%T|l`ETI'lWTlS%H 03 J 2.119199 %% 63 D2_2P__L"19P._! Japans, Paints, Oils. IBAYLIS MANUF G 00.] Varnish, bold m nu ma Prlnoou Bu-no CARPET and. CURTA1N .[)[5pLAy E TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY & THURSDAY Prlnoou acme, norm: of Hydonhnm Strut. Kingston. Sold in Kinineon by E. 0. Mitchell. 124 Princess Bu-on 16 to 30 Nazareth Street. '- nmnronwnraxasanu who ouooncouoao Joumi." our sunny Schools," We extend a cordial imiitation to? the\l\.\.adies Aof the'cty and vicinity to. %v`_i*sitou|: 2. NICFAU L 01 All Descrip- tlons, .m of this week. j Everybody. welcorhe. No one asked to buy. Ilollll llflllllll. The next. atntlon was duly nmohud. nud than the tunslgn guntlmnnn and mm omen called lur the guard. Ho onme np. `What. In It?" "'l`Mn parson Insists uu smoking." "Mm-nln5,_ guard!" I said. Kindly uuxnluo that a nu` and $011 mo It It has In-on l|5;l:&o|.l'\' ` u guard 1001101! In It. I-m.uHI'ml In with I "No. air." nml llllllllllll. ' I l'llW|l'I`(}U. Thou I female on the `other side hogan to cough. "Oh. dear. uh. dun. that horrid nmnkul It always brings on my cough!" she Iuommd. I continued to breath!) hoav~ iiy. Than A gomlouum with speomolus, who Iuokod u it he know lot: about lmnoo. took up the oudguin. "Vu viii hat him burn out no nu` ai.nI.iuu," in: and. l`o which I ruliud that I did not under- stand (iormnn. 'I`hn nnrt. nlntlnn Ilium duh: lu|AnI\n(| -nul Ill!) IIIIDKB. At that I ma afraid there was 1 a one pmsonc with unmoienta public may if? to uhmnpion the rigmoi the uouamokurs, but at the (mound pm! A gentleman in Mm op- puaiiu col-nor. who wore blnok shiny log- ulngs and had a gold locket hanging from his ohnin, said. This is not. a smoking carriage, air." You me very rlgM,"I nnawerod, tn. the some time omitting nu- othor pm! of brooth. I sold this was not a smoking um-riugo," he roponwd. Ah, I thought that was what you midi" I ro- piiod. "You are no guntlonmn, sir," sold in thin, tour looking imly non to him, np- pun-nriy hin wits. No more am you. tnudmn." 1 mtnriiod. 'I`Iu\n A fnnunln nn tlun ntluuu nhln hnnnn How on lngllnhmnn llulodod Bio Humor In 1 log PI:-Inontod Our. Considerable tun xney he land in foggy woahher by getting into n nonsmoking carriage. with an unllghted cigar in your mnubh. I tried it the other day, with im- mense anooeu. At res, when I entered. the travelers all eeowlod at me and Ieemed dininolined to shift tllemeolvu. I0 no to make room for mo. but by sheer weight I forced them in. Once netted. I pnfhxl forth a huge volume of breath. which, in the tug hanging on the nlr, looked exactly like nmoke. At. u-at. I run: nfn-Itl Ohnun Inna v . nun VIIIIOIII nun NIIIII. 'I'. -Alla-Y C IONI. AQOIII. J. '. CIIDIIILIIVI. AQOIC. mun, or 5 mos, grow up goon. In conclusion, I repeal: emu I believe thme-fourth: of our girls would make good when If they married cood bun- l\aTIN`i`.' -- ~~-- v a. Iuwuuol. The utmon candor Ihonld elllli between hunband and wife. She Ihould know who amount of his luoomo. no than she may bot- her know how to regulate har household expunnos. An tn the marina of children. If thav Ion expunnoa. As to the roaring of children, If they loo their pnmntl love and respect each other they will love nnd roapeob them also und must, of 8 fact, grow up good. In conclusion. I numb than I believe WDUHI U0 IUTBWUUXU IIIDIB III R IllUl'Ia EIIIIU. It. wlll not be neoounry for A man to complain of I wife much u this regarding her dress. She will nlwnyu be an mum and n well drained an her poumou will mum. Thin wife will not be A wnllowur an E W611 (H3800 ll nor DOIIHOII Wlll Illllb. This wife will not be A wnllowor at any gathering she may attend. Her edu- cation will allow her to convene on many uubjeou. The ulzmmts mndm nhnnkl nxlnla bnhwann lllll Will OVBIIUOK any no Hill] DIVE. A man should Ihow his wife the name` love and kludneu he dld whim he was her lover. Woman craves love. It ln to her whut. dew In to the owers. Such A girl as I have described, rented by 0 good mo or, not uululeuu mount to employ 3 the wlll gladly do her own course I do not mean the huv 1' work- walhlng. houoocloanlng, om; are would be no economy In that, an doctor : too: would be nurotoooac more In an nhort. mlme. It. will Inn. has nnnna-Ari Inn A lnnn tn no no nuppxneu-mey can surely mu-ry. After mun-lugs the man In us: remember that ha ha: mauled a human bolng llke hlmnel! and mun upset to dlaoovor many Imperfections. but. he would be happy he must. overlook them, and he wlll nd uho wlll overlook my ho may have. A man nhnnld allow his wife lm name` 1 am of the opinion that the true ronaon , oi` there not bolus more good wlveu is be- onuso than are not more good husbands. Let a young man who feel: he in in a po- union so many eudoavorto ilnd Iomocood ldirl who has been properly reared--mom tolly, morally and in household dutlu. If. after an acquaintance; there Ihould be a mutual lovo-i`or without love more oun bo no hnppineu-they naioly After mun-inn: than man must mmamhnr It lIIiniQlAII ll-Mar. lone will In Bright and Winn Iota loving. [have read with much nmunoment come of the letter: written by man giving their view: of wives, an I writer in the Phila- delphia Timon. One would nuppose that : all depended` on woman nnd that man :`h`ouid make no allow to brighten homo 0. HOW TO HAVE GOOD WIVES. Mn Oil ongupwnmfnooordlng I4 II. 000 on 3 arm 0! ponono I won. Iooon `och mill: Ilntnn. HIS DRY SMOKE. wuuu Z WT! ll W15 On at landed`: dull: mum; puhlhhul I loan, `A Donal`: Awlh." Inwhloh Ihoynpodtlonll undo lnalluunlI3nuIo$QtIa.d:on|dIbo- pnphoohn onlmnonul ounblnuoun nzln In-Inuul ha manhood AL. A.u... _a ......,,. - -- . uuu `qua nu u " W---- --J ohurnh at Venus I notice oorlng con ml: 40 000 you: In purgatory for the mm at Dooiln. Now, what doyon own shut Well. I was In I x with all then follows looking at mo. but I thonuhl o! I wu. no I and. 'ln.ylt'|nNr olht-.uI_dIdon'\ know whom yonlmo so do hour.` Sol- vuntur rim hub. of oouno."-lnn1Iou Bnuontor. - nonq.A-nvulnmyownnyulnl ml: mnm Inna: In nnnnnmn In. 9).. grain Iauivwl --on-r uni-syn Mr. Gladstone`! nuno Ind come up. In In those dun I1 oould not full to do, and Father Huuy wu exp:-suing ndmlntlun for Ma wondu-ml nooomplhhmonu. Ho naked me to bnnkfuuln hla own home one dny." ho um. and thanwen I lot of bl; mon t.hon-mln|nton, and men of science, and vu-Men. nnd who not. but he loomed ebb manor ot every one of them on his own subject. Wall. aha bnsnktnnu Gladstone bocnn doolumlng nbouho doo- trlno of lndulpnou. und. using whole I was. I mod to make myualt u little on I could. It vs: no use; he turned round on ma them, with M: eye: uhlng: 'lV`nchor Hour. In/nwhhmvown mulnn names. A oold boiled Yorlfnhiro bum in often in evidence. ,1: nppunn on the table in n drou suit. as it. were, highly glued nmi ornnmontmi. Artur It has been well buiiod, skinned and thoroughly cooled. ii. in treated to two or three coats of moltul gluon. which givoq li. a dark And shining appurt- ume. Then it in ornmnanusd with lnumu-. which ha: been worked with a fork till son. but not oily. It in applied no na to outline I pattern on thaglwo with: small white paper tunnel. The thunk 0! the rum ha: I trill of paper or n fringed dolly urnngod around is, And A mu. h-uh pnrniey gm-nllhu tho wholo.-PhiI|dol- phi: Prom. Full pnrtloulun M: K. & `Ho I in 0 hi . r. x'vX`9. " ' "":'f\ Ant. (kn. Pnu. Ad. ` nor a nanny mny. Claret and won b&\' an) nllnwnhle Im- tho tlnul and thlruuy upurtamon. though tho latter In ml-uly naked for. The mhlo la wull tux-nlahud with uubauumlal enable: (or the mun and with dalntlus for the Indian. A mid haulhu` VnuI>.).I... I.-. n- ..u.... 1.. llllxl IOIIQ lllllll EHO WIDIO. . 'l`h' maul pm-taken of the mmnro of brmktuat, luncheon and dinner without lmlng moo nourly like any of them. Ton. 0! count, In our-vud and In made at tho table by tosgtumtosa, being kept warm un- der I dainty _v. (`Jnrnt nml nvnn I III! nllnumhln Im- ID llllllhl 0006!. At many country houses min hour is considered the pioaaauteaa of the day. The ladies appear in their prettiest. mu gowns. I.ho oonverantlon is usually Interesting and apirimd, mm hour in t at charming one bemoan the dnrk and o daylight? and ovurything tends to mako the participant: linger long around the cabin. 'l`h6' manl lmrmakan nf thn mnmm nf 001`, Wlllfll lllll OGKCMI. V The high ted in particularly favored in the hunting season. when the aportamon return from the uid two or three houn bufuro dinner time with appetites uhu-p- enud by a long gallop in the fresh air. Then in in was the high can nllonlu the hungry ones something to tide over the sum. until dinner and given them it chance to run. before mixing on their scarlet oath and hunting boobs. An mnnv nmmtrv hnnnm thin hnnr In ` czr. .::L..-.::.--:a$x.aL.::.'.~ .-.:-f""- l Tiny claim Thoir Own. ` ` The high tea` in peculiarly on English institution. It is n meal at which much of the formality which attend: 5 dinner in disponsod with, but the menu is of a more satisfying ohumotor than that of the lllllli 6 o'clock tea, with its thin broad and but- ter, wnforu and onkoa. 'l`im hlnh had in mu-t.itmlnI-iv fnwnmd In [U00 Irlllll ADO nu! lll0I an0(lI. I Ono ol` the "pluggora'_ in the game fell out with tho bow and gave away the secret. or his successful management of my iinauoen. He would lend mo 010; than he would and in him "plugger" to cheat mo ouo at in. Ho rqlly took no chnnoew lone. When he won, he won a debt; every dollar of which he oollooted was clear gain. I-Io managed it so nioely with me that I paid him an I would a brother. He had been so hind as to rink his money for my cake, and I felt I had incurred a dobt of honor I must pay an all hmmrdl. Ho ax- pialnod to me afterward in his cool way than poker in all its huaringn wan very largely a game of human naI:u}r9.--Chicago Ohmnlolu. 'oni coma your way." .1; I would nil; in and ions, and cho next day I would borrow` again. The keeper was inch I unify good tdiiow [mic a great IOIIIO of obligation to him for lending mo; money to gnmbio with, and for about is year I won 9n n oontinuui nu-ain getting money with which V0 pay my poker doim. Finoiiy I learned something about my good friend and his methods. (inn of him "nlnanarn" in tin munn fail -L-:2 m..=nI-.-n.aa..3sa Thu Claim Thnlr Own. `n loser. > .\:r" luuurod him I woul .' ~ V Hero's I10." he would-Jay. "`Go In and try to win out, You're ngood fellow, but you're unluogy. I'd really like to no '01): ooma way." I woul ll In And Inn, and than mum I Ul IIZ III I030 UK, Silk . 0300 h_ Hula; Poker. It took me nearly 0 you end con me about I100 to learn why who men who kept the poker room was such a wum personal Mend of mlne. He showed on Internal In my game from the very nut, but thno wee nothlnpoo marvel at. for I reuoned it we: I put of MI business to Jolly" thefoeen, but when he uerod to lend me `money with whloh to play poker! thought he was I really good fellow. "Aln h vnu nnlnn to all. In Innhuhnl" ho Th III 0 I . 86x'6vX`9. "5? womnn. n. uncut. ALLAN %,IN E .,....r*.:r:=;.:: ..:?/..::....*:3...... wounu lay. <./ when I would tell him no, he would uh moln the moat genlnl way It it was bo- oause I was out or money. Upon my u- nux-lna him that he had divlnod the real onune hi would my: "Wall. wm nxmnnh tn hn1.mnnaw nnmn Illlllli ll` WO\ll(l ll]! Well, you expect to In ` dly, don't you?" ,;1 I would assure hlm t ._ Id. And you'll pay. ,"- t you. It you local!` ' A Chicago Man In Iona costly Ixporh _ annnlnllnvlnn lahnn. . I runny goon rauow. "Ain't you going to alt In tonight?" he would lay. ~./ When I would tall him no. ha would nk HIS GAMBLIR FRIEND WAG KIND. WonuIcl WulIlI'us . .0 l._A...I-A.n.. .._..... _.. clover incline nod). uI.u.-.-I. -......._ |.-.I `A- HIGH TEA. mmcas. asavrnns. con.-on. usxrnna E. B. 'i-OUOK- TRAINS LEA V7-T KINGRTON. I I15}! .In.-lor Onnwmloncroal. Quebec. .N.ll. Huiitn. Boston. Toronto. Ohi- , nut n!nw,snuH. Bu. Mu-lo_,Dn- 7"` Bl. . .sm|iri._I:`p;:`..:`:n{ouver, Beams. IT Wls . lood Engqglgl A Natural llonuunor. xnrrcuom Root Ton puries we blood and given I clear and beautiful oomploxion. For do at Wale : dnur Icon. J In Ounpbcmoomor of Wollilqhon nnd`nrncknt.roou.:lwnyI|:uonhndu noodltockolbutnuzla. cub md uncut. munumunnuguwnyunuonmna 3 Itookolbut 0. out md uncut. rylhbo. nomd Noah. Allohonp torouh. no. (I give: I Oll` Ind Elllolllll (I An ll`ornlont.WMlo IdmIton. loop will no pm 00 all mu." Tho penalties provided In the now law no swan. The nm ollonno onlln for 3 mac of from 086 to 0100 and Imprisonment torn-om Dtoodnxyaorbothmndforouoh subsequent oonno tho ue In from 050 to 9 and the lmprloonmont from 5 to 00 vs. woua. (wan anu sponges tor cucpmora. It in not on moral gmunu alone that we were driven so aomion. " said School Dlrootor Sargoant. The physical effect: upon the ohlldmn have been in many oaaoa alarming. I have had children brought have totally broken down in health. nan- oua, dull and umlrely incapable of work. Tlmo after tlmo It has been found out that the lmle onaa wan ualng Oobaooo. Oaua when children of 7 and 0 yuan of age have become addlototl to the olgaroth hab- it. havo boon noalood, and how many cues that we are non aware of la aomotlllng that I oannoh eatlmauo. I know that than an" annual: whore mom than no par cans of the aoholara have bean ualnu tobaooo In one form or another, and I him was a loop will be pm to all this." The nanalllaa nlvnvhlad in aha Inn Ia- Kxicsron zgrsmnnoxa w-----; wu---Q wv-uvvu-u v-w--- Ibhnnnnnlhtxuh. WInls\2oIn&Io(`.InuL Tnohlanhnpwh-t nunu I m. n v nu: . were not over 10 you: of ago. Other teachers noticed that scholar: were uulng chewing tobacco even during Iohool houn. although they were obliged to un Ink wens. desks and sponges for cucpldox-I. on"mo|-nl nmum .1 along that Ifiilu $3 A I Q` mouro and II now a law. Tho schoolteacher: ,0! Cleveland will use their utmost. endeavor: to I00 that the law in anloruad In the nuighborhood of nearly every school building in the city are small not-ea whom oinnuulzaa and 00- bnooo are sold to oiiiitiruh. and no general has its use become that the evil elects have assumed alarming proportions. Ona teacher. nlmr dotootiug tho odor of eobmoo in the school room. instituted A search and iound in the pockets 0! the scholars in cigarettes or numpn thereof and 6 por- tion: or plug: of tobncno. This was in a primary grades, when the oltlaat aoholui Alumina Pnnionoo oi Ila Oignutu lvil In Oloullld PINK Iohooil. Walking in the attack of Ciovoinnii a few month: an Hon. Elroy M. An!) noticed several ind: 10 _or 19 you: old smoking oignroimeu in the viuinity of one of the gmnmmr IOIIOOII. Investigation showed that the school authorities won making vigorous eol-to to correct. what was recognized an a growing and alarm- ina evil, but that defects in the law made about em-an of male avnil. Mr. Avery hoonmo doopiy interested in the subject and intmduood in the seam sonata, of which he is a member. a hill prohibiting. under aovare ponaltien, the min of oin- retteu, cigar: and iohuooo to child!-uu undo! 10 years of me". The bill passed the logis- inturo and in now law. rm... ...i.....n......o...... nf m.....1.....| -m TOBACOO POISONED BOYS. ll Iqhgullvi KICIIZI. uycuuhnnod out In lb- toun.In.u|nod|IoctwoI +003-3-3 wluu (III In! XIII Dl ltnnuunodougwuohlhoy nvonohnduuoalnuyhu In Annnl IO nut hm. bk`- Q-Q- Wood In-1|. ..L.II ..._.. - Canada Railways 'K?;| uuranoooounpuw. . Dnnnnaa A onnnn &An I: $95.00. . . . 1 Alanna. QLAQ An: I` Evorythlnalnsinht. "" Daugherty % Chhllnnnnnnhnngnlih - V9 :11 mo "'!.'{ I Thlol, (1 Sin Ftnnohco. in. II for Shnthoc Lalo. nonngok th 0.P..B Rant. And We ` ~ ` 1;. re: 1. ux.un"-/'(o.P.n g!.llo0??)n:n.rl`:> strut. , (1 'a'.'"'` ."\'5i'i':i:'Ix"p`..`u".'\`?'.."n: ..': ve"r'f'a'I. cZi'3] -= 1%,. mu sand the oowgi I. 0' One! a 1 ul ,.a.at':`.. mu.` 2: Iona. -loll onou. 33 BINDING ` 'm`$:`..`.'!:' man so 0. nF"<;i1'1`6.`?s':' I lsnmm -7. 1|. an u-Iulnv. IIIQIIUQ (Ionnorly ru-um will on use DI. x. x. ruuuol), . GENERAL PRACTITIOUIE 003. 0! WILLIAM AND KING UIYIIIII (urn nu. llWnl'I IUIOIII.) ODIN!!! Houn-O to n mum I to lp.u.;l an. N. .-Dr. um: I chit ind ueuntlon for I. 0 1:0 0'::I.'I =`ul0IlC of Women and their troumun. hlonhono No. 5!). H I Hon no I): Bllnou. lunqor new mono Sooloy. on com - I ._. . "T. .umE'r nip.` wnr. no - A o nlzgotxoo of Hodiofno In R939! 393 pr . n. H. mum 7 n Vtli M00 12 folglorly oJu..s.a`{5 '-`cold om." p ono . April 15th bnlv. RINGLE FA . with acne: added for nclmlsuion o npomtlloo. _ In and ono-thud, A rll mu. mm mi 18311. with 50 cents I dad for ndmlu on OQRDOII. $7 .70. Funnmme. JAS. REID ' 14 vggao-. .-lI..4_.g.g._'-_- _._._ 1 Aoooununu and lush FA! 1: and Accident Imunnoo. all at lowon run. on Olu-onoo line}. 3. Iuurnnsox. B. . ONEY '10 LOAN IN I OII mm. {low mm of 1:60:00 0 and rmhginrty. Loan: 1: nd um: ntnru. W8 - l(IOI.IlIIl|Or neon ~ on |i= 8.3. IIOOANN A Emu Ann . n _. Ionoyto OIII at w mnt.. our Wade`: nc .-_ AOPHIIISON E Hgflll, A Acooununu and 8560 Luna. Ian` 00 Olu-anon nun. D':o*1;... : .`.fJu.Fa"{`5*e!.x'.a 1' nhono D. I am. no .11 `N1 phenol hut. L-2?*`A*`o`# k-` i'fxi 3.eo...""%E`:}[`:`:.)}E"s.`:'. . . MAODONNILL IPAII L.I sollolson. .o.. as An: !Slnn&9n- 1!! son loo Etc. so Ounuoa Kl ...,:. "- - `W n. .mcomnmu.. 0.0. J. It. I` o. m. IUMI. with 50 cent: ldt 67.10. "'5'-'\ `n"u`G. ood for return I or baton 1-ll Both. mu. For Qloko . Pullman an I.`-,:=I';`-i'.-.e`.`.':.?3" v'-.` [in Montana an. moi of Womon hlophono . Otlluo. no noon at \. mo. 13! Unlvonlty nun. .'=s...`.....',a:1s*. '32.`... E;nSs{`ARKB. D.D.8h.D.8., l.D., ? Sam is:v'1`u5.'o1? ` WJOVV` ' ' ' guohuotntu MIR utfhlllnfou-Mloneullol POWER & S0N.A ING Bnrvoyou. Kingston. ,..._.,,.____._._. `iusmlass POIMBRS. :;:::.::.'....'::` ........-`-f ::= H. .. "T. KANLI & BONE Grand Trunk may Punonnr pot. Fm Johnston strut. Kingston. Ont. J. A. STIRLING. M.D.. I|lI'l! II: [Ah "_~ "V33? if 1 OBI k0. _:=$ ARCHITECTURAL ..-..= EDUCATIONAL. ` HI LYON &0nMrl3 imbon. |b:51`un.Q.0. INIIJRANOI. Hon}: uvsmr-. ----I BTIRINARY. before A I I. accommodation and o! "Information -9 to . . .I3.& SONS. Foot of shoot. Kfnnton. `. 015 Prinoul whom rock name. & j _...._....,,. .__..._. DENTAL. L: ..`1RB.`)`'.2' .E`.'..* L.p;s .":`;'P.`."."?a.. -mu` ' win Aomgagua with 5...] TORONTO. Canadian Tiarse Shoal APRIL 15tn_t_o 18th, 189 vi-w7- wr "2i:.`. 3:?.'I:i?.;;.a'23 u`:.':: .`5;.?.f"""`` `Inn I nuns:-mac-1 -5 no-n-4 H comm with `BargninI} Igd . _h Barguius. ' nd Inna.-A110-_ RATES on 9/(ssma " Hi! to . ...:.:`:..'..e'-:$r :::....":. ..;:::a ion 1: 0ohn.II!:Iurotnn. W4 y E __,..,`1 ,` ', _- pIody.'uI'b:uo.`n3' Io Wawagnfgm V)`: 7 ," ..u.Xo p...:`:.`4f, I or w , 7.`, "5`I'.?':. :1 ` U-IIIII`vu1..vII!vu www- IIIOIIOPQII. H#IIT00_HHl'tyIIU|I[. Apnq bctupndyforblnheu. mum. Dari`- |nig.&d'l'uhhthollouth.0o|u:|'lbnn hnnunauqmnrm uvn; 1-up Iquhlntlolowdn. PunlyVeph$Io.`, A..._-- .m- 4` A._.-|n A---.' -0 - `T 33- '-~ -unzunmcass STREET. IaJ.IQDa&IIlII~ KING?! "A"1~'"1Z<">'ii?iis`F'Xi*es. mm . tho vonn m-mud Stefag In or from Idvornool . (Mnnnw. Bnlfnl. L BA5Y WITH OUR TRAVELLING. I venrn leaving Toronto on llj)_h. Vuilaovcn. '-3 :.f'.`.`:.".'.f..... I I. nooordlng stun- r 1:; um- I: we return. N-"%'.:.-:$:..':.9-1'-*`| in` peas` in IIIIIIIIVVIIHIIIIHIIIIIIII1 BIIIWIDI Ihclanoup-Buunonrulw uanqull udvadjnltlnltnotophu mu. Ibohnluoltbohllvonotopolahdu. Inthhdiull position in arms: at VI whqouhowudhobnuullnn no--. IIIIIIIl$$Ol!IIQI`u Goly. I young Fronohwomnh, ` `mule njunqy from Path to lontlnoon. "I don't at why tho old man whipped no. " aid the vlotlm. V *' I 3] Iojgo `uwmpmlng Sunday." WIU HI |IIIlII N0 VUIIIPUI` __.lng Stock. "blow Us no N) Comukt/lag; ` Drlcnn. lull you out one!" ` "Duunnhqado upmy mind to can- ' `lid I told him mom is." ouhonld have linked you Just the mag" and tho boy wlh tho wym "lo night Mn don. ls." nld tho who lull. "but. you ` I didn't odhteu on anulll"-Chicago on-Honld. Illllllllllll luau-as. In from It. He 5 In In nndlqp Hut, and when he shaken ; his mnno and walks out on the platform no nun maykll whon the laughlug will cane. Onutory he fnqnonuy oax-nu an lllnltntlon of an argument In tho yarn told by Ink Twain. Ono Sunday, when any wuobon, Twain and hi: brother do- tho paternal rutnlnlng order and wont uwtmmlng. Fmoon nllnuws alter .olr mum `from the river tho father no no I personal Interview with the or and urgently dusted his jacket wlthnrnmrod. All In the lnoerutaut ro- lorlnnndthoproperhbaorvnnooot thcl Ehlnth. ' Illl. ' ` " -|`|u!ou wail loo. Why dulult In Ind no out one?" "illnlmndn nn mi mind In nan. '1'nonuIInor1eu_aro not the only one: 1 with which Mr. Manon Karina morals and ulolnnhll Adda-as. from it. no ` hung nndlnn lln, And -Ium 1.. am... r no IOOBIVOG mun wuy below.` `Neither did I, I roplhul. `I cold It to them not ten minutes before you did. and It (all dead by oompcu-Ison.' " `Ii that true. Manon? II! ll [on (loan ny oomparlson. ' true, Muqn? " `If: M truaan Rapubncan1Im,' I ma. `I thqught In wns alngulnr. Bay, Blll, ho proooodod gloom `If you won't glvo It away to the boys . I Des Molnu. '11 buy you Iln hen null of nnmrm. In uh. noun 0: me name nno. ` "What: we were going back to Don llolnaa that night. be and: `You hm my plan In I good one. Bill. A ntory la the thing 0.0 (at the people with you. But.` ho added. `I wu surprised with the sonn- llon that one created. 1 news! new It to be received um baton. " `Neither did I. I rnnllml, `I tnld It. uluo: '1 tom you more was: nothing Ilka A story, Blll. It always gets `om. `But. Judge. I and In A whlupor, `I told`- 'Hunh.' he said. wnvluu mo back to my Ioat, `don't Interrupt mo! So he wont on, and before he nlnhod half the crowd wow exhnust with the fun thuy hand. And throng arena of his npoooh them were Mb laughter at the rooollootlou of the b ,and when ho nlshud he col Iuch an outbreak of applause an no man before or since has received from: house of the she. ` "wlmn `III Iran: nnlnn h-nlr on Thu mu I Dllll. ' Then he utm-ted In with the yarn, n d the crowd begun to laugh. Thojudgo w pleased, and an the laughter Increased with 0 my Iunlzonoe he took advantage of 411104! 0 nmnotomtho unnlunnn nnd'vall- (III ` csvmyuai wun 3 El" K111501100 I10 '(Cn')l{ lKIVIlH.vl|O Of nmpstotwho upplunno and'yell- Inn to Iubnlde to turn to mo and saw In an undo: `I told there nothing Ilka I303. Alwnvn nuts `om. `But. IID OIINW IIUO, POIIIIPIIIIQ! `It wen u iine Joke, but it`: I good nu I did mo ieughin lint. - "I started in my speech by compliment- Inc the gathering on their intelligence, M in ouutomnry, and then led up to my story like thin: `I too the Demoorntu are getting pretty guy over their prospects and are do- in; I food deal of hunting and a whole lot of nughing over the way they are co- in: to link us election day. They remind me of the Irishman and the bull. And then I gave it to them. Remember, the Itory was 86 years younger then. They not onlyltood it, but noted u it they liked it. I told I few more in tho ooune oi my upeeoh and then gave why to J udge Morse, who had nished bin hnndaimking outside and had come in toward the close of my talk. He said he was glad of the oppor- tunity to talk to such an intelligent unth- . `I have observed,` he went on, `that the Democrats are gutting very guy and chipper and are doing a great deal or lnnghing over the linking they are going to give in at the pollu. My friend: and neighbors he laid. `they remind me oi n stun-y-n little story about an Irishman and nbuii.` ` `Flinn Inn -tau-hul In -Mlu slug -u---. -5...! guru II nwny no me boy: Do: Molnel. "|l bu : you the bent nm of oloohon In the tr.` ' \lMIll'I DUI! III I ll, DIN] DO (IN! PHIIOII vuqm In. I` decided to try than Irish- mn and the bull Itory-you know Itrhow Pic Ihou ht he'd Ihnkonod lunndkerohlet at tho bu I nnd then jump over Mm fence and enjoy the bull`: also. In warn good Jokb, and the mun lay down on the gram and rollod In the noon of Mn dolluhla. Ho hmod mmuolf lnughln {and after ms had Ihnhn who lmndkoroh at and named up Oh: nnlmnl ho was I0 mad he couldn't you out of the way. and Ibo bull mum] the man Into I pond. The Irlahmnu wadod out on the onus: uldo, I-onurhlng: `II Ill 1: tin: `loin. hnf. In`. A nnnd no man man '91:: mun.` - "It seemed to me goodadvioe. Ihad made but a tow Ipoooheu no that time. and I reckon I van too ornate or something. I lmi been ohiiiod twioo-nearly trout bitten -'--and lo I decided to take a ion! from Judge lions : book. Our next appoint- ment was at 3 mm oounu-y town nau- Du Moinu. I made the opening opeooh in this town nu while the Judge mu out- aido doin the penonni noquulnmnoo, tho `Howdy. ill; howdy. John; how : your wifo and children? handnhnklng not. He didn't hear mg I h, and ho had mason u-mm I man And bull |tory-vou it.--how 3 m. 'I If] ID Illllllll UBIDOIIEDIIIOI` 0! Intro, any of thouoboyn, aIIpooyou'ra pin; out to do- You'll nu-sly full .""`lIlkIoyonroi'owdnu Ityou had one man alone and had him by the lapel of III: ooat. Don't talk over uhelr headn. Get down among 'm and 1oIIy'em up. Tell `em Ito:-loo, Bill. '1`haG'Ithowh.mln play. Tell `em nwrlu. Mnkp your point. and than make om hush. "II named ma Iroodndvloa. Ihnd Ill DIIDIIO Illlll," Illll MI`. HD8011 50 I Timon-Herald man. "It wan given mo 9! non ago. I ma making Ipeeohen with Judge Hone, n onndidnto tor the bench. He heard me uikmoo or twice, and than n_vo me come advice. `Mun. in mm. `main voumr vat. auuoe. ` `Nuns. ho um, `yon young yet, and your on-atorlnl future In all before you. Don 0 try to amulnh Demoubcnen, or `Clam. on-nnv of than ban. an Inn vm|'rn -_---.-y-- -y----- -.-u u _---u -- v-' '-dealdcdVetar-IIIl.yI-aa'l'allen! an 'lapeaIeaaalaladWIaaleWaallew Iiljjlflfn Qemnp union of today an-eaapopnlar an they ever were. The win of the update! of iodaymay be a ehadreharper and ilner than in ilu robuetuonl day: of old. but ` ihehappy allnalcn and Ihcwell pointed anecdote um catch the crowd. The boy and the blind upgy not-.7, the woodchuck and circuit rl er blcnmake ne bl hiea now an they did` beanie the-hero of in- eanoe had a uandaon. ` Pethapa William I. Mason ia the moat enooeaefnl Illlnoia campaign apcaker of to- day. He in naturally a- atory teller, mag- netic and 0! ae noel a drawin power an a circne. le eneodoiea are col with the one and naiuralneaa of an actor melting hla linen. nndto the campaign crowds he in aioy and a delight. Mr. Muon hill in a marked degree the nniailln am-ibnie oi. a lnooeaaful public talker. o la *1 sale vrleh himeali and hie audience. "I Iunllnnnnll my u-at. nauntln-I lnhnnn "'7-'1' 3'.'e'1T'.3L3'nT"." i}'."s"":" mo.: human in public spanking," unit! 1-. Mason to Time:-Harald mun. It wu elven ma 9! I _. .. 1!! bull utorlaqun not the only MI nolnm mm-nln nml : rrfuzi pol-nun Nevin IT was an ' TH! ` OOONBKIN. CAMPAIGNS. |f'FUhf()'N T1"s'I5UMP. WIN! DIED lII](l DII IIIIIIOIIOB. "I welhooall my am raotlonl n nnhlln mmklmr." said 1-. Marion to n n II-Io g unnu- nouaoc-nun-age. IP..__L_ ruining. nhdngl.-AI...--. _ l.- n What Alnrlnld CIC`JlId`I. One day during a provincial tour Charles Mathew: eiimlled -into the union: houae ut Shrowlbury while a trial wan going on. Presently an nnhor came to him with the judgeioomplilnentno inquire if he would like a mat upon the bench. Rather ea- toniahud. ua he had no acquaintance with his loniehip, Mathew: followed hie eon- duotor and mu most nmiaivoly I-eonivod. Relating the incident vumm year: after ward to a lepl friend, he was oommeut- in; upon the politenenl ahown him when the lietener burnt out laughing. I've `- heard the Judge hell the story." he laid, and I remember him saying. `I've: no frightened when I caught night of that raeoally Mathews in the court with his eyu upon me that I couldn't x my thought: upon the cue. for I believed he had oome then for the purpose of taking me oi! on theetace t night. I0 I thought itwanbent to bone lvii whl1naapoui- hle.' "-Ho\uehold ordl. "I10 WXII D IDMIIIIQW IIIIPF, and, HI rule, comes from Michigan. Sweden or Canada. The mat thing he does is to swamp, chop limbs, knock of! knots and receive the benodiotions of the teamstr, who wonders .h9w_snythiag` str awkward found its way so far through life. After awhile he learns to chop. pull a saw and , iiip a osnthook. When times are hard and wages low, he goes to a camp and sticks to work right along; when times are good and wage: high, he can'h oontent himself in one place. His `turkey consists of a two bushel bag and some old clothes. It French. he talks less in February than in any other month in the year. Still he says all that can be said in 98 days, and his under jaw is a near approach to perpetual motion. 1! Scandinavian. he talks little things slow. minds his work and never kicks. It Irish, he is likely to provea - synonym for ambiguity and utility. The Woodsman is valued according to the prioe of lumber. Whon pino boards are high, he is high too. "-Minneapolls Journal. ium;c':Aiiuu}i Jan; Vlun -. anus-Hana look Work .. W0 llllll Illlln pllll "IU ITIDG," "I0 tranos" and "40 trenos." In Germany they have I pieoe marked "X thaler." whloh is all very plain, but the moment a olerk. bookkeeper or other pereon makes an entry or jobs down a memorandum he tells you that it is e"th. X." Theglnglish pound sign. which is believed to be the oldest monetary abbreviation now in nee. is the old initial letter by which the R0- mans expressed "pounds." just no we use the `lbs." It hes. been suggested that we use our money abbreviation backward bo- eause the Romania, in expressing "pounds. " nlwaye said "llbn deoem" instead of de- oem librbv" the ilrst being pounds ten and the latter ten pounds." When their initial letter or ohareoter was used, it al- ways preceded the gure. thus i0," in- stead of the reverse. ns the whole world has got in the habit of doing these things beokwnrd.-Benkere' Monthly. low taewom l'eil Into the light cl Putting It llehra Ilgaree. A St. Louie exchange oalie attention to the Iihguiarity of our curtom of placing the dollar mark before the iiguru, inetead ,1 after, without giving thereal ex lana- tion. A high authority I that e ex- planationie found inithe that the colonial timel. when the were dollar wee Amcrtcaniaed, ita equivalent wa_e the Span- ieh "piece of eight." or eight reale," later known ea the York chilling." At drat the abbreviation for a dollar wee the gure 8 between two etraight linee (my), and then the two iinea were drawn through the eight. After awhile the 8 iteelt wee changed just a little, making the eign etand aa now in uae. This is a hi hly probable explanation. In all civil oonntriee money marke are in nae. and our Bt. Louie exchange thrown come in- teresting light on the cuetom when it eaye: "in em; country which ha a written language and a ayetem of coinage the ab- breviat on for the unit of value precedes the iignree. In England the pound mark 2) in need in the aame manner that the oilar mark ia used in thie country, while the eame uliarity ie noticeable in Ger- many. w are the abbreviation m. (for mark) eppeeu preceding the number, iuet aa the French abbreviation tr. (for franc) ie need in lrranoe." If the abbreviations are not need, the legend iamore apt to be correct. We nd that in Mexico they have aDK peace" inetead of p. 8%," aa one might expect. and in Newfoundland they have a plain two dollar piece. So, too, in France. where theabbreviation ie not need, we nd euch piecee aa I0 trance," "20 trance" and "40 trance." In Gm-manv lbs in {slut OMB Illld or matron. VIM: ho: snowy roubnd hoe. And the btown bull linked Coauthor nu sun of mum gnu. . ` Ah! I'lllonhno'unhwnhInrIllouu. For the N011! in to blame: Inc : the portrait of nupdmothor. in nu old fashioned. fume. -Vnlonolno Ruben In New or lluqynno. Tho Woodsman at tho drthwut. A woodamun wt-loo: of his own tribe in 'nllnwn2 HOW Ho I mmklnnw Ihlrlz, and, lo. name: from Mlnhlnn. Rnmhm nr lnundqdhnurborntnomdny. -Anna-nlunhy `lwnohlurtorn lnnnolrlnrn nor -1-I-.. t """""" USE OF THE DOLLAR MARK; my Bargains) It you want the Cheapest and Best FURNITURE }H. BRAME SI MONTREAL. Tho oklut and Iargaat manufac- lurora of Varnlah In Canada. Tw :2-:.:.~:z 5:.-::.-::.'.:.-..:::e'-' "Cut In Music and Drum." 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