THE DAILY 1 Paris! Parity! The one dominating note that runs all through the making of Sunlight Soap is Purity. The $5,000 Guar- intee you get with every single bar is not a mere advertisement. [It marks a standard set for the buyers who select the choice Sunlight Soap materials--for the soap boiler--for the expert chemists--for the girls, even, who wrap and pack Sunlight. are mindful of the Guarantee --it #8 a source of gratification to all the Sunlight workers. poultry have been collected in Eng- Nearly 3,000 head of nn | had lost their flocks by war. of the birds donated are stock. French peasants who | between £3 and £4 each. land to a ---------- aE ---- Goodyear Tire and Rubber Co.--of Canada--of the United States--of Great od South Africa--of Australasia--of South America--of Mexico--have you ever realized the tremendous ramifications of these world-wide institutions that All of these corporations do not Tire and Rubber Co, of Canada ires being shipped con- are supplying better tires for every nation? manufacture but purchase from the Goodyear and The Goodye A tinuously from Bowmanville, Ont., and Akron, Ohio. @ MADE IN CANADA Gives You Goodyear Superiority at a LOWER PRICE Compare These Prices ~ Were Goodyears NOT Made in Canada, They Would Cost You-- SIZE PLAIN ALL-WEATHER SIZE 30x3:- $19.02 $22.23 32x3i- 21.87 2558 34x4- 31.92 37.34 36x4i- 44.96 52.65 37x58. 5244 65.55 J4x4 37x5 Some | valued at ar Tite and Rubber Co. of Akron--t But Goodyears ARE Made in Canada, So They Cost You Only-- 30x33, $15.00 $18.00 32x 3: 36x4:- 39.35 47.20 BRITISH WHIG, MONDAY, MAY 1 " HOW GRANDMOTHER FOUND THE LOST CALF. "Once upon a time," said Grand- mother," when.I was a little girl 1 went to visit in the country. ' The. next day my Uncle said that Old Bess, the cow, had hidden her new calf and they couldn't find it any- where and they were afraid it would get lost and starve, x "I asked if I could help find it and Uncle said he would give me fifty cents it I was successful. I don't think he had an ideal I think earn the money for several of the men had been out looking for the calf and had found no trace of it. "I will tell you how 1 found it. I waited until Old Bess went down to the pasture and then I followed ber. First she just ate and nibbled at the grass until I began to think she didn't care what had become of her calf, but at last she began to walk way down to the other end of Pasture and I followed. "Suddenly she stopped and began to make a funny noise and then I heard another noise of the same kind only fainter. I looked inthe bushes but could see nothing and began to think it must have been some bird that made the noise, when I saw something move behind some black- berry vines, I pushed back the vines and there, back of the bushes, in a! little hollow, was the missing calf. "She wasn't a bit afraid when I went to her and patted her soft nose | and it was po trouble to lead her out by the neck and so we came home with Old Bess following us, I took them both imto the barn and | shut the door so they could not get | out nd when Uncle came home that | night I took him out to the barn | and showed him the calf. "Uncle gave me the fifty cents as he had promised and 1 remember I bought a doll that I had wanted for| a long time." | "1 would have bought a doll too," | said Beth. "I wouldn't," said Ned. | "I would have bought that kite 1} told you about, with the long tail," | and Beth and Grandmother both] smiled, for they had planned to buy | the kite for Ned's birthday which| was the next day. | and tables, where hours of leave that "Low Cost of Menu for Tuesday BREAKFAST Sliced Bananas Ham Hash Sour Milk Griddles 'offee LUNCHEON 4 Baked Macaroni Toasted Rolled Oat Crackers Rolled Oat Wafers Cocon DINNER Dried Fruit Soup Reheated Pot Roast Au Gratin Potatoes Bolled Rice Olive Salad Brown Sugar Pudding | N- J BREAKFAST: | Sour Milk Griddles- -Mix two cups | of sour milk with two cups of flour, a tablespoon each of sugar and lard, One egg, a teaspoon of soda, and a little salt. Drop by spoonfuls on PLAIN ALL-WEATHER 1895 22.75 28.10 33.80 45.45 54.50 Living" Menu a hot well greased griddle, | | Fry brown and serve with syrup. LUNCHEON Rolled Oat Wafers--Cream two | tablespoons of butter with six of su- gar, and one beaten egg, a cup of roll- ed oats and a teaspoon of vanilla. Drop by spoonfuls on a greased bak- | ing tin and bake in a moderate oven. | | duction. DINNER | Dried Fruit Soup--- Boil slowly half a cup of dried apples, quarter of a cup each of. dried prunes, currants and raisins, all in ten cups of water. Then run through a sieve and return to the fire. Add a tablespoon of lemon juice and thicken with two tablespoons of sago. Au Gratin Potatoes--Melt a table- spoon of butter. When hot add the same of flour and a cup and a half of | milk. Boil until thick. Then add two cups of cold boiled potatoes cut in dice. Turn into a baking dish, cover with grated cheese and bake! in a hot oven. i Olive Salad ~-- Cut stuffed olives! In halves and lay on lettuce. Pour| over a French dressing. | Brown Sugar Pudding--Boil two | cups of water, add two cups of | brown sugar and, when boiling hard, i add two tablespoons of dissolved | cornstarch. Boil until thick, then | add a quarter of a cup of chopped | walnuts, i | Prima Ao mien. | | CHRISTENING FONT HUMOR, | Unlucky Infants Whose Label Them for Life. It would seem a poor sort of hu- mor to label a child with a Christian | name which fits the surname all too | well, like Sardine Box, Jolly Death, Holly Stick, Rose Bush, Long Street, { Seldom Early, and the like, but it is | done, nevertheless. i Of course, Nemesis is sometimes | on the track of these practical Jokers, | only his revenge is probably wreak- | ed on the name-bearer rather than | on the parents. For instance, Wild | Rose sounded very appropriate in in- | fancy, but when the pretty Miss Rose | married the fascinating - Mr. Bull, | and she had to sign her registration | paper Wild Bull it 'sounded a bit queer! Sometimes, of course, nobody is | to blame. Nobody was in the case of Hetta Simpson, who married Mr. John Lott, but she got unmercifully | chaffed over the combination, Hetta Lott. But the font-fiend who perpetrated the following joke upon his uncon- scious though wildly protesting bairn must have known what he was do- ing. Probably if the parson had | twigged the diabolical design of the | smiling father he might have trans- i posed two of the names and spoiled ! the plot, The parents were called Gunn, and when the parson asked for the child's baptismal names the father whis- pered, 'Benjamin Isaac Geoffrey," and it sounded all right. But fancy that lad writing all" life such a conceited signature as B, I. G. Guan! It's too dreadful! There are certain names that are "off the map." Such are Jezebel, | Ananias, Sapphira, Judas, and Beel- | zebub. But occasionally parents ! have been known to take a mean | Parents | | gallons of real water are not used in | sight. Elephants have no front teeth, | that requires 'tearing apart. | yellow molars as wide as a man's | teeth, which are smaller than the | permanent molars, fall out when the | ionally picked | among the fodder and preserved as | curiosities, | certain newspapers will admit. | silent crowd. | enough to shout, , 1916. : SURPRISE FOR A SOLDIER. ; ------ A Strange Lady Waited on Him. and Something Made Him Pause. He was very thirsty, and the tea looked delightfully refreshing. But he glanced at the lady who waited on him, and something made him pause. Suddenly he knew. It was Queen Alexandra. The Queen Mother, so very modestly and so kindly, was showing her gratitude to the Em- pire's fighting men by waiting on them in their newest London rest but. He stapd to attention and gravely saluted. He was one of a party of men who had just come from Victoria Station, tired and worn, and they were very glad to be the first visitors at the hut in Grosvenor Gardens, which was opened the afternoon of the day be- fore. So far the Royal Mews had been the only accommodation avail- able for the troops coming to and de- parting from Victoria Station, 'but this splendid club is now available for them within a minute's walk of the station, The Queen Mother, who was ac- companied by Princess Victoria, was Ereatly interested in the cubicles. Nearly a hundred beds are ready, and closeby are hot baths--a great luxury after the mud at the front. There is a brightly fitted up recrea- tion room, with comfortable chairs would otherwise prove so weary can be happily wiled away. There is a staff of eight voluntary workers, who, under the direction of Lady Ponsonby, do everything pos- True economy What's the f{ a range being a with ms usaf s rang if it soon That is not range. materials? by a good economy at all. § That's TRUE economy McClary's is SIN CERELY male. Noth- ing but highest class sible for the comfort of the men. One of the helpers is Lady de Ramsey, whose husband is a prisoner of war -------- in Germany. Pantomime at the Front. Collectors of war souvenirs should be interested in a tattered document which has just arrived from the front. It is the program of a per- formance of "The Babes if the Wood," December 22nd, 1915--"the first attempt a: pantomime in France," and an entirely British pro- Prices of admission were 5d. for officers, 1d. for N.C.0.'s and men. The performance began at six o'clock. "Stretcher-bearers at 8 p.m." One gathers from the admis- sions of the synopsis that a good deal was left to the imagination of the audience. 'Pleas: observe the invis- ible marble staircase." "Five million this act." "Owing to the scene- Painter getting twenty-eight days' C. B. for dirty butters we leave a lot to your imaginatien." The two villains of the piece are represented, of course, by that well- known duo Big Willie and Wee Wil- lie. In act four they are finally brought to book and "get the D. C. M. with sentence." The program demonstrates the curious Gallicizing of our soldiers' English with which we have become familiar in their let- ters home. ~ Thus we find "a plucky garcon," "Huroosh between the Wil- lies a la mort," "He has done beau- coup C.B,"" ete. The play is the work of Corporal James Flint, of the Glasgow Highlanders. Whoever has looked inside an ele- phant's mouth has seen a strange and they never eat flesh, or any food Right teeth are all they have, two above and two below on each side, huge hand. Over these hay or fodder is shifted by the queerest, ugliest tongue in the whole animal! kingdom, a tongue that is literally hung at both ends, having no power of move- ment exgefit in the middle, where it shifis Hack and forth from the side, arching oP nat the roof of the big mouth like an immense wrinkled pink serpent, Elephants, like human beings, hawe two sets of teeth. The milk animals are about fourteen years old. These baby 'eeth--which are, nevertheless, enormous--are occas- up by cireus-men Blockade Effective. According to the following amec- dote the British blockade of Germany has been much more effective than At a Tecent banquet the Belgian Consul, H, L. de Give, said: "I bave just heard an anecdote about the German food famine, "A regiment of Landsturm men were setting out for the front from Berlin. The usual' crowd were see- ing the old boys off---an anxieus, But finally there was screwed up spirit 'Long live Ger- many!' "At this a grey-whiskered Land- sturm man turned round and yelled reproachfully at the shouter, 'What one chap who DO NOT RISK YOUR FAVORITR LINENS AT THE LAUNDRY, MRS, CANADA ! Have the work done at home un- der your personal supervision, with an EDDY INDURATED WASHBOARD. Made of one solid lasting plece of hardened pulp, It will neither splinter nor fall apart. The slight- ly rounded, even crimp is easy on the clothes and fingers, yet loos- ens the dirt easily, Ask for Eddy's "Twin Why Not Today? F YOU have heard how Criscg is taking the place of butter and lard in every department of cooking-- If you have heard of the won- derful building in which it is packed--sunlit, spotless built of glass and dazzling tile-- : If you have heard of the bet- ter-tasting, more digestible foods that its use insures-- Then why not order some today? The experience of a vast army of housewives is a guar- antee that you ;will be pleased with it. , Made at Hamilton, Cénada a -- EE -- EAA Ne Mr A Asal Study the figures given here. You Only because Goodyear Tires are can see the actual saving to you made in Canada can we sell them rival, as, for instance, One-too-many + in dollars and cents because Good- at these low prices. Johnson, Not-wanted Smith, Odious Fights With One Leg Gone. # year Tires are made in Canada. a . | The most amazing act of courage Preferred Above All Others ah ed in England is that of Corporal Cotter, 8i the Sixth oat Kent Regi- ment. en his right leg had been bl ff h hb A census of 71 principal cities of he United States shows that every Bae Dig tly Beoph As th car is equipped with Goodyear Tires. , This despite the fact that made his way unaided for fifty yards an BRD, are cae two hundred other brands, most of which sell in the 10 a ming crater and steadied the Ivory Soap always 1s at hand; you do not United States at a lower price than Goodyears. Were all tires equal on Ee dalding ft. He son. have to grope for it nor is it left in the water dollar for dollar in thé'ayes of those motorists, only 13 of 19 of the tiresin altered the dispositions of gad to waste away. : use there should be rs, whereas the census showed 21% Good- meet a fresh by the ; years. 9This unusual preference éxtends to Canada also. YYet many of enemy. For two hours he held the Ivory Soap always is in sight; there is no + those two undead other brands not made in Canada are offered to you weunds to danger of injuring 3 by stepping on here in Canada, $¥au are usually asked to pay prices from 40 to 50 per ne Dashly dramedotily after the at- the cake in the bE Jatrself cent: than the Rices at which those ds are offered in their home -- E i 1 Soa ? markets. may be offered tires not sade in Canada at a price, size More Weddings Than Ever. ven if Ivo were no better than for size, as lo Goodyear Made-in-Canada prices. But you know that w * y P ha. : nes to Goodyears and yet do not acquire teadershi gL a it more mn t years ef p- WHE ir, : "in-Canada Products means more than keeping 1 wier, Hop ". of "It means a direct immediate saving to : revenge on a new and unwelcome ar- | °87 " It Floats VORY SOAP floats. It is the original floating soap." This quality gives lvory Soap distinct advantages, must express their joy at the Th 'e get Merry Christmas me Jones, but it is dif- ; Position, and allowed his ou as ks * age hy 8 from whence they are exported, they are offered at prices According to figures covering the ther soaps ts floating qualities would make previons time since began to gather statistics on the subjeet. For every 1,000 of population 21.8 Dersons were married, SCENTS oh roars The employme: co-operation amon be the only hope of Solving the.labor fuostion, in the ion ht a Mary- rmers quoted American Agriculturist, ea 994% PURE farmers seem to 8 y er twine is up of machinery and i he United States this a resu @ action of the = Government ip making a State monopoly of seal the Yucatan sup- ee wt a : Procter & Gamble Factories in Hamilton, Canada