# x THE DAILY BRITISH WHIG, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 21, 1009. LS m-- : Mr. Hawking Had Much to Say]. _About Her Failing. re th ha SF ha von hae evry be: all of het vazious a je' t car which from W hy - to ride Buffalo think that 1 have every let me 'of those new b 3 with voking. 4 "Well, you'll have to Anything else forgotten . ns ! It always upsets me so to get ready for a Jaumes: and 'I-- why, George, if I haven't I of my fings in t { 1 took t off when I washed my hs just before 1 started. You must mail them or express thém right away, where under the sun could my wits have been this morning? ihe must have been very far afield, ny have come away and left my rand new silk umbrella at home. Of course I will want it du the next six weeks I am to be gone. 1 don't see but you'll have to expfess it to me for it cost $9, and 1 don't want to get another or "0, I'll express it, of course. Noth- sng else to do, but it does beat the bahd the way you women forget things I don't know what would become of us men if we didn't keep our wits about us any more than you women k do, for--there's the ' conductor's 'All so | aboard!" Goodby! Send me a list of - ; NT all the other things you have forgotten! : Te (led mt Yes, yes, I'll AT qoodby) Take good Comlr&l Klaas F27197738. : PAB 228772 -- care of yourself, and don't forget half ' your things when you leave the train! The people of the States have always 'n of dollars and its rubber is Goodby I" entertained an exaggerated idea of the | ¢ 11 to the st of the Para variety.> - -- 'It does peat the band how a woman unhealthfulness of the Isthmus of Pana- | In the hills coffee of the best quality ol families are educated and refined will fof half her little belongings ma. Even in its worst days it was less [is grown and the plains, with their I'he children are sent to the best col when she starts on a journey," said disease-ridden: than many other part | frequent - streams, #ford ideal - cattle leges of Europe and Ame and us Hawkins as he walked toward his car. of the Somth~American continent A C8 I under develop ually speak English fluent and cor "I don't know what I would do if-- Of eas Te wwe of | great Scott! If 1 haven't forgotten tc the temperate zone can only avoid ill | u ! ( that have not a . and everyone drinks to some line ended with the unfortunate Monte- give her Her ticket! f all the foo excess is extremely rare. Dur- | zuma, was the hardening of copper and | things that ever 4 man did! To stand JAS. B. McLEOD i the two weeks of my recent visit | tempering 'this metal untif they were there gabbing to her 10 minutes before on i quiet and law-abiding Any. disturbance steel appear ta be amply sufficient. that may' occur 1s occasioned by But one ancient secret which was foreigners I'he natives are exceed- possessed by the Egyptians under the Su y ingly abstemious in the matter of ancient Pharaohs and by the natives of will vield many val- | rectly In many respects the habits | liquor amd, although the saloons are nu- Pern under the Aztec monarchs, whose heen | and customs of the natives differ from ours, of course, and in not a few we 1 il Jf the extensive | might defer to their example with ad ness by "observing commonsense pre ought of, 1 ich will be cultivated cautions and maintaining aj temperate | under tl habit in the matters of diet and drink. | market' that opening he canal 4 I was the streets of the city at all { able to cut the hardest of stones, such | the train started, and then to walk off At present the Canal Zone and the | must create here are eady in| Americans on the Isthmus would do | hours of the day and night, and upon | as the porphyry and hard granite. It with her ticket hefe in my pocket! I cities at either end of it are perfect hiriaui a. few Americans making ( better to adopt the practice of taking, the occasion of a festivity, but I failed | is claimed they even carved the em- think I'd better' hire some one to kick 1 Rests LUMBAGO sanitary and not unpleasant places of | money and enjoying life in its salub- | breakfast at about thie middle of thejto sec a single man, showing signs of | erald with. tempered instruments of me! Now I reckon I'll be getting a let- J A The o meal | being affected by strong drink. copper. : i vantage to ourselve For instance, abode. The hospital statistics } ou lima The Panama govern day, instead of ea a heavy ter, a yard | from my wi re- leDiAN Remeny. that the men engaged om theeamal en wxions to see their number in immediately after I'hen een This tempering: of copper, now that proaching me for my vagrant mem- . : B $ a Pan; a es joy a degree of good health that com sed by immigration of the might take les IS NOW A LOST ART. the metal "is being turned out profuse- | ory!" We oliter 1 self- Sit y in politene and H-pc ion A nn ly, would mean a tremendous gain in ) nama pares favorably with the experience of | sort, Hehe ny at the resultant the populations of the large cities North spot their appearance is sufh cient evidence on this point A mor hearty and vigorous lot it would be | difficult to find anywhere. They live clean, well-regulated lives. Their hard work is alleviated by .a wholesome amount of leisure and ehtertajnment They enjoy two conditions" highl favorable to the maintenance of good health--interest in life and freedom from worry, Phe "character of the work insures the former and the high salaries the latter, During the first four months of the year 'the climate of the Tsthmus i t unlike that of one of the eastern-st in summer. The thermometer regi about 80 degrees at midday and to about 60 degrees he ever Sleep under a blanket is ) at night and the early mornings ¢ delightfully cool and bracing, espe al on the Atlantic side of the divide air from the Pacific does not sec be as heavily charged with « the wet -season, extending from the first of May to the end year, rainfall is abundant. an humidity excessive, but the men to go through it without any sci difficulty The temperature hardly - more than 10 degre maximum "the year round, tl being 80 degrees The physical aspects of the are. diversified. In the Zone | valleys predominate, with stret level savanna upon the borders. province of Darten is for the most pa mountainous wilderness and thick jun + gle. Some portions of it are prac cally wmikmown and rendered: uninviting by the hostile attitude of the Indian that occupy 1t I'he impressi vails that rich gold deposi this region and at least mine is in operation The provinces of Chirigui and Vera gua, and especially the fornier, are mar velously endowed with natural resour ces that are just beginning to at the attention- of the world. The wood timber in. this territory DYSPEPTIC FOOL DOES. YOU NO. GOOD. Half the time youre afraid to eat your tongue is coated, mouth ' taste bad, stomach is bloated. 1 you want to get well stop using dySpepsia tab lets and go" to the source of the-trou ble before it is too late. Strengthen vour stomach, cast out the bile, «re gulate the bowels--do- this and dys pepsia will be no more up, and all trace of dyspepsia disap pears, Here is proof : For your condition the best pre- scription 'is Dr. Hamilton's Pills which are made, specially for the sto mach, kidneys and liver, no better remedy will ever be devised for Ih Hamiiton's Pills are perfect. To the overworked organs they Ive New strength, The general health is built Five Years of Dyspepsia Cured. "No one could realize my sufferings from stomach trouble and indigestion For five years 1 have not been well My food did me no good because 1 couldn't digest ot assimilate, tor said constipation was root of my trouble, so I Hamilton's Pills. My appetite proved, pain after eating ceased, and my food digested quickly. 1 am lighted with the thorough cure 1 de uments are believed , however, s States and in Panama sure from revolution or guaradtee the observance its of at Panamans may he depended upon | t the fair thing. Their leading | men are actuated by the best spirit and people in general' display a marked . tendency toward improvement and progress. It is not too much to that within 10 years the Pan will have attained more nearly Americans Not but what nited States standard in gov d business methods than any om the South American hiriqui became + of the Many cidentally uncovered gnacas, which contained gold .ornamerits. Immed sands df dollars' worth of were melted in coin At length archaeologists was at natic digging was in graves had become Many articles of 1d quaint desig | by the various of the wor a remarka fact that the peo- e sepulchres gheir / occupancy. on the ground, although it a universal human tran if they be but The graves the sides - with his receptacle were mplements, earthen and various vessels ac few .instances in s made of bone and copper ar added. Now and again, gold f the collec tionalized » scorpion, epresented in an astomishing f expertness But qf all the hapes_aséumed by these curi- : 'les - of worship or adornment, of the frog is most frequently -de- | ( ling to the surmise that the | sacred | these peo wells and whistles are | among the articles | ¢ that the min ma will be ex . pear future. Gold, cop- . mangang and coal are known to several y operation a arise and | coast of a solid valuable capital favorable directions come one § of the land. The Bay is already husiness, but n facilities $icmn + latter condition, the Iris equ- | The £ circum le to un There | § 1 reason through his day's business quite as expeditiously in and deliberate way as he fashion Papama is to-day as clean and orderly a city a be WN W temper of the old Damascus sword ) claimed that never again will swords he made to cut so keenly as those made by the ancient armorers in that Old- World city. But none the less modern civilization Swords are of little moment nowadays AL | except to adorn the persons of military officials, and for commercial purposes the i 2 i AAA 01d | modern civilization. Humboldt, that curioug and brainy scientist, once at- tempted to "analyze the chemical con- | stituents of a chisel made of copper | found in Peru among other relics of { the lost race of the Incas. Ie learned that a small percentage of tin was mixed with the copper to tem- per the chisel. Yet despite the efforts of Humboldt and many a later scientist to find how to produce copper chisels that will eut granite and porphyry, the secret of the vanished Aztecs has never been recovered. There may have been some other rare metal used in combin- ing the copper and the tin which Hum- Boldt missed -- in his comparatively ertrde analysis of the chisel found in the old silver mine of ancient Peru. ---- An Important Requisite, The Green Bag. Some. years ago, many farmers along the line of the Missouri, Kansas and Texas Railway brought suit again. it and engiged a young lawyer named Brown. Judge Gantt, who was présid- ing, was compelled to throw many of the cases olit of court because they were improperly brought. Brown was "mad all over. Swelling with indigna- tion, he arose and said: "Your honor, will_you please tell me how it is pas: sible in this court to get justice agains a railroad company?' Judge Gant quietly ignored the contempt of cofirt shown by the lawyer and asked: * you wish an answer to that question, Mr. Brown?" "Yes, sir," defiantly replied the in: dignant lawyer: "yes, sir, and I wah to know how a farmer can get his cage info this court so that it will be heard.". Judge Gantt smiled and said: "Well, first, Mr. Brow, I'd advise the farmer to. hire a lawyer," American Royalty. Youth's Companion. A visitor to one of the hotels at Carlsbad, Germany, tells the story of a gentleman to whom the servants and the proprietor paid the most pro attention. -- He = was royally - treated, rather to the neglect of the rest of the guests. Every time he came out of the hotel door a strip of green: carpet would be rolled down in front of me and the attendants would take their caps and bow in the most defer- ential and obseqtrious manner. Neither the visitor thus so strangely hohoted, nor the othér guests could make out what this deference meant. At last some (one looked in the printed regis- foro "kurgast liste" There was he entry N "Jamies the 15t, King of Bulta- lo. NY." It was the native printer's rendering of the American npame-- James I. King, Buffalo, NY. * A Compromise. This little "three-year-old hungry American was with his -mother at the home of a neighbor. he neighbot's little hoy was eating a piece of icken. Hubért wanted a piece. but it was all they had. He then asked for a bite, but the other little fetfow-- The two mothers then took a hand, and amidst many "yes's" and "no's" on their part, Hubert - silenced the whole business by saying: "Well, just let me smell the bone" The bone was handed to him, and he very soberly took a long, delicious smell and handed it back. An Enyiable Man. Brown--That fellow Blinkem is cer- tainly a wonder. Green--What's the answer? _Brown-- Why, he possesses the ability A Lady Volunteer. The" Haileyburian. Rev. Dr. Peer, of New Liskeard, has retutned home after a visit to Cali- fornia, and tells of an interesting ex- perience while on the train. near Oma- ha. It was Sunday, and Mr. Peer offered to conduct a religions service in the Pullman, and the passengers readily agreed. : : "Mt. Peer Atationed. himaelf against the wall of the ear, with a seated oh eithér side of " says the New Liskeard Herald, "and proceed- ing with the Service bie a ed if one of the ladies sould lead the singing. when the lady to hi v6 fo Thee, § half completed the only r soloist. jeted 'the hymn alone, ry Mr. - dnd there way not 2 ry eye in 4 t crowd of peop when she finished, for the singer was no léss a personage than dame Mélba, one of the world's greatest so- ptand singers, who was travelling with her husband to Omaha. A Godd. Oks On Mibeha Blas. Mischa" Eltman's sticcess. cannot have Shen, SRB. bout ly pr it w . per 2 f B in fan |» v ra of his fong tr : sup collars, Misch (fies is, and he must felt culatly, indignant with 'the yin ystoh, the other 3 ay, who, 4 e Had fitlished play- ingi, tished up. to Him, exclaiming in i yoi with 'motion, "Oh, you ou niirvelous boy! I wish " "The violinist has # o being called a "boy, he can to escape from the the ladies. When he first s find, 2 entleman acted as hi idé at all his concerts, an if tadles Stered him for kisses, lie fait to his conductor an used to. sses, 1 play." say: "He : Merely A Theory. Tt wis at an evenihg party. A Wns sR awith a tall collar and hair wad. reciting a, poem. d ont 47 stanzas and : hot: yét. 7" whispered the comé in. er . out his latest poem," answered tlie pessimistic per- son, ha the subject--the motive?' etl "the g-comier. re "1 have fi ong the. subject," re- plied fy Bt 1 stispect. the mo- tive miist be revenge. At least, I can't see any othef, redson for it." Kaown . By His Friends. Hav th Ni 9 he ing man was brought befote a strate for drunkenness disardetly conduct. When asked What he had to say for himself he gazed Pensively at the judge, smooth- ad. 44un a témnant of grey hair, and sad: © "Your honor, 'Man's int nity to man makes ntless thousands mourn.' I'm hot as ed 'as Swift, as pro- fligate as Byron, as dissipated as Poe, or as debauched as --" "That will do," thundered the ma- gistrate, "Thirty days! And, officer, take a list of those names and run 'em in. They're as bad a Jot as he is" Largest Barometer. On The Market 8t, Regls Lumbago Cure Smith's Falls, April 6th, 1909, THE WwW. A. SINGLETON CO. Crosby, Ont. . Gentlemen :(--I have much pleasure in recommending your Bt. Regis Taombago Cure, 1 have used one bottle and was 1 to seo your agent Lo 5 hay head iroubles me sometimes, aud 1 find it the best medicine I have ever tried. It gives quick relief. It is alse ood in a case of cold the head. Jt cured my wife, who has been troubl- ed with indigestion, 1 hope you will continte to manufacture it, Tor the bene- fit of the publie. Yours Truly, ' W. C. SIMMONS. Sold by all Druggists, Kingston. RESIN Increase Your Efficiency Head of Queen Street. Qanada's Leading Busi ool Vay, and Evening A Shorthand, Typewriting, Book. ing, Telegraphy, Special in- ai ual instruction fent in sugiish Hates moderate. 0s 440. Phone, GALFE, Prigeipal. 3 C00D. SALARIES Go Only to the Well Tral Our High-Grade Courses never fail to bring success to our adu- ates. Day and Eveping Classes, and Moderate Rates. FRONTENAC BUSINESS COLLLGE Clergy street, Kingston: 'Phone, 680. 'ip. N, STOCKDALE, Principal. Meat 'Thon, 570. Not Realistic. Author (after first performance)-- Well, what do you think of it, old man? Criticus--Oh, 1 like it well enough-- with the exception of the Vile' gat Author--What's swrong with it? Criticus--It is shy of realism. Why, he doesn't smoke a single cigarette. fon vived from Dr. Hamilton. s (38 ; TOEID BY Mie: RAY GILMORE OF ANNA MELD Cd (Signed) MARTIN E. WALKER, loes/ not § a eorrec HOTS BY YOLE PEOER. > 5 Took 4 4 d Th . t* Bridgewater." of t om travelle h ; : 2 ; RA 0 look anterested--an, e same | Father Alfani has recently construct- | Accidents are often used weak Quick resulis aitend the use: of Ur. } make f and only come in The chiffon tunic, draped over this richly embroidered 'white | time he doesn't 'har "a _word--when | ed at Faenzd, the Viriholace of Tor ankles and weak a a » Hamilton's Pulls; this medicine cures | cl ] es in | satin gown is extremely delicate ard graceful, and givep--the wearer other people tell him their troubles. ~ | celli, the largest barometer ever made. [sure sign of kidney-- trouble (in a all "trouble in the stomach and dig ; vie statuctque appearance. The Lunic is weighed by its border pattern a, fo The tube, instead of being flled with | dangerous stage) and can be tive organs by removing the cause their | outlined wiih silver cord and canz!l. together below' the left hip with London is rejoicing in a new eateh | mercuty, contains purified ofl, render- {by contents of one bottle ; You feel uplifted and strengthened at More | hands of silver and silk embroidary maatenng those on the skirc. [phrase which is quite as silly as.such|ed free from air, and he has thus been ounce. Get Dr. Hamilion's Pills to-ds always | ahe gorgecus embroidery which ornaments the petticoat and forms | things generally are. "'¥You wait till| able to obtaift a column 11.10 metres | the broad stomacher on the bodice is the Japanese kind. Many of the Saturday, you beauty," is the latest. |i height, Whereas mith vaer the {d a "b . and refuse any substitute. Price 25¢ nrteous ar 1 ave the digni- 'br . at 1 per box, or five boxes for #1, at all »s races of | Parisian frocks are now sent to Japan to be embroidered by the Ihe man with horse sense knows ight would tres, reliable dealers, when to say nay. P a x . 8 2 A + Latin extraction. The well-to-do cre- clever natives.