» FRIDAY, OUIUBER 17. thn, THE DAILY BRITISH WHIG | PAGE NINE TONDGULTY OF EET i : a. on "IF ALL WHO HATE oe LOVE | OBSTIN ATE COUGHS Kingston's New Industry *stzious srruation st ithe Ancients $7 Arc ai 'our loves were true, When resistance is lowered and you come down THE JAVEL MANUFACTURING CO. Failure to take proper pressationd Loge ota & |The stars that swing above us - with a cold that runs into an obstinate cough, your 7. Masytusturers of Ei Deen ro! MCh Soring aud | 'J T vould be diffieutrd ap If cruel words were Kisses, trouble is more than surface deep. 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Germs can- eonfin- J : the form of eritl | at re duly get a fresh hold on strength. = not live where it is ott TRY IT PLEASE. & year, pd % 82¢- cism ou ¢ personal D 3 te - ¢ lane ne eq ha bee help) 14} APpearants, | ond tears of melancholy For nearly fifty years Scott's has been helping JAVEL MFG. CO. 19 ONTARIO STREET, KINGSTON. Ipless for aver .. >in re a aA H 1S ne ; ! 5 - 8 eo | ire 1 or ustorns ot others. | Were hings that sow are net (\ break up colds by building up strength. Try Ie! PHONE 454. 2 gt mien Badal | airbus Dod ile ry 1 igh wor id seem _= Scott & Bowne, Toromto, Ont 15-19 . nd es convinced might sa p those who dared to And all the ] ale r Load, TE og ut he me th ot T i d the proper pted rules of the > bridal bower of beauty in -- NE YY 7a 3 ae ece + Tuiley » A hin a A gemedy for my tr TRC.s im- A dream within a dream inmunity ( Petes eh ; it y Lin : : \ rks of the ancient Greek If men vomeh coun to worry Fi 1 Ir c S B Ir e a k O u t < ha Sapp : : And wom ase to sigh, q shou : i IT Years. and an authors abound in jests And all be g BO a De Pani we Tr a iin: [and art be siaitia bury and thieves break in. Don't risk the All classes of high yield investments -- Try then 3 f nei r spake t ighbor : 3 3 » : .. ak yous Druswiot or write we for bur mew | SORA, Of 4 citing and sneering kind. | If ICIECC0" jake So Denver. Ba first, or invite the second, by keeping Corporation, Governm ant and Municipal. Private wires--New York, Chicago, et; it is interesting and costs you nothing hers are mere puns and verbal As love demands of all, . (Tempietons, 142 King West, Toronto). We : ust wonld eat the sabre, mail T.R.C.'s anywhere on receipt of $1.04 | Jests, incapable, of course. of being The speav stay on the wall; money in the house. {he fun de- Th very Jay would glisten : 5) 4 § han or rath. And every eve would shine. S\ Ce Put it in The Merchants Bank, Montreal, Toronto And God would pause to listen = where it will be safe from loss-- , : And life would be divine ¢ always dvailable--and earn interest jokes is 2. anny to -----James Newton Matthews. i . "ores a 4a Keen gee at highest current rates. | STOCKS----GRAIN----COTTON eir age, the huthor », this quip from bn 1} F. Simmons, Belleville Fim pl ES THE MERCHANTS BANK | poncaro, Ryerson a co. fn Any Quantity erber how he would HEC 10 Be ANA rs A Het nil Tu Head Office: Montreal. OF CANADA. Established 1864 "And this, su 'we have heard! &.. | KINGSTON BRANC . H. A. TOFIELD, Manager. 287 Bagot St Phone 1728, MH. J. Bongard, Manager before When etigquet interferes will PARHAM AND VERONA BR ANC HES, J. W. McCLYMONT, Manager. » 3 . ny RE hen disech ' { ! i VE 9 { Gnath , of Athens, was offered n : snes na 1 Safety Deposit Boxes to Rent at Kingston Branch. || some rather poor wine When told 1€ A TS A TTC RRR that i age was sixtéds, years, he . hart ie -- -~-- EE tr a ------ Phones 47 or 780. ji odryly 1 rked: "It's pretty weak Vi for its age A similar jest is related o I Ts When told banquet t was drinking was forty-year-old SORE THROAT a 5) a Lar aT And here is the classical form of SEUSS BREE the woman's age joke Cicero, hearing the wife of a Ro- man patrician say that she was bat thirty years old, said: "No doubt it 8 true, for it is twenty years now that I have heard you say it." ING MA A Just as good as ever is this irony: OLD AND RELLABLE REM DY The painter Apelles, who flourish- 18 FOUND IN "ry ed in the time of Alexander, was ow THOMAS' shown a picture by an inferior artist who boasted of having sketched it ECLECTRIC out in an exceedingly short space of time. Yes, I can see that very Ol i. well," said Apelles, "but I am sur- ---- prised that you did not make several other pictures exactly like this in the AE aden xe ae DOMINION Tire Salesmen are now of our common phrases. The painter had listened with patience and profit - . to a cobbler's criticism of the san- - 0 dals in a picture. But when the cob- g or ers or ° -------- A ------ APN ANN bler began 'to enlarge the fields of his criticism to other parts of the painting he received this rebuke from Apelles: "Shoemaker, stick to your last!" th BH TE { The one million dollar addition to the There was general disapproval of the actions of a Roman citizen who " » . . had divorced his chaste, rich and Dominion ire actor at iC ener beautiful wife. "But,'"" said he, point- 3 ing to his foot, "here is a shoe, well made and brand new; no one but my- - ; sel! knows where it pinches." 1 * In the days gone by, as at present, ° 1S 0S comp Cw e . the doctors were made the target of y the jester"s flings. Pausanias, the Spartan general, when asked by rt -- physician how it was that he was never ill, exultingly replied: "Be cause I never consult you: 3 . GOOD I: a tier He rioines md J DOMINION Tires are ( res. who despatched his patients with the least possible suffering. . . Psusanias, strongly disapproving Motorists know it of a certain physician and his meth- ® ods and berating him in no mild ) terms, was asked by a friend how, as he had never consulted that par ticular doctor, could he be so sure of his statements. Pausanias answer- | (Dealers should complete their . A Scythian king, seeing a man dur- ing a snowstorm entirely nude, asked him if he were not cold. "And you," FT 38 aL Cp Thee Tio service arrangements for next season "Well, I am face all over," was the naked man's Fejoinger. ¥ - N W Of law and thé law's delays these wt 7 Fh by ordering : A woman, vainly pleading her case > many times befsre Philip of Mace- Ek 2 donia, received af every refusal the reply that he '"had not the time." At' last her patience became exhausted, DT el rvi Domint Rubbe reat Th eh . (For their service, minion Rubber SL a vmacasd | Amadis: the Scythian pias System Branches extend across | said: "They were like the web of a | spider--very good for holding the weak, but allowing the strong te cape." : anada. A petty thief was being led to prison. Diogenes said to him: "Fool, why didn't you rob on a grand scale? | Then it would have been you that | would be sending others be prison." - : The absu sight of a person che 3 sand wih, omting Dominion Tires are sold by out of all proportion to his size al- ways gives rise to a smile, if not to : sothe jocose remark. One common- Be Dreier A the best dealers throughout hat! Where are you going with that boy" With the orator Cicero the - ® * jest took this form: . : i hai | Canada. Ask for and insist | son-in-law, wearing a long sword, he | cried out: "Who, | ade, ed attached i . . . . | my son-in-law to that sword?" 2 . At a call to arms ir Sparta, An- on hav ; D on ] 1 e | droclides, who was lame, offered him- 1 n ominti r Ss | self as a recruit. When refused om | : : account of his crippled legs, he ex- | claimed: "I though you were look- | { ing for men to fight, not to rua away!" | (Buffalo Comapercial) i The older ones of this generation |_ 'were the more fortunate in the en-| ROBT, HL. I) joyment 'of the talent of Adelina; 138 Bleury Street . | Patti, but it is a dull soul indeed | { that has not been cheered or impres- | sed by the simple songs made famous | by' this great prima donna. Her death | 'at an advanced age is a distinet joss | to thh musical world; dut her life] had been a long and useful ome. : 4 Look for the stere with the lagersell Display { : Patti's Last Ourtain. | i