YEAR 81 NO. 235 S------ THE MAN WATCH... The Lampman does not hear of any Queen's professors tearing up their German university degrees, al- though he has heard some of them saying some warm things about the faderland. So Sam Hughes, Canada's war lord, has smiled upon the Kingston veterans, And well he might, for some of them could give him cards and spades in woodcraft and in the use of the gun when ducks and deer are. in season. Samuel should have taken some of them to the woods with him when he was on his little holiday. . The Lampman has been asked why land in Kingston is assessed higher in this bad financial year than it was in 1913, which was a year of prosperity in comparison. He is unable to reply to this conundrum, and referred his questioners to the town assessor. If Queen's has lost a German pro- fessor, it has got back a good Scotch one in the person of the arts dean whom the Lampman is glad to see in his place once again, looking hale and hearty, and able to explain to the Queen's students what Is meant by "German Culture," No doubt the dean would declare that the "cultlire'" of the: Germans is something to be dealt with by bac- teriologists. Now that the czar of Russia has changed the name of St. Peters- burg because it had the taint of Germanism about it, the Lampman thinks it fs up "to the Frontenac county council to knock out all the "burgs" in its domains, beginning with Pittsburg. It's a wonder that the Country Club and the golfers have not started a petition to the rurzl legislative body. The Lampman hears of a former Kingston young man, who not long ago secured a government position by saying "Yes.Sir"", in reply to a question asked him by the chief of 4his particular government depart- ment, The chief engaged him on the spot, for he regarded as a verti- able treasure a young man who not only had brains but knew how to address his superiors. The garbage man in the only one When the Liver Gets Torpid There 'Is Nothing Like Dr. Chase's « Kidney-Liver Pills to Sét it Right. Mrs. C, L. Cook, 248 Tenth street, Brandon, Man., .writes:--'1 have used Dr. Chase's Kidney-Liver Pills for the last four years for liver trou- ble, and can say that I have had great satisfaction and help from them. I find that I do not need any doctor if I use them when the liver gets torpid, and believe that they are exactly suited for my case. My hus- band has used them for kidney trou- ble with good results, and my daugh- ter in Winnipeg has been helped a great deal by the use of these pills. We say 'we can't keep house without them, and have cheated the doctors here out of a good many visits. 1 think Dr. Chase's medicines are just the thing, and have recommended "them to many people who have used them with good results." By keeping the' liver active and the bowels regular Dr. Chases Kid- sey-Liver Pills prevent and cure such disorders as biliousness, constipation chronic indigestion and - headache. One pill a , 26¢c a box, 6 for $1; all dealers, or Edmanson, Bates & Co., Limited, Toronto. mander of the German right wing, | peated atta ened with envelopment, v SH Ibs, who is permitted to leave the back gate open. He is monarch of all he surveys just now, for every houge- holder is just erazy after him. A war hero could not be more in de- mand. Kingston housewives are so glad to see him step upon premises that they accord him more liberties than the hired girl does the iceman. " A Portsmouth councillor tells the Lampman .that his municipality would not treat jail prisoners as they do in Kingston. Because a man has no money to pay a drunk fine, he should not be paraded in burles- que garments to the view of the pub- lic. Real criminals are better treated in the. Portsmouth prison. This councillor would like to know if a man looks any worse on the street intoxicated than -he does in public view on Court avenue in rai- ment that makes him feel degraded. "Why is the British empire united and the church divided? The Lamp- man would like to know if all the preachers are doing what they can to further unity. Let's have a free- for-all Sabbath this autumn and Jet the Lampman arrange the exchange preaching schedule. Then one would see the depth of .sincerity in the unity cry. --THE TOWN WATCHMAN. AN IMPORTANT FIGURE. Has Been Steadily Forced Back by the Allies. GEN. VON KLUCK General Aleander von Kluck, com- who has fought hard against the re- gis of the allies, hut has forced back and threat- 5 'born at Munster, Westphalia, in 1846. He be- 'ame a colonel on January 27th, 1896, and a lieutenant general in 1902. He commanded the Fifth army corps in 1807. He was raised to the nobility in 1909 He is one of the most important figures in the great battle now raging in France. been steadi How To Make A Cherry Pie, Willie had resigned his position in the big bakery, where he had lab- oréd in the pie department, and had gone to work in a corpenter"s shop for smaller wages The social in- vestigator, having heard about Wil- lie, questioned him. "Aren't you sorry you left the bak rry and come to this shop?" she asked kindly "No"m," Willie answered quickly "But you get less money,' "Yes'm."" " "Twaz this way." explained Wil lie, "It hurt my mouth. 1 wuz in de ple part, re cherry pie part, an' 1 had to stone cherries. An' dey've got a rule over there dat all de hoks has to whistle all de time dey's workin', so as to show dey ain' eatin' no cherries." wise peo If you would be regarded as all 'you have to do is to hand ple the advice they want. A man's house is his oastls he puts it in nis wife's name Faith is what a woman thinks she believes because she believes it. until their ! -to play, a certain mn' KINGSTON, ONTARIO, SATURDAY, RELICS OF THE GERMAN RETREAT. Some visitors 10 the baitlefield relies. AT THE GRAND. "Peg O0' My Heart" on Thanksgiving Day. On Thanksgiving Day, matinee and night, the Grand Opera House will have J. Hartley Manners' "delightful comedy of youth, "Peg | 0' My Heart," in which Oliver Moroseo is sending here with his newest and youngest leading lady, Marion Dent Jer, to interpret the name part. The scenes of the play are laid in a well-known \ summer colohy in England, the home of the Chiches ters. They are a proud unnatural family and have accepted the re sponsibility of "educating Peg, an un known niece, for no other reason thar The tmgent of the that is offered. Peg, on the other hand, is a jolly, impetuous girl, with fascinating brogue. She has been raised whole-hearted father, and she arrives in the Chichéster with her Irish dog, Michael, sho shocks the family, first by her ap pearance and then by her manners Her unfamiliarity with the modes of living--her ready wit, and her curious antics, cause many humorous situa tions throughout the play need income a by her when homg Marie Tempest Coming. Goes First," the Arthur Jones comedy 'which Miss Marie Tempest presents at the Grand on Thursday, Oct: 15th, will appeal to the Canadian sense of hu mor quite as irresistable as it has to the British during the long en gagement of the piece at the Play house in London. The chief ' pro tagonists of "Mary Goes First" are two ladies whom Arnold Bennett would haVe delighted » to One of the ladies is a lady. The oth er lady is not a lady. But. the lad; is not a lady lady. Thurston Coming. the magician, will ap pear at the Grand on. Friday and Saturday evenings, Oct. 16th. and 17th, and Saturday matinee, in his inimitable . performance of magic. He will be assisted by a company of twenty-six | people, including a troupe of foreign pantominists imported spe cially for Mr. Thurston's sensational feature, "The Phantoms of a Parisian dramatic playlet "Mary new Henry who iv a r Thurston, Studio," a weird An Easy Way Out Two Philadelphia children were playing in the space before Marie's house. Marie remembered the teach- ing of her parents but she wished game, and her wished to play companion, Henry, another, "See here, Mari¢ 'you ought to play know I am your ought to do what I While she quite - realized truth of what Henry said, Marie teluetant to give him his way a moment's reflection she said "Let's go over to your Henry." Henry you you caid my game visitor, and want to do the was After home, A number of German rifles are seen in the foreground. delineate. | of the battle of the Marne picking "COMME Who Objects To Ontario Having a Berlin. Wilhelm A--Antechrist goon to see his finish B--Berlin, good citizens province, - But will not be a winner. (--("hampions "of civilization, Briton and the Gaul. P-Destruction of historic cathe- dral of Rheims an outrage against humanity. Berlin 'brutes shall pay for this yet, Ji--En avant! Soldats ! F--Fare forth to the fight fleur-de-lys and the rose. Ge--dimllant sires live still Ont., no doubt has like the rest of the the name, henceforth, the for the in their ONS, H--Homies of age and youth violated, destroyed by drunken demons. In descendants of Bayard and of for reparation Joffre and all ve peace and purity of Blake we trust J--Jellicoe and hrave men. K--Keep alight and alive Freedom's fires and the honor valor of your respective races. I.--let cash at home sustain cour- age abroad M--Matried men, they say, make the best troops. . N--Night, marches with "colicky in fantry" up in arms have inured them sorts of strategy and endur- proud and to all ance, O---One dollar was all a woman little wants, needful front minus many his things. On hearing of she sent him "eighty" cents. Proud to do so, and Q--Quite content to face [ture with what remained R--Regaining nationhood. in sight {for erushed Poland and other long | trodden lands | .S---Sabre slashing, {this horrible tragedy. | T---Trenchant blade, a timely aid trinmph University of Louvain offered | hospitality by Cambridge It's acts like this. warms our heart, toward Britain | V--Verlines | who made short work of "that" | Teutonic night hawk prowling over | the French line of defence Ww Water of blood, appalling It is, i | | | | | the fu a feature the famed will renovate the face of the earth X are the at the good Vv cent sight and worse! looked after troop and Xtremely well British and French front. Plenty of food Nothing left to_chance Your other men enter homes and after killing helpless children The Huns ZACCHEUS. inno- didn't do sometimes. after marrying a considered . a like %o throw | { | | |. And { man catch a oft once woman' would the hook and she take him hin hack When a looka miserabln i wise man can't. fell whether of a broken heart girl even it or ia because an vehing com A word to the unwise is wasted Pitish lad whose husband had gone to the] of | aviator, | grab everything in| women | good, | ¢ OCTOBER 10, 1914 i Told In Twiligh * - * Continued From Page Two. A Dutch luncheon, which was very much enjoyed, at' the Country Club, on' Thursday, had for its guests Mrs. BE. L' Fortt, Mrs. Murray Kirke Green, Mrs. Douglas Hammond, Miss Hilda Kent and Miss Mildred Jones. » - * . Mrs. Howard N. Marshall will re- ceive for the first time since her marriage with Mrs. John Marshall, 68 Colbourne street. On Wednes- day, Oct 14th, from four to six. - -. . Mrs. R. T. Walkem, of B.U., is the guest of Mrs Harrie street. Miss Mignon Telgmann guest of her parents a few week, when she came to Peterboro to play at the evening cital of the Ladies' Musical Club. Miss 'Mary Chalmers, has been staying with Mrs. Arthur Craig, Al bert street, for a couple of days this week, returned to Swith's Falls terday. Dr. A Master Winnett, Bagot will I'hanksgiving in .London with Mr, and Mrs. Winnett . Vancouver, R. Waldron, was the days this town from re who ves Bert spend W. Winnett and street, = Mahood, Gore New York this the guests of '. - and Mrs, George returned from where they George Eade Arthur Martin, of Foronto, is the holiday with .his father, Martin, Clergy street. Mrs. Bruce Strachan and Josephine, who have been Mr and' Mrs. Archibald at the customs house, left, for their home in kly, Mr street, week, Mrs Mr spending Mr. W. ( Mr and little Mis visiting Strachan, on Thursday, Minn Miss Olivia Bute who has been vis- iting Miss Dorothy Miteh€éll in Lon- don, is now staying at the Frontenac with her grandparents, Mr. and Mrs Bute, of Houston, Texas -. * - - Miss Ethelwya Macgowan is home from St. Agnes school, Belleville, to spend the holiday with her parents, Mr. and Mrs, George A. Macgowan, Barrie street. Mr. Arthur Turner of Toronto, is in town for Thanksgiving. Mrs. David Laidlaw, Earl street, returned from Montreal on Wednes- day. Major Ernest Hubbell, of Ottawa, is the guest of his mother," Mrs. Hub- bell, Bagot street. Miss Bessie Robertson, Union | street, left to-day for Ottawa to vis- it Mrs. Edward Low, for the Drink water-.ow wedding, which takes Place next Wednesday. i i - * - were - anfiounced of Dainty Yates, of New youngest daughter of the late Mrs. Octavius Yates, of King ston, M ce. W. J, Dickinson, of lombay, India, the marriage to take place in Bombay' some time in Novem I'he bride, has many friends Kingston, is Mrs. Rich Hooper. Tale of K. of K. Probably the most talked-of-man just now is Lord Kitchener, and many are the stories that are being retold of him. One of the best | acteristic of these is told of his cam- paign in the Soudan It appears | that Kitchener became tired of hav ing his messengers snipped by the enemy, he therefore ordered that a telephone wire should be laid across a certain stretch of desert. As Kit chener had ordered it of course it had to be done, but there was much shoulder shrugging about it, for it was felt that after the enemy had the engagement is Misa York, Dr. and to who a. sister her in urd of A and most char got over his awe for this new device | {they wonld cut the. wire. And this i& what happened and again Kitchener never plained, he simply ordered the wir es to be repaired. Later on' the learned to their intense surprise and admiration, that Kitchener had { caused the real wire to be laid un derground. time com Even the many with a constitution of iron is apt.to get rusty. A pessimist is a fellow who expects to be turned down every time he turns up. but The dog days are over; not the dogs of war days Investing Paris might after all turn out to be a poor investment. Self Control. Applewoman at Street Corner Some people 'ave laid in "undreds of pounds' worth of stores. Well, Mrs. Green, I don't stick meself up as perfect, but I'm a bit too patrio- tic to go buying things like that.-- The Tatler. A Chesterfield. shoulder-shruggers SS PAGES 9 TO 14 "Who's sick at your house 7' "Everybody except me. I'd been naughty, so they wouldn't give me any of the nice mushrooms papa pick- ed in the woods."--Uurrent Opinion. Perhaps. "Oh, doctor, I have sent for you, certainly; still I must confess that I have not the slightest faith in mod- ern medical science." "Well," said the doctor, "that doesn't matter in the least. You see, a mule has no faith in the veterinary surgeon, and yet he cures him all the same," The Explanation Man. de explanation: man, he around a-talking strong; words he uses soun's like dey « five or six feet long. : He talks so ornamental dat you has a great desire To drop yoh daily work an' stan' an' listen an' admire. 0, com» De You kin ax 'im any question dat yon chance to have on hand; His answer will be mos' {oq fine foh you to understand. AH He will tell you "bout'de taxes an'. cost of what you eat "bout de wars dat fill de world wii sorrow so complete. An' But wif all dis_ conversation, "bout de mos' dat he can say Is dat men jes' keep on fightin' ar dey's got de tax to pay. Though he's very informatious an' he does 'de bes' 'he can, You never gets much comfort fum de explanation man. HAD ECZEMA 20 YEARS. 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