Daily British Whig (1850), 7 Feb 1910, p. 7

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Seville Bitter. Oranges For Marmezlade We never had finer finitc to cffer, large . x, - size, bright and free from specks, Is the present of a deed to a nice futwre home--the best thing a prospec: tive husband can 'give to his intended wife. And it is a protection for both tao-he loses nothing by giving it to Lis Jife mate. We have some charming houses for sale~or can build to your finey on most desirable sites if you so prefer. We ean sell on reasonable terms and with discounts for eash. Full particulars at D.A. Cays 57 BROCK ST. arp COLLEGE. x Saracat ha a > "HEAD oF a oe 2 hh "Highest Education at Lowest Cost" ob hg te your, aa Term Paina Both Dolraos h way, HE service ¢ uid if endlat tous. iihin a a a a Ro Ta in. ime. i on, Colt Ly Irie An Bo You Need Shaking? Like a Stove Choked with Ashes. You have Jrobanty noticed howmnch more briskly the fire burns when freshly built % shaken. You doubtless remember 100, how much more briskly ge used to get around when you were ur "teens or twenties, ? ipo are parallel You are like the fire that is choked with ashes, The cells which compose the bodyare constantly dying and being renewed. Then there i: the indigestible part of the food to be removed. This cleansing of the body is the duty of the bowels, kidueye aiid skin. Bhdge ay of these Organs fail to do t wor becomes clogged and a the ins oT is an increasing cuties x) =i re ae 1 most cases, the need is felt of something to plat these Yial organs, * medicine, does this the, Jamon Hac directly on the liver, increasing the of ode aod causes the bowels to flow regularly and naturally, "'Fruit-a-tives" is the greatest of kidney the skin to renewed action. kidzers ob ps Pri tiv es skin, * ves oy nd free of al | poisons and renews th, eo os are sold by all Setiess at soca box, 6 for $2.50, or trial box , 250~~of may be sbtai from tives Limited, Ottawa, = S INCE THE INTRODUC- TION OF THE TYPE- WRITER FOR CORRES- PONDENCE NO MACHINE HAS RESULTED IN SUCH A CURTAILMENT OF OF- FICE EXPENSES AS THE UNDERWOOD BILLER. » UNITED TYPEWRITER C0. LTD, J. R. €. DOBBS, KINGSTON. Boils and Pimples. your Sowplesion is um an Re Cn. Whenever ural, your skin in your face covered with blotches a pimples, Shen boils and festering sores wl 8 + flisd with Coal. 1 can su excellent a J an > 85-57 Barrack St. TURR OVER That is what we are going to do ta our Stock of Grand Old Antique Furniture and Odd Articles Re And make a selec ia is complete he hh yh ni good fs on L. LESSES Buod to swil, ow WY and riocdun Shatham Sta, RI NL amie, ot THE RISE OF ¢ Loyalists = ot ana pins Saati or tear SERRA ELLETE two Lotlles 1 boil or even a pimple." Mr. J. Morehouse, 7 Station, N.B., writes: covered with pimples, and 1 tried all kinds of ene dies, but they did me no to many doctors, but tk it is _. on- pim » retured N.Y, Feb. 7.~Miss Anna E, 'her: gister, Mrs. Mary K. Hartcourt, after a lingering illness, Her father was a member of the Prit- court is the only surviving relative. terse Pan Pa., Feb. xsutawney, Pa. 7 Piast dent' Clark, of the Rochester and Pittshurg Coal 'company, an an explosion ovvurned in x yee THE DAILY BRITISH WHIG, MONDAY, PEBRUARY 7, 1910: a THE EUROPEAN CORRESPONDENT By LUDWIG BAUER. AAAS ASS AS AAAS AA PETTITT ITVITTYTTYY ne soon gets tired of wandering about a foreign city. The queer looking houses and shops, the strange men and women rattling off their strange lingo with such as tonishing glibness, the numerous monuments of famous men, of whom 1 had never read--all these things wear: j ied me on my first day in Buenos Ayres and induced me finally to sneak into an upinviting ecaie for rest, re flection and vefreshment. I had taken u seat and was consult- ing my pocket phrasebook for the ne cessary questions when a man sud denly laid a friendly hand on ' my shoulder and said, in German : "Well, this is a splendid country, isn't it?" His question surprised me no less than his familiarity, but, as I didn't know what else to do, 1 assumed the facile smile to which I owe many of my misfortunes and replied : "1 have seen worse places." . who answered indifferently. The feebls rer ark had an astonish- ing effect, The gentleman clapped me on the shoulder once more, picked up my phrase book, thrust it into my pocket (which bee tore), and snatching a chair from the hand of a passing ! waiter, sat down beside me. !' "You are a very remarkable man," he said, in a calm, judicial manner that left me no choice but to agrée with Bim. | was touched by the com- pliment, but 1 began to have an un casy suspicion that my friend was rary, For several minmtes me in a way my spine. then he added : man 1 want," "For what purpose," | asked. His manner still more strenuous, "1 will explain presentiv. Do not attempt to escape. It is quite impos sible, 1 assure you." At that moment I re pinembered with satisfaction that I had left my watch "and most of my money at the hotel. | He began to catechize me. "You are German 7" y "Austrian." i "Can you write ?"" i | i he stared that sent shivers at down "You are the very "Cf course." "That is all I require." "Well 7" I said, interrogatively. He became very grave. "Are you a humorist "* he asked. "Not in the least," ed by his manner. "Everything is satisfactory then. Come to my office in the morning. "But I am not looking for a situa tion," "That makes must come."' "Why 77 "Because, il you do not, compelled to shoot you," ly and dreamily. "That is more easily said than done," 1 remarked; cautiously pushing back my chair. "Oh, I have already shot two of your predecessors who" tried to rur away. They only cost me ten pesos each." "I am said I. "It is very simple," he explained. "When I have shot a man, | put a hall-loaded revolver in his hand, fire again and say 1 killed him in self defense. It always works. 1 have a lot of ald pistols that cost just ten pesos apiece." "And what do you want me for?" 1 asked under my breath. "For European correspondent." "What ?' 'European correspondent. That alse is very simple, 1 am the editdr of a Spanish paper and 1 want you to do the cables. For three weeks you shall write telegrams and cablegrams on all European subjects, At the end of that time the public will have learned that we have that department in good shape and meanwhile I shall have learned the trick from you. Your sal ary will be an hundred pesos a week." "But what makes you think I am chpable-<* i "Oh, I can see presence of mind embarrassed." "But. why 'the devil man---" "What ! Do you swear, too?" he cried in exultation. "So much the better. See here, | have a very simple test. I ask a man if he doesn't think Argentina is a fine country. Nine men out © of every ten veply : "Are you crazy ¥' or 'Well, you have got a nerve I' You are one of the very few That was 1 said, Irighten- no difference. You I shall be he said soft worth move than that, that you have the and are not easily hugh for me." I rose wearily. He thrust his band f into my inside coat pocket, pulled ont i scanned it and handed with good-humored, and my passport, it back "Thanks 1" CI stared at him, fascinated, stammered : "I will come. He received me next morning in the most t iriend'y manner. He gave me a ACUTE DYSPEPSIA Fataethiinr Smack Pencs ums Quickly with the Right Medicine. "My food seemed to n Iw stomach, wrilow Ne Ralph Clem. ol N PO Thala tanh that - failed in some way to its work. EE ---- oy ar wifch in fivé@ minutes rendered of i t volition, - that I was ready to do snvthing my master should suggest. : "What shall | write?" | asked. "Upurt news, scandals, chuech and | state, agriculiure, tommiores, parlia- | nents, themtres, architecture, medicine | ~anything vou choose (any old | thing). , What the public expects is the unexpected. You mast open their | syes and mouths--and pockets." | I bowed submissively and set to] work. Aided by some farther sugges- | tons from "the old man" 1 soon! woduecd several despatches to the! flect. that the czar had attended a necting of Nihilists, -the vhief rabbi of vienna had been elected mayor of hat city, and the Bank of England sas in imminent danger of solapus. But my chief was still unsatis i "It was a good ing," be told ne next day, "but the ---- has got wit am extra stating that the Ger. nen emporor has appeared in public & a ballet dancer in red, white and sue tights and that a general Fu opesn war is unavoidable." This Intelligence saddened me. 17 aw my glory departing. Then my mmbition awoke and 1 resolved to lo or die. | Hurdered all the sov- rei ns of Europe in rapid. succession, ave city after ity to the flames and levastated whole countries = with Tafies end earthquakes. Politicians boiled in oil by their ad- ersar'es and plavewrighis lynched by n infuriated public were among the st startling of my (Vscoveries, But only ones did 1 attain a uce ss that left nothing to be ired. I announced that the young Xing Af Spain had run away and that he vas earning hix livelihood as a.news wy in the streets of Buenos Ayres. Doubtless, I savagely added, he is en leavoring to sow the seed of monar- real de- 500 Cumulative Preference Shares! Par value $100.00 each! bearing interestat the rateof 7% per annum with the opportunity of earning additional interest. John Mackintosh's Toffiee, Limited: We are pleased to announce that the above shares are selling rapidly. do not delay your subscription. loted to you. FINANCIAL AGENTS, ROOM 6. 166 BAY STREET, ANO lie. sroclaimed that all of vue boys wen examinbed and that Alonso wt among them, The effect of this "voup" was onishing even {to ohe accustomed he native republicanism of South America. Everybody wanted tiotic sheet and ted the paper were hali-killed. So it came to pass that, late wening, | was set upon and wed hy a mob of desperate wrchins was as one deeding from many wounds ar in rags. On the editor's tabla 1 + shapeless mass of gray emained of my new hat. | "1 see," said the chief, kindly. lle] wmnded me a banknote for two hun- | fred pesos. "J am fouch indebted to] rou for your services," he added 'hut this cable business is easior than | I thought. I can work it mysel ow." He embraced me racked and we parted. On the following day when 1 'o change the note I was told that vas worthless, ux the bank that had 'ssued it had burst long ago. T rash xl back to 'the office and as | flang he door open in. a fury 1 canght the loam of & rovolver wditoriil table "What can 1 do for con ?™ asked ny former chi d, with a good. humored mile. 'F-1 only cnme to say goodye, 1 ihserved. He extendéd his hand. T clapsed it ilently and took my leave. KNEW ALL ABOUT IT. silent] felt, laid Making oo: the Liguor, aturday venlig Post The Owen county court house, at ipencer, Indiana, was built in 1823, 'or years there has been a local lo rend that the fathers of the county laced a jug of twenty-five-year-old | vhiskey under that cornerstone. They decided, last summer, to build + new court house, Spencer had vot. Wd dry in the previous election, und he thought of a jug of stuff more han a hundred years «ld was enti» mg. Ome night aftet the work was vell along the contractor went to a leading merchant and told him he had weked into the box under the cor serstone and that there was nothing an it but the roll call of the Masonic a and the address a preacher had le when the stone was laid. "That won't do at all," said the nerchant. "It must have a jug, and + jug it shall have." So a jug was fortheoming. narning news of the discovery ut and the crowd gathered. In bali an hour they had forgotien the increased taxes that the = new court house meant and were unani- mously sorry they hadn't torn the old huilding down long ago. The last sip was given to a official, wile made a speech which closed as follows: "Gentlemen, respecied and revered futhers knew blamed little about hailding court: houses, but when it came to making red liquor they knew all about it." Loud cheers ! TOO MUCH HUSTLE And Too Much Worry About Some The Real Red Next went loeal ur Joston Herald Senntor Tillman, discussing the Southern railwhy wreck at Reedy Fork, wherein George Gould and his, ] son nearly lost their lives, saicht "There is, J. think, too much hustle, too much he + about some of our , when we turn ' casualties, the Si Taylor Taylor's funeral the doc undertaker wore convers- the undertaker, whan't with hm away . How did it Se e.. Taslor, the "dostor whigper- a Thi, the time grdering ht undertiker, with « bitter smile, turnd away to Supervise the funeral thin won't "hical principles in our glorious repub- | i Hereaming placards all over the city had | to | to buy our pa | the hove who hand | badly | { managed to get back to the ollive, | ed clad | all that | 80 thai my ibs | tried it | which lay on the | I forcibls opinions on the subject. hie | the Pleasure of SHOE STILL IN COME J. H. SUTHER er etnies ------ -- PHOTO COPYRIGHT 1910 BY REUTLINGER = W EXCLUSIVE COPYRIGHT, NEW YORK HERALD CO. Pearl ¢ mbrojdera d tulle dinner ox A Sow ™ AIN, Boiler Was Trouble, Youth's Companion. The trains onsthe branch road pever went very fast. There were various reasons for this, and good ones, | Nevertheless, travellers from more po | pulons distiicis sometimes expressed i Silas | Wetmore, who rode 'buck and forth to | and from the junction almost every | day, took it upon himself to pacify | wc h as were unduly disturbed by the {waits and stops of the little sawed-off {string i One day a particularly irritable pas | senger sat next to him. He | complained that the train was slow, {but wished to know why it was slow, "What stopping for now?" he asked. Silas looked out of the window "This is a station," he said, mildly. "Non't see any," said the other "Oh, there isn't anv building," Silas, "but it's a stopping place." By and by the train went on. sently it stopped, apparently in the middle of a field, This time the stranger did not inguire into the rea- sons for halting. But alter another tweniy minutes the same thing occur red. Finally he broke Ain "What we stopping here for ? any station here, 'No siation," stopping for water. "Water !" exclaimed the other. "Water | Why, we just took in water not five minutes ugo. What do mean "Railer joaks,' iy; yleak in a Cause of "SUN 12 1-2, lhe, 20¢, "SUNKIST" SEE SPOONS DISPL With every 12 wrappers bring Leautiful Rogers' Orange Spoons ranges KIST" Oranges, and ers! Exchange, 22 Chu cepted for spoons, wrappers rch oi cars. CARGOES NSIC not only Phe Fron are we ward * I're- i » * ¥ # the best we ever had. and 30¢ doz. out ag * Isn't : is they 7' Silas. "We're you, said Silas, patient. and the other relapsed mito silence FOR A COLD. - {An Amusing Story Told dispute Twain. Editor and Publisher. At his daughter's wedding, Mark Twain, in the scarlet cap and gown of Oxford, was brilhant. He related many amusing memories of his jour: nalistie life in Virginia City, (writer in the Philadelphia Bulletin "A temperance lecturer once came to Virginia City," be said; "and in 'his lecture he cited the case of a young Nevadian who had died from the effects of a hali-pint of brandy. I "The case was a well known ome, but it had been a pint of whiskey, wot a half-pint of brandy, that had killed the vouth, and consequently 1, a» 'An swers to Correspondents' man on the | Enterprise, wasn't astonished when 1 (got this letter the day after the lec: t by Mark During a rent, Joseph Martel, hig landlord, James Meliovern, and his two daughters, MeGovern is in the hospital in a eritical condition. The Canadian Northern will spend 85,000,000 on new terminals at Mont real, Trouble With the Stomach That can only be cared when liver snd kidueys are get right by DR. A. W. CHASE'S KIDNEY and LIVER PILLS. over a - bill for Montreal, shot It is enstomary to put all the ro sponsibility on the stomach for indi- | ture: gestion snd: i214 accompanying discom- |" "To gettle a bet, please state in forts, 'your valuable paper whether young This ix all wrong, for simpst always [man referrad to in last night's Leanjoet - the liver nnd kidneys are to blawe, {anes lecgure, drank half pint of bran and you find among the sympioms'dy oF pint of whiskey. Constant sonstipation, backache, bilicusness and "My ply to this was: beadac You will be surprised how quickly |» oC onstant Reader--A pint of whis Pr. A.W. Chase's Kidney and Liver key." Pills wil reguinte the liver, kidneys | "The reply sppeared, as was our and bowels, and got the Egentive spe irule, the week after its receipt; but, fein indo good working order. meanwhile, a school teacher had writ MH you are in earnest about a eure, ltén in for a cold cure. The school don't bother any more with mere sirde teacher, too, had adopted the wigna- to digestion, but rid the whole evs {ture of 'Constant Reader, and he tems of powonous impurities by using | mistook our other ecorvespondent's Dr. A. W. Chase's Kidney and Liver [answer for his own. Lackily, though, Fills, and you will kpow once again the had a good constitution, and the diving, * next he wrote in to ws: ** "Dear editor : Thanks for valuable AND OTHER KINDS n wrappers bearing name afther sent to Street, T A AARNE HAIR ICIIAIOR i R. H. TOYE, FERRO ERs IRICEN says al If you wish to participate | Telegraph at our expense, call at our office, or simply write to us stating how many shares you | wish to subscribe for, enclosing $25.00 per share as deposit, balance to be paid when shares are ale MORRIS EDGAR AND COMPANY, TORONTO, ONTARIO. THER BIG WEEK AT SUTHERLAND'S RED LETTER SALE 25% Discount EFFECT. EARLY. LAND & BRO, "The Home of Good Shoes." ---- WHERE EE HAH HERA HARRI FE EE f CALIFORNIA NAVEL ORANGES KIST" AT 20¢, 30, 400, nud S0¢ per dozen, wrappers can be exchange saving the trouble of sending ta T i for SPOONS B oronio AYED IN WINDOW, mix 2 nt ur Store, stamps and get one of those * are also "BUN. wrnla Fruit Grows t here will be acs Sydmer | oronts, wr bro : A.J.REES, 166 Princess St ne H8 HAHAAAAAATAAIACICIICINION FIOM IRI RD. e-- HHA MARMALADE ORANGES Our Bitter Oranges have arrived. They are | Fine, large and firm at2) 302 King St. Phone 141 : CHINESE _ A MINE ---- Great Deposits of Coal and Iron in the Province of Shan Si. Washington Post "Ching offers the greatest oppor stunities in the world wn the coal, iron land steel industry," said BH. N. Moul- ton, of Philadelphia. "In the province of Shan Si are the igreatest ore deposits in the world, {There are immense coal deposits in {the same region. This makes & com. - bination for the manafacture of iron and steel unsurpassed anywhere in the world, All it needs is the skill aed the capital to develop it. These oh nese coal and iron flelds are by far the greatest op the globe, The ame of iron and coal in thet ---- gion cannot be computed. There is enough there to surg the world for ages. It is entouched at present. There's the fidd for Americans of en- terprise to secoumulate fortunes that would make the possessions of Stan. dard Oil magnates look paltry. "When Ching really wakes wp from her ageslong lethargy and begine to build railways throughout the vast exe tent of the empire, the ecal and iron of Shan Bi will be right at hand io make all the steel rails and locomo- tives that will be needed. Chinese business men are as much alive Lo the Frahm in that region as any fishmen, Japanese or Americas mes who have been investicg gating Ea. commercial possibilities of that part of China, and it will not he many more years befors we begin to hour over bere of the coal and irgh industry of China." i To Cure a Cold In One Day. Take LasativeDromo Quinine Tabs refund oi

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