The Dail i y "© THE MAN 0 WATCH...., The hunting season opens on ine Sabbath, and the Lampman supposes the churches will be pretty scantily attended on the morrow by the male population. § Who'll defend Kingston in the event of 4 winter invasion? Why the veterans, assisted by the hockay players of the | town,' if the 14th homieguard a the student soldiery are found wanting. The Lampman wonders if the uni- versity German club will give a per- formance in aid of the patriotic fund and present a German "culture!" pro- gramme, If the war continues, the game of bridge will be very lonesome, for the ladiés are too busy this autumn knitting for the soldiers to give any witention to that pastime. "Bridges" are few and far between for which the preachers are sald to be thank- ful. The Lampman hopes that the town" schoolmarms learned some- thing about "Germany's Place in Modern Culture," on which topic' a Queen's professor was to dilate for their edification. Once Gérmany had a place in culture, but she has no place in "modern culture." \: -- The Lampman has heard of a lady who bought an artiele in a Kingston store, and after using it, she four marked on the bottom the fatefut words: "Made in Germany'. intention of using fhe article as a garbage receptacle. Complaints reach the Lampman about short-weight goods. A towne gn wants to Know if fifteen ounces mhke a pound in wartime The Lampman's advice was to try anoth- er dealer for sixteen ounces still made a pound, excluding the p wrapping. If German generals are to be court-martialled and shot for mis- takes and defeats, the Lampman nos minates the kaiser as an eligible Wilhelm is the master bungler - ot Germany, but as "the king can do no wrong', the Prussian still lves, oe 1 Those people are living in fool's paradise who for a minute imagine that the moral condition of King- ston {8 éxen ta. be. . rated as fair, Town Councilman Nickle knows wane. Whereo! peaks, says the Lamp- "oman, an "when he becomes mayor some day, look out for a clean-up campaign. THE TOWN WATCHMAN A tales . "Cellist Reported Shot Returns Home Chicago, Ott. 21.--Bruno Steindel widely known as a 'cellist, reported shot as a épy ia Burope, returned to his home here to-day He caught the last train out of Paris for Berlin, and, having had training as a 'soldier, tried to enlist in the kaiser's army, but was re- fured he'had passed the rge limit of 45 yedrs, he said. FEEL FINE ! KEEP BOWELS ACTIVE, STOMACH SWEET AND HEAD CLEAR No odds how bad your liver, sto- mach or bowels; how much your head aches, how miserable and uncomfort- able you are from constipation, indi- gestion, . biliousness and clogged-up howels--vyou always get the desired re- sults with Usscarets. : 'They end the headache, hiliounsness, dizziness, nervousness, sick, sour gassy --A-------- SCARETS WORK WHILE YOU SLEER That' s What Yo She | Was 80 angry that she declared her aper i murgeres | ACTORS BEGGED _JGBS Wanted To Come With Cyril Mande To America London, Oct. 31.--Cyril Maude and his compan have sailed for New York by the steamer Lapland, to in- | augurate the world tour lasting tvo He will open in the « United and will proceed to Canada, itinerary including Montreal. "Grumpy," "The Second in. "om mand" and other favorite light com edies and farces will be played. In terviewed beiore leaving London Mr. Maude stated that he was looking forward to visiting Canada again, where 80 much of his vouth was spent. He had been bombarded with applications irom actors and ac tresses desiring to acdompany 'him, as the theatrical profession iz suffering acutely here, owing to the war. The substition™ of matinees for night performances, owing to the whalesale darkening of Y andas for fear of wer ial raids, has not proved attractive KINGSTON, ONTARIO, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 31, 1914 for business, and has resulted in decrease of the already depleted tronage. a pa- Worse To. Come The regular trombone player of a Scottith orchestra was laid up with a cold, and the conductor reluctant- Iy accepted the serviees of a brass band amateur He was a little | doubtful,' however, as to the suit- ability of his substitute After the first performance new player asked the conductor he had done { The tenduetor replied that he had {done preity fairly. but that perhaps jie would do better next night The newcomer eveing him grate , fully answered; | "Man, ye see, musje is | { strange tae nie the nicht, and I'm no | | | the how | the j Just shair o't yer, but you wait tae the ane mory"s nicht, hear the fiddles an' yve'll no { 0 fa" | { uate Ses aiy | Absentminded. | Cla Conkling tels of 4 man Lyons who had long boarded at restaurant, but finally time when he was caught by the gracious of a young woman. | The wedding passed off Just like any! other wedding hut/the next day be ing a very busy one for hubby, he! forgot all 'about being married and at dinner time he ejtered the res- taurant and took his seat at his ac-| "ustomed place. It was not umdil he was half thraugh with his dinner that the idea occurred to him that | he was married and his wife prob- ibly hq dinner waiti for him at home Kansas City 1 rk a there came a: si Good At Figures, { Wi not prone to overex- | ertion in the classroom; therefore, | bis nether was both surprised and | delighted when he came home one oobn with the announcement: "1 got 100 this morning." { "That's lovely, Sammy!" exclaim-| ¢d his proud mother, and she kissed | him tenderly. "What was it in?" "Fifty in reading and 6Gfty 'rithmetic." Sammy in Mr. and Mrs. V. S. Rhyndress, Calgary, Alta., announce the mar- riage of their daughter, Miss Vera | Fern, to Herbert G. Humble, son of captain and Mrs. C. Humble Thomas Gilbert: Cook has been ac- | quitted of the charge of murdering Willfam S. Crawford, a former resi- dent of Balderson, at Wainwright, Alta, in May last. Smith's Falls bas purchased a new town clock. | stomach. fhey cleanse your Liver and Bowels of all the sour bile, foul gases and constipated matter which is producing the misery. A Cascaret to- night will straighten you out by mom- ing--a l0-cent box keeps your head clear, stomach sweet, liver and bowels regular, and you feel cheeriul and bully for months, 1 A the Battle of the Mame took place. hand encounter with the Germans, the shell that killed him. body of the French Zouave be A STINGING REBUKE s PATRONAGE WITHDRAW N BE- | CAUSE EMPLOYEES LET GO. Big Cheque Returned -- Prince of Wales "Fund Did Not Want Money | Wrang From Clerks, jand she would 1s Sure \ has heretofore 4 ad {and think there is nothing to | pare ite discharged \ 1e cheque was sent ck and t patronage taken from the firm The problem in England is to j pauperizing the unemployed, den placed on private charity is all it can stand: Both in the case of the Prince of Wales and of Queen Mary's | funds, the principle is to provide ployment rather t} to m 1 idle, While some received an artificial stimulus the war, "others have. heer close. It is the aim of. t to induce employers to } ness gomg, to discharg. consciences by giving to their own actions have made 1 indus Pmden Coals At Sea. Cardifi, Wales, Oct. 31.--One ex- | planation of how the German cruiser | Emden is able to keep at sea with-] out putting into ports for coal is] contained in a cahlegram received from Colombo, Ceylon, by the owa- | ers of the steamer Exford, one oi.| the vessels captured by the Fmden | The cablegram reported the safe ar rival at Colombo of the captain and crew of the Exford and added that | the commander of the Emden an f nounced before he sank the Exiord | that he intended to take on the cruiser the 7.000 toms of codl with .which the FExiord laden board | steam } was -- Rev. A. B. and Mrs. Johnstor the recipients of an addr of preciation and a bag of silver at 'he parsonage of Nokomis, Sask. the ev ening of August 15th The occasion of the celebration of the twenty-fifth anniversary of their weddi thus thoughtfully taken of by a loviiig people A happy event took place at home of Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Wood, Ameliasburg, when their daugh Mabel Pearl, was married to Bn were ap | was | advantage | the LD. Fox, Rednersville u Get For Thinking w i : r ras AND wHAT WERE You JUST THINKING? ~---- $2 NES, Tt Colrivarng Tar FOR THE Gres seene. of carnage on the Barey Road leadin, The road cide that of a Ge | ford | weather sets in, | rough, watery patches. which { long i lord ; ; derful ointment quickly relieved | viate: Allied Troops Ocenpy { Kamerun, os COPYRIGHT_UNDERWOOD & UNDERWOOD, Nv A SCENE OF DESOLATION g to Etropilly where of It was here that the Freuch infantry The photo shows one of the French was strewn with the dead ¢ of the fiercest engagements of and Zouves engaged in a hand 10 's lying in the cavity made by of both sides, as can be seen by #he t of the pictar®, METZ FOR THE FRENCH | GERMANY TRIED 164 CONCLUDE INDIVIDUAL PEACE f and dying han infantryman on the 1 «AND HANDS WITH SORES {OVEREIL Yam-Buk Worked Complete Cure, Mrs FP. Watson Drummond, of I'het Mines, Que., writes : "Every fall three Years, as soon as cold my daughter's be covered for f teport Comes From Paris--The Ob. face wit} before ject Was to Separate F rance From Great Britain and Russia. and hands would would would turn itch into nasty and smart terribly suffer in this way to spring, Nothing we | YH a did her any good until | om the allies, using Zam-Buk. Thi won tha sores ¢ : 5 5h These London, Oct. 31.--The Daily Chron from fall ould get wrted view of detaching France Germany made an of fer to conclude peace on the oi the cession of Metz and possibly a portion of Alsace to France I'he of according the correspondent, | was rejected. \ wounded British of an basis fritation. We persevered with and to our great delight orked a complete cure. 1 Zam-Buk for cuts and lex, to it lave alse soldier tells 4 experience which recalls grim 'experience of Balzae Co and which also illustrates severity of the fighting I'his soldier sais he fight tart mand burns tory com the B with it." a For eczema, piles, abscesses, ulcers cuts, burns, bruises, or any skin dis jury, Zam-Buk unequal \s soon as applied, it commen its work of healing, quickly the pain, and builds up healthy tissue. At all druggists and stores, or from Zam-Buk Co., Toronto, 50¢. per box. See the name on the box and refuse All substitutes. haber {he remembered the became cade led ces or 18 the of a fierce hen many hbars When he re his ® was and he had an awful feeling vation When he tried to realized that he was in a buried benenth a pile of Germ British dead. I'he enemy had AFRICA nd. eventually the soldier was able crawl to-the next line of trenches, } in alle his a new Or lank weed senses morning ol sulig move he trench, an SUCCESS IN Kdoa Gallant Fight Paris, Oct. 31 A despatch to th Havas Agency from Bordeaux report received here from Ger Dobell, commanding the French 's operati against the German | atorial West Afri Sgys two France-English olumng occupied Edoa, October 26 OVA alter fighting in wii the | 1 allied showed great brav "Edea is an\ important railre station on the Salanga, 90 miles frp the ? sent to the rear. of the allies' arm: wns are frankly 4 fear is the Indian troops. The charge aral f for sistible, and on several occasions not awaited the fled, throwing screaming rmans have hut guns that aught, have their and in rror ih ttle action, hard want to be in every bit insist on charging with knives at ery oppor Indians hey and and are coast vonets tunity \ Baby of the Allies. Montreal, Oct. The aniunce ment made that Madan Phitippe Roy, the Canadia: sioner general in Paris, birth to a son, who has beer hristened George Albert, after the kings of Great Britain and Belgium HORSES FOR ENGLAND. 21 here wife is -- of New York Veterinary Will Buy 50,. 000 Animals, York, Oct. 31.--Dr n Potter, a velerinary surgeon who 18 made a specialty of furnishing and all sorts of animals for in circuses and on the stage, an yesterday, that he had re an order from representatives the British government fcr 30, horses, and that he would leave once for East St. Louis, I., tn the animals together - = here are more than 5,000,000 ] in the United States," said he I "so that no shortage of 8 ' them need be feared" The demand is sent direct tothe diseased pasts by the | for horses abroad is only one indica: Improved Blower, Heals the ulcers ition of many that will soon experi ears the air, , stops dr. Nb . , V throat and perv nce an era ol prosperity in a great many lines directly affected by the iy cures Catarch and Hay Fever Be. a box: Méwer free. Accept no ar, which will more than off-set the depression caused in other lines." commi ha given John Mar Edwin Dest, Soperton, has pur Cs Latimer farm near G intends to. take possess ue in the spring Frederick Walter Dickson San vell, son the late Rev. R Ww Samwell, died en Monday at Peace |at River Crossing, Alta. | wet ed, of beef norses Potter, substitutes. All dealers or Edmanson, | Bates & Co., Limited, Toronto, ! 0, You , You "Poor SimP, Have nT : GOT ANY LAP AT ALL to restrain in i { | When the baby { sorts give him Baby's Own ; | Stipatibn and indigestion; cure colds, | Paris correspondent asserts that | allay | healthful | Mrs. F { "I have used Baby's Own Tablets for | TURKEY IS DOOMED Signed Her Death Warrant For Euro- pean Status, E London; Oct. 31.--The Times edi torial says the allies are guite ready for Turkey, and have been ready for her for a long time: "All prepara- tions for the Turkish adva been made by Great:Britain in Egypt along the banks of the Suezw canal and in the peninsula of Sinai Greece too, is ready, and more than ready, as Turkey may soon discover. By her foolish yielding to the instiga- tions of Gerinany, Turkey has pro- nounced her own doom. The Otto- man empire in Europe will soon be merely a memory. "Since the Turks have upon their own destruction, we do not regret their appearance in the ranks of combatants. Their acts of { war mean that when this mighty | struggle is over Europe will be rid of two factors, which itor more than sixty years have been The chief men- ates to the peace of the old world We shall get rid of Prussian mili tarism, and we shall simultaneously get rid of the Turks in Europe, and of Mesopotamia will also be freed from, the blighting influence of the Turks, and the Ottoman race will be | relegated to the obscure valleys of | Asia Minor, from which it long jiime ago emerged. "These may sound like large as | sumptions, but they will be Rroved| | by events. The world will never sub jit to the extension of Prussian do- | mination, but the appearance of ) Prussian-Turkish domination in | Europe, and the near and middle | east, would more than mean the ex j inction of civilization as we have known it. The allies will not sheath their swords until both ambitions have been crushed beyond any risk | re-appearance } resolved a | of | | ful is ill or out of | Tablets They are 'the ideal medicine fok little ones and never fail to relieve con simple fevers and promote | sleep. Concerning them i Wurker, Ingersoll, Ont., says: | eight vears .and can highly "recom mend them to all mothers for baby hood and childhcod ailments." The | tablets are sold by medicine dealers | or by mail at 25c. a box from | The. Dr. Williams' Medicine ('o., Brook { ville, Ont. | | | Big Rush of Aliens Feared London, Oct 31 danger from economic standpoint liens flocking to the overseas domi nions to esca the European war is the subject of a The of | letter to the Globe by Rowland Hunt and } retired temporarily | i | will be found that these 1} were occupied by his comrades | taken { the Ghurkas and Sikhs is well nigrh | | | War M.P. * The writer points out that many aliens in the British dominions are persuading relatives to join them. This will result for the mo- ent in increasing the political dan- ger, and at the close of war it ns have the opportuni- offéred to Bri colonial gor swer to Mr. Hunt re was that the matte the respective to handle the the which and be room should rants. The tary"s ans presempiations one for governme r overseas No Women at Front. Paris, Oct. 31. Hereafter no we nen, except qualified nurses, will be | vlowed at the front. This order has just been issued by | Minister Millerand. He warns | officers they will ipcur severe | punishment if they allow ther wives | o follow them even to the rear of the | battle zone | | nce have | | "The | sunk m the | lish . Made from Grape Cream of Tarfar _NO ALUM A PITHY VERDICT War Will Finish Before Germans Master Belfort. Geneva, Oct. 31.--In view of false news spread by German agents at Basle as to Belfort, correspondent of the Democrat, who has been permit. ted to visit fortress, gives an in- teresting description of the defenses, which he crystalizes in a sentence: war will finish before the Ger- mans become masters of Belfort." He says the various forts are arm- with numerous and most power- guns capable of responding effi- ciently to the big German howitzers. All the villages around the main fort- have been transformed into There are deep trenches, well sheltered by barbed wire entangle- sustaining prolonged bom- ed ress forts ents of bardment . e multiplications of the fortifi- 1 elfort, the corres- adds, make it impossible to 17-inch howitzers in the de- trution of the main fortress. Budget From Kaladar Kaladar, Oct Rev C. H. Cobn, Tweed, preached a missionary ermon on Sunday Mr.-and Mrs. Hughes, Arden, visited at A. H. Wood's and W. Hughes' last week. Mr. and Mrs Pickering, Kingston, returned home Tuesday after spend- a month with his brother, C. Pickering Stanley Wood is attend- ing high school in Tweed. He had a misfortune last Thursday to sprain bis ankle while playing base ana had to return howe for a.f days. Mr. and Mrs. H. Sherman fpent Sun- day \. Tryon's. Mr. and Mrs. Frederick Wood and family, Har lowe, visited Mrs. Ira Forbes last Miss Myrtle Wood is Hi. T. ingbeck, Plevna, called aut C. H. I's Tuesday. Miss Hilda Jacobs her brother, Operator Jaeob couple of days this week. 'Ed- : called on friends at iv. A. H. Wood is in pess this week. Frank Sandford Thompson's. aq week 11 hod ne Flinton on Sun I'weed on bu; eterson is at Antwerp Harbor Cleared. 4 Amsterdam, Oet 30.--~The ships Antwerp harbor before its fVacuation by the Belgians and Eng- iro declared to have been raised the river cleared of all obstruc- It is also said that the mer chandise in these vessels is being in- ventoried and tions of Your le ry This! Doubles Beauty Hair and Stops It Falling Out. Your hair becomes light Wavy fluffy, abundant and appears as soft lustrous and beautiful 48 a young girl's after a "Danderine ha cleanse." 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