillid. Are you ready! All:-lulu then. : l~tunoduut thugs in thohntb puma: I 110-You.-Yonkcn Statesman. IV!" IIUW IIIIIUII I10 llllll lllljl DUI. "When did you mix me the most?" Iho mind. I Am>"H'oN1'nan. ung. .-an-Au:-nun un:A\1ntIIv\LIID

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