# TWENTY-FOUR 0 ot |Get Out | KeepOut ARE DOCTORS' ORDERS The good old bicycle, Massey or Red Bird, will give you better satisfaction than two or three cheap bicycles. ¥ The best is the cheapest. Get yours to- day. You can see Massey's on the streets of Kingston that have been running for 15 Joars and they are good to-day. Pay a ittle more and have satisfaction. ONLY ONE PLACE SPORTING GOODS CO. 88 Princess Street Phone 529 "Home of the Brunswick." -> ASWE HAVE SOLD OUR INTEREST No The G.A. McGowan ~ Cigar Mfg.Business TO MR. HUGH BENNETT We take this opportunity of thanking the » public for their past patronage and to ex- press the hope that they will give the new owner their liberal support. ri EA McGowan, Sec.-Treas. a seven nundred golfers): More than took part in the recent tournament "vor the Pinehurst golf links. A num- ber of Canadians were among the' competitors, = + % Ar hd Ae ly aii THe a db sv + (20c ab. HIS SELECTION < Landiady--I'll give you just one day Yn which to pay your reat. Lodger--Very well, I'll choo8e next Christmas. Ws \ £9 NOT (2:7) PoPULAR The man who praises himself is never popu- lar. No; especial- ly with the peo- ple who think he might be praising them. IN LOVE Your father ls unreasonable. Why? Tells me not to lose sight of py my object in life and then kicks because | call seven nights a week. WATERTOWN YACHTSMEN. -------- Ave Very Eager to i George Cup. The "Watertown Standard says: With Jhe coming of the present fine spring weather, the members of the Crescent Yacht Club are be- ginning to have that itchy feeling Recover the if are any O! a'yachtsman can 'have and t presépt' indications sign, the coming season will be one of the best and most active that the club has ever seen, Much interest is being taken in the club at present by the men who have returned from service particu- larly those of the naval tranch and already a large number of members have been added as well as a pum- ber of new boats. It is planned fo interest the younger members of the club in the art of sailing and a number of them have . purchased craft in which they will be instruct- ed by the old "salts" of the club. Boats are now at a premium and with the new tax on all new boats it is expected that the coming sea- son will find the price mueh higher. 'he Royal Can; one of the old time sailing rivals of the Crescent Yacht Club and the bresent holder of the George. cup is desirous of coming to Chanmont this summer for the annwal regatta of the Lake Yacht Racing Associa- tion, but it is improbable that this will be done this year as the Cres- cent Yacht Club is.umable to make arrangements in time. However, it is expected that the event will , be beld sontewhere on the lake and if it is, the local yacht club will enter without a doubt. "Bil" Jarvis, whLo sailed the George cup winner 'in the last race against the Crescent Yacht Club in 1914 was killed the sams . fall "somewhere dn France." Many of the R, C. Y. C. members have been killed in the war and the club pur- chased about $15,000 worth of new boats this spring by which they hope to interest young Canadians in the greatest of out door sports, The club now enrolls about 180 members and with the end of the war and the fine automobile roads HATS £c. for a stoyt deck beneath them that : he) n Yacht Club,} FATHER'S HOPE Mother (at phone)--Mercy, John, our daughter has married the chauf- feur, Father--S8o? Well, maybe now he'll have some object in keeping down the repair bills. ¢ NO CALL BOY Cmar declares that this world is an inn. Yes, and a lot of fellows are founging around in it, expecting opportunity to page them. BORROWED The from points Brown's speech were well taken, 1 thought. Yes; most of them from other men, of the club it is expected that the membership will be much increased and the activities of the club broad- ened. Charles 8. Lansing is the modore and Wallace = Slodt Leon B. Quick, semior and fleet captains, respectively. ------i Sti int College Men At: the Front, Nat T. Worley, sport editor of The Stars and Stripes, the U. 8. army paper published in France, writes that the A. E. F. wants Wil- kard barred from! the ring. "The American army is boxing crazy and there will be a great re- vival when i gets back home. The amateur ring will get a big boom," saysgWorley, . "If a table wérg 'td* be compiled ot the recognized 'athletes of Am- erica who served in the present war, it would probably show that' the college athletes more than any other class nillied promptly to the nation's call. Princeton alone lost nineteen sports heroes killed and ten wound- ed, and Yale's athlelic toll was thir teen killed and five wounded." ° com- and junior Padtor Faves Willard, "Athletics by proxy" is the way the Rev. Dr, Wi Gilbert Condit characterized the championship bout to be fought July 4th, in his sermon on "tlie illard-Dempsey fight" in the Squirrel Hill Metho- dist Protestant Church, Pittsburg, Pa. "Wilard can lose only his failure to train," Dr. said. 'He decidedly bas not been taking care of tiimselr. Jack Dempsey weighs in at 190 pounds. He has been fighting the best there are, while Willard: fits been making a tour of the vaudeville circuits. Dempsey's greatest Hope can only lie in Williard's lack of preparation.' Creepléss Shirts vor Biting. Will Livie, the Green Bay Goll Club (Chicago) professional, has an through Condit from creeping. - It also goes for the shirtwaist. . Livie has invented a rubber strip, tive inches Jong and an inch wide. The one side is studded with sharp rubber: points placed | close together. 4 firmly in place. "| division of his large |yent. The major members of the The strip is sewed to the belt, the points against the shirt. The points hold the shirt There's no more slipping up.. The golfer needs no longer resemble a yacht running be- fore the wind.» a 3 in the eyeut of a ion of Canadian racing, it is. ander J. K. L. Ross' intention: to bring a establishment to the Dominion in charge of Fred Ste- string will fulfill their United States 73r DAD and kis LAD | THATSVERY, UNKIND + WHY FM JOST CRAZY ¥ y DO CRAZY ents under H, Bedweil's : : ts under H 4, Be ell attachment that stops the golf shirtf, PUZZLED Judge (to witness)--Why didn't you, go to the help of the defendant in the fight? Witness--I didn't know which was going to be the defendant THE INTEL LIGENT "HORSE, The horse Is an intelligent animal. : Very. It never | walks Into a | man's effice | when he's busy and insists on talking over a tot of unimports ant matters with him, GOOD AT IT You gots a good man In your new short order cook. Think so? Yes, he can make an order as short as any cook | ever saw, A, SA A tA AAA BAR SUNDAY DOUBLE BILLS. Games Listed for Season's End May be Played on Sabbaths. No Sunday double-headers Will be played in New York if the Sun- day Baseball Local Option Bill goes into effect in New York State. Pre- sident John Heydler said that neither he nor President Johnson of the American League was in fav- or of playing more than one game on that day when the schedule is readjusted. The heads of the twg leagues have taken tls attitude so that there will be slight likelihood of conflict with any other Sabbath activities. President Heyler said that na action had yet been taken about the adjustment of a schedule to include Sunday games, and 'he matter will 1ot even be considered until the oill becomes a law While it has been suggested tha: the Sunday dat- es be arranged by moving the Mon- day dates forward, President Heydler is. of the &pinion that it would perhaps be better to shift the dates near the end of the season forward to' the open Sundays. He believes that the weather during midsumrmer is far more = reliable than in late September early Octobéy, If the major leagyes had adopted a 154-game schedule instead of the 14p-game plan; yesterday would hdve been the opening day, and several postponements would have been necessary. or One hundred and twenty-seven thousand dollars for Willard and Dempsey; twenty thousand for Ty Bedroom Furniture and best selection in city Largest Prices the lowest. to choose from. 230 PRINCESS - miss RJ. REI The Leading Undertaker TELEPHONE ER. Cobb and nine thousand. for Babe Rath. And they say there's no mon- ey in spont. Dad knows it. For hasn't he vivid memories of other times, before the eventful day when he bought his cherished AutoStrop Razor ? So he is happy to find that his boy won't have to put up with what he went through---dull blades tingling fate, half removed stubble--these are. the things that make dad wince as he thinks of them, - But happily all that is past--to stay. 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