hnvtuaou-lama:-aonuxn-" mrl savers ooldmd 00051 !!! which It Immediately:-9 '. ,'.;'.'L" 'a..-.`:"'*.;...*" '+.- " I O m- one IlfxIr"lI 0 won cm! In 0 tot oold `nu-ostcndl. Oo - gni3';' nllnwlthaut doubt the b:unfmodl- an-I-mu `v`c>`::..'...':..':`. :.`.`:."...." .*-.~.':..*:...i:`._ \Aw@\,ke/4 Saturday and Monday. SEASUNABLE SPECIALTIES! 5 IU IIJUIII, uuu IVIIIEIIIUEF, UUIV FIVIDFAO AMA l`ll.l.I'l l. tfsee our stock of Fancy Worsted: for Prince Albert Suits. C. ROIINSON S- &We aim to make prices that please our customers. Stocks of the McKay Yarn is Now Complete. The best and most durable Yarn for Boys and Girls` Hose, -..-A-..I.!_..- QL:_A- ._.I _II I-:...l- -1` Ll--....|Al-__. 2.. _|| _-|, , POSITIVE BARGAINS McCo|| Bros. & Co., Toronto, 1 mmm mum; custom \\'0l'l nlpacllul having secured the norvioenot tho but wor men. FAIR `VAR N IN Gr I FOR SALE BY "W'A.L]DROI.V"S Wellington St., 2 Doors from Princess St. _ pug- 132 and 134 Pringaxs Street. NEW STAND. NEW BOOTAND SHOE mms; He has on hand a largo and well unsorted lock of Lndiookontlomena and Bo s'Bootn (all varieties : also Trunks. Vnliooo. c. I intend making Custom Work nupecinll having oorvloenot Murray & Taylor's, Remembertho plaooto secure such I bargains in at \ 180 Per Yard. We have Just received 200 pieces ` Fine J ereey Cloth, bought at much leee than regular prices, and which we omit at Murray & Taylofs A BIG JOB LOT !, THOMAS CUNNINGHAM, DRESS GOODS Directly opponlto Pukhlllb Old Stand. Two Doors Below Polsozfs. 176 PRINCESS STREET. cz..3'f;. Z`.7"u.'3'J.`r.v`;3r n.T"2T-.'.' per yard, and are already going fut. ;'4_'l'-<`;w'13H: C"11':."n'u`s"'.n'": |_'_0_\VD_EB ... v` .. ...., |-wont v 335 AND 337 KING STREET, V :A_uo|utelywP_u;e_. Dress Goods. ggvg BUSINESS. II onupuuou was un vmuw dc! weight. dun of K oxumugag. Al. _ ls-"`J . -'I'III,I3TIIC3U I)I'4\KTH`F'I'- ' .'.`12lnrnus.:a.!.'.'nxs:lniIun1l-.hi1.mnllIl`. "9991; to mo-quick] clear. _ liiow pale you Are! How Itnmga y you look! You are ill :1 umell. toluuo. Uh. Clarouce. you have I ti-bucoo heart." Clmonru shook hil hand and pumped feohly. `.`None, hd uicl. mov- ing nwny In tho direction of the lonely cow I-urn, uumc. 'tuin t my h-heurt. And "wi la u bin 0.-olnnru I-med lips he was gone he- -euvo nvc vuu vo-nu .-- 11' HA3 ROOM 1'0 mu. . ~ The eree of the United Stetee in 2.970,000 equere milee. Ho ! No wonde: a fellow hee euch en All-howling time finding hie caller- button when it ml e out of eiuht. ' run nrsxss or THIMIS. A nmneroue Colonel met e di ienl gov- ernor, walking down etreet arm in um with e ronominetion. The colonel extended hie bend. Sir, aid the governor, "you are too common : I em the governor. and there in but one of me in the etete at etlme." "True," eeid the colonel, who wee 3 large mejorit ; "that in all the taste oen etend." This in le ex lnine why vernore are not elected in oc e, like croc roechee end el- CANADIAN .9; AMERICAN com-. on. . Delivered to any port of the city. ___ __ _ I IUIUIT lIl'l- IIIUTI '83 I10 Il|Cn nower II [HO Black` Flag. u ' uumo.\' ssuvqxn {V0 nus'rmu. "Monoy. remarked 1. e ronident, as he depouiteda roll, thufruita o judicious com- binatiou-money in power in the crete. " "And alto in the nbotract. Added a tres- Iuror, I few hours later. n he conveyed the lune rolltovrhoro the Ottsvm hear: no sound an in own 0`: and A ; ` ' u- IIAQ nnnu -4. man- THE TKUDIPIIN WUIL. What is your favorite flower?" asked the landlord : don hter. Iris niger, ndly yet resolutely rep ied Reginald Threads, who was her fnthri honored ueat, at regular rates. I do not compre end. the said, with slightly lifted brown. Wh in its ni - nicance in the laugunge of owers? 0 quarter." he said, bitterly. and then she knew that the head vniter had gone through him, but it wan : until after he had been gone two day: that the learned from Pro- fessor Ysrbe there was no such ower an the DI.4.I.. I`I-an . \\A.\THD, A .\E\\ DI\ IDES. When 3 young man who he: been saving his nry fortwo weeks, to getenough money together to hire I livery horse and buggy long enough to take his best girl far enough out into the autumnal hills to gnther I halo of poison oak and three fingerivy, real: that the Texas live stock association owns 375,000 horses, he thinks there in `something radically wrong in the organiza- tion of lociety, and joins the communists. 'I'IIl 'I'Illll|I|I`\` \\`l||l\l TELL THE. TIIIVTII. Why. do you nlweye put `Your: truly at the bottom of A letter 2" naked George Wuh- ington, looking into the dictiona to see if you spelled "reepeckedllv" wit one I or two, for George was the lnmly twirler with his spelling. Becnune," litill the noble Bush-rod, that's usuelly the only true past of the letter. Always Iign your own name to your letters." And Geor noalaled his head intelligently. u be bee ed" his letter to Lonl Ferefncks. ._ ., . l'.\'(`HA.\'GID Almlox. "Love you !" exclaimed the haughty girl V -`'love you ! Once I did; I loved you n i never womnn loved the men the idoliud be- lore. Once I loved the ground upon Vrhich you walked. Once I could have died for 'ou-neurly. Once I would gladly have Len your slave. Now I could apurn you as ou kneelthere before me." Oh. pity me! ve me again ! What hwe I done 3" Y-nu 3" she cried, her road eoul mounting to her eyee-" ou? bathing. But I-ha. hn, hn.nn_l Ara ant nun n n-na---'9.-"` (IX IIIIEQ PARADE. "How do you like your new teacher. Henrv Y" uked mamas; Henry. who we: 3 good boy three year: ego: Aw, she`: I rend usual player. the in. She let: us do ike we |eueon`y when I director in width do echoo . and than the`: on de couch line: all do time. What`: went wid my grammar. may '3" l'\l`Il A \'l.lI'I A KDITIIIU IKl0U.`IUl.'! I3IDl`('I'I".". "Ah. ya. Willie," uid l'nc|o Ben, tou- derly. you hove indeed I pron homo. and ii Iovo to uoyour rubbiu. on your whit: ; kitten. and your playthinp. and your pony: but than in something About your homo that I love to no hotter am: all then thingn. uomothln that make: me come here, something I at would Inch the house very loooly if it won (one. Do you know _'`Oh, you." shouted Willie, "I know ; the ` hired girl 2" 0V hllittl PAIAIII` I nu ~`1'|Il` A1` sn'|:.\"n:r.,\'1'nI.v. ` ' People don`: come out to but Inc." com- plained tho pcnon; "I with I know how In till the In." Preach A power gospel," Iuggooc the duoon. and the panon ex- communicated him on the upot. Kllumlurn nlnru-I-m\' rI.Isu.I mr it IALLOPI . "l'lumlndIol you: IIOII will who for Illa nk time out .\o\'on r. " `Ila nowtpopon of All parties an printing I Articles bo- ginninc with this statement. boy are cor- rect ; that`: Ill right: you can vou the Gut limo. young nun. without any trouble. But you keep your eye pooled when you try it , the second time, or they will run you in l aura. BIBBY & VIRTUE, can; re lull tlrxtllt The Wetenpoet hotelu llethel. lle.. was ` euueh hy Ilgh eel eutindy deetnyed I lee weehe em. we: the iuuettul gale cuftetudenne at our teneetriel uenee. Now. ll they eeuld only eee-l I lew cyclones earl eerthqeehee te e el the luee el the l'|lteul Staten A low loeeevillee uni 8-lthvillee huclteule cl outepohee uhaletn would believe in en ullwiee uul overrulilsl l tovidenoe.- nil pt-olnhly join the chum Amyay ol out uuuee. which do not I enough epeciel end outhnuhlag wlvhenluen to cull down the wreth ol the ehiee upon them. dolmllate ll iulelte uuouut ol llelte loolbhuu. Anal etlll we don't went All the locale hillenl ol Thlnh what 5 leeeeoue pluee Ihie woclnl would he with only youndl living in it. - vuuwu Ixentw. What ie the eeuee in wri thiuge that people cannot believe? Now an-yet wrote "the Puchh oi May 'l'ulee."wheuevery- body have thuthpu-he heeuaeeauud here oonee Ritbr lingual with "A Tale 0! Three Llhe." which everybody heowe ie 3 thing iupuulhle outddo a dime Queen. and then even then it would rohulily he doctoted. A lion with time than night be, but three with one-levee! A um: nu wut. "Whut we want," eeye the editor ol our eeteemeul contra . ie leee huheonhe and more brulne. \'e thought that was what he wentod. lt ieaor ehoulcl we euy. it Are- little etrewe like this thut indicate the approach -1 Another pnelclehtul cen- \' III. 0 nor Uyua-" uu .' nouung. mu 1-nu. :, ha-u-I we got me 8 type-I'n'ter!" TILL I'll)`. `I'Rl"l"Il_ Iluouc Which All Col ldCi--'l`II|Oc Iorvldoll 0:! 01 I50 I00! Ordinary luldamot llhlfluboool In on a Variety of Iuuoou. worruulnu I87.) 31 \' It. O0--luau ......'X...i`a` .n .'i'..'7`a ..&.s.....'."c`-..`.:.". od llt. Bnnhnul. " b.lnhrrI Mn llnnbnad. "What In It. then? In- qllnd the dam. "Tho nun who in It." all In I. . aunt Dun u..-- -........-- TH! QUIII AND FANG NY MAN-A RICH IUDOIT- BOB Bl7R[)I-}T'l'l-I'.\` FL'.\'. THE BRITISH WHIG. SATURDAY. SEPT. '24. I0 CZIII KIIII I hall ppnunt. A betvru mndxcn vIurd:{lol 81.000 `to 8250 tlut the Tomato: will the bus Lg" nannnt lover Inouul no women. as may nu: Dom injurious and lmgorous. Iodoform in easily detected by its oelnivo odor. The only relinbl outurh uni-dy on the market to- day i--Ely`: Cream Balm. lneiu free hum all nmnnnnnn drum It hn nu thnnnnmln nf .`aI'sZ7i:1'i'dr"..`J."iii1..'tLsI."[;':.?.$.I iii pnnnnnm,drnL_7 Ikhn Ihnnnmln ui unite unl chronic sun. when :11 other m. Hardware, Paints, Oils, vi --ns.u.m-.3 l.\`--- Universal Stoves and Ranges, _ Relialeirauds. ` llllllllll Illlllllllllll (ll. ` acute tndvchronic cute, where all other na- mediee hm-e failed. A particle is applied into each nostril ; to Pdh. egreeeble to nee. Price 50 cents of druugietl. It urvuu nun-vugc Cocaine, iodoform or morcuridu in uiy form in t e treatment of cttarrh or ha fever Ilsou (I be I\'0ided. as they bra bo ninI-3nn- int` nlnnnnnnnn lnalnfnl-In In Annv M331; court-roon; roared. And in Ipito of the old urvun_t'n very punitive testimony the accused in: convicted and find. I and ` uig t.' , 0: d good 4 1: "Anything else?" ` "He aid as how I was to call l_nim early." "Anything clue Y" T Ya, Iii`. Whnt was it? Tell `us exactly what he V uid every word. he said u how Iwu to wnkc And call him early for he min to bqqueon of the Mn: !" ` I0 IIKIIUII lllln. ou any that Mr. ---was sober when he came home 3" . Yes. air. A "Did he go to bed alone 3 No, air. Did you put him to bed?" "Yen. air.` "And he was prefectly sober 2" "Ya, air. ' What did he ny when you put him to 1...: 9" I|.`L'llIQu' I XIIIIIIIH Ill CIGVOKQQI FCQIIICT. ` The policeman had riven his testimony, ` which was unqualied y to the fact of the old gentleman`: intoxication. Then the old servant was called to the etnnd. There was a mingled expression of indignation and de- termination ou hie countenance. He testi- iied atly. to the surprise of the court-room, that the old man was sober when he came home. The prosecuting attorney proceeded to (Question him. In ..n ..n el.- \l..- u--- ...|..... ...L.... I... uvuuuu - --nus-.a syn. One evening not Ion ago there was ar- rested in this city an oh gentleman of posi- tion and of cheery habits. 'lhe policeman said he had found the old gentleman on the street very drunk. The complaint was en- tered sgaimt him, but as he seemed to be able to get about he was released on his re` oognization and sent home in a back. which he paid for with great nlscrity. When the case came up in court the only witnesses summoned to prove his condition were the policeman and the old family servant of the accused, I faithful snd devoted retainer. Th. nnlina-nan Inn.` tI;I.'All Lin lg-Iinuuuu I Teutllnony an to the llrunkonnoufof 3 Man -nnI 3 Giveaway lleunrlt. Boston Transcript. ll-` .u......... ....s I...... -_.. 4L-.. ..._- __ t`.\'mNs<`loL's uu.tbrn'. A eon olJeeae lamea hae gone to work in a real-estate oce. Well. he can`! help it; the boys of that family are born robbers. In: nun u: srnrnns. That fellow voanta the earth. remarked the clerk. an the tall eat diaappeared after making many dcman 3. "Kim 3" aid the porter ; "you couldn't give him the earth ; he mrna three town lot: in Wichita." Rnmznr J. Bram:-rnz. '. urn \x nzrn.u'n.\'. He cAme into the nnctum with A eteAlIh treAal,AA A nun hem on some deed of wicket! non. I'll reAd the Anewer first." he eeid. roftly. eo AA to prepAre you gently for the conundrum. Tlm ie A teuper-Anee pAper, inn`! it 2" The lying editor being busy At the circululon Inchine jun then. no reply wAA made. And In reed from mAuuAcri t, conliding hilneelf cloeely to hie notes : - mine in Maine thy .\'eAl Dow, 'n in Tun they reel up." edicel Aludenh or others deeu-ing A red freeh cAdAver. very Aliglnly dieligured And only one dAy on the ice. cAn etrike A rue Inrgnin by Applying eerly. No coroner: need Apply. TrAnAActmn nrictly condentid. uuuu Iuuglu uuuuc on nuunor AUOV .' ll id ex rionoe? Hnv ye: may riforoncu for yenil yo an show me befoor l engnge win! vex 3" .\ UI(.lI'l`A\TI:. Al the intelligence oce. Min .\lu~.\ro_v : N0. Innlm ; not the stop 0' mo fut du I also out o` the kitchen; I`m 1 cute. An` I does no houu-war-r-k for ouny body." La- Womsn: Are you 1 cool cook 9'` Min .\l|cA\`uy : Yet uivor ate yer vitllel Aflher A btlthu. Wmnnn: "Hue you had my experionw in thin country Y Min Mac.-\\`oy: "lo id expuiom-0? Di|n`I I who for tvrinty aiven min whnn mo couain kept tho laoonlin` uhmly on` the new uilroul down Catuwul-lamy Crick? An` won`! I all Irilnhcr bu-{our that cake at Morriuy Tom`: lodgin` house on Buthor Allov 9 In id eunrinnoo` "Av van nnv I-ifnnnnnon Im- l'Il llII!lI `rue: "VI nil ! llltl Oil come from?" > \\'ny!nrv.~r: (.`unp." \'hu are you 3" ".\'eunp. I". W. ".\'cunpor." 110- ` cunpn innluter. ` A uI.|l|l`A1 I` \ us was urr IIAIJ. I Au' plus: no you In mour-wing for, Mrs. Mncmoctincr-my 3'` "Son: lhuluy. thin. `III for Kelly. Sln. Kill r." An' phvot did Kelly die nl. Mn. . ncmwkin any?" "Sure. he died on lhir-r-cl, bu! ` can to 'im " was won new I or: : "now um l"ls)IdI'.' What torn of guvoruuout in that ol the Unihul Sula !" RolorIn." "In what ro- opcut P" "In I |u"| on." Go up ioot." ` (IX 1'|lI LAST IIALI nuuuru .wuIuNu'. "Wk! is Ilsa way that loaded: to intrac- dol!" and the uulnt. Ilnulwu ." vo- ioduogn. Ibo Incl V3118] New Y can. IG W` 3": MI W ,0 Bruluno|'u." replied the anchor. "Win It tho in In in 3" H at. "Yd or it to 50. Win! in mud to In In?" "Jln Thus the old mud. {VH3 rd that in osmt cuH`.<`:.t`ho Cl` 3f|Il'\lsOll Y" " I." " ' 80 an the natural {annual Ncw York and Mdu !" Hill uul Blaine." " a thin` also about New York 9" Hold and tar. \X'L-1 In... .1` ....u..._... x- .L_. -1 .L- `tn 0` Yul WAI-PO71`. ` "Havoc? I not you Halon?" uh-I I ml. Inuit: dolopu M 0 Scale animation. "It hlih ylhuyu hon. Bplkul Ibo othr. [us In in "I an nlrdnyoouhcnldln I pupa pudslolt r.`l`nn rV;.It:`I:\{:: no:: I I NI. , and lie uhlsllglhlo plulol-:70 promul- "I no. ads! undone: I when I on 0o'uu~lko. llsnyouuouuy ul 9 "I Ht Mn In tel ulna: uo the non. with Pride and Mari who on II! getting real] to point us` view." " it nun In nearly that {or noioctrlloapn-udnorIh':l|wplIoIO0I you Inquoutly you cannot." _ hum: 1-mm: tux. "livid." Ill-I tho unporlnbuulont. Iron a usual} boy." "I ulna`! know how that In." aid the umrt Ind boy. hut Job urn I boily run. just the nuns." And It wu HI. _nuI' llm'ullI\nAunIK'ln. "000! live the baby whiskey." than I Tn-Ins: IIuh!|'luuhbyug.d. . Ilcil ehuoooll n-nth. gqoll HI until no lntlnutau otpum 1|-ll. nu 1:. mg. unto Mud Ibo lain; so! lost. though lent to night. In 1 lueulllu quilt altogether 1 u? llnruu n nu I II.` l"u'mer'| wile: mun!" \\'-..t-.... WM. RcT.5.INsoN, NOT MERRY- A Grant Rolnody. _'_J_n._. __ _-_-..._ ll l.l1'I'I`.LI. \\'hOfI did . ' ` ul`-..._ ` I. but can Irina`; nanny ml other r yufcctly Iltllblo. nu lncun Isrvvou 3-u-.\..n. \lICI .- --. .un.v-u - u uuvuuuvvuu vvvucla Wu Save Money by uair:g- on; C;'I:INDE;?. and Machine ` Oils. Al, Oil: guaranteed, A " - McCo|%lA Bros. & 03., Toronto. Still lead in MACHINE OILS. Our Oils have stood the but for years, and are now used by all Leading Manufacturers in the Dominion. GOLD AND SILVER MEDALS have `been gwsrded our Oils wherever exhibited. Manufacturers and Steamboat owners wil ~ 13-.., \l-_,-. I.-. _._.__ -..._ ITTIIII Inthl 'I1I'.\n!l1 l1\'I' Ivrlntais l'\II n , I 1: I o FALL STOCK COMPLETE .A.'I' 'VV'.A.L]DR.OJ.I.V"_S- [RICHMOND ORR & co. LARDIN E . MACHINE OIL We are showing I large and extensive uuortment of Gvepoatings, Suiting: and Tronserings in I" the Lnteat Fabrics, new designs, new shades. Our stock conliltl of Beavers, Meltons, Naps, Friezes, Pilots, Worsted: and Fancy Tweed: for Overconts. ' Tweedl, Blnck And Colored, and Fancy Worltede for Suitings, and the choicest variety of Fancy Punting: to be found in the city. Plnce your order early and have our F all Suit or Overcoat made before the trade be gins to boom, and remember, OUR P ICES ARE RIGHT. "RDA nnr ntnnh of Fan:-v \Vn|-nhuln fnr Prinm Alix."-9 Ruin ICE CREAM SODA WATER. FRUITS, and CONFEGTIONERY and CIGARS, All the very best and cheapest. C. ROBINSON, lrana Opening of Fall and Winter Goods Over;s}oc;i;Is,';ir't;'a'r;d W0; i-'i'e'aV/-yv V;e;;",u in`;l'|.c;>'l:>:;: only to be had at J arms a unumrs. SPENCE 82: CRU'JSILEY S ' Ladies and Children's Merino and Lambs Wool Under- wear. F. X. GUUSINEAU & U0. Ladies` Fall and Winter Jerseys, Plain and Braided, from 81.00 upward. Wool Shawls and Wraps. See our Extra Large Wool Shawls at 31.00., Fine Knitted Wool Goods, comprising Evening Shawls, Breakfast Shawls, Fascinators, Scarfs, Ties, &c. Ladies and Children's Cashmere and Wool Hosiery. Children's Wool Hose from5 cents. Ladies Wool Hose from I7 cents. Ladies and Children's Cashmere Gloves. Special Lot at iSpecial Low Prices. New and Handsome Striped Costume Cloths. New and Handsome Plald Costume Cloths. New an Pretty Check Costume Cloths. New and Cheap Fancy J acket Oloths. I` New and Pretty`Fa.ncy Ulster Clothe , New and Fancy Designs in Curly Clothe. 800 Pieces New Dress Goods,` Extra. Low Prices. WARM ANNOUNCEMENT: `Lune of D. 1-`. Armstrong). box: to Inform his r i a that he has opened a Bootand Shoo St on PRINCESS STREET,