fe YEAR: 81 | THE MAM « ON hr -- |} WATCH... The Lampman's choice of a war hymn for the German army is that 'entitled: "A Day's March Nearer Home." Thexe were rumors in Kingston the Other night that the war was over, but it wads found that it was simply "over" in France, Some people are apt gays the Lampman, aré In this great war, The British and the Belgians are doing great scrapping, but without that main army of two million odd Frenchmen, and the magnificent French artillery il, would be "all day" with the allies. So when you are reading about the war, please do not forget the brave soldiers of old France, to forget, The son of one of the veterans, who have organized for home duty and notified the war lord of Canada thereof, tells the Lampman that his parent and the-rest of the old war- | riors are just playing a .grand stand game, and that when the war is over they will be on hand to demand an- other medal and a hundred-dollar grant, even if they do no more than play checkers in the basement of the town buildings. If nothing can be found for the Kingston veterans to do, after théw 80 urgently insist upon been given some duty to perform, the Lanipman thinks the minister of militia should at least make a lieutenant-colonel of each of them, and make Col. Hun- ter a general, There is a proverb which states that all men are liars. LyMg has al- ways been recognized as a trait of the Chinese, Now the celestials have become second to the Germans, whose war leaders can outlie any Chink, ' If tlie penitentiary convicts are permitted to read the war news, the Lampman imagines they must be ap- palled at the crimes the Germans are committing. It must make them Sore when they compare the shock- ing deeds done in France and Bel- gium in this year of grace, with the little violations of the law that have shut them up in Prison for years. If the municipality of Wolte Is- land 'thinks it should have a king, the ows that - James would be selected 16 wear the erown, Some principali- ties, as all in Jarritorial extent as PE 8| ome, bare had - millionaire ac- tor TW i on Wolfe Island, hag baronial blood of Normandy in his veins, he should be fit to ra crown. In fact he would look well with one upon his head. The Lampman notices that the is- landers hold James K. in gredt es- teem, and. that the men doff their hats to him when they meet him on the streets of Kingston. The Lampman is told that an old acquaintance, "Bill" Baillie, is the best marksman in the town rifle as- sociation. For a man of seventy odd years, this is something wonderful "Bill' Baillie {8 an old-time crack shot, who fired.in matches all over the province forty years ago and his aand and his eye have lost none of their cunning. He constitutes ample proof that the Osler chloroform the ory is all wrong, for he could bring down a German half a mile off every time. In view of things that have occur- red in France, the Lampman thinks that what are called "the rules ot war" should be revised, as they, are out of date. Every week, things are occurring that by all rules of war are impossible, or absurd, in the lan guage of Euclid, The "sodgers" of | Britain and France are ripping 'up these rulés of war as badly as they are the Germans, By the known and ordinary rules of war, the position of the allied army of 40,000 hungry men at Dettingen under King George Il, in 1743 was hopeless, and yu i! beat; a crack Wrench army of 70, 40, Again at Minden, 6,000 DLri.ash seaside that the French Haily Pitish TERR infantry attacked 'and routed 10,000 French cavalry, the finest in Europe. What occurred at Balaclava is well- known. Rules of war, like religious beliefs, need a little revision now and then. ~--THE TOWN WATCHMAN. The Determined Landlady. She wore a determined look she entered the chemist's shop. "Look here, young man, if a tall man with a red moustache come: and asks you for a prescription, youre got to let him have it!" "Really, madam, I , "No, you mustn't let on any account, 4 month, and thing to impro boarding at my man!" And with a as him have jt He's come here to: says he wants some ve his appetite. He's establishment, young muttered threat the landlady passed fro, the Shop, leaving the chemist's assistant pale and trembling, TWO YEARS OF TORTURE FROM STOMACH TROUBLE Cured by the Use of as Los. Pink Pills For P. 0 ways usually adopt-. There are "tw ion or ed. in trying to cure j stomach tropble--one the @ Wrong way other by using purgatives og the drugs waich only act locally and TUR causes more which in the lo eni whale Wa and distress by wea system. The other the right way is the Dr. Willigms' man- ner of ftreatment--that is to rnour- ish and build uv the gtommch by supplying plenty of new, rich, red bland Giva' the stomedh this, em needed supply of new blood end di tress will disappear and stay banish- ed forever. The new blood strength. ens the nerves of the stomach and gives it the necessary power. to di- gest food. * Thousahds bear Witness to' the value of the Dr. Willisms treatment through Fhe blood. Among them is the Rev. b. Nowlan, of Summerville, N.S, Po says : "1 cer- tainly have great reasom to recom- mend Dr. Williams' Pj Bil ls, a% they were the fheans o saving an) life. Till 1 reached the age of thir- ty I never knew what pain or sick- ness meant, but after that my stom: ach failed me and food of Ma ki caused untold distress. hee ind constipated and was fg Wh 2 tise injections daily. This went on ir about two years; 1 grew weaker and weaker; my weight fell off from Bie to 125 pounds; I had a had cough and appeared to be going into a decline. All this"time I was being treated by the best oi doctors but without the least benefit. Night ai- ter night I could 'get no sleep the pain and agony waw so severe. n consultation the doctors decided 1 was suffering from cancer of the sto- mach and advised an operation as ¢ means of saving my life. This I pe fused to undergo and hegan to look forward to an early death, Just then a friend advised me to try Ti. Williams' Pink Pills. I had no faith in any medicine and at first' refused, but my friend was so persigient that finally I gave in and purcliased half a dozen boxes. - By the time these were gone I felt much stronger and the distress was not so severe. continued their use and each ceeding box -wrought a marked im provement in my condition till by the time I had taken a dozen boxes every pain and ache had leit me; my strength increased; my weight was back where it was before I was ill; [ had a good appetite and was com pletely cured. In - the years that have elapsed since I used the Pills not -a twinge of the trouble has returned. To me Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are the greatest medicine op earth and I never lose an opportun ity in recommending them to othe sufferers, for 1 feel that were it not for their use I would have 'been in my grave long ago." What Dr. Willams' Pink Pills did for Rev. Mr. Nowlan they have done for thousands of others and will do for you if ailing. They mot. only cure cases of stomach trouble, * but rheumatism, partial paralysis, heart palpitation, St. Vitus dance and al' other troubles that have their ori: gin in a bad condi of the blood and nerves.: The la ave sold by medicine dealers ror by mail at 50c. a box or six boxes fo Plo ue ow The Dr. Williams' ke suc Brockville, Ont. At That Jeft Saved a Trip K WISE AND OTHERWISE a girl doesn't mind chapped if the right chap'is respensible. 13 0 I lips t to for Men who have apolo for should being on earth. nothing else apologize If your heart prompts yon to do a good deed, do it immediately before you have heart failure. ofan Perfectly Adjustable, "I put my reliance in the wisdom of the plain people," said Senator Sorghum. % "But suppose the plain people do not buppen to agree with you?" "Theu I refuse 10 be influenced by the clamor of the thoughtless crowd." Washington Star. personality between Balzac Woman a man and the angels, Honor to women! They. twine and weave 'the foses of heaven into the life of man. Schiller. Woman is a miracle of divine con- tradictions Micheelet., masterpiece Woman is a fucus. There is on earth no greater trea- sure or more desirable possession for a man than a woman who truly loves him.--Sainte Foi pearl is the image of purity, pear. The Wiha Bourdon. vid a3 pier waan tie Men have sight, women insight Vietor Hugo Ww. asted. Con- | She--No, . Reginald, yous needn't strain yerself wit' politeness. 1 ain't got_candy in this bag. An Early Start. Eve---Are you and I the only peo- ple on earth? Adam Yes; I guess we shall 1ave to pad our.census-if we want 6 make much 6f a showing St Louis _Globe Democrat. Knew His Part. Singleton Have you decided shat you are going to call the baby, id man? Wedmore--Yes; I'm going to call um whatever my wife names him. In. The Wheat Belt, "Do._you ever hire actors to help arvest?" "Been in the vaudeville egit?"" asked the farmer. "What difference does that make? "A man 'who has been in a four ict play expects to do more work than the hero of a twenty-minute ketch." Kansas City Journal. The other day young woman teacher took eight of her pupils through the Museum of Natural His- ory. "Well, my boy, where did you 30 with your teacher thisafternoon'? isked the mother of one of them on nis return. With joyous promptness, 1e answered, 'She took us to a dead sireus." ----Christian Register. or the a In Praise of Women. Oh, if the loving closed heart of a good. woman should -open before a man how much controlled tenderness to the Front CON, AS WE'RE MERE (N £1 ROP WE MIGHT AS WELL | \ | i NOT QE PIKERS AND GT [ INTO THE WAR OURSELVES HAPARTIALLTY T'LL TOM THE GERMAN Ta ARMY GacD IDEA! , So' Yo SHow QUR wis we OTHER how many dumb virtues would be seen repos- ing 2d liatefulest, T bed ¥ that Bos L mice, Vv what makes you ask a fool question like I say American, develop a dairy feeding her, and dair; ly t The dair thei £0 out of business as to try iop when they let them rear their calves. Light rem ticed imp ing. tion, that fire erywhere, fect tinuons, Ce keep on their of 1 age for catt country R mor mea turn, When cows are grown and the pro ducts sold little when these craps are fed to mals they reve U men land, of the River Medway, that the a cent shall be held on the waters of Med meeting is always held in the hold of a barge above Rochester Bridge. "The business of this annual court is to consider matters affecting the Medway oyster fisheries and the let- | ting Indigestion Arising From Dr. Chase's Ais Tntat Pills. In the western provinces, where sc man and Dr. ease strength. idea Chase's Kidney- the M Eastburg, Alta., writes: --"For about ten tion, indigestion, headache and lan guid or t porary Chase's Kidney-Liver Pills, and wit} mos have disappeared, regular habits es tabl muc pill deal Lim ARMY Seid MP LY crm Te AD oF EACH OTHER ALL OVER EURCPE cis WE MIGHT ASWELL SAYE OURSEL "ves vRouaLE OF Gomme TO S0 ton *r'ransecript. Jttle Pitchers--Well, ch better. I ean speak highly of Kidney-Liver Pills, as we have bot! been greatly benefited by. them." veiled sacrifices and there! --Richter. Not What He Meant. ' ohnny-- Yeu're the 'meanest, spitefulest thing T know. And you're the crab- T Hun The Que mor ommy est, ugliest "aflier-- Boys, Your mother boys! ia in You forget the room | the ine not The Pitchers Again. ittle Pitchers Can you Mrs. Gabby? isitor--For the land sakes, catch child [Stra that? I heard ma you were an old cat.-- Baltimore | CON8 elem Only One Way, the Otd There is only one way in which to cow, apart from and that is to milk her, there is no way in which a good y cow will be ruined more quick- han by letting her raise her calf. re are a few stud breeders of y caitle' here who do not milk r cows, but they might as well to deve- the dairy qualities of their cows thed whit with chur hold your | was mad gran more burning of underbrush forest litter had been in India. with the idea that it roves conditions for teak grow- Now, after lengthy investiga- the India forest official say the fires are harmful; that full protection must be extended ev- and that, to be really ef- this protection must be con- to ove prac- | They migl Th Que the whe ive, Rev. 1d heifer calf "ou ry wo arms every €nt or prospective breeding Den't sell the heifer calves Keep them to raise more They are needed this pre niost chur phys rank veal le in gical In livestock always produce | | { aising e wealth ns greater brings of greg closi one aa : he soil is impoverished and | : soon is received, whe reas | £0 Wd good ani Th in a great deal more | soil is impoved in the ccuntry investment, which, in In greater revenue. revenue bring nue and the view of G ed. I as Mayor An Admipal. nder an ancient act of parlia- t the mayor of Rochester, E for the time being is admiral and it was in capacity that he presided over nnual Admiralty Court held ¥e- The act says that the court the the ment man man from the 1 and throv Hi ly. Way above bridge, and so bean ever ie e hris an of fishery leases. : and Headaches ipation, Cured its Bstablished by ure ies vd Reenter mn ubl 1eav Viv act y thou ds live far from doctor: drug stores, very many rely on Chase's medicines fo cure dis and intain health anc his letter gives some what perfect control Di [Aver Pills exert ove: most common ills of life rs. H. K. Hewer, farmer's wife vith of ony nyt arg is h years 1 suffered from constipa ye tw tem Lr feelings. 'Ireatment from hree doctors afforded only relief, so I turned to In hey t satisfactory results. Headaches nt ished and general health ver) Both my husband ang Dr. Chase's zeth ike y 1 heen who ng Mon One a dose, 25c a box, 5 for $1.00, al) ers, or Edmanson, Bates & Co. ited, Toronto. THINGS FRENTH ATHER ~E GC Praan ARMY FH TING EACH CHASING Be TRE FRonr AND - Methodist church he bulletin up in the Joined in with a gation. voices in the Queen street choir nd Some old worshippers choirs team, haired a large en twice burning winter day. reared, Methodist he Rey clergyman, what with the pised the C vork of Hugo was himself nocrat printed ency mperial of new vere exceptional. nore.-.numerous than small teeping the INGSTON, ONTARIO, SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, The Stranger at Church PAA mm mm in which "Old sung, -made entered the | last Sabbath | al { he lusty manner dredth" was being Stranger, as he en street church ning, wonder if it 3 was visiting, If time had been a little slower and number of the musical selection been marked "Hymn 50" on the choir loft, the nger might have thought he had Presbyterian congre- There are certainly lusty A Polgnant Anecdote. "The great fault of American ser vants is familiarity. To be familiar is to be inefficient. A familiar cook is as inefficient as a pessimist doe- tor.' The speaker, Mrs. Boardman Har- riman, is perhaps the most brilliant conversationalist in New York-- a fact which renders more poignant this anecdote. "I had a cook," she . continued, "whom I tried to break of her over- familiarity. What was the result? The cook, discussing me in the ser- vants, hall, said: I don't say she's a bad mistress, but she's a woman of only one idea. Why, I can't never set her to talk of a single thing but eating." --Phi- ladelphia Bulletin. iN GASH G1ven To Bove: GInié The Great War Puzzle 16]10]20]7 12 15 1111511] A Great English General Kinz Grasshoppers. The champion aeronaut is the king grasshopper, which has the ability 10 jump 100 times its length, It can also sail for 1000 miles befdre the wind. Those grasshoppers some- times go in such nunibers that they make a cloud 2000 miles in extent. Its great front lip hides a pair of Jaws as effective as a hay chopper, and it has an appetite as voracious as that of a hippopotamus. A young chick finds itself shut inside the egg shell and must work its way out alone, but the young grasshoppers find themselves----the whole nestful ----shut in a hardened case in the ground made by their mother, and it takes a half dozen of them work- ing together. to dislodge the lid which shuts them in. National Geo- graphical Bulletin. regation, and it is not the young ent that can sing the loudest. can roar out prais in very melodious voice. men are not usually wanted in anymore than on baseball but down in St George's ca- ral there are exceptions, as some e-haired men sing the service the choir. In the Queen street ch, The Stranger noted two grey male songsters who could their own with thé best of the 18 fellows "Old Hundredih'" a mark for them; they fairly e a meal if it. It y a d psalm to sing on a Sabbath 1ing when the sun is shining and congregation i 'gatheged music swells forth in' volume. Stranger street since it was rebuilt of the old church some bout the year 1885 on a col 1 | After the new edifice was recalls the pastorates of Richard Whiting, a grand old preacher, and also .that of Salem Bland, the ianié who to-day is one of the forceful men in the Canadian Wh Salem Bland lost in| he gained in mind for he as one of the greatest theolo thinkers in the country the reading of the 60th chapter | aiah, Dr. Bland brought the con rati ox out of the clouds when in | ng remarked that this .was | of the unfulfilled prophecies, but time f fulfillment woul 12]4[20]20] 6 [15[18]12]20] 5 [19] be a England's Best Defence its ut stianity ' hand-- 'The Greater | at ban res [1sT8Te[17[10]15[ 115] 1e Stranger had_been wéndering What the nations depend on the Orangemen in. a religion | ([1]4]11]7 [15] Protestantism, a religion | England's Friend was '"'made in Germany;"' of 'the fact that all othér things | * What words or names do the figures spell? The magic circle will tell you. erman make are being discard- | jut Dr. Bland showed that just | Roman religion and govern Each number in the words called for above stands for a letter of the alphabét. When all the num. bers in each word are found and placed in proper rotation you wil the word asked for. What words or names do the figures spell? That is the puzzler for bright girls and boys. were based upon ancien Ro institutions, so the older Ger How to solve this great puzzle the magic circle and you will see that each | dots because it is the gecond letter of Protestantism was different wection has a number and Sontule & sertin aimbed the new world Protestantism, atter having been Americanized ot dota. in the wocds above each number the magic circle, The -- made greater force for good | € section of | tione of "on FR turn each stand for a letter in the | a er is 1 the ity 1e had not been in the church more than He reealis| he ch ique, he in | a the des- take in Was a Rad as ser- the Afri th 8s allusion to the part African negro would hristianity yet to be tiful one The African delighted to serve, and is the greatest quality of tian religion, would the net otcupy a high place the Master? THE STRANGER ighout the, world. the letter by counting the nom ber the section. 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